Dupper
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When they said Head Gardener, I thought....
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bigdave
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Bloody dandruff! Clogs the mower every damn time!
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Master K
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Oh no, my lawn!
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Duffy
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The wife was astonished to find that at even over 65 he was still shouting mower mower in the bedroom!!
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daniel
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5 years to go
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Jen
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After the gardner's done all's i need is a graffiti artist to look like Gorbachev!
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badman
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HAD A FIGHT WITH A lawnmower
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Bert Mandrake
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With no clean walls in the home, projecting the family movies required some imaginative improvisation.
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emile
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I better get paid 4 this
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sally
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i said mohair sweater!
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paula :)
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he's going to have to pay me double if he wants his bikini area done for that speedo
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Atrikhan
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I'd fire that landscaper..
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nitro134
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just a little more around the bold spot
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DoubleHitMickey
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The truth behind Male Pattern Baldness
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Casho
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having already mown off Berts left ear, the imp with the grasscutter set about cleaving his precious silver locks
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T. Coolguy
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Gorbechev's other birth mark
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Sian
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see! im not going bald because of my age! its my friend (well not any more!)
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Vinny
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Wait til I catch the wee Bastard
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jack
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Gardener: I can't believe this giant fell to sleep on me!!
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waspybird
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grass dont grow on busy street!
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harrye
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dont happy slap me... please
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v
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twat ed
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Karen
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Seconds later he slipped and cut the poor guys ear off!
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Bushy
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Gardener: It should be finished in a few more years.
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sam m
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was that done by a lawn mower
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Paul M
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It wont stop growing
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Drumma Boy
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Just a bit off the back Frank...
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Joel H (revised)
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There was once an old man with a mower that trimmed his hair even lower. With his wife on the phone, he started to moan, she just didn't want to see him no mo're. -- cause he's an idot.
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Wonder boy
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yeah - mower got a way from me a bit there
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Nick
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Not only did the the fight with the lawn mower leave Frank bald but it rubbed salt into the wound by tattooing picture of itself on Franks head
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yup
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Only john deere would do such a thing.
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this mowing will hurt me eventually as there is no longer any grass to mow
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bill
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Needs fertilizer
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Joe
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Time for reseeding the lawn, methinks
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henrs
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u missed a spot impy
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HOW STUPID
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lozz
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dad we all told you to wear a hat!
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Special-Ed
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Mike the tiny hair mower, shown in picture, went missing last thursday during a bikini shave.
If you know his whereabouts please call....
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caitlin
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now i knew i left that list of chores sumwhere
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Rob
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last time i drink with my grandson
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KOPPITE99
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After being lead astray by the scientologists pint size Tom Cruise had to find a new job at the barber shop
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WALS
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HAHA! I CAN'T WAIT TILL HE FIGURES OUT HE'S THE NEW LAWNMOWER MAN!!!!!!!
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Danny B
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it wasnt so funny when graham found out that the tatoo was permanent!!
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bonehead
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when your finished round there, theres something a little lower down that needs attention
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sam
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trim edges
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JD
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i thought you told me it was just a henna tatoo!
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roses are red, violets are blue, and grass is grey
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Ruoff
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Dammit... gotta hurry Tiger is here next week
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Stu
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The Borrowers haircuts were cheapest in town!
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Andy
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God damn it i wish i was a teacher then i could see were 2 burn (eyes in the back of your head)
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Casho
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Banished forever to Berts scalp, Derek was at least grateful that the sadistic elf had given him a Flymo...
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Will
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Okay, once this is finished I can put in that decking and build a water feature.
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sugar lips
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there was an old man from leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds in less than an hour he had a cauliflower ear, and is head was covered in weeds.
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b
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one man...one lawnmower.....the possibiliteis
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adam.c
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this job never engs it just keeps on growin back
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DMBandit
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Baldy's got g-eyes in the back of his head.
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cadguy
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I said to the tattoo artist "make it look like I have got a little more"!
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BODZIU
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HUJU JEBANY
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poo
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1 man went to mow went to mow a meadow wait a minute its a head!!
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wacked out mo fo
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haaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha look itsa litle mower man on the mowed man i no its not funny but oh wel
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Dai
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An over enthusiastic barber unknowingly reveals Bill's thoughts for the world to see.
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Joel H
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There was once an old man with mower that trimmed his hair even lower. With his wife on the phone, he started to moan, she just didn't want to see him no mo're. -- cause he's an idot.
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Adam W
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The man has freckles on his head. Maybe that is another tatoo, or another projection, we don't know.
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pp
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i only had 2 pay him a fiver
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theobadboy
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eden project no2
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The Legend
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One crazy night in '65 .....
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Oooh Roger
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Lawnmower shop owner and head of the local AA, Bob likes to preach the dangers of alcohol by showing us the funny tattoo on the back of his head followed by the hair plugs on his left bicep.
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Adam W
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We assume too much. that may not be a tatoo, it may just be a projection. As to fool any viewers of the mans position on tatoos.
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Adolf
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Instead of mowing your hair why not plant some seeds!?
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willow
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almost there
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Dupper
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No! You do NOT get a pensioners discount!
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twiggy
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ive herd of a lawn mower cut but tht is takin it to far
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ad34
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kool
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laughyourstomachup
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young davie suddenly realises that he was supposed to shave his neighbours hedge.
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Rob
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Proof that 'MiracleGrow' isn't just for grass
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LOUDON
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"I DON'T BELEIVE ITTT"
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fudgy boy
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I'd hate to see if he's got one in the nether regions.
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sam
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Blind Lawn Boy Cuts Too Close For Comfort
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fds
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hair cut
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ruben
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"The ol' man always blamed Jose for his hairloss"
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dezzo
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Was that a lawn cut or polish?
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®obNus
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Borrowers Garderning & Landscaping Contractors Ltd.
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EDIE
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That tattoo artist must have been deaf. Stupid, hard of hearing tattoo artist. I didn't say MOWING over a piece of GRASS!!!! I said moaning over...
never mind, Edna.
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gradient
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To this day, Harold still doesn't know everything that went on that drunken night in high school.
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jon
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you finish the job or you get nothing!
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heather
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jus getting my weekly council cut
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DarkHorse, Cullen
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Once you hav finished my trim! there is plenty of weeds 2 pluck down stairs!!!
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Slippy
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My knees are broken, so stop touching my ass!
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TEDS
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Simon was disappoint with his summer job, the Jolly Green Giant, wasn't really green, and wasn't so much Jolly as a "fat unpleasant tw@t going through a middlelife crisis"
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sensiblenick
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Later in life, Alan would tell people that it was a floor-polishing machine..
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i wounder if i have a guy watering my head will the hair grow back?
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james pieri
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the grass is always greener on the other side
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jj
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and she says i never get the mower out!
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these new dwarf barbers are rubbish he sed short back and sides
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Giggle brat
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looks like you have been attacked with a lawn mower
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Proof of life after scalp death
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ed the almighty
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some men'll do anything to explain why their bald: "i swear! i just woke up one morning and there he was!..."
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lickmydick
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damn, wat am i gonna do about this when i lose more hair?
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he can change the mower into a floor buffer when he looses the rest of his hair
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Mckesson Rocks!
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FAKE SPOTER
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PHOTOSHOPPED!
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Daff
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O no now it's him again
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Joel
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Mexicans are taking over all businesses, they just cant get over their friggin lawnmowers!
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eggamingmong
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i swear i need a new hearin aid, i keep hearin a buzzin noise from behind me!!
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he'll be pissed off when he looses more hair, then he'll look stupid
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James Antonio
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Banksy will strike anywhere.
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Zoink
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how much are you paying her?
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One man went to mow...
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luke
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like the shoes
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zombie bob
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fred thought it the only way to get ride of those pesky headlice
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gazzy jay
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uh, you missed a spot
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baggy
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john never could find out what that buzing was behind his ear
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Your mom
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Give me some more head little guy
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booger
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I had a thought about a yard chore, but I lost it,
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Jerh
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Brings new meaning to the phrase "got attacked by a lawn mower"!!!!
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random
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The flee has evolved in an incredible manner- whats next? Taking over teh world?
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LIEF
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SO KOOL LOL THATS GREAT
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Ted Swanson
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NEED A SIGN "KEEP OFF THE HAIR"
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U2&JAH
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The real cartoon head.
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toooo funny
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brr
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Next its the strimmer for his nasal hair.
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the nurse
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Bald in back, sign of a lover
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hmmmm
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everyone ;aughed when he said he was going to model his house on a giant head, but look at him now
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benzini
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he could never find the source of that damn buzzing noise!
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Lizzy
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Cause of baldness discovered
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bob the builder
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go away you bald person who is no good
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:)
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A tattoo on a mans head
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JON89
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I wonder if theres a little tattoo of a man with a mower on HIS head, hmmmm...
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Paul Opinions Foster
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Short backside
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**** off
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i better get paid for this
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Heather
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better get the weed wacker!
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S.N.A.F.U
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BE SURE TO GET BEHIND THOSE EARS!
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Desmin
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Dave the gardener thinks..."can't complain really, poor old Stan's got the pubic area again!"
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Dan W
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You missed a bit
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Large Andrew
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The Hubble Space telescope beamed back unexpected images of the dark side of the moon
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P1J2B3
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"i was misled by the ad, it said shaven haven wanted"
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nick
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who cut his hair with a lawnmoweri`ll kill m
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baldric
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I'm a twat
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wez
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in tribute to eastenders little mo.
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Minx
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I must put some that "grow more" down
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charlie
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the fleas got bigger and soon they will take over the world and kill us alll mu hu harhar
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Joszjak
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"Phew...Not much left to get rid of now!"
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eat me
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What is that itch.
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Hans
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He slept right the way through..
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jk
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He is definitely going to regret that when he's older.
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JACKO
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I THINK HE SHOULD RETIRE
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short back and sides please and a little off the top thanks.
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Ant
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I'm telling you, baldness is not genetic!
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Raymond
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After this I,ve got to trim his wife,s bush.
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Rix
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You think that's a bad haircut! You should see the mess the Flymow made.
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WOW
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Cleaning up the HAIR CUL-DE- SAC
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lol
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well, what is there 2 say? i know, how about
''oi u fat slap head, u aint fooling nobody, and a bald head isn't something to b proud about!''
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Wildecat
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Must do work. Fork over your girlfriend.
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Dupper
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This is the easy bit, next I have to clear the wax out of the fishpond!
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Dupper
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Sheesh! There goes another mole!
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Try this!
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Where did yout think "lawn mowhair" came from?
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bruce
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after stealing everyones belongings the borrowers finally had to get jobs.
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Ben C
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Hey! Be careful with that weedeater around the Flag Pole!
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pec366
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New breed of nits are found to be more inteligent than Geordies!!
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Joel H
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I had to take this picture. To actually see a relfection of Joe mowing his lawn on the back of my dad's head made me laugh sooo hard!
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kieran
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you know all he has to do is lift a shaver !!!
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dawson
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They had a right laugh after the party...
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acid
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Is the Pope German? Is the grass green? Oh, wait...
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Matt
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um....Grandad....the-res a little man on your head......" I know sonny thats bob......."
Granma-.....Grandads lost it again..."He never had it in the first place lovie"
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I should haved gotten a bigger tattoo, these one doesn't grow either
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Rosie
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"Hey i didnt pay you do mow that part -stay down there
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noxian
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kekekekekekeeee...
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man those mexicans are good
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Burple_MIst
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the calling card of the super villain lawnmower kid
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sam shone
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annother bad hair cut caused by getting run over by a lawn mower
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Jay ( Gentelman)
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*In posh British accent*...Oh dear.... the dams fool cut the half his hair off.... oh well stiff upper lip old chap pip pip wot wot...
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stu
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buy some spray on hair
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Steve-E.P.
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Just another hard day of cul-de-sac cultivation for Tom of Airdoo concil.
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GoD
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Oh how we laughed
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Samo
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Conformation that the head lice's technology had dramatically increased
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Dupper
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God, we get such big heads in this barbershop!
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Uumpa Lumpas seek new jobs after chocolate factory closes.
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It's not a tatoo it's a engine for a sex mower
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Slothrox
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The next generation in military buzz cutters.
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Doren
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Dammit! I said leave a little MORE in the back!!!
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Sean
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oops look at that spot a little low on the mower setting I think
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S1M0N
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man,this grass sure has rotted!!
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Dalek
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So THATS how he went bald...
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Caitlin
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head lice have to get their chores done too!
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Nolen
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Tattoo in some hair...
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Ollie G
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Although slightly confused, Geoff wasn't the complaining sort so as the barber produced the mirror he remarked: 'Yep that's fine'
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B.G.L.F.G.S.
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the mystory of male hairloss reavealed! imps with tiny mowers
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Snickers
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Dark Side of the Moon
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gem
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how the hell did i end up here ???
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lolo
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ladies and gentlemen, we are now approaching planet headlawnmower.
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littlewilly
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i havent left the house in five years and im afraid to say the sun dont shine on my grass no more.i used to hoave a head full of sprouting green hock and now only shrivelled shrubs remain
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kate
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hey, i can feel a breeze
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mil112
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ashley and martin .. eat your heart out
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Who cut my hair off?...who? who? who?-who? Mow diddly... That's who!
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ricky
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he'll never find me
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bAmZ
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Talk about losing to a lawnmower
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Boldy
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wheres your hair gone
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Amy
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He's my SPECIAL friend...
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adz
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WHAT THE BLEEDING HELL!?
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alex jeffers
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days of uncomfort in the bowling ball buffer are over, now you too can have our own personal mini floor buffer inc. maid, for just £29.99
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mulletman
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im lost
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Krish
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The tatoo was the least of his problems after he realised he'd contracted Hepatitc C from a dirty needle
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honey i shrunk alan titchmarsh
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DOF
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What do they say about moss not growing on a busy street?
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Hans
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Andrew Lobry gets new Tattoo..
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Bryson
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I said I wanted a haircut like a German Banker. Well, at least it rhymes!
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Dax
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F***ing community service sucks!
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CLement
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Sorry I will only do your grass, I won't do your bush.
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Michael J.
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he seems my father
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H
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i have no arms or legs and my kids like to draw.
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philster
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Mr Gozarski has work to do but can't remember what the project was
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scroofle
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spent a little too much time on the john deer did we?
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mars
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God dang gnomes can't leave em' alone for two minutes!
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april fools day had john wooried every year. what would his mates do next?
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streetrace04
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DAMNIT !! I said just a little off the sides.!!!
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Solrah Mot
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Doctors are concerned over the affects of stem cell technology, as man develops mouth in the back of his neck.
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Adamski
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One-off contract!
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