Glen L.
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Daddy always liked to take the baby sitter home.
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cat shneeze
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Daddy can I play with the horn now?
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danny the rat
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it was awkward trying to take a dump in the passenger footwell
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Pat Lindsay
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What happened to a simple birds and bees explanation.
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jeff r
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what's the number for childline again?
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pitty
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the authorities were concerned with the age that pimps were starting their trade these days
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TEDS
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Despite Daddy's cries of "Ride me!!!!" Thomas started to suspect that he wasn't going to Alton Towers after all.
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shoot
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its true, kids will do anything for dairylea
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Si266
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Mummy & Daddy never realised Junior was about to release the handbrake!
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Joel H.
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After the impact Joe remembered where he hid his inflatable love doll.
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jw
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Next time, we should have second thoughts about swapping seats inside the car!
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ummagumma
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Will you two be quiet you'll wake the twins
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Paul S
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"dad, you said you were going to check the airbags" "i am son"
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matt
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I don't see any massive balloons dad.
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colvill10
|
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And the mum of the year goes to...
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mark boyle
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all work and no play makes kidnapping a boring job!
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Vo0Ds
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The creche facilities in the red-light district left alot to be desired
|
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GDOG
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are you sure this is part of the test!!
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spark
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sex education by demonstration
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Rob K, Bristol
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The world's quickest conception ....
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Oppo
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(*Yawn* Every day the same hobbling!) These two dogs over there at least do it without all that moaning and grunting...
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jake boi
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why is daddy parking the car in that womans garage??????
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KAY99
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I hope daddy gets the thorn outta moms ass she said it was big prick
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paul morrissey
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some man is taking a picture of u sh*ting on the seat again mam
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Ady
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Ok times up.....MY TURN!
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Sparky
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"I left my popcorn Dad"
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rogofrog
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take your time mu mthere is no rush and you dont need to hide ive seen you do this at home with the dog!
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aketarak
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We'll get ice cream just as soon as mommy gets paid...
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Joel H.
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I don't care what you do to Mommy, as long as you don't suck all the milk out of her!
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Sean C
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Daddy, How come you didn't pay the other babysitter like this.
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brownie
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The new airbags were proving a big hit
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strange airbag
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Tha dude
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White trash sex ed
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r
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Mom, how long do you want me to hold your pants.
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U don't wanna know.
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Where's Micheal Jackson To Even The Score With The Kid, I hope She's a He.
|
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Wen
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Dad's right. Everyone DOES keep shitting on him.
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Scottyb
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The Term "Let's go for a ride" taken a little too far..
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Yuri
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21st century sex education.
Aah, the joys of modern day home schooling.
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Rhya Weir
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Kid: Mummy, are we there yet?
Mum: One min!!! I'm coming!!!
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Micky
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When little Timmy played hide and seek in the car, he never thought he'd see where his sister came from in nine months
|
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chefbri
|
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well, ya cant do 69 in a 55 zone
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conor f
|
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he never expected this when he asked his daddy how babys were made!
|
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Mr. T & Mr. X
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But mommy, daddy doesn't need CPR.
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Tracy
|
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Ah..Mum?..who's the guy with the camera?
|
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oohay
|
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They said they were taking me to Disney to meet Mickey
|
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najes
|
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At age 40, he suddenly realizes his penchant for warm steering wheels.
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kai
|
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Erm. im not with these people
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ben
|
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the new sex ed class was really tough
|
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Sniper
|
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Stop Looking at daddy, Mommy is trying to teach you something here
|
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Barty
|
|
Is the the new CAR-MA SUTRA?
|
|
monkey
|
|
Baby arrives nine months early!
|
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bmaN
|
|
As we rolled into town our mammy smelled of fish
|
|
Keith Peters
|
|
Where's mine?
|
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nizzledizzle
|
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I still can't work out why dad got "wtf" painted on the car...
|
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MICHAEL JACKSON
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HYUNDAI! The only car to go dogging in
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garycos
|
|
Condom ? Condom ? It's 7 years too late.
|
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Cupcake
|
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My question is, who the hell took the photo????
|
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ukbloke
|
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mummy theres a steering wheel growing out of your ASS
|
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rostam
|
|
little did u know but that kids filming a porno. 'my childs favourite teacher'
|
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Coda
|
|
If Playboy made airbags!
|
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austin
|
|
Now where the hell did I put those fuzzy dice?
|
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Keith Peters
|
|
I thought we were having steak.
|
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jw
|
|
Hey, if I was a ghost like that boy, that's where i'd be too!
|
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jw
|
|
I thought doggin' was going to be about dogs Dad?
|
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craig
|
|
sex education begins eairlier and earlier
|
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Bob
|
|
You Think Its A Kid... Its Really Some Ghetto Midget With A Camera Shooting "Mums And Daddys 4"
|
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esoil1
|
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aww mommy cant u go to the toilet like everybody else, I know daddy says he'd do anything for you but this is ridiculous
|
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tc
|
|
ARE WE THERE YET
|
|
Aussie dusty
|
|
Ive found the jack...no sign of the keys.........
|
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DelboyTrueBlue
|
|
James was highly suspicious of Aunite Alice's and dads new 'excercise' work out
|
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wee bob
|
|
I hope my mates dont see this, I told them my dad had a Jag
|
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kaw1000
|
|
I knew my sister was a slut !
|
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shotgunchadb
|
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is sed f**king car not F**k in the car
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|
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stan collymores first born learning fast
|
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Ben Howat
|
|
Take a kid to work day was never fun for this working mum!
|
|
Bogetoft
|
|
Mommy was just trying too teach her little Brian how grown-ups make babys
|
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jim george
|
|
while out driving, kevin had to ask his parents about getting a new baby brother for christmas
|
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Mr. T
|
|
It may look cruel, but Danny knew his mother had to make a living.
|
|
Theo C. From Oz
|
|
Come on Auzzie, come on, come on.......! Cricketers have gotta be made somewhere.
(The TFH on the fence in the Background stands for Temporary Fencing Hire. Pretty sure its Australian).
|
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noddy
|
|
dad dont look now but im sure thats mum over there !!!!!
|
|
Mwa ha ha
|
|
Seconds later the seat callopsed squishing the child!
|
|
Nal
|
|
Mommy, are we on Jerry Springer????
|
|
LEP
|
|
Mum and Dad tried to think of the best way to explain sex.
|
|
weirdo
|
|
Give me a hand here son
|
|
Lucy
|
|
i think the kid puked
|
|
KevRRR
|
|
Its ok Dad, Mummy`s just thanking the builders for the extention!
|
|
Lloyd
|
|
Are We Home Yet?
|
|
dajones
|
|
wot are you doin to my mommy
|
|
sly_antro
|
|
I best get my turn before before Mum and Dad get back !!!!
|
|
JB
|
|
Get in the que I'm next
|
|
blah!
|
|
2's up on the Prozzi Dad!!!
|
|
4sta
|
|
dogging: stan collymore has really outdone himself this time!
|
|
ssushi
|
|
When do I get a turn?
|
|
The Shape
|
|
My job(Dad said) was to watch out for Peeping Toms.
|
|
??
|
|
Who's taking the Picture?????
|
|
ME
|
|
HE,S GOT A NICE CAMERA
|
|
Micko
|
|
Never mind 9 months of pregnancy this little blighter has already popped out
|
|
stu
|
|
"Now Jimmy, when a man and a woman love each other very much......."
|
|
Dutchie
|
|
This would have been half as bad if junior hadn't said "daddy when can I have a go?"
|
|
Murdoc
|
|
seriously Officer I didnt Know He was Their
|
|
farro
|
|
mommy can we go to McDonalds after?
|
|
twisted buddha
|
|
what the kid didnt realise was that he was a red-neck and he was guna get da's sloppy seconds next
|
|
Dragonfly
|
|
Learn while ur young
|
|
jmezz
|
|
i dropped it somewhere
|
|
poppa pete
|
|
daddy said we have a flat tyre and he has to pump it up
|
|
Chris
|
|
Dad, I didn't know this car has a stick drive!
|
|
dave
|
|
so thats what a limo is daddy!
|
|
seyun
|
|
Daddy Teaches Son Driving:
"Shift your stick. Then clutch. Release. Repeat"
|
|
acid burn
|
|
a slight deviation on the popular "sit on the gear stick when daddy's not home" pass time
|
|
Luke
|
|
Make that grocery money mom!
|
|
Cleatus
|
|
my mommy is just making sure the car stays in her garage
|
|
JACK FORSTER
|
|
MY FRST STIFFY WAS OVER MY MUM
|
|
God's Ego
|
|
Single mother gives birth to full-grown man in her car!
|
|
Max
|
|
you can with a Hyundai
|
|
lil one plz vote me
|
|
volvoooooooooooooooo- oooooooooooooh
|
|
Kevro
|
|
Have you got what it takes? The field of Private Investigation might be the career for you...
|
|
12inchchaz
|
|
stop fighting with harry in the back there mummys trying to have a shit here!
|
|
Adam
|
|
how coincidentail that some person happened to be walking past WITH a camera
|
|
Salter
|
|
"dont kids grow quickly these days, and we've barely finished"
|
|
Kid
|
|
"It's a good thing dad sent me to spy on mom. He'll be glad to know Uncle Jimmy has her calling for God!"
|
|
|
|
"bobby Pay attention. Howelse and i supposed to teach you about life"
|
|
Vincenzo
|
|
Dad,look at that pervert with the camera!
|
|
stiiv
|
|
Footstamps and Wic arent accepted at the Local Hotels.
|
|
q(o_o)p
|
|
Shhhh...they dont know im here.
|
|
Deb
|
|
Well, I asked for a little brother...
|
|
Ciaran
|
|
Mummy Stop sitting on dad's horn!!
|
|
john t
|
|
"i saw daddy fukin a hooker, mommy"
|
|
Sweetp
|
|
Mom has this driving thing ass backwards.
|
|
susan murphy
|
|
All I asked was, 'are those birds or bees?'
|
|
monk
|
|
"Are we there yet?"
"Just a few more thrusts now, son"
|
|
Jewey1820
|
|
noone thought britneys actions could get any worse until.....
|
|
Cache
|
|
home school sex ed
|
|
napper-sticky
|
|
they said the car came with 'tools'
|
|
fat boy
|
|
i think the young lad needs a haircut
|
|
Murt
|
|
That building in the background needs much renovation
|
|
scott
|
|
"Look what happened last time we did this... got a condom?"
|
|
BEN
|
|
When little timy asked for the tenth time, " Are we there yet?", he was suprised to hear his mum say' "i've definately come!"
|
|
aketarak
|
|
"If you ride my rod... that baby will stop crying, really..."
|
|
Asher
|
|
The Scenes I saw Of You At Home is Enough Mum.. Is He Another Actor?
|
|
ALAN
|
|
WE HAVE BEEN HERE FOR 2 MINS ARE U FINISHED YET
|
|
|
|
aah the joys of homeschooling
|
|
zulu
|
|
Iwas only kidding about wanting a brother
|
|
|
|
Dad u no u dropped that big mack the other day, well there is mayonaise all over ur seat
|
|
Bob
|
|
Fancy a spit roast
|
|
Danny Alicea
|
|
You know what? I think she quiting. This is only the fifth time today.
|
|
dave
|
|
"you passed your test with flying colours" said the instructor
|
|
Sam K
|
|
Samantha Prest is the fittest bird in our school!
|
|
gg
|
|
"mommy i think we're lost"
|
|
acab
|
|
daddy the problem is your in reverse
|
|
garycos
|
|
Hey Mom, What's Grandad doing
with the camara ?
|
|
Jon O
|
|
beats big bird
|
|
mcblurty
|
|
the bitch told me i could sit in the front.
|
|
nipper-stocky
|
|
now... if I sit on the gear nob and waggle my arse ... this might just affect your clutch!
|
|
Danny Alicea
|
|
Hey, do you mind?! Shes gonna wind up charging you too!!!
|
|
From the dustman
|
|
dirty, skanky, low down, disrespectfull, child abuseing no hoper, who is probly on the dole as well...
|
|
jediknight
|
|
Stay back until your number is called !
|
|
baby boy
|
|
omg dad why is my sister jumping on you? can i join in!!!
|
|
Hussein Obama
|
|
Daddy you have a huge helmet. Can I lick it?
|
|
Benita
|
|
Mondern day sex education
|
|
JD5DAD
|
|
ok son now this is how you beep the horn with a whores ass
|
|
diddly
|
|
A ride home
|
|
Remston
|
|
teach em whilst there still young !
|
|
|
|
now this is child porn
|
|
jude
|
|
Are you nearly there yet?!
|
|
Danny B
|
|
WOW, i had no idea u were THAT big?!, erm, that's the handbrake:s
|
|
Dameon Gallogy
|
|
Hi thats me in the back. i got ten euro to say nothing to mammy
|
|
Keith Peters
|
|
Now I know what a symbiotic organism is!!
|
|
person
|
|
"Oh boy, that feels so good."
"I was only poking your seat, Dad. Thought it would annoy you."
|
|
|
|
"wow dad thats what mommy did to uncle jake but only you wasnt there becaue aunty jane wanted you to ride the cherry!
|
|
PRESTON
|
|
MOMMIE! I THINK DADDY IS TAKING OUR PICTURE FROM HIS CAR.
|
|
|
|
they decided to go public!!!
|
|
dmdmax
|
|
ah bless, the lengths a hooker will go to feed her kid, or is that her habit? mmmmmmmm
|
|
Rat
|
|
daddy says we are just playing dont tell mummy
|
|
Paul Browne
|
|
Who spray painted my car?
|
|
U2&JAH.
|
|
I see dead people.
|
|
Dr Dave
|
|
Here revealing the latest canditate to compete against Kerry Katona for the Iceland mum of the year competition.
|
|
Anal invasion
|
|
Teach em while there young haha
|
|
shelley
|
|
Must've been take your child to work day...
|
|
S Collymore
|
|
Doggers getting yonger by the day....
|
|
Max
|
|
makin' bacon
|
|
birdog
|
|
Roll up the window, your lettin' out all the stank!
|
|
autorock
|
|
the car isn't the only thing with airbags...
|
|
autorock
|
|
you were right when you said that daddys a dangerous driver
|
|
sam
|
|
I thought you said it was only children who suck on mummies tits.......
|
|
dannydoofo
|
|
cmon son lets take ya mother out for a big mac an fries.. you can have the fries
|
|
Me!
|
|
Frodo was not happy with the constant interuptions on his way to Mordor!
|
|
agent meep
|
|
Now, son, you need to know how its done right.
|
|
brr
|
|
The AA wont be long,Billy.W,ere just trying a jump start.
|
|
Mr Nosey
|
|
is this off google earth :D
|
|
some guy
|
|
hay i got to go to pre school
|
|
lee
|
|
small boy is watching porn
|
|
nisha
|
|
kiddie have some sleep your sis is busy...
|
|
diddysp
|
|
you said you wanted a baby brother
|
|
|
|
shall we rock the baby to sleep darling !
|
|
ricky c
|
|
what the hell caught the kids attention
|
|
sillyone
|
|
Get your arse in gear!
|
|
|
|
all I can say is WTF? Poor kid.
|
|
bmw
|
|
early stages of dogging
|
|
TOMO
|
|
SHHH YOU'LL WAKE THE TWINS UP
|
|
Talamasca
|
|
As a result of recent budget cuts and they ability of the younger generation to multi-task we have decided to integrate sex education and drivers education in this years curriculum.
|
|
Javed
|
|
Uncle don't disturb us. My mom is busy with dad.
|
|
Toppy83
|
|
Hey dude, it smells funny in here
|
|
Stone
|
|
don´t worry mummy also daddy can learn it so like our milkman
|
|
rajib
|
|
whos watching the fight ?
|
|
rich1
|
|
heyman how bout a three way?
|
|
Vincent Belfast
|
|
Are you sure this will help my trapped wind ?
|
|
Bonniejohn
|
|
Mavis decided to try her new "compact car potty"away from the crowds
|
|
dick
|
|
son the baby sitter is your mom shhhhh dont tell mommie
|
|
waddle
|
|
I wonder what she's doing now.... shes already sucked all the poison out of it...???
|
|
simbastyles
|
|
"help theres an angry beaver with a horn in here"
|
|
dmdmax
|
|
"mummy!, daddy!, theres another bloke masturbating whilst taking a photo of you... again"
|
|
AliT
|
|
Little Johnny insisted that he wanted to come along when he heard his dad saying he wanted to go for a ride!
|
|
AJV
|
|
Oops sorry, wrong car!
|
|
duffy
|
|
jim realised he was shagging an alien just as the first spawned child hit puberty
|
|
lil frog
|
|
you can do better than that cant you mummy?
|
|
Cheese
|
|
I wanna go!!!!
|
|
anchobe
|
|
"The back seat wasn't big enough"
|
|
robo
|
|
no but mum...i realy am old enough to stay at home on my own now.... PLEASE!
|
|
dave russ
|
|
hey mom can i borrow a dollar
|
|
Supermario
|
|
I asked dad if i could have a watch for christmas, so he let me !
|
|
wickedgerbil
|
|
Well at least the stickshit won't be all slippery today!
|
|
large white
|
|
"where did you come from,huh?"
"let me show you"
|
|
Amber
|
|
lets see if we can try driving with my ass
|
|
BAPO
|
|
what you staring, at littl f**k?
|
|
newmalden
|
|
park and ride
|
|
Claire
|
|
Why Sex Ed is vital in schools
|
|
jacqgord
|
|
Mum i know i asked were i came from .... but do you have to show me in public
|
|
Rossco
|
|
Don't Worry, He'll Just Think I'm Hurting You
|
|
bob
|
|
"Don't look son, im trying to fuk your dad in the asshole"
|
|
Ed Batten
|
|
National take your child to work day gone a step to far!
|
|
Al
|
|
"Dad, what are you doing?"
"Filling in the gas, son."
|
|
Matt Sloan
|
|
Pop, I only got a stupid toy at the drive through!
|
|
jerjeegy
|
|
dick inside her pussy and she feel it and i love it the little boy is just learning excellent
|
|
JACK FORSTER
|
|
MUMMY...WHY YOU SITTING ON THE GEAR STICK?
|
|
ginger
|
|
taking sex education to a whole new level!
|
|
DAZZZZZZZZZZ
|
|
YIPEE I'M GOING TO HAVE A BROTHER OR SISTER AFTER ALL
|
|
hgco
|
|
This is where the handbrake goes, son.
|
|
KEITHY BOY
|
|
I THINK IM TOO YOUNG FOR DOGGING????????
|
|
Hamlet Hamster
|
|
Baby, I think it's time to buy a larger house!
|
|
KevRRR
|
|
These airbags are now very imaginative eh Mum!!
|
|
hughesy
|
|
take your child to work day is a new concept for this prostitute but she gives it ago
|
|
carbooti
|
|
That's some F***ing airbag !!!
|
|
sci-clone
|
|
Sister of Mercy
|
|
Dr.7
|
|
Great! I get carjacked, and they can't even make it around the corner....
|
|
noisysprings
|
|
RIGHT RIGHT a brother or sister you want , i get it!
|
|
MR WHIT
|
|
I hopethe suspension can take it
|
|
Keith, P
|
|
"Just can't seem to get it in reverse"
|
|
the englishman
|
|
Dad why are you doing with auntie jean what Mum does with the milkman.
|
|
Caladon
|
|
Little did Tina realise that Jonathan Mead was making another program about the architecture of Liverpool and it's glorious inhabitants
|
|
UllGetItIfYrFrmtheUK
|
|
After being entered, Wendy was a more than shoe in to win Tesco's mum of the year competition.....
|
|
beyonce
|
|
"STOP HONKING HTAT HORN WITH YOUR FAT ASS!"
|
|
|
|
brings a new meaning to work experience
|
|
Clay
|
|
You wanna sister, I'll give you a sister.
|
|
Majora
|
|
Why everytime I speak I can see the letters???
|
|
gingerbird
|
|
its a spider she screamed as she landed on his gear stick!!
|
|
steve leader
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Boy- Is he my daddy mum?
Mum - I've told you before son, I don't know who your father is.
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tommy boi
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mum did you know that there is mayonaise all over the seat
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wickedgerbil
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Well at least the stick-shift won't be all slippery today!
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edd
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shift my gear darling: i'm running with a 5 speed
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sam
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the traffic wardens cummin
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ianphil397
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has anyone thought that maybe the kids a ghost and the people in the photo don't know he's there?
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123
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thats it son, sing along.. humpty dumpty sat on a stick, humpty dumpty felt a big prick..
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Lee Woodall
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mummy, are you nealry there yet?
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Les Linyard
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Daddy said it was an airbag...
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Brandon
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I can't believe it. This is the fourth time this week mommy lost her virginity.
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jon n
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Little Jonny realised his request for a little brother to play with meant they were NEVER going to get to Granny's in time for tea.
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mummy, what ru doing to daddy?
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dazlindaz
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Look, just pass me the keys, I want to get home to watch Teletubbies!
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Vesper
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Dad:Screw the kid Mum: Do we have time
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Ray C
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Mother of the Year!
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danapp69
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(KID) mum are you trying to help dad relieve his stress again like you did the other night? (mum) yes son
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Frog
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Hope they have three cigarettes!
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bob
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blood hell that was quick
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Sam
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For the last time..... keep it down i'm trying to sleep back here.
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Adam
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get a room f*ckers!
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Spyk3
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has anyone seen my therapist?
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stu-pid
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are u sure this will start the car mummy
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garycos
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You see son, when a man and a
Lady love each very much.....
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Mr. T & Mr. X
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The little boy looked on with delight.
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noone important
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parking the "limosueine" in the "garage" with Jonny.
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ebele
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i hear thats how i made it here..
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Dr. feelgood
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& then all of a sudden she gave birth to his 12 stone twin brother
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MicEater
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Honest sexual education has to be a part of adolescence, experts say.
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herbbreh
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"mammy mammy there's a guy flming you playin the rollercoaster game!"
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retta
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daddy can i av a go now it looks like fun
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brederz
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Air bags get cheaper and cheaper.
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Mummy you and daddy said you was going to park the car
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leigh
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The New Training Scheme For Schools Was Ridiculus
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ebele
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yea yea... how do u think u made it here....now quit crying !
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nupper-stooky
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Oh ....I thought you said James Hunt!!
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is it in gear mum?
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Tomquack
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Son its time you know about the birds and the bees. Tell You what me and mummy will show you.
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cool jc
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that's more action than you give dad mum
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Morbid Martian
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Well, thought little Tom, its better than when Grandma did the school run
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Iceburg cowboy
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"Sit still darling, your moms almost finished getting rid of this parking ticket".
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Draven
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WTF Kid "This time I'm making sure you get my money!"
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tengoku
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that baby say What Is F... instead of WTF?
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cfarr
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is his gearstick manual or automatic! she should really be going in reverse
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liam
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mummy whos the man taking a photo of you and Uncle dave
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peter hart
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the fun way to do mouth to mouth
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me
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arh- wrong car
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DT
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I dont care if you got a camera I want sloppy seconds!
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Chris
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Daddy, is that my new mommy?
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jessejames
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so that's how mum cleans dad's ears
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Cooko
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the seat IS back dad
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Dave
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Jus shining up the gear knob, needed a bit of polish
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tyrone
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son this how you pick a prostute and f*ck her don't tell mom
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Dave
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Son... You know life is like oral sex!....One slip of the tongue and you rin the sh.t
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