Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs. During the Neverland raid, police found class As, class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C.
Where's Michael going on holiday?
He's off to Tampa with the kids.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
"Excuse me, but you're in my son"
How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac?
They're both old meat between young buns
What does Michael hand round after dinner?
The under-eights
What does Jackson have in common with whisky?
They both come in small tots
Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony. Usually he just tosses them off.
What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common?
They both have boys briefs half-off
Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy.
"How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael.
Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"
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