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Americans restore Iraq
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sam shone
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another beetle in macdonalds
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nige
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If you can just pull into parking bay numbr 1 your order should be ready in 2 hrs...
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Devildragon
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Sorry no Big macs today only mud-pies!!!
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CHAS
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR ORDER.......YOUR FOOD WILL BE READY...SOON AS I GET FINISHED TAKIN THIS SHIT
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Joel H.
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This McDonald's offers two types of shakes: The kind you get when you see the place and the kind you get when the food you ate flies out of both ends while you're gripping the crapper.
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Matt Janes
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So that's where the sign from the McDonalds on 42nd street went!
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Lee Keller
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you got to be kidding. the hamburglar is really the frito bandito.
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Dan
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The only bugs we got is our manager's car parked outside
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Voltron
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So thats what ronald mcdonald's house looks like!
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fthrud
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The new McVolkswagon corporate headquarters.
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torzie n frankie xx
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no1 vote 4 sam shone n michael skeath they r poofs
luv ya really...torz n rouse(frankie)
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Killer
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New branch of McDonalds opens in Manchester.
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Nobody intresting
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Mc Donald's opens new Drive-Thru in a sub-urb in Bagdad after the American army destroyed the last Kentucky Fried Chicken store.
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Adam S
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would you like flies with that?
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Andy J
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Although Sadam was hiding weapons of mass distruction he was pretty sure he had disguised the location well!!
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FORBIDDEN_TURKEY
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Old Chinese Prophecy say - "All great things come to those who wait". This is not one of them! Haha, haha, haha. *Chokes and dies on BigMac*
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adam.c
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first ever mcdonalds (from the ston age mmmmmmm dino meal)
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CKYidiot
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How can you tell if breakfast hours are over? You can't even afford the clock!
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no name
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so this is where all the live 8 donations are going Bob, 'well at least it keeps the flys off the locals'!!!!!!!!!!
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OkieFenOkie
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John decided to eat his burger in the Playland Funhouse room at the newest Mexican McDonalds to avoid puking in his car.
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Beanbag
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£2 a month buys a family tools to grow there own food and feed there family for years to come - but on the other hand for 50p you could have this..!
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StephenGrover
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Bacteria ina bun meal,Make it large
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Disko stu
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Macdonads has cleaned up its restaraunts for once!
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davey
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No discontinued car! You're goin the wrong way to find your old manufacturer!
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Brent
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"Prices and participation may vary"
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yido
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since the film 'super size me',McDonalds had to downsize dramatically
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nat
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its where it all began, the only thing that has changed is the appearance of the buildings the food still comes from here!!!
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George Bushtrimmer
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emmm.....lets just go to burger king
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Vanessa
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Wholy Shit........looks like were going to Wendy's kids.
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Matt Bromley
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Cleetus finally gets a drive through.
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phil yeo
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look! it's one of those new Mcdonalds crack houses
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Shane McBride
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why is my big mac running across the floor
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Devilinc
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Ya man, Buy a McWeed and get a free McRollie. 1 billion served man. Also get a 4:20 watch. Dude it says 4:20 all the time dude. Man I'm wasted.
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Jonse
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Now, Wayne Rooney no longer has to leave his Scouse home.
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samp.
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SaM p stole my name / ow yer can i have cheese burger plz
SIR THIS IS A HOTEL
MC D ONALDS
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Bert Mandrake
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They'll steal anything that ain't nailed down in Braintree
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Simon J
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Home of the McDonalds Value Range
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Zak
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The local McDonalds could do with a BIG face-lift! (So could the car)
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conor
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Would you like a rat with that?
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Brigid O'Sullivan
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I thought this was a drive-through?
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JON89
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One of the beatles was adamant he would open the new mcdonalds in kosovo
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jebus362
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the result of mcdonalds after the "super size me" show was broadcasted
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staz
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what a nail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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chris rox
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shitdonalds has always been this crap and only now are people starting to realise it the 1/4 pounders hav always been made by a scots mans balls. am macdonald
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Chief
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After driving past the only Macdonalds in Syria for the fourth time, Herbie had to admit he was lost
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andy m
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local paedophile trys to lure children to his house!!!!!
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dave
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MercedesAMG
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New McDonalds Pound Saver Restuarant Opened!
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Fellatio Rules.
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F*ck Me
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Benjo
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"Bakalakalaka."
"Bakalaka?"
"Bakalaka"
"Baka bakalaka. Bakalaka"
"Sorry, breakfasts have finished"
"Breakfasts have finished"
"Yes 5 minutes ago"
"Baka bakalaka. Bakalaka"
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Kx7
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Akbar had no end of grief after stealing the arches one night from his local McDs; but it was worth it just have people turn up late at night and hand him money in return for small bags full of wood
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panny
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Oi, where is the drive thought???
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SeanW
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I'll have a big mac, side of fries, and a kilo of coke please.
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DayveB
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Wad d'ya mean we've run out of gas!!!
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Galvo
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- 'Jerusalem Drive thru can I help?'
- 'I'll have a Mc Jesus and and large fries and a Christ Coke please'
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scot
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can i get a fork?
u can get a bj if u let me keep the change!
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sharmel
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outsourcing gone haywire
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SaM p.
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why do foreners allwayz steel our ideas, and that piece of shit next 2 it
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brownhairedbabe
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welcome to micdonalds dope how much crack would u like
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ME
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sorry we only do sad meals not happy ones here
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poohead
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macdonalds where suprised when the people of Kazikstan ASKED them to spit in thier burgers
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shane w
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yum smells good
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La Migra
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That Mc-e-dees looks pretty good compared to that horrible condition beatle, its obviously orange because of the rust and has no wheels.
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andy
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the money lost on healthy food and employees wages finally hit mcdonalds where it hurts
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student trophy from tequilla night out
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Disko stu
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who else thinks that torsie person needs to get over sam shone i think she loves him!!!!!!!
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jaki
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i'll have a double roadkill with some crunchy bits please mate.
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phil
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Look at the money the g8 summit raised, wow look at the hunger levels decrease
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Luinatar
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New Al qaeda training facility. Objective: infiltrate America as McDonalds employees
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Moz
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The corporate giant knows no bounds as it opens it first McHovel.
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toon
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matt
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soldiers in iraq get home comforts
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i no there chicken is free ranfge but jeees
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ClassMonster
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No I do not want a f*%king hot apple pie!!!!! It's 130 degrees!!
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acid
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Michael Jackson's latest attempt to lure kids....
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Singerbo
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Oh mate this burga tastes funny. YOU NOT FROM ROUND HERE R U BOY
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la
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Mc Donalds had a great idea of how to get rid of their BSE contaminated meat!
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craig byrne
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remember where i have parked the car darling!!!! right next to Mcdonalds.
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eboladude
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Mom, why is Ronald McDonald point that RPG at us?
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L
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Would you like e-coli with your burger?
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Yup, it's me again!
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Man in car: Good day, can you show me the way to McDonald's fast "FOOD RESTAURANT?"
Staff: ......Sir,....does our appearance not reflect the food we serve?
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Dave Gordon
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McDonalds real farm (Watch your meal live in the back yard!) We're Farmin It
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magnus
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dee big manager wazz very angree whenn thee beetlez escape from thee restaurant
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ben
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well atleast theres only one beattle on the outside!
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Isomaul
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McDonalds Inc's venture into the Latino market was going well till all their help keep swimming across the border.
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andy
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america plan to make the world be like themselves (fat)
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andyp
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That McDonalds can be found everywhere BUGS me!!
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Debbie McDonald!
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Why is the shortest queue always the longest?
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pat
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28IF
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Hannah
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The promotion of McDonalds in third world countries was all very well till they realised.....they ain't got no money!
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Cool Breeze
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I told you we should haved borrowed more money
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Joel from OZ
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Lindsay Lohan, after her latest drug fuelled escapade, steals Herbie, hightales it to Mexico and as usual gets the munchies.
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Samo
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Old MacDonalds farm
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julie brown
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im not lovin' it
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DAN THE SMOKE
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only in the USA
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bingo
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thats what they get for selling salads
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Beanbag
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"STAFF NEEDED - Please enquire within"
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tomjones
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thats no mcdonalds the old man living there just stole that sign
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kayla
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mcDonalds hillbilly style
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"Hi Would you like to try our new Third World Value Meal?"
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women walkes in: "if u fink uv got burgers chek out these":-p
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micky g
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can i have 2 macdonkey burgers please?
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craig
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elo how r u
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pmy008
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"Herbie goes to McDonalds" fails to impress audiences
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Brian
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Over 1 Billion Served.
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cocker
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Mcdonald's. Aint no salsa bar.
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Jolster
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Hey, even bin laden has to eat sometimes!
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Jay
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Would you like chitlins with that?
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pabster
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now serving the new CRAPPY meal
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Bored at work
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After a terrible Health & Safety report Mc Donalds Kazikstan was proud to announce the beetle infestation had been taken care and they were only using beetles for deliverys now...
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Do you have a internet connection here. NICK
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Zac boy
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Hello, welcome to McDonalds, Uxbridge. Give me your moner muverfuqer!!!
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philster
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In Camden (NJ), McDonalds serves you 24 hours a day
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this is where ronalds redneck rodeo clown cousin lives
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Conor
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"Daddy look what i found!!"
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James D
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This was not what they expected when they asked for food aid!
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noxian
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ooh.. poor..
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Howard
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Even after all the research was done they found that "super-sizing" WASN'T the way to go
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tom
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jackos new house
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the.i
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Welcome to Oceania! Happy new year! 2030 AD
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health and hygene came to call!!!
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Willis
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You should see the Burger King
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stu clee
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when asked what they would like for half time snacks the manchester utd team gave the team coach this picture and sat in silence!!!
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Sullivan
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"Hey, Mr. Johannson, do I put the raccoons in the secret sauce now or after its been sittin' in the sun for an hour?"
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craigmcshane2
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McDonalds, now in every country in thw world. In our 99p menu try our new ratburger.
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ad34
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this is a shit hole
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Toby
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shit
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juicylucy
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u call this a fast food resturant? i been waitin here 10 frickin years!! where the hell is my big mac?!
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WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WEED WITH THAT!
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Meg
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McShed
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Simon Anderson
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This is what happens when you stop taking the drugs !
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samp.
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hey bobby, watz the french 4 therz a dead rat in my burger.
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big man
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binlardens hiding place eating big macs
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lola
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"finally some high quality food"
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Emma
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how much does a big mac meal cost?
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Trayn Conductor
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I think i will get a Homeslice and a Mc Nugget.
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harry
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he's kol
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paul
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....we were walking through cambodia .....and around the corner..........f***me! is that a mc donalds!?!
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steve
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and now for all runaway criminals, finally a new mcdonalds in mexico. 24hours drive-thru, just make it quick if you don't want the cops to catch you.
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AJ
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"Shack Up" with some 'Nuggets at this location only. Get a free 1-hour room rental with every 5 visits.
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Rick
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No parking, i'm not going to eat here!
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MR T and Mr. X
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Who stole the blue-prints of the White House?
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B.G.L.F.G.S.
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drive through this!
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Matt c
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Mcdonalds just couldn't understand why their latest restaurant wasnt a hit
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bj
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restroom for paying customers only.
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Tazzmundo
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Mmmm, I'm shitting it!
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rosco n scotty perth
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scenic macdonalds, wait thats my dads car
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Ac
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McKids Rock Quarry in back.
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chod meister
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I quite like the new McDs, it makes my car look good.
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navin johnson
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kato kailins guest house at neverland ranch
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tro
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Mickey D's: Over 1 Billion Roaches Served
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Judge
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Boy, glad I found you, you should have seen the Unlucky Fried Kitten restaurant down the road ?.
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stephen delaney
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proof the economy slow down hits america. as mc donalds make cut backs
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john
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Micheal Jacksons new country retreat. the mcdonalds lure the kiddies..
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lee and kate
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no change their then
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Rosco
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US troops try to re-build Iraq
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Benno
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Typical. Just Typical
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