Man walks into bedroom



Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

Wife replies, "I think you'll find, that is a sheep."

Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."



Man walks into bedroom

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