Shite jokes




Shite jokes"My dog Minton keeps eating all my shuttlecocks."
"Bad Minton!"

Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs .
One man turns to the other and says "Morning"
The other man replies "No, just walking the dog...

Q: Why should you never buy Russian underpants?
A: Chernobyl fallout

Q: "What do you call a pig with three eyes?"
A: "Piiig!"

Q: What have David Beckham and Des O'Connor got in common?
A: They're both fucking awful singers.

Q: What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
A: Justice Fingers.

Stevie Wonder gets a cheese grater for Christmas.
Mate calls to ask if he liked it.
Stevie says, "Man, that was the most violent book I ever read."



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Guest: Twilighter09 (224 days ago)

lol dey really are shit jokes lol..!x haha at d justice fingers one!

Guest: alice234 (798 days ago)

lol at the Russian underpants one!

rozzymanutdrozzymanutd (900 days ago)

you are right mate. they are shite jokes. stick to your day job and keep off this site!!!!
   

Guest: yvonne (149 days ago)

Latest comment: "to rite full of shite "