To gain the greatest effect, you should read them out loud!!

1) That's not right . . . . . . Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive? . . . . . . Hu Yu Hai Ding?
3) See me ASAP . . . . . . Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man . . . . . . Dum Gai
5) Small Horse . . . . . . Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? . . . . . . Wai Yu So Tan?
7) I bumped into a coffee table . . . . . . Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift . . . . . . Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here . . . . . . Wai So Dim?
10) I thought you were on a diet . . . . . . Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone . . . . . . No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week . . . . . . Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight . . . . . . Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile . . . . . . Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odour is offensive . . . . . . Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great! . . . . . . Fa Kin Su Pah