Shite jokes"My dog Minton keeps eating all my shuttlecocks." "Bad Minton!"
Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs . One man turns to the other and says "Morning" The other man replies "No, just walking the dog...
Q: Why should you never buy Russian underpants? A: Chernobyl fallout
Q: "What do you call a pig with three eyes?" A: "Piiig!"
Q: What have David Beckham and Des O'Connor got in common? A: They're both fucking awful singers.
Q: What do you call a judge with no thumbs? A: Justice Fingers.
Stevie Wonder gets a cheese grater for Christmas. Mate calls to ask if he liked it. Stevie says, "Man, that was the most violent book I ever read."
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