What makes 100%?

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!

What makes 100%?

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Guest: minerva (yesterday)
Sir Deeth you are bullshit artist. I bet you dont even have the dick
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Guest (yesterday)
...i think the rest of you have missed the point of this...
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Guest: Sir Deeth (4 days ago)
SUCK MY COCK = 19+21+3+11+13+25+3+15+3+11 = 125% How interesting
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Guest (8 days ago)
So adding together these random strings of numbers generates results close to 100, how irrelevant.
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Guest: raynew (8 days ago)
What about zzzzz? 26+26+26+26+26 = 130%
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