Karen M
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This is the new version of Buck-a-roo.
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Toe
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The Curd's new donkey-launcher stikes fear into the hearts of their enemies.
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J
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Helium-filled donkey proves inappropriate for transport use.
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Lee Barter
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Father Christmas in Afganistan didn't really have the same magic as everywhere else in the world
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WIll, London
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The secret of the famous 'Donkey Levitation' trick is revealed
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mcf
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i look like an ass up here
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William Shatner
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Can you spot the American infidels yet?
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Chris D
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Donkey Wheelies were banned after Mustpha Baqli was sadly struck and killed by a speeding mule whilst crossing the street.
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Columbo
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Early trials of the catapult
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Will, London
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Cart found out that Donkey had been doing the rounds...
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GAZ
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AFGHANS WILL TRY ANYTHING TO SMUGGLE HELIUM FOR JOE PASQUALE OUT OF THE COUNTRY
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Fred
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The Lebanese Missile system was in its early stages
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Stuart Preston
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Santa's sleigh was in for repair this christmas.....
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Adam
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Plans to transort extra playstations hit a slight snag
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alex
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youve seen a house fly, but youve never seen a donkey fly!!
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Jeremy Judge
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is it a bird? is it a plane?
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louise
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Does my ass look big in this?
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ali nazir
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told you i lost weight, but oh no
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Matt
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New intelligence leads to donkey heist.
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Jonathon Clark
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Ready! Aim! Donkey! EEEEEEEEOOOOO-OOOORRRRRRR!!!
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OK now go and get the truck with the super-size-donky-lady to put it under mistalovalova
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Tom Hoyle
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the new donkey catapults didn't seem to work as well as planned!
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carolmc
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i know I need practice for the grand national fences - but this is ridiculous!
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Gruff Fabulous
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Ahmed was disapointed to find his brother had filled his Donkey with Helium again.
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Cathal H
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Bloody potholes
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Origin of 'drop the dead donkey' phrase revealed.
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120db
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UP THE ASS!!!
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buddyinsky
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I believe I Can Fly!
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Dazza u.k
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After loading up his donkey powered rocket with supplies he was ready for his trip to Mars
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chris
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redbull has wings
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Rossi
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I told them to check the donkey's oil this morning, allah damn it!
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yah man!
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donkey and shrek on another whirlwind adventure
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Gavo
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even the invisible speed bump couldn't slow this donkey down
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Kaiser Bill
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Foundation stone -Pons Asinorum
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JDB
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No I said lean FORWARD!
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russ
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see i told u that last box wud be too much
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steven skerritt
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i was told i was a light weight but i did'nt think i'd be of feet this quick
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KENNY
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? TWAT
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buckleyhunter
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oi bob, i just got this fat ass deal
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Cosby Sweater
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What can brown do for you?
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moi
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Gerta the Donkey's attempt to pack up her stuff and leave Ahmed's flat quickly after the break up ended in a rather embarrassing predicament for the both of them.
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A.Y.U
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Iraqi Buckaroo Championships 2005.Ahmed narrowly loses in the final, with his final placement piece of a crate of AK47's.
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treylevoo
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The Iraqi's try out thier hydrolic donkey missile
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Phil MeGroin/ Dixie Normus
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The wagon begins to take off as the donkey springs into action!
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one ass salute
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viagra (((((boing))))))
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Dan Flan
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Should have used stabilisers, like they do at Liverpool airport.
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Cathal H
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America Denys The Shooting Down Of A Bearded Individual With Suspicious Packages Over Falluja
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GAZ
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AFTER DRINKING INVISIBILITY POTION SHREK GAVE DONKEY A PIGGBACK
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azza
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wooooooh nelly!
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JD
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roll up, roll up!!! come see my amazing flying donkey!!!
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Geraldine
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In war-torn Irak, some things are definitely looking up.
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Brederz
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Thankfully suicide donkeys are easy to spot!
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sexy
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i agree, go on matty
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myne
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as reindeers go on strike, santa gets desperate...
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karl
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the trailer felt the presure ov the viagra load
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toppy
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It's not my day
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Bryce
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Single Iraqi male seeking a single Iraqi female with a fat ass.
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Noodle
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When I said I was hung like a donkey, this isn't what i meant.
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ButterskneaK
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The traction on the new Skoda wasn't as good as anticipated
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Pedro
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What are you doing up there you stupid animal
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kezzie the besty
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two heads is better then one
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mwahaha
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so who orderd donkey on a stick!
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Kev
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What the f*ck!!
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Ape
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Hey stupid im not a rocket you dumb arse.
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beast
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better watch out or my ass will kick u in the head**********
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Jeff McElhannon
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THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!-the horse
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Naeem
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SHREK HELP!!!!!!
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Ha Ha, He He, Ho Ho !
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God, 22 Mill £ !, The IRA really do think the law is an ass!
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Louise
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Ahmed rolls down the sleeve on his amputated limb following his failed attempt to "lend a hand".
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Louise
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Rolls Royce launch new middle eastern cart complete with authentic "silver angel" or as the locals like to call it "brown donkey".
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Steve
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Stop foolin' around, Jackass!
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Brian
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I am hungry now that I am working hard.
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james
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how to build a third world golden shower.
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the cracked corner
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they know how to get a rise out of some ass
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john lloyd
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WOW that donkeys well hung.
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Anna
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St Nic's cost cutting exercise wasnt working out to well...
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chris bradley
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dam atkins diet
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Bill
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There was a surprise winner in the Cairo Wheelie Pulling contest
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Ciano
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And they say the Atkins diet doesnt work!
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barmurf
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D'ohh!
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Boreyou
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Just for fun, Waman The Wizard turned the front of the truck into a donkey.
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Mike Franklin
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Funny looking pig!
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rarr
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pour favour
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BLADE
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viagra really does get you up!
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Naeem
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YO!YO!WATCH LOOKIN AT YOU WANNA PIECE?
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SMUDGE
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DONKEY-HOTEY THE GREAT HERO
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snowy
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"Always said you would go up in the world Mr. Donkey"
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Tom
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Sorry, we will have to report your donkey for flashing
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Lorenzo
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I told you we should have sprung for the camel. Now look what happened...
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Bobbins
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And thats when they realised, trying to catapult the donkey was not a good idea, when it is attatched to the catapult
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GeoGlas
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Donkey = $9.99Cart = $14.99TNT = $50.00Seeing the Iraqi anti-missile defence system for the first time = Priceless
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Boo
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How to make an ass of yourself
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Dan Payne
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Man dressed in blue scares the hell out of a horse
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JLH
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They say if you keep your ass elevated over your head, you won't go far in life.
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Deadzone
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What a lazy ass....
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Adam
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Sigh...I said to him..Every force produces an equal and opposite reaction...but would he listen?....
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Arianar
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Small ass takes big load!
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dominique
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not drawn to scale
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Stinzo
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donkey reacted strangely when hearing VAN HALEN
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Jim
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Haulin ass
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wa
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middle east rocket launch site (single horse power rocket)
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ocelot
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As donkey prepares for lift off, a NASA scientist checks the fuel cells that will propel donkey into outer space, for the first donkey mission to the moon.
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ash
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Shrek will have to help me pull this lot
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CJ
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Man has never heard such a fart. And the smell....
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freddy
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"Achmed! I swear the guy I bought it from told me it had four hoof drive!"
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freddy
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"Cart Down, Ass Up, That's the way we like to F...", "Oh shut-up Abdul, it's not funny!"
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W1seguin
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Afghan rocket with payload.
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Ryan
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They know their rich, now that the load weighs more than the donkey.
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kimmie
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Man under donkey: that donkey better not piss on me
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possqually
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"News Flash" Ugly man scares donkey.
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JJ
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Ok. Get yo mama off the cart.
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Jack
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Just another six tins of chilli beans and the Egyptian space programme will be ready for launch!
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hsbc
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Ford... built for life.
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kevin c
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man on left- i knew i should'nt have had that last drink hick.
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A C E
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call george bush!!! we found the weapons of mass destruction!!!
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con
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i knew i shouldn't of given you that beer,
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alteruno
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The next contestant was still not tall enough for Ali's Kiss My Ass competition
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Donald Key
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First donkey into space attempt - better luck next time
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toggle
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reindeer training
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Confiteor Daly
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Oh Shit...
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monopoly
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Dear Donkey, If you're angry let it be !
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Craig S
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al quaeda's new weapon of mass destruction prepares for launch.
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Coxy
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Ahmed! Ahmed! I can see your house from here!
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troll
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how to hire a horse without 4 bricks
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Beefo
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I dunno, something about wheelies?
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Robert
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BBC, brings back drop the dead donkey!
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jve
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America's latest undercover spy looking for terrorists.
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R Smaug
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Donkey, seen seconds before take-off.
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Indigo
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A shortage of tipper trucks in Iraq has led to re-training classes for donkeys.
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Phil
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"When I took the job I knew it would be a high position, but I didn't think you meant it literally!"
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jk
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thats the first time i've seen a stuck up donkey!!!!!
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gary
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3,2,1 blast off. Wot do you mean hes stuck!!!!!
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Eddie
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Donkey...Ready for lift off...5...4...3...2...1
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Patricia H
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Riddle: How do you get your ass to face up and down at the same time?
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giles
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I'm flying.
I'm really flying.
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Steve B.
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Saudiarabia version of Santa and his sleigh.
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jam
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wheeeeeeeeeeee i can fly
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Jack W
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Don't be a Jackass, stop horsing around, get off your ass, and get jacked up!
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bean
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Onifa attempts to send the first donkey to space.
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|
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Is Short Round still behind them after all these years?
|
|
anon
|
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Iraq attempt to launch donkey in space race
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Andy
|
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Hey, buddy! Could you give me a hand? My master is a dumbass that failed mechanical engineering.
|
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Ros Taylor
|
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Them f-ing baked beans!
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brit
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SHRIEK!!!!! Bet chor green butt over here and help me! you KNOW i cant do this all by my self.. i aint no stallion... not no more any ways.. SHRIEK!
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budda
|
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suddenly the vehicle runs out of horse power
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acid
|
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When the middle east invented the catapult, Betsie started to have doubts about the sense in her new Saturday job...
|
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James Antonio.
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I can see me stable for here.
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Pat
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Afganistan's Santa gets ready for Christmas.
|
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Black Rat
|
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Here ..... I can see your house from up here!
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ben
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|
everything under control said information Ali
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sn
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owned !!
|
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George, London
|
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After news leaked that Rudolf was ill, potential replacements started popping up all over the place...
|
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Sandra
|
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finaly i get a chance to show NASA how good i can handle hights!
|
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Caor, Melbourne
|
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I see you baby, shakin that ass!
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AyCaramba
|
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Damnit!! I lost weight again!
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Dave the Rave
|
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stop ass-ing around and get me down
|
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Geardon
|
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Tipper airy
|
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joeblow
|
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first a monkey
now we're goin to attempt to put a donkey into outer space
|
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Jimmy Zero
|
|
Christopher Reeves reincarnated
|
|
.
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Flying donkey?
|
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Sam
|
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What stupid idiot put the carrot up there!
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|
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esayjet add gone wrong
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pube
|
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dose my bum look big in this
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Wils
|
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Your making a ass of me!
|
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pierre
|
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OK where's the camel?
|
|
Bob Cooney
|
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Opium Smugglers realise they need to reinvest
|
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aarrr
|
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The future in parking :
|
|
Robert Morley
|
|
Santa Clause didnt need rudolph this year... he though.
|
|
Dave O
|
|
Park and Ride, now in full operation - baghdad
|
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kezzie the besty
|
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im bigger then u asshole
|
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chrid g
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u may have seen a house fly maybe eve a super fly but u aint never seen no donky fly
|
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david bragg
|
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bloody northaners!
|
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john mcc
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never seen a donkey do shit before
|
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Gilly
|
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{donkey} hey i can see my stable from here!!
|
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AyCaramba
|
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Ooookay.. Now get the truck with the King-size-donkeylady over here and place her below MISSALOVALOVA
|
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Big Phil
|
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Hijack a plane? Shit, I thought he just said Higher Jackass!!
|
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skip
|
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gawd I'm such an ass
|
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magz
|
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another ass that cant hold his load
|
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bob the builder
|
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ok ok mabe 1 or 2 boxs to many
|
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chrissy dough
|
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let me at em!! let me at em!!
|
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Stu the great
|
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Owwwww! We pimped your ride!
|
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Bill M.
|
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Whew!!!!! Hey buddy get sum D.O. 4 the B.O.
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Henrik
|
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let's see you pimp this one xzibit!
|
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crowman
|
|
donkey with hiccoughs causes a stir.
|
|
michael
|
|
Stuart’s first attempt at getting into orbit appeared to have several technical glitches.
|
|
smoochy2
|
|
HEY! That cocaine is to heavy!
|
|
ryan
|
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iz it a bird
iz it a plane
no its superdonkey
|
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Carl
|
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ohh nose, they can c my penOr
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fatass
|
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devilman
|
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park and ride gone mad
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give the poor thing some trousers...god sake stop looking
|
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toppy
|
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i wish i was a real horse.
|
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rob
|
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Donkey: keep hold lads...I can almost see the pub!
|
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wee boab
|
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Mmmm...Ass over tip
|
|
bassett
|
|
How is the man with the moustash not looking at the donkey?
|
|
Sharyn
|
|
Unforeseen complications following the last straw on the DONKEY'S back
|
|
Jimbob
|
|
you might have seen an elephant fly, maybe even a super-fly, but i bet you aint ever seen a donkey fly!
|
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frazer
|
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just eat the sprouts. you'll b flyin oon enuf u arrogant lil f***er
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tio felipe
|
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Damn Boraxo.I told him this was a load for a 21 mule team...........
|
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craig wright
|
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irans atempt to enter space race with first donkey on the moon
|
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bex
|
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"tweet"
|
|
AliT
|
|
Oh brother, why did i have to make an 'ass' of myself.
|
|
LFC.
|
|
He ain't heavy, he's my donkey.
|
|
Simmy
|
|
Donkey parcel express had a few teething problems
|
|
Tedbot
|
|
Putting the ass above the cart.
|
|
Eff-eii-eii
|
|
And the US army's top secret weapon isssssssssss....
|
|
Cai
|
|
After Gulf War I, the Iraqi military did their best to camouflage the new batch of SCUD missiles...
|
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alan from texas
|
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poop
|
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mary
|
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wide ass
|
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Ollie
|
|
Hey mate, will you give me piggy back?
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|
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Mad donkey attack Royal mail deliverys by sitting on parcels -"Sunday times"
|
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Krista
|
|
Rudolph's illegitamite love child.
|
|
Alan
|
|
I hate it when my donkey does this
|
|
DaveOleary bhoy!
|
|
This is your donkey...
this is your donkey on drugs!
|
|
kezzie the besty
|
|
i took some magic potion and know im flying he he
|
|
thom
|
|
thats the last time i buy i helium filled donkey!
|
|
john m
|
|
this delivery has gone ass up
|
|
gordon johnstone
|
|
Indias first animal in space project prepares for lift-off
|
|
asad
|
|
The new iraqi weapons of mass destruction didnt get off to the best start
|
|
Lobster
|
|
And when Rashid got to the market he secured his package, stuck his ass in the air
|
|
beb
|
|
The new Iraqi scud launcher was not quite so scary as the original!!!!!!
|
|
boo
|
|
"size isnt everything...."
|
|
il fro
|
|
ha i told you i could fly!
|
|
GW Bush
|
|
The asses of evil launch an attack.
|
|
|
|
New, easy to park wagon with ass-lifting capability!
|
|
louise
|
|
your ride is officially pimped
|
|
Alex
|
|
"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors of"
|
|
Al
|
|
Im not a bloody pinada
|
|
carrie
|
|
its time for me to catch a ride.
|
|
Stephen Broscombe
|
|
Christ these anti-tank missiles are getting heavier
|
|
Peter the amazing
|
|
OOPS!!!
|
|
kujtim
|
|
yes
|
|
Skidiver
|
|
And he calls "Me" a Jackass!?!
|
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|
|
See that? backflip ahead!!¨
|
|
vic
|
|
Donky had a lot on his mind and it was weighing him down
|
|
Matt
|
|
And i didn't believe the red bull adverts
|
|
Kawa'ali'i
|
|
I meant a PAY raise, smart "ass"!
|
|
astrid
|
|
you bet your ass this is heavy
|
|
johnm
|
|
Everyone needs balance in their lives.
|
|
jgarth
|
|
Rudolph in the off-season
|
|
Dan
|
|
Auditions for "Shrek 3: Taliban invades Far Far Away"
|
|
Chett M.
|
|
New technology allows all 4 shoes to be changed at once.
|
|
brandon 62377
|
|
The wrong way to haul ass.
|
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|
|
Still working out the details of the drinking fountains.
|
|
Danny.
|
|
oh bummer!!
|
|
Robert
|
|
(Donkey) I knew these foreigners would do something like this...
|
|
downunder
|
|
hey, i can see our house from here.
|
|
senor twist
|
|
You wanna hang wit me
|
|
wiljo
|
|
is it a bird, is it a plane, no its a friggin' donkey!
|
|
CBIZZ
|
|
okay some one bring in the real budweiser horses...it just doesnt work, I thought he learned!
|
|
peanut butter
|
|
i guess my ass isnt as large as i thought!!!
|
|
mike
|
|
lol
|
|
grint manthorpe
|
|
now all we have to do is feed him this 25 tins of baked beans and we have lift off
|
|
Charlie
|
|
BACK UP BACK UP BAAAACK UPPPPP
|
|
Willy
|
|
...no one thought to figure out Where`s Waldo?
|
|
Tigger
|
|
Did I mention I'm terrified of heights?
|
|
come to think of it...
|
|
I'm not that good at making up jokes........
|
|
Ros Taylor
|
|
Fxxk me i thought i was ugly!
|
|
i8muzlyms
|
|
god dam pakis stink
|
|
col
|
|
Iraq's first donkey in space prepares for take off
|
|
chris
|
|
redbull it gives you wings
|
|
jamo
|
|
"u may have have seen a housefly... maybe even a superfly...but u aint never seen a donkey fly!"....well u ave now
|
|
craig wright
|
|
iraq gone back to the old donkey tossing as last ditch atempt to stop the american
|
|
micheal m
|
|
the middle easts idea of a pimped ride with enough tourqe to do wheelies
|
|
con
|
|
i told you, to stay of the waggon
|
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Jardine
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Modern art had finally reached its limits
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?????
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what a shame
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otherone
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It was difficult to hide the illegal emigrants in the back of the truck
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LFC.
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If the donkey took a bump it would right it's self.
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SenatorFancyPants
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Wheeeeeee!
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Liam, Motherwell
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Hey Shrek, where you going? can I come, can I?, can I?, can I?
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Ceci B
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This is comfey. Hey you, get me a drink.
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Daz
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Hey Ali, I can see your tent from here!
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Esmarill
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Ok lets do it again but this time ill get in the ropes and you go under the crates
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bob
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oh darn, i guess im going to have to shoot my damn mule in the head, he's useless.
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tom
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at least i've still got my dignity.
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aarrr
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aaaahhhhhhaahhhhhaaa!!!! What was that ?
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Naeem
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Not leaving till i sell my goods
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Naeem
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Cofee break
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Robert
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get off the back Shrek
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Geoff
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Sadam confused the american's with Weapons of Ass Destruction
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timmons
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heels over wheels
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me
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oops
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I was just trying to lose som weight. My wife said I was turning into a fatass.
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Colm Herdman
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Man in Blue:I told you donkey's could fly you idiot
Man in white: ok i owe you a goat
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pixie
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I've heard of donkey kebab, but this is ridiculas!
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bravanovich
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Told you I could jump start this cart
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louise
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First ever Iraqi "pin the tail on the donkey" competition ends in failure.
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Dave O
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Bloody Audit Exemptions!!
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Stuart P
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Take that xbox off, that should do it
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u.m.k
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donkey ass with special affects (prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp) and everyone drops dead
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su
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i wish i could fly right up to the sky but i cant
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Gary Mc
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More fast track visas from David Blunkett too much for civil service..
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Hugs
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WHO'S THE ASS NOW !!!
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Graeme
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Now im a talking FLYING DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mib
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Hey! I can see Baby Jesus's manger from up here!
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sleepy
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wheeeeeeee!!!!!!
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nikki maguinness
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no animals were harmed in the making of this donkey thriller
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munkey
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Brings a new meaning to mooning!
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AJH
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If we don't deliver these, it'll be my ass in a sling!
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Grant
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We have lift-off!!
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Gareth
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Pulling a wheelie Indian Style!
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MFAP
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How to tell if your ass is too small...
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james mcdonald
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I will splash this git with dung now
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Terry Smith
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Stop hanging about and get some work done
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Dave H
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It became clear very quickly to Donkey, that Blackpool hadn't been as bad as he thought it was..........
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Bob
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I can see my house from here!
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Ben
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Ok, stop right there Mr. You did not say in the job description I was going to be janging 3 foot in the AIR!!!
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ccvannorman
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And so evidence WAS produced of weapons of mass destruction.. this cleverly camoflauged nuclear war silo is clear proof
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DanInHouston
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Well, Azin the reason your cart isn't moving is either a dead battery or the fact that the ass's hooves aren't touching the ground. I'm not sure.
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whats this donkey been smoking he seems a bit high
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Doyoumind
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New scale designed to weigh your ass.
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Clever Boy
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The thing he's trying to pull is too heavy so he's gone flying in the air. Just obvious physics really...
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jgvp
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It wouldn't have happened only for that new contraption, that round thing they call a wheel !
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johnny g
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Santa's been slummin'
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Roy K
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Mr. ED was always ashamed of his drug smuggeling cousin
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the new donkey transport system up and running in the middle east
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mac7
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i look like a complete ass now, cheers mate..
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HotMilk
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donkey can fly
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senorkev
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it was mainly for the tourists now, the novelty of Geoff the flying donkey having long since worn off
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Mikey D
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I'm a FLYIN' TALKIN' DONKEY
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O.k., I think I've got it, someone get the number for the nearest McDonalds
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roy
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how was raj to know his donkey was allergic to terrorists?
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mistall
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Wow the people look tiny from up here.........
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D.J.M.L.
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I'm king of the world
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Sambo
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Iraq's Donkey launcher slightly confused U.S intelligence
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R.R.
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Okay, I'm sorry. I'm not better looking than she is.
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Rashid Mooli
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they had put to many heavy items on a cart and the law of gravity (started by allah) means that the donkey is lighter than the boxes and so theefore the donkey is raised up becaues of the boxes.
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DLEED
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THEY ASKED FOR A HEAVY GOODS LORRY TO CARRY THE CEMTEX BUT DUE TO THE LACK OF MONEY THINGS DIDNT WORK OUT
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James Antonio.
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Somebody put an extra straw on the back.
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hahahaha please
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uranium weight more than it looks
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the woman just took the sayin hold your horses to a whole new donkey level
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Brew
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Thus, the advent of the Clydesdale.
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ccynbolynn
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No reason to get yer ass all up it the air like that...
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Benji
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Ahmed was really regretting selling the truck
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al
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we gonna need a bigger donkey
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Pam James from Guis
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hee haw wis does that to me
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diddly
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Up up and away
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bux46
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Just assing around
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Comander_mon
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Credit crunch hits lapland, Rudolph gets second job
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trey
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Hey I found an easier way to blow this donkey
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Orvieto
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Matrix - Reactivation
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Titan
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look I know u need money but using a horse!
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Phillilip
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New methods of transporting goods prove to be useless.
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Steve
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GettyUp
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Middle East Leaders promise first donkey into space by 2006
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cK
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Nobody does the job like we does - eMule
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Whatever
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Shit, these WMDs are heavy!
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Degs
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I can see our House from here !!!
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holyman
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"well, aint going any where fast now, am i khaled"
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JD
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now whos the ass mohammed...told you a van would have been better
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LabFun
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Wow! I can see my house from up here.
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chica212
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weeeeeee!
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linh
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power_of_love160
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Ben
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That's fine I'll just chill here for a second.
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eze
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new olympic evet .... ass tossing
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Abi B.
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I think we need a bigger donkey.
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stephen
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ah, could somebody get me down
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timmy
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donkey interigation
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usalink
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damn those oats!!
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pondlife
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try the slimfast diet
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Phil
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The US Army's new transport system hits a snag outside of Mosul.
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stevie c
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it was only now that Jeff the mule decided drug running was not for him
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ClintTV
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awight!!?? who's th'ass now?!
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Rick
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inspired by his trip to south central, mustafa tries his hand at putting hydraulics on his cart.
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eoinb
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Weeeeee Disneyland for Donkeys
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ash
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The taliban position ( in the kamasuitra)
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Andrew White
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That damn mare's run off just when I was getting going.
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thomas morgan
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donkey landing strip
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Steve B
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"Hey you there! yes you Chris Moyles,Get of the back of the cart.
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berry_978
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"told you not to trade in your camel ahmed"
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stuart
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betcha ain't never seen a donkey fly
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RickinNewMills
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Where did she go, I was enjoying that....
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Drop The Dead Donkey
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Liz
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Santa isn't too pleased with the new recruit.
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Dan
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After a microdot and 2g of whizz this donkey was flying!
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matt
|
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Does the wagon come with the levitating donkey?
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Bill
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So clever ... it parks itself - Sales Blurb
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osama b
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osama and the taliban weighed more than donkey thought
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bubaganoush
|
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stop horsing around...!
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frag
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should of gone to specsavers
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Zeke
|
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What's the street value of that?
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errrrr
|
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"See what too many captions can do!"
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bored fish wife
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holy sheet...its Bin Ladin!!!
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pads
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I can see the pub from here!!
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Bill
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DHL do it agian?
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Syd
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up up and away Super donkey
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Shrek?! Is that you? C'mon man, let me work.
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AivilooliviA
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This is the Rulerz sexy yahh!!
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jammanl
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Wheelie!
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shash
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Horse:- the jackASS doesnt know my load limit!
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IRLAM JIM
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I,VE BIN LADEN TOO MUCH
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george fryer
|
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ccome on man this is not funny let me down!!
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WJL
|
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A positive turning moment?
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Zack GM
|
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Christerpher the donkey was rudely awakend to find real life better than his day dream
|
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John Melrose
|
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Looks like we've over done it on the sherry!
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not funny bloke
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look the ass on that
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Robert Smith
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i told you,buckaroo dosn't work on real donkeys
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Will
|
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That's a LOT of suppositories!
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trey
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Get that perverted freak away from me, last time he tried to kiss me on the mouth!
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Ah, much better ...
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moose melvin
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he's gotta knife!!!!
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Podge
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They call it the "Tipping Point" !
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Clare Cooney
|
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Al Quaida Uranium smugglers run into transportation difficulties.
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Robert Morley
|
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Out-take from ET the movie, before the decide ET be form another planet.
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Robert Morley
|
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New Laws to be brought in to stop donkes from driveing under the unfluance says UN minister
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Thomas
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Donkey to man on left "Suck my donkey balls"
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As nuclear weapons get taken away, the terrorists start to look for alternatives. Donkey cannon....
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GILL WATERFORD
|
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I see you baby, shakin that ass, shakin that ass!!
|
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Anon - yea rite!
|
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Hey look! its Cathal Houlihan from OMCA Accountants!!
|
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some bloke
|
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Bugger!
|
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wilddi aka dcb
|
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don't drink n drive smoke weed n fly!
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me
|
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now it's a flyin, talkin donkey
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Hot rims!
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jen
|
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I feel such an ass!!
|
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g
|
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Told you the asylum seekers would be to heavy for the ass to fly
|
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Ricky
|
|
Superhero Invisible Horse Takes It Up The Bum
|
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ferrucci
|
|
we need a fatter donkey
|
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Ben Fryer
|
|
get rid of that mouse get rid of it!
|
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Tango
|
|
WARNING! Do not overdose on slim-fast
|
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glen.w
|
|
attack well show them men this is war mwa hahahaha
|
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Jessi
|
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Hey, I'm hung like a mule
|
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D Frfesh
|
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New from Iran-co, Get your Ass in shape with the Cart-r-sizer..
|
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lemon pie
|
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bark on me leg me old cogger
|
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|
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I forgot to drink my V-8.
|
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Jay
|
|
I saw this coming...Thanks Ikea!
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|
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Lil' help!
|
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Dougie
|
|
Does it really look like I am flying, or do you think they can see the iwres?
|
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jonesy
|
|
i told you i could get hydrolics on this baby ahmed now pay me the 50 rupi and your wife like we agreed!
|
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mac7
|
|
i can see rolf harris from here. now your in for it....
|
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Antony
|
|
Abdul was thrilled to find he'd invented the first (s)ee (s)aw ride in Kabul
|
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Dutchie
|
|
Blaim it on the donkey!
|
|
Mark T
|
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Man with exceptionally heavy arm leans on cart
|
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James Cannon
|
|
Its all about leverage. Either you have it or you dont
|
|
as
|
|
i carry jesus to blummin bethlehem n this is how i get repaid! pfft
|
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Jimmy
|
|
Blackpool's new attraction didn't quite take off
|
|
sum1
|
|
look at me!! i can fly!! im tinkerbell!!!
|
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patric
|
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iraqy mule eats beans but fails to destroy iss
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patric
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iraqy mistle failes to lanch
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