This Week's Guest: Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, Iraqi Minister of Information
Dear Information Minister, I've been out of work for two months and the creditors are already threatening to repossess most of my belongings and my car. If I don't have a car I have no chance to find work. My life is spinning out of control and I just wonder when this nightmare will end. Thanks for any words of wisdom.
Desperate in North Dakota
Dearest Desperate, You are confusing yourself with someone else. The company you work for is strong and you are crushing your competitors. Those who approach your automobile to take it from you will be crushed by the large tires that are fully paid for and owned by you.
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, Iraqi Minister of Information