Two guys have wasted their time at airports,
in this case, London’s Heathrow, by writing down strange
names and asking the airport Information Center to locate
these people by calling out their names on the airport’s
PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers
and record the results.
In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed
up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people
about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight
had landed.
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves,
so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note
with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the
Information Center.
After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as
airport security figured out what was going on. The last
recording is from Gatwick.
Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.
Looks like...
Reads like...
Listen...
Arheddis Varkenjaab
and Aywellbe Fayed
I hate this fucking job, and I
will be fired
Arhevbin Fayed
and Bybeiev Rhibodie
I‘ve just been fired, and
bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick
and Malexa Kriest
I need a piss quick,
and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda
and Nowaynayda Zheet
Oo-ah, that feels better and now
I need a shit
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum
DeBahzted
My colleague just farted,
and left the room, the bastard
Steelaygot Maowenbach
and Tuka Piziniztee
Still, I got my own back
and took a piss in his tea
Heathrow prank
Airport tannoy mischief by Chris Morris and Paul Garner
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Guest: Mad Madam Linn (77 days ago)
DO IT AGAIN BOYS OH GOD Pleaazzzzzzzz DO IT AGAIN, Manchester Picadilly JL Liverpool Airport anywhere JUST DO IT Britain NEEDS You too funny
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Guest: R. (214 days ago)
Sorry to be a nerd... but there is a weird cognitive phenomena being exploited here. Try listening to the audio by itself with your eyes closed (try not to laugh your arse off) then try reading the names at the same time as listening (you can't hear the joke!).
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Guest: eckythump (223 days ago)
Apparently the security guards in Heathrow worked out what was going on by the last one, which was from Gatwick after they did a runner...
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