Joel H. (revised)
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3 cans of beer in Fido's dog bowl: $2.
4 catnip-filled mice for Bobsie: $2.50.
Walking in on "the morning after": PRICELESS
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Eric .W. Craney
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Quick,smile. They still might think we're their parents.
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Cyberbob
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Damn that was good tequlia
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Mik
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But will you still respect me in the morning?....No, I will be chasing you up trees, but you gotta admire my honesty
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oxford united
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ahhhhhh its rolf harris dont bend over
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Indy4ever
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'It could be worse. She could be my sister.'
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Steve (sheffield)
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This bitch is pussy whipped
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jane
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i hate superglue
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Phill Langrish
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Its Not What It Looks Like
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hazza t
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av it
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BSB
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HEY! wait a minute.....your not a French Poodle!
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david bekam 30 spayn
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Chicken soop
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Galvo
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Oh no not the vet!!!!!!!!!!1
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kayla
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and they call it, puppy love. . . .
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MOUSEE
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Which Hole put into ???
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squeak
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no dont go in there....!!!!
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thats not right
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Joel H.
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The outcome of this experiment demonstrates Elvis Presley's "Love me Tender" has a universal effect.
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gordon
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do i look good in this? the shop keeper seemed 2 think so
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Jamie
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Oh no here comes trude mostue with that needle!!!
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deno d
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What are you doing Michael? Shhh Gavin. Just finish your beer. I just love little kits.
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Graeme
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Jerry had never liked it doggy style
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Peter G
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Dog: I'm dead sexy. Sexy man, sexy man.
Cat: Don't you dare fool me with that again.......
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Rob H
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Dog: I love recreating scenes from movies!
Cat: But did it have to be Last Tango in Paris?
Dog: Shut up and pass me the butter.
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Peachy
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Just goes to show - you can try to get it on with nice pussy - but they always look like dogs the following morning
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abc123
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Quick whilst there not looking!!
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Cutie Pie
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The Truth behind cats and dogs
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Luke P
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He always did like the more exotic breeds
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the rob
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Oh no they caught us! Our stereotype is ruined! Ruined!
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Vinny
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Feed The Bear!
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kyle
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shit this bitch wont leave me alone
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red
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lets never speak of this again
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ricky burns
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Super glue is something pet should just never play with.
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kyle
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DOG "my name is kyle"
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Avenger
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purrrr...Don't worry, I'm only using him for sex.
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That's Improbable
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Needless to say, 'Fido' and 'Mr Fluffy' were a little embarrassed upon discovering Fred the Budgie had decided to throw a surprise party. Mrs Fluffy was not amused.
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bill
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Whaaat.....like you never heard of jungle fever !
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Oooh Roger
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Ugly Bitch rubbing her pussy
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laura
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hes not heavy, hes my lover
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K-dog
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Who's your doggy daddy?
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unknown
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Gimme some big daddy!!!
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Jerh
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Ah!! I can explain this! Er... actually no i cant!!
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grint manthorpe
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I swear I was really drunk and I have never done this before
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natalie vanham
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dog: ARE OWNER IS AN IDIOT !!!! human: WHY DONT YOU HUG EACH OTHER MORE OFTEN cat :WHY DONT YOU BURN IN HELL
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ben
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That pic reminds me of an ex girlfriend lol
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Nick
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Oh, Romeo. Will our families understand?
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seagull
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MUM, DAD youre home early !!!
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GB
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...so what? its pussy isnt it?!
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Jack
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Damn, they caught us!
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DOG-They're still watching us . . .
Just act natural . . .
CAT-You call this natural?
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Dale
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Cat and dog get sewn together!
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jon
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yes, phuck me , Phuck me!
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Zak.H
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a very disturbing picture to all animals and humans
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gilmore st davids
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Dog: Bark on my tree
Cat : me how
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Jack Storey
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Hold me i'me scared
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Scag
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Wheres me glasses gone
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cankeredlamentations
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Doggy style!
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DarkHorse, Cullen
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Dont Move! They might see us! & we dont want that to happen!
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lizzt
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owwwwwwwwwwwwww that is so so cute BUT cats and dogs hate each other are they manicand
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David Edwards
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Cat:this is like so ming..urr GET OFF ME ....u minger...urhhhh!
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SqueakyCaptain
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They knew it would never work out,but they were determined anyhow
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dude
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Would never happen without the valium.
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dog:i like a bit off pussy cat:ohhhh big boy
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Tara
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Paws off, she's mine
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Heather
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so this is what Romoe and Juliet was about.
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Woof Woof
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I got me a little pussy!
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Don't judge us. We can't help who we fall for!! Now turn the light off, turn around and let us back to it!!
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RD
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The things i do for my master..!!
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So there!
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Bitches also love pussy
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rik
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who says opposites don't attract?!?
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mewdeeone
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Would somebody PLEASE catch that mouse???!!! We're not hittin' the floor 'til it's gone!
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ritta
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mail order bride
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rich m
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you said this was a PG film!!!!!
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mike
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Don't make us do this anymore!
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G
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Dog 'Maaan this sofa is really bumpy' Cat 'No your just sat on my cock, take it bitch'
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slippy
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Milo and Otis?! Secret Affair Revealed!
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DOF
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Oh shit sounds like the bitch is coming in the room
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MA
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But we seen you on the sofa!! It wasn't me
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Barry Bungspphlutt
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~EXPOSED~John Prescot Caught in Lewd Sex Act With Cherie Blaire. ~Tony says "I'll shove his two-jags up her a**e!". ~Cherie says "too late lover boy"
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No1Stez
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the cat FRED ASTARE and the dog GINGER ROGERS
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Johnny Brandie
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What? You've never needed a bit of pussy?
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owner:what the... dog:the jumped on me cat :i cant resist a huge 1 can i
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lil'd
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Are they having SEX ,if they are thats gust nasty, why would a dog & a cat be doing it !
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hehe
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hold me close baby
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pt
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Dogs wife-arrrggghhh u pig!!!
Dog-Its not what u think!!!
Cat-HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
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ad34
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well all i can say is ill be shitting my self if my ownsers saw that
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poo head
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AWW! there making kuppies! or pittens?
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steve
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AHHHHh thats cute i mean cmon, the way three wraped in love, i bet he isnt nice to kiss though, im not even gonna go there
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Ma Baby Love
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OI MUM WHATCHA DOIN CANT U SEE THAT I LIKE A BIT OF PUSSY IN MA SPARE TIME
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Owen Pardy
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Brad Pitt: Oh Crap! Someones looking.
Angalina jolie: so? i Wanna Be Famous! TAKE THAT BRADS OLD WIFE!
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super stu
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honey, you know you can stop now. you look shattered.
beleive me iv been trying but its stuck, just wont come out
ahh thatll explain your expression
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cass
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Just keep smiling... I could kill you with my thumb, you know....
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Barios
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I can explain EVERYTHING!
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cat: dont move they saw us
dog: i aint moveing "yeh thats the spot "
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maryc
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is that your bone i can feel or are you happy to see me
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nitro134
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just leave is alone.............for 5 more years
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Nick
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CAT-It started off as a small lump on my neck!!!
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Andy
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What!
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JON89
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yes, yes, cmon, work it for me baby! look at the camera. work the audience!
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steve
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hmm put on a little weight haven' u you honey!
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CallumW
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SUN Exclusive:
"Soapstar animals cought in illicit romp between takes"
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tomo
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dog:lets do doggy style plz!!
cat:no just carry on likin the pussy
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JW
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Finally a tight pussy!
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notty
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MMMMVvvvuuaa ..... i mean ... rowr .. grrrr ... ksss .. mmeeoooww
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Adam W
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oh no. they have a dado rail, OLD, get some nice buttermilk colour and some better sofa's oh no, living in the past. I mean how do the owners come home to that dump!
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JILL THOMPSON
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dog:i wanted to try doggy style but the wife disagreed i wonder why???????
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random
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does anyone no how to remove a pussy?
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webcam at stringfellows
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Nicke D.J
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pussied goes doggy style
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gangdas
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hello my love
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fishmish
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Dont worry ive got you!!!
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cph
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8 out of 10 cats prefer it
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oggy
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See? Internet dating can work!
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Cat: Only wanted some hard cock in me ;) No pussy for me
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chris dude rules
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when two become one!!! (big pile of fat that is)
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CIARAN
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YOU SAID THEY WOULDN'T BE BACK TILL 5
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But Mom and Dad do it...
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mick
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cat:DUDE get off me!!
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JON89
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How long did this take to set up?
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VICKY
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cat: we love eachother,.....no one can ave him is MINE!!!'
dog ' she dnt love me she loves my doggy syle!!'
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JON89
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The new velcro coats their owners had bought worked out better for the dog
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The Bosnian...
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Animals get desperat too! + a hole is a hole!
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oof
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Newsflash: The Bristol Catnapper has been caught red handed!
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noypi
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paris hilton and rick salomon sex video.
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Aww guys! Not on the couch please.
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M
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Punk'd!
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philster
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Bug off!!! Cant you see cat and I deserve a moment of privacy together
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kellaway
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Oh no i think they found us!
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Will
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scientists successfully create an adhesive that sticks anything. Cats + Dogs are sceptical.
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Adam W
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This is not so good this week
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phatbouy
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hey, if we inter-breed then everybody wins!
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big J
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I'm Feline a bit pissed.......
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the.i
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Felicty.....Winston.......How could you both deceive me so.....?
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CharlieBrown
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I told you playing with that velcro would end in tears
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paxo
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what a night!
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pick me em kcip
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Bread my pets, BREAD!!! Mu ha ha ha... With my army of Dats, I will rule the world Mu ha ha ha ha...
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Nicke D.J
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Bitch that need Pussy ( Prison style)
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y r we bein filmed??? we not a porn act??
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Ste
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a pies a pie when ur hungry
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Alan
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beer goggles
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God damn it
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Come here little puppy
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why are you taking so long to click that camera!!!!
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Mark-fox.co.uk
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well Doctor it started off as a wart on my dogs bollox!
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Brett walsall
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everyone loves a bit of pussy!!!
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This is why cats always run away from dogs! DodgiBob
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Odiestien
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NOT to sexy for his cat!
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Morb
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Fluffy...... Nooooooooooo!!!!!
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Jeff
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Tell the Moral Majority to take a whack at this!
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conmacieist
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there is a visine for that....
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tam
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Dont move a muscle, maybe they wont see us
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CaptainSqueaky
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Once the glue wears off I'm rippin his freakin face off!
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Shag my pussy
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"I cannot get it in" - "That is because I am a Tom Cat, take me from behind" - "Flip over then"
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Churchills Pet insurance!
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Oops! It's not what you're thinking....
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DarkHorse, Cullen
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Dont Move! They might see us! & we dont want to happen!
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ker
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CAT: kill me
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pete
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OH CRAP! there goes the erecti....I mean election.
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muzzer
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i thin i heard some thing!!!!!
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!!!!! GO AWAY!!!!
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Ruoff
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This is what happens when your best friend sets you up on a blind date.. What a dog
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