Actual headlines

1) Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2) Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

3) Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

4) Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

5) Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

6) Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

7) Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

8) Miners Refuse to Work After Death

9) Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

10) Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

11) Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

12) If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

13) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

14) Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

15) Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

16) Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

17) Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

18) Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

19) New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

20) Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors