potroast523
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"Planes dont need wheels, what are you talking about?"
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Helix
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Lacking a few wheels for their private jet, the Rooneys hope nobody will notice that they've 'borrowed' some.
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Nick Brackenbury
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Where all the legs to stand on went...
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curtis jennings
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tHIS IS YOU CAPTAIN . THE LANDING GEAR IS UP AND WE AE CRUISEING AT 3 FEET
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pooh
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BA's bumpy landing explained
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Lorenzo
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Welcome to flight 408, we hope you enjoy flying with West Virginia Air.
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Andy D
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"wheres the wheels? Rodney you plonker"
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K
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Richard Branson builds a model aircraft
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Oliver Dayman
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Plans for a new fence around Liverpool Airport are in the pipeline.
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dave m
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bloody pikeys
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Benny Boy
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Arrrgh, mechanics!!! All i wanted fixing was the bloody nearside electric window!!!
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Dazza u.k
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Look this plane is so old it needs to be retyred.
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chris griffiths
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more cut backs by british airways
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Jim
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Canada's no.1 airforce craft. Fitted with all their latest technology.
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ash
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I only slowed down for a second, explained the pilot
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Misstress of Darkness on Pimpwar
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Attention K-Mart ShoppersWe have a special on isle 9authentic airplane wheels$1,000,000,000
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ash
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feel sorry for the pilot he's planes a shitheap... nice legs though
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hannibal weir
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With poor budgeting, Top Gun 2 was unlikely to impress
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JIM K
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FIRST IT WAS THE PILOTS GETTING LEGLESS BEFORE THE FLIGHTS,NOW IT IS THE PLANES!!!!
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D Fresh
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Air Mexico - We Don't Need no Stinkin' Wheels to get you where you are going...
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Roger
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I was only away for an hour or so. Where are we?
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do you think it still flies and moves and everything?
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FAA`s latest guidelines require removal of all wheels to save on wieght, ease safety concerns....
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Josh peffers
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hmmm are you sure this is going to work Mr Bush? of course it will little boy my best men spents more money on this than the war!
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Alan
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The pilots wife had found he'd been cheating on her with the stewardess!
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monkey Dust
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Welcome to John Lennon International Airport, Liverpool.
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Aussie Rapist
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Just out of interest, why have we stolen the plane but left the wheels behind?
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Seal
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Welcome aboard Scouse Airways.
Hey, at least we dont use bricks
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bob the builder
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Mr.bush used to spend hours playing in his toy plane imaging he was bombing bagdad
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Gareth
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Liverpool airlines experience some early teething problems
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yah man!
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easyjets finaly upgrading it fleet of planes
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Laura Goode
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Mum i think im ready to take off my staberlisers
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The Big Dog
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Saving up for those new spinner rims!
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James
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Serves you right for parking on double yellow lines.
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Hope
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Blair's tough on crime policy didn't quite get off the ground.
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Middy
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On departing going on here is with the wheels
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kezzie the besty
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thats gonna be an emty plane
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hsbc
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Terrorists win.
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Joe
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bored of stealing wheels from vauxhall nova's, one cocky liverpuldlian gets an idea...
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PRESTON
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NEW WALKING PLANE-SAVES THOUSANDS ON FUEL--TOOK 27 DAYS TO CROSS RUNWAY BEFORE BREAKING DOWN--PLANS SCRAPED
FOR NUMBER 2 PLANE.
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Ant
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When Dr. Bannister was finally apprehended he commented on his 'air rage' incident: "I would not have ripped off the door, engines and wheels had I been allowed some salad dressing for my lettuce"
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mac7
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i wanna see the corsa with dem wheels.
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amber
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I said I wanted airplanes to bridge nations, not make a bridge from a national airoplane
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James Richardson
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New Pilots Wanted: warning: must be incredibly tall to get into plane
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George, London
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We're going be a while taking off today, ladies and gentlemen, ther's a little red light flashing on the dashboard and we need to find out what it is...
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Paul
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Forget The (lack of) Wheels Guys, The Entire F**king Airports Been Nicked Too, Can You See Any Buildings????
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Brylian
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no one seemed to notice the problem when they started up the engine
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Paula :)
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you might be a redneck airport if you have planes on blocks on your runway.
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aaaaaaaainslllleeeyyy
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Sign On, Sign On, And You Know In Your Hearts, That You'll Never Get A Job, You'll Never Get A Job! Kop A Loada That, Filthy Scousers!
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Richard
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the new Scandavian aircraft hadnt even spent one night at the Liverpool airport before someone had nicked the tires....
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chrish
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easy jets cut backs!!
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rob
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Ryanair, the lowcost airline, tries out a new cost saving initiative.
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Mike Sales
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Sadly the Canadian Armed Forces bought more than just submarines from the British.
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ian
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The one target Bush's Missle Defense might actually be able to hit.
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ajk67
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I told you not to park outside the ground, Anfield has always been dangerous.
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bassett
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Sadly the new suction cup planes never took off.
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peanut butter
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all aboard on british airlines!!!
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Andy Goddard
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when the terrorists were told to "jack" a plane they got entirely the wrong idea
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Dave H
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The 'budget airline' war peaked once Easyjet announced passengers who were fast runner could fly for free......
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ash
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Its nearly new only been used twice ( those scousers will believe anything)
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the door nob fish
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do we have any fat circuler people on bord captin
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Ariel
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Air travel, before the invention of the wheel.
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Jonathon Clark
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Above:Stealing scousers "nicked" the tyres from poor defensless plane.
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Frerdik
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KKKKK
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Drewp
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Park anything in Liverpool and someone will have the wheels off it!
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JT
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Captain , I think that dam soccer team from ireland been here again
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Spin Back
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"They work just as good as wheels, honest", quote taken from Secondhand used plaine salesman weekly
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Hawkscorpion
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I told you we shouldn't have landed this thing in Brooklyn.
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Lee Atkinson
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Ladies and gentlemen we have arrived at liverpool airport
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bryce
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The japaneese have retrofited the airbus A320 for their next Kamakazi pilot making it hard to come home.
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Will, London
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BAE reveal the design for their latest aircraft
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Rooney's Home!!!!
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DANNY
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FARRARI LAUNCH SCHUMACHERS NEW CAR WHICH THEY HOPE WILL GIVE EVERYONE A CHANCE TO BEAT HIM
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Jon W
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Government regulations on wheel clamping these days have goten beyond a joke!
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Ros Taylor
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captain to crew this is the last time im coming to Liverpool
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Shopbitch 05
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Liverpool fans leave mark at Istanbul Airport following Champions League Victory
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Matt Po Rusky
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Aeroflot are yet to nail the market.
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ben
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airplane
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murf
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South African 'necklaces' getting bigger
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goochdrift
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"well, atleast they didn't take the wings"
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veg
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If it rains any more, this thing's gonna sprout roots...
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senorkev
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eccentric billionaire builds dream airplane-on-stilts home in middle of deserted commy airfield. branded a tosser.
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badger
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the new vertical take off plane looked strangely normal
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I canna do it, Captain. One more warp factor and the old girl will be blown to bits!!
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conmam
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BLOODY WHEELCLAMPERS!!!!
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Adrian
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Is is devices like this that make the earth spin?
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Nervous Colin
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New airbus-shaped oil rig tested in school playground
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tes
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I only left it for 5 minutes and sombody nicked the bloody wheels
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Frostie
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Just think of the money we're going to save on tyres Sir
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Cyborg
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Looks like the gypsies moved into Heathrow
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the first land plane has been invented it seems to have some kind of mechanical legs
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Zack GM
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this flight has been cancelled due to a er
technical problem
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This is not what I meant by hi-jack.
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DHG
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Welcome to Bin Larden Airways, landing gear and lights are not required.
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ian graves
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matchstick shortage hits ambitious project completion
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Peter Judge
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the plane isnt movin??? wot is happenin
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Phil
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When Captain Johnson returned from the airport lounge, he realized the squeeky door he had called Budget Air Mechanics for was now the least of his problems.
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Paul T
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Welcome to Liverpool Airport
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Stinzo
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search the 10 differences and win a trip to Liverpool!
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Rob
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BA Groundstaff took their strike action one step further.
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usalink
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Virgins new economy VTOL plane
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Rich
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George W Bush wanted to remodel Air-Force One - this is was his final idea
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John McCririck
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OK Flintstones, legs through holes and RUN!!!!!!!
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Only departing going on here is with the wheels
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Jimmy B
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Blair thought Air Force 1 had nothing on him.
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Loopi
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Bush did say after the new security measures were put in place there would be hold up's
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Tsuki
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New Thunderbirds vehicle fails to impress
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benitez
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how do we get on
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dush
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Baghdad buys first commerial aeroplane
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bummthruster
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Last time we buy aircraft built by the useless yanks
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td
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after many hours in the cockpit, Bush turns to Blair: "ok Tony you win the bet"
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Prickle
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I need a better alarm.
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Hugh Judge
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jeremy judge u idiot hooever u r it is in liverpool
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Pippin
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News Flash! A commercial jet was 'held up' by rogue terrorists.
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liz
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i told you those budget cutbacks would bite us in the a*se
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thinc.
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That'll teach you to park your aeroplane in Liverpool
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Passengers to bring own wheels for budget airtravel
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Sam Sonite
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Practical joke by luggage handlers not funny!
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James
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Easyjet Denies Decline in Maintenance Standards
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AVON
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At sea they double up as paddles.
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osama
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new york bridge?
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slackmeister
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Luckily, the one-legged, oblong-footed wheel thief left enough evidence for police to track him down
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newman
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A-10-tion: READY ! AIM ! FIRE !
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Jon Bond
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Who bloody nicked the wheels??
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Crazy Guy
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What do you mean the wheels are extra!
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edson
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i told you john lennon airport was a no! no!
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glen.w
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ok engineer i think we have a little engine trouble
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John B
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"I told you not to bring those Liverpool supporters back from Istanbul"
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STEVO
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WHERE ARE WE PADDY? I KNOW WHERE WE ARE, WHERE IN LIVERPOOL COS THE WHEELS HAVE GONE
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PiTi
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Blunket resorts to desperate measures in new bid to curb flood of illegal imigrants
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ll d1e 4
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the new french aeroplane 'peer' felt life at sea was more his sort of thing.
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osama b
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taking off and landing proved to be a problem
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Cosby Sweater
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Homeland Security's new multi-billion dollar idea.
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Peter, Michigan
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Landing was a bit difficult, and you might have to get out and push to get us airborne again.
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dave
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scouse airlines flight 1 delayed due to technical problems
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JOE DEVLIN
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NEVER LEAVE UR PLAIN PARKER IN WHITEHILL
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myne
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eh, can we get out now...
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why am i so funny
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After spraining his ankle on his last landing, Jeff the 737 was on crutches for 6 weeks.
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chris
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The prototype for the next imperial walkers sponsored by british airways.
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matt
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How many more liverpool jokes do we want to make? Perhaps this picture is a metaphor for the defunct and immovable morality of the joketeller?
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craig wright
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'great im stuck in ruddy iraq!!' bush moans
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leslie barnettl
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adam at aerospace claims this was NOT his section of designs
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roy
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for sale, brand new tyres £20, will part exchange for shell suit .
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A C E
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Ok children let's play pretend. Hey!! No electronics until after take off!!!!!!!
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Dan Flan
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BBC2 launches Extreme Robot Wars!
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hahyu
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see what happens when you dont pay taxes
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some guy
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terrorists are so dumb they didnt take the plane only the weels for there next building attack!!!!
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DEANO
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The ultimate skid plate test!
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Sigg3.net
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Got Wheels?
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rocker
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Damn! Parking in the wrong neighboorhood!
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Simmy
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in response to 9/11, the americans unveiled their prototype anti-terrorist passenger plane
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Henry Emson
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Captain J. Willis forgot to fill the the parking meter
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kimmie
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The crew didnt understand why take off was being so difficult today...
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Raki
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The Khazakstan milennium project didn't quite have the pizazz of it's rivals
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kezzie the besty
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i understand when a child needs stablisers but a plane thats different
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Jack W
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Our pilots need no apptitude, so fly economy class, low rates, low altitudes, no attitudes, your destination is our most trivial concern.
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frazer
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Bush:" we hope the new take off system for the mini jets is the most functional ever."
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dhc451
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kerry's campaign vehicle - a week before the election
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matt
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As fears of earthquakes increase in the region, Liverpool council have decided to put extra foundations to stop any damage to the planes
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