Heathrow prank




Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London’s Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport’s PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.

In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.

They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.

After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on. The last recording is from Gatwick.

Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.

Looks like... Reads like... Listen...
Arheddis Varkenjaab
and Aywellbe Fayed

I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired

Arhevbin Fayed
and Bybeiev Rhibodie

I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody

Aynayda Pizaqvick
and Malexa Kriest

I need a piss quick,
and my legs are crossed

Awul Dasfilshabeda
and Nowaynayda Zheet

Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted

My colleague just farted,
and left the room, the bastard

Steelaygot Maowenbach
and Tuka Piziniztee
Still, I got my own back
and took a piss in his tea




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Guest: Doug Friar (337 days ago)

Fantastic!!! A gold medal for these guys - bet the stuffed shirts of the establishment all frowned and pontificated - "One is definitely not amused"

Guest: Amanda (233 days ago)

So Chris Morris gets his material from Bart Simpson these days?

Guest: FrancoBrit from Montréal (496 days ago)

Brilliant!! I should try this at YUL!!

Guest: bbee (633 days ago)

apparently this is the work of a mr. christopher morris

Guest: Geno P. (57 days ago)

Ikahn Sukapik Lodagu. Please come to customer service.

Guest: Mad Madam Linn (440 days ago)

DO IT AGAIN BOYS OH GOD Pleaazzzzzzzz DO IT AGAIN, Manchester Picadilly JL Liverpool Airport anywhere JUST DO IT Britain NEEDS You too funny

Guest: Gary (421 days ago)

Thanks for a great laugh. We need so much more of this. What a sad world we live in

sidwayssidways (476 days ago)

Probably couldn't get away with this at Terminal 5

Guest: lamb (323 days ago)

heeheeheeheeheehee

Guest: mikolo (403 days ago)

and feelzabeta LOL

Guest: R. (577 days ago)

Sorry to be a nerd... but there is a weird cognitive phenomena being exploited here. Try listening to the audio by itself with your eyes closed (try not to laugh your arse off) then try reading the names at the same time as listening (you can't hear the joke!).

Guest: eck, bolton uk (591 days ago)

so so funny and clever nice 1 son!!! have you done any more?

Guest: Lisa (612 days ago)

that is SOOOO funny!!!

Guest: RJ (616 days ago)

Thats funny as shit

Guest: Nowaynayda Zheet (617 days ago)

lol i liked it

Guest: Kanniballs (256 days ago)

Ithink this is one of the funniest things ive ever heard

Guest: zoey (407 days ago)

it is AMAZING !!!! i luv it and so does ALL my family lol !!!!

Guest: love this website (46 days ago)

Latest comment: "hahh that is absolutely hilariousss!! you need to do more of this :P "

Guest (334 days ago)

yep,thats the way forward.

Guest: Ray from L.A. (592 days ago)

HILARIOUS!!!

Guest: Goofus (585 days ago)

Yushad Ampich - Booshnowe Ezucks

Guest: eckythump (586 days ago)

Apparently the security guards in Heathrow worked out what was going on by the last one, which was from Gatwick after they did a runner...

Guest: Ciccia (601 days ago)

ROFL! That was just so hilarious!

Guest: Taye (608 days ago)

Hysterical

Guest: Andrea (616 days ago)

omg that was awesome but u guys have definitely 2 much spare time lol

Guest: Denise (618 days ago)

*falls out of chair laughing* Holy cow that is so awesome...

Guest: Tom (619 days ago)

Love the giggling in the fifth recording. Like a bunch of school boys. Gotta admit, it IS funny.

Guest (476 days ago)

No matter how many times I hear this it's still so funny, I cant believe that they got away with it 5 times.

Guest: debahzted (618 days ago)

lol the fifth one sounds like it was said by christopher walken..

Heathrow prank

Airport tannoy mischief by Chris Morris and Paul Garner

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