potroast523
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"Planes dont need wheels, what are you talking about?"
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Helix
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Lacking a few wheels for their private jet, the Rooneys hope nobody will notice that they've 'borrowed' some.
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Nick Brackenbury
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Where all the legs to stand on went...
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curtis jennings
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tHIS IS YOU CAPTAIN . THE LANDING GEAR IS UP AND WE AE CRUISEING AT 3 FEET
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pooh
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BA's bumpy landing explained
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Lorenzo
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Welcome to flight 408, we hope you enjoy flying with West Virginia Air.
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K
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Richard Branson builds a model aircraft
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Andy D
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"wheres the wheels? Rodney you plonker"
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dave m
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bloody pikeys
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Jim
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Canada's no.1 airforce craft. Fitted with all their latest technology.
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Oliver Dayman
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Plans for a new fence around Liverpool Airport are in the pipeline.
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chris griffiths
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more cut backs by british airways
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Benny Boy
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Arrrgh, mechanics!!! All i wanted fixing was the bloody nearside electric window!!!
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Misstress of Darkness on Pimpwar
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Attention K-Mart ShoppersWe have a special on isle 9authentic airplane wheels$1,000,000,000
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hannibal weir
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With poor budgeting, Top Gun 2 was unlikely to impress
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ash
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feel sorry for the pilot he's planes a shitheap... nice legs though
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Dazza u.k
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Look this plane is so old it needs to be retyred.
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ash
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I only slowed down for a second, explained the pilot
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JIM K
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FIRST IT WAS THE PILOTS GETTING LEGLESS BEFORE THE FLIGHTS,NOW IT IS THE PLANES!!!!
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D Fresh
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Air Mexico - We Don't Need no Stinkin' Wheels to get you where you are going...
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Roger
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I was only away for an hour or so. Where are we?
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do you think it still flies and moves and everything?
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yah man!
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easyjets finaly upgrading it fleet of planes
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Josh peffers
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hmmm are you sure this is going to work Mr Bush? of course it will little boy my best men spents more money on this than the war!
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monkey Dust
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Welcome to John Lennon International Airport, Liverpool.
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bob the builder
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Mr.bush used to spend hours playing in his toy plane imaging he was bombing bagdad
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Seal
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Welcome aboard Scouse Airways.
Hey, at least we dont use bricks
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Laura Goode
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Mum i think im ready to take off my staberlisers
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Gareth
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Liverpool airlines experience some early teething problems
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Alan
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The pilots wife had found he'd been cheating on her with the stewardess!
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FAA`s latest guidelines require removal of all wheels to save on wieght, ease safety concerns....
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Aussie Rapist
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Just out of interest, why have we stolen the plane but left the wheels behind?
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James
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Serves you right for parking on double yellow lines.
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The Big Dog
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Saving up for those new spinner rims!
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hsbc
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Terrorists win.
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James Richardson
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New Pilots Wanted: warning: must be incredibly tall to get into plane
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Joe
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bored of stealing wheels from vauxhall nova's, one cocky liverpuldlian gets an idea...
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Hope
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Blair's tough on crime policy didn't quite get off the ground.
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Middy
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On departing going on here is with the wheels
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mac7
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i wanna see the corsa with dem wheels.
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Ant
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When Dr. Bannister was finally apprehended he commented on his 'air rage' incident: "I would not have ripped off the door, engines and wheels had I been allowed some salad dressing for my lettuce"
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PRESTON
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NEW WALKING PLANE-SAVES THOUSANDS ON FUEL--TOOK 27 DAYS TO CROSS RUNWAY BEFORE BREAKING DOWN--PLANS SCRAPED
FOR NUMBER 2 PLANE.
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kezzie the besty
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thats gonna be an emty plane
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amber
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I said I wanted airplanes to bridge nations, not make a bridge from a national airoplane
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Jonathon Clark
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Above:Stealing scousers "nicked" the tyres from poor defensless plane.
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George, London
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We're going be a while taking off today, ladies and gentlemen, ther's a little red light flashing on the dashboard and we need to find out what it is...
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rob
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Ryanair, the lowcost airline, tries out a new cost saving initiative.
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Paul
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Forget The (lack of) Wheels Guys, The Entire F**king Airports Been Nicked Too, Can You See Any Buildings????
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Richard
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the new Scandavian aircraft hadnt even spent one night at the Liverpool airport before someone had nicked the tires....
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Paula :)
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you might be a redneck airport if you have planes on blocks on your runway.
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Spin Back
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"They work just as good as wheels, honest", quote taken from Secondhand used plaine salesman weekly
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Brylian
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no one seemed to notice the problem when they started up the engine
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the door nob fish
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do we have any fat circuler people on bord captin
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Andy Goddard
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when the terrorists were told to "jack" a plane they got entirely the wrong idea
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Drewp
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Park anything in Liverpool and someone will have the wheels off it!
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Mike Sales
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Sadly the Canadian Armed Forces bought more than just submarines from the British.
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Ariel
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Air travel, before the invention of the wheel.
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ash
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Its nearly new only been used twice ( those scousers will believe anything)
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peanut butter
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all aboard on british airlines!!!
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Rooney's Home!!!!
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JT
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Captain , I think that dam soccer team from ireland been here again
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aaaaaaaainslllleeeyyy
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Sign On, Sign On, And You Know In Your Hearts, That You'll Never Get A Job, You'll Never Get A Job! Kop A Loada That, Filthy Scousers!
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chrish
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easy jets cut backs!!
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DANNY
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FARRARI LAUNCH SCHUMACHERS NEW CAR WHICH THEY HOPE WILL GIVE EVERYONE A CHANCE TO BEAT HIM
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Hawkscorpion
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I told you we shouldn't have landed this thing in Brooklyn.
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Lee Atkinson
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Ladies and gentlemen we have arrived at liverpool airport
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senorkev
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eccentric billionaire builds dream airplane-on-stilts home in middle of deserted commy airfield. branded a tosser.
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Frerdik
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KKKKK
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ian
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The one target Bush's Missle Defense might actually be able to hit.
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Matt Po Rusky
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Aeroflot are yet to nail the market.
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veg
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If it rains any more, this thing's gonna sprout roots...
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ben
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airplane
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bryce
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The japaneese have retrofited the airbus A320 for their next Kamakazi pilot making it hard to come home.
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Will, London
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BAE reveal the design for their latest aircraft
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Dave H
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The 'budget airline' war peaked once Easyjet announced passengers who were fast runner could fly for free......
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ajk67
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I told you not to park outside the ground, Anfield has always been dangerous.
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bassett
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Sadly the new suction cup planes never took off.
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Ros Taylor
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captain to crew this is the last time im coming to Liverpool
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badger
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the new vertical take off plane looked strangely normal
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Shopbitch 05
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Liverpool fans leave mark at Istanbul Airport following Champions League Victory
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This is not what I meant by hi-jack.
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Nervous Colin
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New airbus-shaped oil rig tested in school playground
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Adrian
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Is is devices like this that make the earth spin?
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I canna do it, Captain. One more warp factor and the old girl will be blown to bits!!
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Zack GM
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this flight has been cancelled due to a er
technical problem
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ian graves
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matchstick shortage hits ambitious project completion
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goochdrift
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"well, atleast they didn't take the wings"
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murf
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South African 'necklaces' getting bigger
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Peter Judge
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the plane isnt movin??? wot is happenin
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Stinzo
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search the 10 differences and win a trip to Liverpool!
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Cyborg
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Looks like the gypsies moved into Heathrow
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the first land plane has been invented it seems to have some kind of mechanical legs
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Phil
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When Captain Johnson returned from the airport lounge, he realized the squeeky door he had called Budget Air Mechanics for was now the least of his problems.
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tes
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I only left it for 5 minutes and sombody nicked the bloody wheels
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conmam
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BLOODY WHEELCLAMPERS!!!!
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Paul T
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Welcome to Liverpool Airport
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DHG
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Welcome to Bin Larden Airways, landing gear and lights are not required.
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Jon W
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Government regulations on wheel clamping these days have goten beyond a joke!
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Frostie
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Just think of the money we're going to save on tyres Sir
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dush
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Baghdad buys first commerial aeroplane
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Tsuki
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New Thunderbirds vehicle fails to impress
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PiTi
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Blunket resorts to desperate measures in new bid to curb flood of illegal imigrants
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Pippin
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News Flash! A commercial jet was 'held up' by rogue terrorists.
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Sam Sonite
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Practical joke by luggage handlers not funny!
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thinc.
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That'll teach you to park your aeroplane in Liverpool
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Only departing going on here is with the wheels
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td
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after many hours in the cockpit, Bush turns to Blair: "ok Tony you win the bet"
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James
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Easyjet Denies Decline in Maintenance Standards
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Passengers to bring own wheels for budget airtravel
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liz
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i told you those budget cutbacks would bite us in the a*se
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Rob
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BA Groundstaff took their strike action one step further.
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Hugh Judge
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jeremy judge u idiot hooever u r it is in liverpool
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John McCririck
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OK Flintstones, legs through holes and RUN!!!!!!!
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usalink
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Virgins new economy VTOL plane
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Jimmy B
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Blair thought Air Force 1 had nothing on him.
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benitez
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how do we get on
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Prickle
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I need a better alarm.
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Rich
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George W Bush wanted to remodel Air-Force One - this is was his final idea
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bummthruster
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Last time we buy aircraft built by the useless yanks
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dave
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scouse airlines flight 1 delayed due to technical problems
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Loopi
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Bush did say after the new security measures were put in place there would be hold up's
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hahyu
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see what happens when you dont pay taxes
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AVON
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At sea they double up as paddles.
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Crazy Guy
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What do you mean the wheels are extra!
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matt
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How many more liverpool jokes do we want to make? Perhaps this picture is a metaphor for the defunct and immovable morality of the joketeller?
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chris
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The prototype for the next imperial walkers sponsored by british airways.
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slackmeister
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Luckily, the one-legged, oblong-footed wheel thief left enough evidence for police to track him down
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Peter, Michigan
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Landing was a bit difficult, and you might have to get out and push to get us airborne again.
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edson
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i told you john lennon airport was a no! no!
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Henry Emson
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Captain J. Willis forgot to fill the the parking meter
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Jon Bond
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Who bloody nicked the wheels??
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osama
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new york bridge?
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newman
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A-10-tion: READY ! AIM ! FIRE !
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JOE DEVLIN
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NEVER LEAVE UR PLAIN PARKER IN WHITEHILL
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Dan Flan
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BBC2 launches Extreme Robot Wars!
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glen.w
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ok engineer i think we have a little engine trouble
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Cosby Sweater
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Homeland Security's new multi-billion dollar idea.
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roy
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for sale, brand new tyres Ł20, will part exchange for shell suit .
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myne
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eh, can we get out now...
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leslie barnettl
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adam at aerospace claims this was NOT his section of designs
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why am i so funny
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After spraining his ankle on his last landing, Jeff the 737 was on crutches for 6 weeks.
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A C E
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Ok children let's play pretend. Hey!! No electronics until after take off!!!!!!!
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craig wright
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'great im stuck in ruddy iraq!!' bush moans
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osama b
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taking off and landing proved to be a problem
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John B
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"I told you not to bring those Liverpool supporters back from Istanbul"
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ll d1e 4
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the new french aeroplane 'peer' felt life at sea was more his sort of thing.
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STEVO
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WHERE ARE WE PADDY? I KNOW WHERE WE ARE, WHERE IN LIVERPOOL COS THE WHEELS HAVE GONE
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Raki
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The Khazakstan milennium project didn't quite have the pizazz of it's rivals
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some guy
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terrorists are so dumb they didnt take the plane only the weels for there next building attack!!!!
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Noodle
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GREAT, How are we going to explain this.
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DEANO
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The ultimate skid plate test!
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kezzie the besty
|
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i understand when a child needs stablisers but a plane thats different
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Sigg3.net
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Got Wheels?
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black micky
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i always wanted to walk
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bigshug
|
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breaking news , Elton John now wishes he didnt park his Jet in the Projects
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john-peck12
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unfortunately,the new hover jet-plane invention never really took off
|
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Dylan Zimmeran
|
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Wow ma! These hubcaps will catch us plenty at the pawn shop!
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dhc451
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kerry's campaign vehicle - a week before the election
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Simmy
|
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in response to 9/11, the americans unveiled their prototype anti-terrorist passenger plane
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Ethan Fowler
|
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Crimewave? This is normal...
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rocker
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Damn! Parking in the wrong neighboorhood!
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ccvannorman
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Fortunately, we happened to land on these handy orange stilts after our landing gear was stolen..
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up the toffies
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wheels for sale at anfield to help buy a new striker
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Jack W
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Our pilots need no apptitude, so fly economy class, low rates, low altitudes, no attitudes, your destination is our most trivial concern.
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kimmie
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The crew didnt understand why take off was being so difficult today...
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matt
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As fears of earthquakes increase in the region, Liverpool council have decided to put extra foundations to stop any damage to the planes
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frazer
|
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Bush:" we hope the new take off system for the mini jets is the most functional ever."
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crazy frog
|
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the traffic warden was not impessed with his stlye of parking
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joe
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its f****d up
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Granty o/
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The "Run way" isnt for wheels anymore, its for legs. This is the best they came up with.
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Will Smith
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I don't think the new airline will get off the ground!!!!
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paulg
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"Captain, the reason we're not moving I think is down to the lack of wheels.... you push and I'll steer."
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Mess
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Blair's plan to fly all Scousers into the sun failed miserably when he realised they had already stolen the wheels for their Renault 5s.
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Clare Cooney
|
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"I told you this was permit holders only"
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mf
|
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The south will rise again.
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ocelot
|
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Al Qaeda's new terror tactics lack the grandeur of previous attempts.
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shel
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erm...erm...there seems to be something stopping us moving...
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J-mal
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We won't make it like this guys!
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lancs_uk
|
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Thousands of Liverpool fans stranded in Istanbul.
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dvine
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118-118 for your local tyre fitters
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1st 12 legged plane arrives safely from Dublin at Liverpool's John Lennon Airport
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MONA
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Were in a state of financial sucicide Thanks BUSH !!!
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rob
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And they say Liverpudlians ain't pikeys
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thank you for choosing iraqi airlines
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Ciaran
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thats the biggest bird I'VE ever seen sucked into the engine
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trimore
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tired of flying-feeling security has failed-take the train
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L666SH
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This is what happens if you let a chav work in an airport...
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I hear plane tyres make great sofas.
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iAN
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BA test the new "Walking Planes"
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Adew Faw
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To ensure a safe journey, bring your wheels and premium insurance along.
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Pat Beck
|
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StiltAmerica now boarding.
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Bex
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PILOT: "I know there's something missing, I just can't think what it is..."
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Barmurf
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Aer Lingus- Going nowhere!
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Bingloudisel
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Flamin Plane Jackers it be less humiliating if they took the whole plane
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Daniel Heaney
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4uck off with the sterotypin of liverpool...mancs are worse robbers just nobody goes 2 manchester 2 get robbed cos its a borin city full of borin individuals!!!!
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timmy
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the wright brothers knew they where close but something was missing
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alfie
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ROONEY STRIKES AGAIN
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astrid
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nice shoes ya got there
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Gar
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ryanairs new cost cutting measures !
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senor twist
|
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This is what happens when you somke weed and fly
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Andrew White
|
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Al Quaeda ha f***ed up your week-end at Camp David again Mr President.
|
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steven corry
|
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The Queen presents Charles and Camilia with their wedding present..
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bigfoot780
|
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Oh well thats one way to stop the terror
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simon
|
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In a bizarre turn of events, scientists discover that man invented the jet aircraft prior to the wheel...
|
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??
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errrmm the hijackin went wrong osama so we stole the wheels instead
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Racist bastards
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new - hover plane not as successful as everyone thought
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mykhel
|
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In a bid to conserve fuel, airline resorts to pogo sticks. Liverpool to London in just 141 days.
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a new type of plane that can swim...one with rubber duck feet
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jamo
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and the locals steel the wheels from a plane...when will they learn....
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The airplane needs a place to sleep too...Jessica
|
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C'est moi, Branson!
|
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now, if this is going to work, we ALL have to run, even you twats at the back. OK!! on three.......
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homer42
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sod it! if we're not going to moscow this year, then neither will anyone else
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lee
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welcome to manchester airport
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ETYGN
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NH
|
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Scousers try smoking a new type of Gear...... Landing Gear
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ian
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Be on the lookout for flying wheels, which took off before this plane was ready...
/lame
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Gnuthad
|
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This is why you don't let rednecks buy planes.
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jas
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this was the first of many planes schedualed to fly out on ryanairs new 'ballymun to anywhere else' route
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jak
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an official investigation was launched earlier today as to why a ba flight was unable to take off from john lennon airport
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Brandon M.
|
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You thought is was bad when Los Angeles gangs were only stealing the wheels off of cars.
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Rich
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We have to wait for the glue to set before we can attach the wheels" said a spokesman for Airfix after the company won the contract to build the new Euro Jet passenger craft....
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jim
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Were ready for take off
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caz
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British Airway cuts costs
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postman pat
|
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he looks lonely!
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sugarlips
|
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we have been hijacked again.
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Scott
|
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See what you get for flying out of Alabama. Sure its cheaper, but hell I think the pilot might live in this one too...
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brandon 62377
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It's a handi-capable plane. Be PC about it.
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JGuy
|
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How do you expect us to fly anywhere with the door taped shut?
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martibhoy1888
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for sale aeroplane wheels will fit boeing 747 or similar
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Sarah a, Australia
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Call now in the next ten minutes or pay by credit card and we'll cut the price, by taking the wheels.
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DJML
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and you thought LAX was bad
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patric
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that will teach u 2 park in manchester
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JP
|
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The pilot wanted higher wages so he went on strike. He refused to land the plane until his demands were met.However lunchtime soon came...
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Prissy
|
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Flinstones, meat the Flintstones..They're a modern stonage family!
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samantha
|
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scousers on tour
|
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PRESTON
|
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INVENTION OF WALKING PLANE---750000 DOLLARS
SAVING ON FUEL--2000000 DOLLARS
TAKING 27 DAYS TO CROSS RUNWAYS--PRICELESS
|
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bob the builder
|
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co-pilot to pilot "how the hell are we going to do this"
|
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Eilis
|
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Still not high enough, I'm out of ideas!
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theNephilum
|
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ill say it again, DONT PARK IN HARLEM!
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thom
|
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manchester's new star striker ruins European away trip plans
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bigshug
|
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Chavs attempt at international terrorism, 'we fink we done a good job, give's yer fekin wallet' says leader
|
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mmmm
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Chairman of new budget airline adnits the balance is not quite right yet.
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dave
|
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scouser airways at liverpool airport
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rossco
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welcome to liverpool
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jonny close
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some craic hasn't got a wheel to stand on
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shantara
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"Dang it thelma, I knew we shouldn't of it parked it in a bad neighborhood. Those were michelins! 'It'll be fine you'd said.' Does AAA come all the way out here?"
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AD
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If you guys are having the wheels and tyres .............. then i having the engines!
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derek Henon
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Wheel clampers to take qualifications; NVQ Stage One
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JXD
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This is what happens when you park on a double yellow line at Heathrow for 5 minutes
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jeff
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mines a double wide trailer. whats yours?
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ste
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thats wheely wheely dangerous
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Jason
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Making the Americans feel right at home.
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I TOLD you not to not to leave it in this neighborhood.
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Tony
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coffee, tea, or tires?
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Chett M.
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Before the creation of the wheel, air travel just wasnt safe!
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W1seguin
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"I told you we shouldn't have parked the plane in this neighborhood."
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colin
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eh jimmy where did ya hear about this wicked moon trip from.
its some agency on the net, space 1999.con
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andy
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no dam terrorist's gonna be stealin this!
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Ryan
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We're gonna need some wheels and engines and some DUCT TAPE
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thomas morgan
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take the wheel jimmy, THE wheel i said
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Hazel Clay
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First Mate: 'And you wanted to stop for refuelling!'
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doc matt
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the giant sized wind up plane robot was ready to walk down the runway.
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stealthninja
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frazer are you slashedgryffan off the groups
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R.R.
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Air flight before the invention of the wheel.
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ANDY AND HEATHER UNABLE TO DEPART TO SPAIN
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BEB
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Now thats a budget airline!!!!!!!!!!!
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Maureen Morgan
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There Goes The Neighborhood!
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Jim Barr
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The stopover at Liverpool Airport was going to be longer than expected.
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Hutch
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BA's attempt to cut tyre costs by incorporating harrier jump jet technology looked doomed from the start.
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Big E
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The latest invention to make dalight last longer in Liverpool - slowing down the earth's rotation!
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PH01
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"Sorry ladies and Gentlmen, but there'll be a slight delay in our take off"
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The 20' High club!
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tom
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Traded it in for the Audi, straight up.
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Lorenzo
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Well, you'll need to get hold of some engines on your own, but otherwise she's as good as new.
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Angus
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I 'ate fu@king pikies honest I do.
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Rogdog
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Another job accomplished by out Jiffy Lube J-Team.
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Damn, these guys are good...
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Kevin E
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McGuyver would have a field day with this...
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Jayson
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Polish Landing Gear
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blair.
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british airways................ mean as hell.
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Len
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I thought u said " They will only steal th Hubcaps!!!"
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Jamieboy
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I know a bloke who sells second hand plane wheels, they are in quite good nick.
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private parking, wheelclamps in operation
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homie
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"compton" international airport.
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yes
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youve got to be kidding me...plane elves strike again
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Jethro
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Next on pimp my ride...
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M
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The pilot jusy knew he should have had the passengers parachute out.
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simbastyles
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solford airport was proving a problem to the airlines
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Chaz
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Disneylands NEW attraction!
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Ali G
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That is what happens when you park in ze Staines Massif.
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wilf
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Bush looks forwards to another 4 years of spending government money on iraq.... sadly Air Force one suffers.
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fgfdh
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the scousers hit again! but this time they've gone to far!
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ryan brown
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British Airways redefines economy class
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cornholio
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Hungarian teenager hopes to have saved enough money for engines before 18th birthday.
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kotek
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siemka kotku
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Trisha Rosauer
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That is the last time we park the jumbo jet in the wrong neiborhood.
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Matt
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Army's new 20+ passenger test harrier with stilts instead of wheels
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Hugo S
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Attention passengers, due to low budget, we'll your help to push our airplane, please follow the emergency lights and have a nice trip!
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Wils
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When the stilts go run like F***!
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Skidiver
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Well we sold the Canadian government our subs, I bet we can get them to buy our top of the line planes as well?!?
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adam
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Where the hell did the airport go??!!
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gamekeeper
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easyjet splash out on a top of the range plane there best yet
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mmmm
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No wonder Branson can charge 100 grand to go to space, I wouldnt feckin go
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pondlife
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exterminate
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Lee
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Jose was here!
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Jerome
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To Garys dismay, his new amusement park ride wasnt as popular as he had hoped
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ash
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This is the fastest plane on stilts
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ash
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12, 36" alloys for sale, will listen to any offers
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Bored Witless
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Look - how many more times do I have to tell you - in future retract everything when we go through the auto-wash
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merlin
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i said not to land at liverpool
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mmm
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should have gone to quik fit
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Alex
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Rooney felt vengeful at the thought of coleen's spending
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acid
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quick! when noones looking pinch the tail! the scousers hope noone will notice their bit by bit theft
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Jade
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Easy-Jets new 1ST CLASS airplane!
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Pr
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Diplomatic immunity granted to crafty hijackers after they point out that technicaly they're not on US soil.
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Will
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Heathrow plane comes to a "STAND" still
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Chris Cooper
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Ryan Air passengers were a bit miffed to hear about the Ł5 wheel surcharge
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damo
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MADE IN U.S.A.
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Well, they may not be cinderblocks, but they get the job done...
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Ricky
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George Bush Shows his Designs To The Public For The First Time!
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Jeremy Judge
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wheels! you idiot, not plastic!
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Jeremy Judge
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nice try Becks, but you ain't leaving Madrid.
Five hours later: you still ain't leaving.
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Matt
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When they told us we had been upgraded, we didn't believe them
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Mike E.
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Stuck
Stuck . . and nowhere to go.
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Rick
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a pimp my ride exclusive
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Steve
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The new invention of the Airplane Sled is stored here at the liverpool internation airport as it eagerly awaits the winter season.
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reaperman
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scousers will nick anything these days
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tim latham
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oh! this is the buttin to put down the wheels my bad guys!
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windowsrcold
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Shit Rick I told you never to take the damn plane to Compton Airport.
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HotMilk
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the markets so competive now days
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jayo
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I'd like to see the Ferarri F1 pit crew deal with this one in 9.2 seconds!
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simmbee
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....Bargain Basement at Sears
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tio felipe
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After years of insisting it would NOT raise taxes to buy new tires, Republican Airlines is now grounded.
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bob the builder
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a new buget airline
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Tim
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The walking plane never took off!
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Chris Mellor
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Airforce One is being re-fitted to Amish standards since Ohio won the election.
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Brylian
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WHOA that can't be right
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NiMo
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Heathrow Airport Security is the best in the world
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Dont pay the airport taxes we keep the plane
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Phil T
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New security measures to be introduced on planes
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Andy goddard
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THE WORLDS FIRST JUMPING PLANE
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Gazza
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Not even the bloody planes are safe in Liverpool
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Jon Bond
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Passenger version of the harrier
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BEN DOVER
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REDNECK AIRPLANE
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berry
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plane hated his new calipers
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Mike M
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Boeing & Star Wars announce a much anticipated partnership
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Clever Boy
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The plane hasn't got any wheels.
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Dan
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You know you're a rich redneck if....the learjet in your driveway is on cinderblocks.
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richardL
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these low cost flights aren`t all what what they`re cracked up to be !
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al crow
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i dont know, you turn your back for five minutes.....
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Engines gone. Ready for recycle.
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wiljo
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boeing just weren't really trying any more.
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John P-No Hollywood
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Ebay Ad: You are bidding on a working plane, just needs a few parts and youll be ready to fly!
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stelios
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easy jet saves more cash
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stassy
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parking in liverpool, what did you expect?!
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Vickster
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Newsflash: Liverpool Police report Car wheel theft down, aircraft wheel theft up!
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Our airline gives maximum security and a most comfortable flight, our flight attendants are here to help you every step of the way... it just requires a little imagination.
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Wheels, We don't need no stinking wheels!
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pie
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Budget airlines for you
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David
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Oh, Lord, stuck in Lodi again...
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spencer
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The result of riding in an unarmored humvee.
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bart
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GOing nowhere....
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cabin attendant
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We're ready to take off. If the passengers will kindly insert their legs through the holes in the floor nearest their seat and start running as fast as possible...
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2
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It's not a plane with no wheels. It's Art.
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Danster
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The accident was bad! but the doctors said "you'll be back to work after only six weeks on the crutches"
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AyCaramba
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The first Plane on leggs!
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mo fugger
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captain: hmmm, it seems as though there is a technical difficulty, hold on folks, as we try to figure out the problem.
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PC
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Welcome to Liverpool international airport
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manc lad
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liverpool fans last ditch effort to stop Michael Owen leaving only to realise he left 6 months ago
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Ali Murray
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Roll Up For The Mystery Tour
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jgvp
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New BEA commercial. Pay Now, Fly Later.
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dumb american
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Waiting for the next Haliburton contract awards...
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mARTin
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Manchester United arrive back safely at manchester airport complete with their new signing, Wayne Rooney!!
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dave
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rooney was ere
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Stop - your latest no frills airline
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kaylw
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think they forgot something??
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Tigger
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The captain wasn't amussed by the April fools joke.
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brit
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wheres my rubber?
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PaddyR
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if you build it, they will come . . . . . and laugh
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AliT
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In a quick turnaroud the pilot was surprised to find that whilst he went to get a cup of coffee that his wheels had been knicked.
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Tanks
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They've replaced the wheels? With what?
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Mickey H
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Easyjets' attempt to cut the budget goes one step too far
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Nate
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The reason there are no airports in the projects.
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Michael Fields
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Didn't you say "dry-dock"?
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Pablo
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Now, for the last time, "Right feet first."
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chris
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Hijacked plane hits oil rig
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GP
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i don't believe it!! somebody has only gone and nicked the door!!!
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Grant
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News: airforce accept under age recruits
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er' la' wanna look at these wheeltrims i robbed from tha' plane over there
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adam.w
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who niked your alloy wheels who niked you alloy wheels
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Brendan
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Try getting that of the ground.
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John McCririck
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OK Roonies, on the count of three, legs through holes and run like hell!!!!
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Dick
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We cut costs any way we can to serve you better.
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ADZ
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US Scareways - the REAL story!
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Some of the first passanger jets ever built actually used non-retractable system of rollerskates.
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chris
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30.00 feet....
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berry_978
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"that landing was pinpoint captain"
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Charlie
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New for 2005 we present you with
THE HOVER PLANE
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JM
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Monster from new Dr Who - can't go upstairs either...
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Stu England
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Sir Clive Sinclair proudly presents 'The stilt plane' "Why fly when you can walk" soon to decorate museums along side the C5
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RichardB
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BA bosses take rash actions when they got clamped for the last time.
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mental lotti
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Now with stilts for thoses hard to reach places
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Will
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Easyjet move on to a new level of "no-frills" flights
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vicky
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the plane thought it was cool when it got the invite to the party but when it woke up it realised it had been tricked by the popular planes
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The Master
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Effects for new Dr Who series look less than special
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Zack GM
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BA tries their new no frils plane
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dom
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Liverpool airport
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Daved
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As soon as the idea for no luggage took off for Ryanair....the next stage of the cost cutting was revealed
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S SMITH
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I KNEW WE SHOULDNT HAVE PUT
ALLOYS ON THE BLOODY THING
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BIGIE
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WAITING FOR INSURANCE TO PAY FOR YOUR NEW LEGS.. I KNOW JUST HOW YOU FEEL.
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Jim
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Teradactile airways
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Brian
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Flying without wheels doesn't sound safe.
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eoin
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a new cost cutting strategy adopted by Ryanair
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id sooner take the strain
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the shame about the Ruskies
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throttle to full, brakes off, yet no movement, the captain couldnt understand it
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Denise Tabor
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I told you they would boot us for not paying to park!!!
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frazer
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i wrote the below
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Johnno H
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Charles Kennedy couldn't believe his luck. Not only is he leader of a third rate party but his plane broke down too.
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Breaky
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Bloody scousers
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River
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EasyJet launch their new duck-foot aquatic aircraft...why fly when you can walk?
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Douglas Harewood-Gill
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And they told me they were just going to service it...
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Neil
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This is what happens when you stop to refuel in Liverpool airport
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eddy tw
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BA took the obvious comment, that if you walked and swam to the country rather than fly u would be more healthy, the wrong way....
"a trip with BA keeps the doctor away!!"
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ŽobNus
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New design of aeroplane with legs doesn't go down well....
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Race Vanderdecken
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If Evolution was true for machine too
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ash
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This is a job for the 'A' team
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tino
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the guys from pimp my ride would have their work cut out this week
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Haydn Linsley
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all you stupid people criticising this picture it obviously to one of blairs clever plans to reduce greenhouse gases
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kevin c
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e-bay- full set jumbo wheels and tyres offers please.
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ssstutters
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someone invent a wheel and let's see what happens.
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deadly
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Yabba-Dabba-Do-It-Yourself Airlines
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Charlie
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CO-PILOT: Well Done John
PILOT: Thanks
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Big Phil
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"This is the Captain speaking, Flight crew to sprinting positions for take off"
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"This is your captain speaking we seem to have had some minor technichal difficulties"
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brandon 62377
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We tossed the parts we don't use anyways.....
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i dont understand this at all
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a terrible crash it looks like cyote painted a white line
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roy
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and who said liverpool wasnt full of trampy bastards?
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