Possqually
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Who's your daddy.
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Ros Taylor
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Ithink you would be showing them off if you was hung like me baby
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knickers
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Have you got my Rizla's
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Louise
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Following a successful tv career Skippy ventured into the world of adult entertainment.
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dave
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chiilin
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krs
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who said anything about being hung like a horse?
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gary
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how you doing??
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sparrafizzle@gmail.com
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slack as a clowns pocket
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Musur Patturson Jr.
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Need some marsupialisation, baby?
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Cockadial Dundee
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You pommie english want some
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frazer
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oh yea u like it yea u know it u pervert
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Emile Zola
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There is an awkward tension between the supermarket trolley and I. There is no milk left, either. That is why I need to chill.
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Louise
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kicking back
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pierre
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Bollocks!
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Shirley
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Ah my leetle cream puff, come here to papa
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Malorkus
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Flights to Australia: £720Toshiba digital camera: £300Realising what you thought was a really funny picture is just a man in a kangaroo suit: Priceless.
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AyC
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Look at me nutz! aight
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|
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If Playgirl won't have me, then maybe Farmgirl will!!
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Jo
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Do you fancy coming out for bush oysters?
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jeff
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soo much pleasure to give so little time
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shon
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page 3 of NUTS
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Eric the Half a Bee
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he who drinks australian...
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Uz
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The world's oldest job...
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JaMeSiEmOo
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do ya tink im sexy?
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Greg
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I'm 90% wiener.
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Sabz
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Get ur leg over
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lee
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where do ya want me
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alfie
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I could'nt give a xxxx about anything
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Rick
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a look in Rolf Harris's bedside drawer reveals the scary truth
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myne
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Got milk?
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mush
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im all open
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bob
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you know im sexy
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Jason T.
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She seemed alright last night.
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Ball Buster
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Joe Namath look alike..
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Raquel Felch
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Thats the famous Roo from the Sydney Zoo, AKA Pouch Potatoes
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dave 1000
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jim couldnt believe that only 2 days ago he saw no use in a skippy costume
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senorkev
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after the show ended, the work dried up for skippy, and he became a bit desperate to stay in the limelight
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Hayden Purcell
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What can I say, He's fitter than Jordan.
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eymard
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i used to be a boxer you know.just look at my arms
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kevin c
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roo s bollocks huh
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craig wright
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watsuuuuppp. nothink, just watching the game having a bud. true. true
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C'est moi, Ozzie!!
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So Delta baby, whats this about you and this McFadden creep. Its him or me. You gotta choose, hon!!
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Kaz X
|
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Hey good lookin!
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Seal
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Paul Burrel ate my other nut
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Mac
|
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If Burt Reynolds can pose like this so can I
|
GPC
|
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The pose that won Stanley the lead in 'Kangaroo Jack'
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Abi B.
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I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...
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CJ
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Hey Spicoli, pass the J back here dude.
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Fitz
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What's up girl. You like what you
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Larry
|
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Kangaroo. Australian for sexy.
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Jonny
|
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Struggling to find work, skippy decides to do porn
|
paul harding
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bollocks
|
bob
|
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Do i make you horny? Randy?
|
Rick
|
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What you mean my head looks like a donkey. Nah you're supposed to be lookin' down there!
|
Jeff McElhannon
|
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just wait til hugh hephner gets a load of this
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rossclark63@hotmail.com
|
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"alright Skippy now for the money shot"
|
Henry4u
|
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Haven't you seen a kangaroo before?
|
Stephen
|
|
scooby doo is real!!!
|
Lauren
|
|
The other missing sketch from the Titanic.
|
|
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jump?.... what do u mean we can jump?
|
RickinNewMills
|
|
With the suit finally on, John Holmes knew his career was on the slide
|
|
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No, baby... Make an O with your mouth. Now go forwards and backwards slowly...
|
A.Y.U
|
|
"See look, I told you I could re-create Michael Jacksons album cover. Thats a pint you owe me mate!"
|
|
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yeah baby im a tiger grrrrrrr
susan
|
Dave the Rave
|
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just watching the game, having a bud. True!
|
Chris
|
|
G'day Becks, am i making ya jealous mate
|
Deb
|
|
Wut?!
|
Me
|
|
Hey babe. Do you have any Australian in you? No? You want some?
|
JK
|
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G'DAY SHEILA, CUM OVER HERE & LETS TALK ABOUT THE FIRST THING THAT POPS UP!!!!!!
|
Woofer
|
|
Oh great. The match is on. Looks like another great Saturday afternoon for me. Honey, can you bring me some of that leftover eucaliptis
from last night?
|
ward
|
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Bert on a bad day (you have to be in your forties to get this one)
|
sugarlips
|
|
just chilling while the baby is out pouching.
|
lanb
|
|
How You Doin??
|
Cat
|
|
Ricky Gervais' 'animals' tour seemed to prove a hit in Australia.
|
peanut butter
|
|
micheal jackson in the next 3 surgeries!!!!
|
george
|
|
i wanna slap his balls around
|
Jamieboy
|
|
I am top of the food chain, resting up and couldn't a XXXX about a thing!!!!!
|
colin
|
|
whats that skippy,you got a nut allergy??
|
patric
|
|
i wish mine were that big
|
brit
|
|
Hello arent ya a bute?
|
Jon W
|
|
anyone fancy a bounce?!
|
Paul Henderson
|
|
The average Aussie male still takes a laid-back approach to attracting the opposite sex.
|
sam
|
|
how u dooowin?
|
Paul
|
|
One is not amused
|
lg
|
|
sup?
nothin, just chillin, lying in the road
|
Matt
|
|
Yeah baby, I do this for a living
|
thom
|
|
porno-roo
|
Pat GJ (Kobe)
|
|
You can get it mowin the lawn, and you can get it posin for porn, a hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer...
|
Dave
|
|
You to could have a body like mine
|
duncan
|
|
you talkin to me?
|
Jack W
|
|
Marsupial Digest: It's no longer Victoria's Secret!
|
Phil
|
|
I called those talk lines, but I'm not into the club scene. I like to stay out in the bush. That's why I called Interactive Roo. Real roos, really randy. Why don't you try it?
|
louise
|
|
A behind the scenes look at the Crocodile Hunter series confirms rumours that Steve Urwin really does drug the animals before filming.
|
ash
|
|
I always wondered if skippy did porn
|
m doug
|
|
pammy without the make-up
|
|
|
wish u were here
|
Germ man
|
|
after dinner at Outback Steakhouse!
|
p
|
|
peter andri's gone home...
|
boo
|
|
how you doing baby?
|
the kangaroo
|
|
If I had a pouch I'd let you jump in...
|
A C E
|
|
guess kangaroo jack's tryin out for this months playroo zine
|
Jy
|
|
His personal ad in 'Roo Monthly' proved a big hit!!!
|
MARK
|
|
HEY THERE SWEET THING
|
Skidiver
|
|
And to think they picked a camel to promote their products?!?
|
adam
|
|
Im 100% kangeroo - theres the proof
|
Arlene
|
|
what d,ya think o ma wallabees, sheila?
|
Ha Ha, He He, Ho Ho
|
|
Mr Kanga Roo is blistfully unaware of that delicacy.... Bush Oysters!!!!!... Now Hop It!
|
brederz
|
|
Im tank Girls bitch.Check me one time.
|
Zaphod
|
|
Marsupials choose Mail Pouch
Shouldn't you?
|
Chett M.
|
|
This Month's centerfold in PLAY ROO.
|
Sushi
|
|
Aussie beer can really mess with your mind,
|
|
|
It wasnt just the beer that loused-up Austrailian men...
|
Chronos
|
|
Kangroo version of Titanic
|
Steezo
|
|
Hey baby, I just want to say that I noticed you noticing me, and I want to put you on notice that I noticed you too.
|
|
|
yeah skin up another baby
|
Mark T
|
|
Kangarude
|
MRS PIPE
|
|
What the F*cK You looking at?
|
bassett
|
|
weed testing on kangaroos
|
moe
|
|
are u looking at my nuts. you idiot!
|
|
|
How you doin'?
|
|
|
'What u doin'
'watchin da game havin a bud'
'wwwwaaaasssssuuuuuppppp'
|
richard
|
|
do you think i need a back, sack and crack wax?
|
raj
|
|
my horse and carrage is for hire.
|
Jade
|
|
Kangaroo 1:Hey Howz it hangin
Kangaroo 2:Short,shriveld and a little to the right,look for yourself!
|
River
|
|
I'm all man baby!
|
Rocky
|
|
This is the reason naked sunbathing should be banned
|
tdoteddie
|
|
just airen out the boys.
|
louise
|
|
Wildlife experts claim an increasing number of kangaroos are littering the highways as road chill.
|
gaz
|
|
MMmmm....that was grrrreat!!
|
Louise
|
|
they dont call me "big red" for nothing.
|
Juice
|
|
Never mind donkeys, get a look at these!!
|
hery
|
|
you turn me on i love you uh uh uh
|
Paul
|
|
Homo-Aussie Magazine Would Live To Regret Sending A Partially Sighted Photographer......
|
dhighest1
|
|
.......FOSTER'S
|
RAY
|
|
DO YA WANT A JUMP
|
Jim
|
|
Cool Cat
|
|
|
Dial 1-AUSSIELOVE. I'LL BE WAITING!!!
|
johnny g
|
|
Eat your heart out Joe Camel.
|
Steve
|
|
Queer View for the Kangaroo
|
|
|
OK who's taken my joey?
|
Dan
|
|
mmmm lovely
|
tom
|
|
how u doin baby
|
Rossi
|
|
All it needs now is a cig and some beer.
|
duncan
|
|
I couldn't give a x x x until after lunch.
|
PAOLO M
|
|
COOL DUDE!!!!!
|
sorry
|
|
can i cum in you pouch?
|
|
|
yea...pornoooooo.....lesbo kanga's ima watch this shit rite here...
|
|
|
PLAY BOY BUNNY! HOW BOUT HUSTLER ROO
|
|
|
what's your problem
|
Vickster
|
|
Just couldnt give a xxxx
|
|
|
If Fosters make me do this stupid pose again, i'll quit
|
Phil L
|
|
Ruud Van Nistelrooy looks bemused at the ref for not giving a penalty
|
Antipodean ian
|
|
Quite frankly Darling I dont give a xxxx
|
|
|
yehh babe, you like tht
|
OllieG
|
|
'Im all yours...tie me down sport.'
|
Tara
|
|
oooh ladies come to dada
|
|
|
growl for me, tiger
|
laura Goode
|
|
u talking 2 me or my manly muscles baby
|
cristian
|
|
oh yes....big balls
i love this pic
|
Aaron
|
|
You goin' to share that smoke with me, Shiela, or must I pound you once more?
|
Zach Miller
|
|
Scenes from the upcoming CrocoDILDO Hunter
|
Skidiver
|
|
I like long walks on the beach, holding hands, I'm a good listener, and I don't smoke.
|
will
|
|
Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
|
Steve B.
|
|
Lonely? Call 1-900-5555. I'm waiting to have an intimate conversation.
|
|
|
Quick Run I can see Paul Burrell coming
|
|
|
o wat big ears uv got
better to hear the fosters droping from the sky with
|
Darla
|
|
i tied me kangaroo down sport
|
Lee
|
|
Mr. Demille, I'm ready for my close-up.
|
Brian
|
|
I am suicidal because I live in a zoo with no friends.
|
Bob
|
|
And you thought Skippy had balls? Try it biatch.
|
james
|
|
the marcupial version of playgirl.
|
Jayson
|
|
Has porn gone too far?
|
berry_978
|
|
skippy took to a career in porn when the acting jobs dried up.
|
King Kanga
|
|
'Ave a look a me charlies ladies
|
jonathan
|
|
What you looking at at least ive got something to look at fatass
|
tom
|
|
HELLO LADIES!!
|
kayla
|
|
he must be nuts to do that pose!
|
this is disgusting
|
|
And then Jake realised he had been lied to; this couldn't possibly be for Kangaroo Hunks magazine - Kangaroos don't have opposible thumbs!
|
Richard
|
|
As the zoo keeper panics as he realises he's missing his last Forsters, the kangaroo lays back as nothing has happened!
|
Jack
|
|
Where's that bloody martini?
|
con
|
|
who's your daddy
|
acid
|
|
Moto:if you're hung like a kangaroo, you don't need a ferrari to pick up chicks
|
Andrew Porter
|
|
Alright Skip
|
Dan P
|
|
Ready and waitting
|
Sebastian Bassoon Jnr
|
|
Hey Honey, do you have any Australian in ya? Would you LIKE a bit of Australian in ya????
|
big dave
|
|
just when you think it's safe to let your balls breath there's some perv with a camara ready to catch you in all your glory
|
Wally
|
|
What you lookin' at?
|
Carla
|
|
hellooooooooooo ladies!
|
sparrafizzle@gmail.com
|
|
it aint just my legs that bounce ;)
|
Danny Thomas
|
|
Aussie Stud: "Like a horse!? Don't insult me!"
|
Tony
|
|
Do i look like i give a shit
|
Dunie
|
|
when skippy sees this, she'll come back for sure
|
Patsy
|
|
The latest model from G-ROO magazine
|
Cosby Sweater
|
|
Farrah Fawcett looked alot hotter back in the 70s.
|
alfie
|
|
HEY ROLF WHAT'DYA THINK OF ME DIGERYDOO'S
|
yeah i know
|
|
dat chronik is da bomb yo, my aussie ass is fried
|
Dave
|
|
...and what is it you do?
|
stuart
|
|
you ain't got the balls
|
Miller
|
|
Hey im the new model for fasion magazine
|
sdrg]heojs
|
|
natural born aussie
|
Gavo
|
|
he woke up just in time to watch Skippy
|
|
|
Grrrrrr
|
mark
|
|
and so the first cross between a camal and a kangaroo
|
valor
|
|
you like that dontcha bitch!
|
Horrible01
|
|
Im DAVID HASSELHOFF
|
jpeg
|
|
hop on hallam
|
|
|
do you like them laddies cause i think there sexy
|
|
|
You know switching genitals with Michael Jackson wasn't a bad idea.......
|
HaHa, HeHe, HoHo!
|
|
Mr Kanga Roo is confimed as the next Bond!
|
fat
|
|
Kangaroo Jack has lost his pack!!!
|
louise
|
|
So THATS what Mrs Harris looks like!
|
brandon 62377
|
|
Have you ever visited the Down Undah?
|
Lanny
|
|
Damn macho 'roos!
|
tom
|
|
the new fragrence from kalvein klien
|
thomas morgan
|
|
east german female swimmer banned for steroid use
|
Roy
|
|
get down on your hands and knees and suck my plums
|
stu gawa
|
|
my mum sed i had a penis like my dad. now i no why i haven't met him
|
Janice
|
|
'You looking at me?' (Robert De'Niro)
|
Tris F
|
|
Fosters - The Aussie way.
|
DUH
|
|
Har har har!
|
Chicken cockadoodledoodedoo
|
|
Relax sensation baby!!!
|
Prickle
|
|
'Sup baby, I'm hung like a marsupial.
|
trojan_horse
|
|
man im bored with this kangaroo shit!!!
|
Gorilla
|
|
I'm not moving until u suck it!!! seriously, No way! I need loving too you know!
|
Mr BUSH(who else?)
|
|
Nope, not BUSHY enough for me!!
|
Daved
|
|
Just as it dawned on him that tomorrow his naked frolics would cover the front pages he realised............he hadn't shaved
|
Walter K. Barley-Oxley III
|
|
The kangaroo abides.
|
|
|
"Deleted scenes from Crocodile Hunter"
|
Chris
|
|
Any of you girls fancy a game of cricket, we can play with my balls
|
Will, London
|
|
The most controversial and embarassing claim yet concerning Kylie Minogue's private life comes to light
|
timmy
|
|
playboy are getting a bit desberate
|
Jim
|
|
check out this sack..baby
|
Ali Murray
|
|
Shingle! The brochure said sand.
|
W1seguin
|
|
That's enough hoppin' for today.
|
fat steve
|
|
are ya gonna scratch them or what!?!?
|
tino
|
|
What's that you say? yeah i work out
|
bob
|
|
with legs wide open
|
mike
|
|
cool
|
stitz
|
|
Do I make you want to JUMP, JUMP, JUMP, JUMP...
|
|
|
dannanana ! THE arg
|
Grace
|
|
Still say I'm not man enough for you?
|
Pete
|
|
Hop over here a minute, baby.
|
Louise
|
|
Is that a joey in your pouch or are you just pleased to see me?
|
|
|
Come here sweetness!
|
s smith
|
|
why the long face
why the long face
cheer up blue
|
BIGIE
|
|
COME DOWN UNDER THE MOST RELAXING PLACE. THE GREAT AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK..EVEN I GET TO RELAX HERE.
|
mike hayden
|
|
since hoppy the koala entered town skippy hasn't had much to do
|
Mike E.
|
|
I'm waiting . . .
|
Bill M.
|
|
Hey baby, HOP on this!!
|
robbin wilson
|
|
Do i look bigger.they say if you shave you look bigger..
|
ocelot
|
|
Do i make you horny baby, do I? Do I make you RANDY! Oh behave.
|
brad
|
|
Hey baby. My pouch or yours?
|
trew
|
|
how do you like them apples?
|
Larry
|
|
hey, Is this picture gonna show up on the internet?
|
jayo
|
|
if your nuts bounced around when you walked you'd have to do this too!
|
Charlie
|
|
Anyone got a smoke ?
|
John P-No Hollywood
|
|
Great shot for the cover of "Kangroo Monthly"
|
Chez
|
|
Why do the sheep get to have all the fun?
|
doc matt
|
|
after spraying his male roo pheromone scent, marvin waited for the ladies to queue up
|
Matt leblanc
|
|
Hello
|
simmbee
|
|
Now you know that Burt got this pose from me.
|
matt
|
|
skippy my ass
|
raj
|
|
did you guff?
|
chaz
|
|
look at tht big joey!!!
|
Wild Will
|
|
Yo bitch! you want some a dis!
|
|
|
.....ladies...
|
Zach Miller
|
|
By the end of the day she had something in her pouch and it wasn't a "joey". It was a Dave.
|
MUSE
|
|
when the kangaroo saw talent scouts from "kanga gay monthly" he couldent resist striking a pornstar pose
|
MorbidM
|
|
I have a shit stain on my gut
|
spleen
|
|
how you doing!
|
johnm
|
|
OK OK I know you want me.
|
Jerome
|
|
The centerfold for the Austrailian issue of Playgirl
|
jgvp
|
|
Leaps and bounds maybe OK for technological advances, but quite frankly they tire me out !
|
Pixi
|
|
Hey ladies! your looking pretty tonight, want a bit?
|
smoochy2
|
|
Austrailian beach,so what,wheres my marg.?
|
jeff L
|
|
so many women, it sucks to be gay
|
stephen kelly
|
|
can you see me growler
|
chris
|
|
check out my three inches of dangling fury
|
kimmie
|
|
this workout joey the kangaroo was doing was a breeze
|
mykhel
|
|
"No, thanks. I think I had one toke to many already"
|
Bill
|
|
Now don't go jumping to conclusions ... it's not what you think ...
|
osama b
|
|
pass the remote control and get me a f*****g beer
|
acid
|
|
Mr Kangaroo 1985. Yep, I still got it...
|
|
|
im having trouble with my waterbreak. pleas help phone an ambulance!!!!
|
Baby Boo
|
|
G'Day Mate- Have a Balsey Day
|
joeni
|
|
kangarudeboy
|
popé
|
|
Hey shelia! You wanna stroke me joey!?
|
Senor Twist
|
|
It not going to s.u.c.k itself now is it?
|
Andrew White
|
|
The Welsh were highly excited at the prospects offered by the new Kangaroo Farming Initiative in place of the sheep.
|
My name is Michael Caine, not a lot of people know that
|
|
Laid back out back
|
Jimmy B
|
|
Dave thought himself an exhibitionist
|
Roy
|
|
charlie was an only child, how was he to know he didnt have a dick?
|
toppy
|
|
Do some work you lazy ****!
|
Andy
|
|
How come dogs can lick themselves, but we can't reach that far?
|
sum1
|
|
am i pretty or what??
|
alex
|
|
the kangaroos strike continued whilst mr attenborough revised the pay structure....
|
biff
|
|
Don't know what was in that drink but i'm feeling legless and your looking hot!!
|
Shakenizzle
|
|
Just givin me sack a quick airing
|
i really love porn
|
|
im only taking a rest
|
Qxrp 791
|
|
Suck me off.
|
paul
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Hey Skippy check these out
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John Wreaves
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Bush Wacked
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deb
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Americas Next Top Model!
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tim latham
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mayb i shoulnd of quit that kangroos cheerleading squd.. meh.. i was broke then and im broke now
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Sarah A, australia
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Thanks to big mamas steroids im keeping in good shape!
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wayne
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some day i've gotta learn to relax.
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michael glasgow
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skippy porn pose
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Hruhlin
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Hey baby, let´s play with your pouch.
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danny
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this is why i hop cos they chaif when i walk
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caz
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helloo ladies
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®obNus
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Well, it ain't gonna suck itself, is it?
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adam.w
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dont suppose any of you guys have got any drink have ya
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Life at chester zoo was really shit sometimes
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usalink
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how many times must I tell you. You wipe the other way darling
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ClintTV
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yo... check out my package.
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rusch
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ooooooh, im so sexy. look at my sexy body
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al crow
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the internet dating wasnt really taking off, so a more risque photo was called for.
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sbrubar
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one last jump & I could have been king
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iwanttodie
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awwwww
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kevin c
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all bollocks and no cock roo for hire
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raj
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look skippys on a tea break! you go find the bloody idiot
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Happysaks
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Oi! Shiela, I'm watching neighbours on TV. I can't stand how those Pommies stereotype us Aussies as lazy layabouts with no cocks, just all balls.
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Dave H
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Never the quitter, Skippy vowed to claw himself back to his former celeb status anyway he could...........
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martin
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and you are sick and tired of stupid little shit australian kids falling down mine shafts??
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tom
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how u doin,baby
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R.R.
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Who needs six pack abs, eh hosers?
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caitlin
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come get me ladies
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Dick
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sauve and de-boner
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Roy K
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Tired of the bar scene? try something exotic! call toll free 1-800-Kangaroo-COCK
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nig3
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word up niggers
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devilman
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do anything for a castlemain
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gaz
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drink australian, think australian
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Phil
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Skippie's got nothing on me
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Aah that was great do you think you could do it once for me babe...Jessica
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Paddy
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I am single, athletic and hung like a horse! If you are looking for some ANIMAL ACTION, call me on 0800 KANG AROO.
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emma
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How you doin?
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Jeff McElhannon
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dang its cold out here, i havent seen my balls for three days
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tio felipe
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I swear I'll never, ever leave a handful of valium in my pouch again!
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DR T
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PlayRoo of the month
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laura pitchford
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Just hanging out!!!!!
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Robo
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Oi! What you looking at ay! Get out of it!
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Lana M
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Winner of "The Bachlorette" Down Under
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Bon
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Could any of you ladies get THESE in u pouch?
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simon
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...and news reaches us of the first publication of readers pets...
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carolmc
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how was it for you
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