Difficult when drunk




Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

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Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

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Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

Nope, no more booze for me.

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

No kebab for me, thank you.

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

I'm not interested in fighting you.

Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.

Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.





Difficult when drunk

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

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