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And that, gentlemen, is how you work the clitoris.
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And that is how you fill your student loan form in.....any questions?
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so what exactly are you trying to say
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So E=MC Hammer.
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Has anyone seen Mat Damon?
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Sorry, I seem to have run out of chalk.
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Professor, How do you pronounce your name?
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This is the last day to drop this class, because after today the shit really hits the fan.
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All right who's the wise ass that hollered incorrect,...prove it!
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Bill knew that after all of this, he couldn't make it to the mens room in time,...again!
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Now Mr. Glickmen, why would you ask that? It's as clear as....
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I'm not sure where you learned that smack, but don't talk that way to me son. I will come up there!
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The answers wrong...... On the right a third of the way down the decimal point is in the wrong place.
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"And that, gentlemen, is why we'll never fathom the female brain."
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As the professor turned around he realized he was in the wrong class.
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Enough is enough, will someone give me my board rubber back
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Where's Wally...anyone?
Vote up   Vote down SLS
I may be mistaken, but I think this is a lecture on Practical Time Travel. Isn't that a diagram of a flux capacitor at lower left? Of course, it could simply be a Feynman graph of gluons, or perhaps electroweak 3-particle gauge boson vertices. Won't
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...And that is why one plus one equals two.
Vote up   Vote down NeilH
But for you social science students, "1+1=2".
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Today's class is Upgrading to Windows 7
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Look you wanted my recipe for space cakes i said it was complicated
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.....and that's the way the universe works. GOT IT?!!!!
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dont worry sir i'll buy the book
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And that about sums it up. Any questions?
Vote up   Vote down Jim Powell
it aint rocket science people
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QED - twitter
Vote up   Vote down Stiff jazz
and thats how cover the entire year's syllabus in just under two hours!
Vote up   Vote down Charles
That is the formula we use to calculate MP's Expenses
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Ask a silly question... 3 hours later with the use of 4 step ladders, a bungi rope and 3 boxes of chalk you get your stupid answer
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And thats how to make a woman orgasm
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Now. Lets turn to page 2 in your text.
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Will this be on the exam?
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midget lecturer fits Bible onto blackboard and even shows illustrations.
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Good morning! And it is a very good morning in Wales.
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...... and the answer is?
Vote up   Vote down CJ
This is how the American National Healthcare plan will work without bankrupting everyone.
Vote up   Vote down Colin Rogers
Obviously the long arm of Law School
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One day you will be big like me now shut up midget
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Any questions?????
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schematic of federal goverment taxation
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Come on people, it's not brain surgery.
Vote up   Vote down Mark Fortune
And that's basically how a womans mind works in simple form.... Any questions?!????
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Those who can, do...
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ok. do i have everyone's name spelt right. Who said no?
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Now Mr. Glickmen, why would you ask that? It's as clear as....
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So as you see students, this years tax returns will be simplex an easy to understand.
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No Brits here then.....
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Come on guys, it's not rocket science
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any questions ?
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even after all this the boffin still has time to draw a skier going down a RAMP, he's bored as well
Vote up   Vote down Elmo
So if I wanted to reach the top of the blackboard, this is the equation I would use...hey, wait a sec...
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you there! explain diagram 7!
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right the, which wee fukcer hid my step ladder !
Vote up   Vote down steffer
OK, now, who hid the ladder?
Vote up   Vote down WizzleShizzle
"Look, if you want me to explain female logic I'm just going to need a bigger board!"
Vote up   Vote down jiggy ji
so thats in a nut shell the entire solar system for you!
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so who is with me here? any questions?
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... and that is why we have a recession now
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why?
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