Possqually
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Who's your daddy.
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knickers
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Have you got my Rizla's
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Ros Taylor
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Ithink you would be showing them off if you was hung like me baby
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krs
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who said anything about being hung like a horse?
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Louise
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Following a successful tv career Skippy ventured into the world of adult entertainment.
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Cockadial Dundee
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You pommie english want some
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dave
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chiilin
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Musur Patturson Jr.
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Need some marsupialisation, baby?
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Emile Zola
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There is an awkward tension between the supermarket trolley and I. There is no milk left, either. That is why I need to chill.
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gary
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how you doing??
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senorkev
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after the show ended, the work dried up for skippy, and he became a bit desperate to stay in the limelight
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Shirley
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Ah my leetle cream puff, come here to papa
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sparrafizzle@gmail.com
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slack as a clowns pocket
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A.Y.U
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"See look, I told you I could re-create Michael Jacksons album cover. Thats a pint you owe me mate!"
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shon
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page 3 of NUTS
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Jason T.
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She seemed alright last night.
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mush
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im all open
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kevin c
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roo s bollocks huh
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jeff
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soo much pleasure to give so little time
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Seal
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Paul Burrel ate my other nut
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Malorkus
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Flights to Australia: £720Toshiba digital camera: £300Realising what you thought was a really funny picture is just a man in a kangaroo suit: Priceless.
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lee
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where do ya want me
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If Playgirl won't have me, then maybe Farmgirl will!!
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frazer
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oh yea u like it yea u know it u pervert
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Dan
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mmmm lovely
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MARK
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HEY THERE SWEET THING
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Rick
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a look in Rolf Harris's bedside drawer reveals the scary truth
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Larry
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Kangaroo. Australian for sexy.
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Jo
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Do you fancy coming out for bush oysters?
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paul harding
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bollocks
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lg
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sup?
nothin, just chillin, lying in the road
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colin
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whats that skippy,you got a nut allergy??
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jump?.... what do u mean we can jump?
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Jonny
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Struggling to find work, skippy decides to do porn
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Chris
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G'day Becks, am i making ya jealous mate
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Abi B.
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I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...
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eymard
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i used to be a boxer you know.just look at my arms
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george
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i wanna slap his balls around
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JK
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G'DAY SHEILA, CUM OVER HERE & LETS TALK ABOUT THE FIRST THING THAT POPS UP!!!!!!
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Louise
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kicking back
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Stephen
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scooby doo is real!!!
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Steezo
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Hey baby, I just want to say that I noticed you noticing me, and I want to put you on notice that I noticed you too.
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Chett M.
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This Month's centerfold in PLAY ROO.
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Uz
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The world's oldest job...
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Eric the Half a Bee
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he who drinks australian...
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AyC
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Look at me nutz! aight
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wish u were here
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JaMeSiEmOo
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do ya tink im sexy?
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Henry4u
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Haven't you seen a kangaroo before?
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If Fosters make me do this stupid pose again, i'll quit
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stephen kelly
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can you see me growler
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CJ
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Hey Spicoli, pass the J back here dude.
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C'est moi, Ozzie!!
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So Delta baby, whats this about you and this McFadden creep. Its him or me. You gotta choose, hon!!
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Ball Buster
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Joe Namath look alike..
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River
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I'm all man baby!
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Skidiver
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I like long walks on the beach, holding hands, I'm a good listener, and I don't smoke.
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Jamieboy
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I am top of the food chain, resting up and couldn't a XXXX about a thing!!!!!
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thom
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porno-roo
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Richard
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As the zoo keeper panics as he realises he's missing his last Forsters, the kangaroo lays back as nothing has happened!
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Dave the Rave
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just watching the game, having a bud. True!
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GPC
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The pose that won Stanley the lead in 'Kangaroo Jack'
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m doug
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pammy without the make-up
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brederz
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Im tank Girls bitch.Check me one time.
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yeah baby im a tiger grrrrrrr
susan
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Rick
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What you mean my head looks like a donkey. Nah you're supposed to be lookin' down there!
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pierre
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Bollocks!
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tom
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HELLO LADIES!!
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Raquel Felch
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Thats the famous Roo from the Sydney Zoo, AKA Pouch Potatoes
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tdoteddie
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just airen out the boys.
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dave 1000
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jim couldnt believe that only 2 days ago he saw no use in a skippy costume
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sparrafizzle@gmail.com
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it aint just my legs that bounce ;)
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Fitz
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What's up girl. You like what you
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Mac
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If Burt Reynolds can pose like this so can I
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myne
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Got milk?
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Germ man
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after dinner at Outback Steakhouse!
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alex
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the kangaroos strike continued whilst mr attenborough revised the pay structure....
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Jon W
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anyone fancy a bounce?!
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con
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who's your daddy
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Jeff McElhannon
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just wait til hugh hephner gets a load of this
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bob
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Do i make you horny? Randy?
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Matt
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Yeah baby, I do this for a living
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alfie
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I could'nt give a xxxx about anything
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Jy
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His personal ad in 'Roo Monthly' proved a big hit!!!
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Sabz
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Get ur leg over
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bob
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you know im sexy
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Jack
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Where's that bloody martini?
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RAY
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DO YA WANT A JUMP
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Greg
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I'm 90% wiener.
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Mark T
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Kangarude
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Jayson
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Has porn gone too far?
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Quick Run I can see Paul Burrell coming
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Lauren
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The other missing sketch from the Titanic.
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Dunie
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when skippy sees this, she'll come back for sure
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Patsy
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The latest model from G-ROO magazine
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ward
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Bert on a bad day (you have to be in your forties to get this one)
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Darla
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i tied me kangaroo down sport
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Vickster
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Just couldnt give a xxxx
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How you doin'?
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Bill M.
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Hey baby, HOP on this!!
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rossclark63@hotmail.com
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"alright Skippy now for the money shot"
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brit
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Hello arent ya a bute?
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Paul Henderson
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The average Aussie male still takes a laid-back approach to attracting the opposite sex.
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louise
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A behind the scenes look at the Crocodile Hunter series confirms rumours that Steve Urwin really does drug the animals before filming.
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Me
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Hey babe. Do you have any Australian in you? No? You want some?
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Brian
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I am suicidal because I live in a zoo with no friends.
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sorry
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can i cum in you pouch?
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big dave
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just when you think it's safe to let your balls breath there's some perv with a camara ready to catch you in all your glory
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yehh babe, you like tht
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Kaz X
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Hey good lookin!
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lanb
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How You Doin??
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moe
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are u looking at my nuts. you idiot!
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Jack W
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Marsupial Digest: It's no longer Victoria's Secret!
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Sushi
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Aussie beer can really mess with your mind,
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Steve
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Queer View for the Kangaroo
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tom
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the new fragrence from kalvein klien
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thomas morgan
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east german female swimmer banned for steroid use
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Phil
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I called those talk lines, but I'm not into the club scene. I like to stay out in the bush. That's why I called Interactive Roo. Real roos, really randy. Why don't you try it?
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Larry
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hey, Is this picture gonna show up on the internet?
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Gorilla
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I'm not moving until u suck it!!! seriously, No way! I need loving too you know!
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louise
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So THATS what Mrs Harris looks like!
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yeah i know
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dat chronik is da bomb yo, my aussie ass is fried
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Ha Ha, He He, Ho Ho
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Mr Kanga Roo is blistfully unaware of that delicacy.... Bush Oysters!!!!!... Now Hop It!
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OllieG
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'Im all yours...tie me down sport.'
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the kangaroo
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If I had a pouch I'd let you jump in...
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adam
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Im 100% kangeroo - theres the proof
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Skidiver
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And to think they picked a camel to promote their products?!?
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Deb
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Wut?!
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yea...pornoooooo.....lesbo kanga's ima watch this shit rite here...
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patric
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i wish mine were that big
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what's your problem
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osama b
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pass the remote control and get me a f*****g beer
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kayla
|
he must be nuts to do that pose!
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A C E
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guess kangaroo jack's tryin out for this months playroo zine
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Rocky
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This is the reason naked sunbathing should be banned
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RickinNewMills
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With the suit finally on, John Holmes knew his career was on the slide
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Charlie
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Anyone got a smoke ?
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Dave
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You to could have a body like mine
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Roy
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get down on your hands and knees and suck my plums
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ash
|
I always wondered if skippy did porn
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peanut butter
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micheal jackson in the next 3 surgeries!!!!
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PLAY BOY BUNNY! HOW BOUT HUSTLER ROO
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Phil L
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Ruud Van Nistelrooy looks bemused at the ref for not giving a penalty
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trojan_horse
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man im bored with this kangaroo shit!!!
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craig wright
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watsuuuuppp. nothink, just watching the game having a bud. true. true
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Miller
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Hey im the new model for fasion magazine
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Wild Will
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Yo bitch! you want some a dis!
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Grrrrrr
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richard
|
do you think i need a back, sack and crack wax?
|
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yeah skin up another baby
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bassett
|
weed testing on kangaroos
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dannanana ! THE arg
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Chicken cockadoodledoodedoo
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Relax sensation baby!!!
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Dan P
|
Ready and waitting
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MRS PIPE
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What the F*cK You looking at?
|
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No, baby... Make an O with your mouth. Now go forwards and backwards slowly...
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raj
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my horse and carrage is for hire.
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acid
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Moto:if you're hung like a kangaroo, you don't need a ferrari to pick up chicks
|
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'What u doin'
'watchin da game havin a bud'
'wwwwaaaasssssuuuuuppppp'
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Bob
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And you thought Skippy had balls? Try it biatch.
|
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You know switching genitals with Michael Jackson wasn't a bad idea.......
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Woofer
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Oh great. The match is on. Looks like another great Saturday afternoon for me. Honey, can you bring me some of that leftover eucaliptis
from last night?
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Lee
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Mr. Demille, I'm ready for my close-up.
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