Two guys have wasted their time at airports,
in this case, London’s Heathrow, by writing down strange
names and asking the airport Information Center to locate
these people by calling out their names on the airport’s
PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers
and record the results.
In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed
up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people
about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight
had landed.
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves,
so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note
with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the
Information Center.
After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as
airport security figured out what was going on. The last
recording is from Gatwick.
Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.
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Arheddis Varkenjaab
and Aywellbe Fayed
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I hate this fucking job, and I
will be fired
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Arhevbin Fayed
and Bybeiev Rhibodie
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I‘ve just been fired, and
bye-bye everybody
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Aynayda Pizaqvick
and Malexa Kriest
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I need a piss quick,
and my legs are crossed
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Awul Dasfilshabeda
and Nowaynayda Zheet
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Oo-ah, that feels better and now
I need a shit
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Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum
DeBahzted
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My colleague just farted,
and left the room, the bastard
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Steelaygot Maowenbach
and Tuka Piziniztee |
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Still, I got my own back
and took a piss in his tea |
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