Thomas Repka
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get ahead of sunburn this summer use suncream
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bil(correctingmistake)
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hey dad,seen anything wierd?
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mac7
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dam it. everytime i go sunbathing some twat thinks its funny to take a photo..... GET LOST its not my fault i have a head for a arm....
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Nina
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Photographer slices of his best friends head on the beach!
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SkyBlue
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Look at us 2 sad twats! All the other guys are checking the chicks out
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bob
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Can someone pass the chicken
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Vanessa
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And yet another reason why Bob will never date
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michael
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Dr Pickles was proud of his latest creation but felt he should get a larger coaster for his next blueprints
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John McCririck
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So now I can pick my nose, and eat it, but you won't let me ingest it...... Thanks Big Brother!
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rowan
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Guess he misunderstood the meaning of 'beach-head'
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richard jowsey
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i'm quite beside myself
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fatbloke
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too much sun sea sand and pulling the head off is bad for you warns health officials
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ClintTV
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me n my head... we're buds! :)
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Steve B.
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RIO is full of surprises.
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Michael
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Well, there go my chances of pulling...
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David Rabierio
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We're a pair of twats.
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DanInHouston
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Bite of my head will you?! I told that shark not to mess with ME!!!!
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leetsauce
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OMG HAX
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"I just know I'll cut off your head in this picture, I always do."
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hugh
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i swear i live on a neck not on sand
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Western tourists are more popular than ever in the Persian Gulf....
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Marianne Twanette
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I've had days like that
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Tropicaldreamer
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They used my head for volleyball AGAIN.
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wa
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pulled my head out of my ass now where does it go
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Ruud Van Nistelrooy
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Hi, Piers Morgan? Ive got another shocking exclusive for you.
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kyle
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insurance is never gonna beleive this...
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poop
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i hope i dont get a tanline on my face in the shape of my hand
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That cant be healthy!!!
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Louise
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Dave tricked his friend into the old "head under the arm beach trick" when really he wanted an embarrassing photo of the classic "milky white body - tanned forearm and face".
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oli
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Shit i for got my sunscreen
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Roy Walker
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say what you see josie!
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Jack
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and i thought i was losing my head
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Ditch
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alas poor yorick good holiday???
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Dave
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The new all over tanning approach
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Grace
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the headless horseman lets his hair down on holiday!
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Ali
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Why sunbathing can cause health problems!!!
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DLCYH
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OK, take the freakin' picture...this hurts like a bastard!
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usalink
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..more to the left. Good, now up a little
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hexguyuk
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Beachball anyone?
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greg
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I told you too much sun isnt healthy
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Mazz
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Anyone else for frisby?
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Atticus Requiem
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Brings a whole new meaing to the phrase "giving head"
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ThatGirl
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My mom lied about me having a good head on my shoulders *sigh*
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Adam Currie
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"This is what Abu Gharib jail DIDN'T want the media getting hold of.."
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Rudyard
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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you...
You'll be a Man, my son!
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badger
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i will get the top of my shoulders brown
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mimmi
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my god,this is sick....this isent funnt!! this is not FUNNY!!!!!!
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sam
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...and so I laughed my head off
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Brylian
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what should happen to bush
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Marnie
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Gives the phrase "Hand you your head" a whole new meaning.
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Hamlet Hamster
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Beachball played by taliban rules.
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You know
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I suck
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Juicy
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See, I told you to use sunblock!! Let that teach you a lesson!!
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joe
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I shoulda quit while I was a head
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acid
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Thats gonna hurt in the morning...
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Tango
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ooh... i think i've got a bit of a problem here, oh wait i left my mobile in the car .. nevermind
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nickafizzle
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i hate it when a man w/ no head gets in the picture w/ my shadow
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Tom
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Damian Hirst could be a real nuisance on holiday
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Hoggdogg
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itchy balls?
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rich
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He got to the beach early to get ahead of his mates.
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yoko99
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Note to ladies:
Men NEED head to survive!
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peanut butter
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oohh thats where my head is at i've been looking for you!!!
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jazz
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OH MY GOD! IT IS A MAN HOLDING HIS OWN HEAD! ..........i rock
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BOO
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LEGLESS!!!!!!
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Scary Dave
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Why do dogs lick their balls?
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Will Hitchcock
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Nice Tits
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Weakcupid
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I thought this was a nudist beach...
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AO
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A rare moment in history. The headless horseman is caught sunbathing with a friend.
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KX-T308
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I've just had a great weight lifted off my sholders
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Ben
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He's dead Jim.
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US solder in Iraq taking a sunbath.
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jim
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its koooooooool
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Al
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i can see my arse from here
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Jimmy reallises theres more to safe tanning than sunscreen
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lee
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i dont need a prostitute no more
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Evie
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The headless horseman chill out for his holidays
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BIGIE
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HI OH.. I FORGOT LET ME PUT MY HEAD ON BEFORE YOU TAKE A PICTURE
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billy big nob
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fosters head-tap dnt lose ur head
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RAWR!
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After Reading that fashion magazine, Lyle always knew that a tan would get him a head in life.
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matt
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i go to all this trouble and you cant even take a photo without gettin your shadow in
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My name is Michael Caine, not a lot of people know that
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Andy had not understood the meaning of a topless beach
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andrew johnston
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get ahead this summer
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PC
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The prisoners get there own back.
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Harry Morris
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Even Headless horsemen need a holiday
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deano
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can you pass me the sun screen body or you'll be executed
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Lyle
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Got Head?
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Dan
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Do these sunglasses suit the shape of my face?
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bovnnggn
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why am i holding a head
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Rockaway Steve
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Take the picture already! I can't smile all day!
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Picky b'stard
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Never take a photo with the sun behind you, shadows don't look good
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Louise
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The perils of beach shadow boxing
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Tito Isala
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Just stay with me
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hahaaha Matty V
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I should prolly do what every guy dreams of, and blow myself while I'm down here!
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chewbacca
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www.headlesshorseman-holidays.com
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Bill
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If you want to get ahead ... think out of the box.
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marlous
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Santa Maria Funeral home offered very generous packages for their more wealthy deceased.
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Zanny
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When the teacher said 'hands on heads', she didn't mean you had to take it off and hold it
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toppy
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Something is not quite right here???
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shadow mans cunning plan worked, bob at not expected the attack
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Spooks
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Oops, I think I forgot to shave.
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alfie o riordan
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I don't like this bungee jumping
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sapphire
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prety damn cool
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Man i love being able to take off my head...Jessica
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Freaker
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Never saw myself this way..
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moo
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after several hours of sun-fuelled intoxication, chris began to lose his head...
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W1seguin
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I'm just gonna relax until I get a few things off my mind.
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sophie
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you should try not to lose your head in the heat.
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Sub
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I can detach my other head too ladies...
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NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
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WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
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Ian Tulip
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Ah the beach, sun, surf and randon decapitation
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philzip
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thats not the way to get ahead in life
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Bob
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How'd you ass get there? And where is your head?
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bud
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Bet you wont do that again
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abdul
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never go sunbathing in iraq
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HOGGDOGG
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If your cocks not long enough to reach....rip off your head and just blow yourself....hehehehehe
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marcie-b
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and next week i will be legless in blackpool
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Louise
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Arnie bit off a bit more then he could chew whilst filming the new Terminator movie in Iraq.
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Bill
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The kids on the beach were terrified when they saw a man with one leg shorter than the other
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Jim Moo
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Another Club 18-30 event comes to a tragic end
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umpa
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Damn That Tsunami
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AndrewRHM
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This isn't the only body part i can remove
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jonse
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bloddy hell mate, your pits stink!
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Wils
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Hes off his head
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dav
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boh
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berry
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Henry VII exprimental gay holiday did'nt go so well!
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Irish_Ryan
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Ain't gettin' no sunburned neck!
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amoeba
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If he's been decapitated, why is the other guy just standing there taking bad pictures?
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Adam Currie
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Are drugs making u loose your mind? talk 2 frank on 0800 99999918
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WiNnIe ThE pOoH
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that football hes holding wood make a gr8 tower for my sandcastle!!
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Ryan Farrell
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It's really not worth it to lose your head over anything. At least thats what I always say
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nutella.co.uk
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weekend at bernies again ?
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Ste
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Will somebody think of the children?
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lev
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whatever you do, dont have the surf and turf
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David O.
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Just those Iraqi kidnappers having a little fun with their hostages again.
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Doozi
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When sand turns pycho.
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DANNY
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HED LESS
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paul dyson
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who is that in the shadow
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Karl Tolman
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Henry VIII tried marrying a man and it still ended in the same way as the others when he realized this one couldn't conceive a son as well
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trojan_horse
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when i said give us some head......
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the guy in shadow has his fingers in his ears as the head is about to explode
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ray
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I thought I shaved a bit close this morning
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moopie
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Anybody care for a little head?
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jamie's mom
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...so I said to her "how 'bou a little head...?"
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sniff...sniff...snnnniiiiff...what is that smell
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Paul Henderson
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Heads will roll
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Adam
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"Finally, I can give myself a Blowjob!"
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deejee
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is that nicole simpson's brother? holy cow, good thing i have my camera!
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patty2
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Stop gloating you shaddowy bastard!
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tio felipe
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Next time you decide to have a soccer game on the beach, bring your own damn ball!
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Dad always said if my head and ass weren't wired together...
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Now i can lick my elbows
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Tara
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ta da!
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Moley
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Jim regretted playing 'circular saw' frisbee
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john
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I'll be back!
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yo dude weres the sunscreen ma forheads burnin hury up
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Tim
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Woah dude, this paracetamol really does the shit. That dude is holding his own head
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Dale
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This way I can get all over body tan!
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willy
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Next, on extreme sports: football, can it go to your head?
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