Label instructions




On an American Airlines packet of nuts
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts

On a Japanese food processor
Not to be used for the other use

On a Swedish chain saw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

On German headphones
Do not increase volume past threshold of pain

On Sainsbury's peanuts
Contains nuts

On Sears hairdryer
Do not use while sleeping

On a bag of Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap

On some Swanson frozen dinners
Serving suggestions: Defrost

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box)
Do not turn upside down

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Product will be hot after heating

On packaging for a Rowenta iron
Do not iron clothes on body

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication

On Nytol Sleep Aid
Warning: May cause drowsiness

On most brands of Christmas lights
For indoor or outdoor use only

On a child's Superman costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly

On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid
Do not use on food

On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine

On a packet of Sunmaid raisins
Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?

On V-tech phone
Electronics, like people, sometimes get confused



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