Shinchan
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Has anyone seen the ball??
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josh
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right boys first to 10 (a while later) wats the score 1-1 (a really long time later wats the score forgot ahhhhh well lads start again
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TEDS
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Sven's selection process was so gruelling that 3 of the contenders died, and 2 more only survived because he ran out of 50ps
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Joel H.
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At the end of the day, wrists were sore and nothing was gained. Next year's Nerd Convention will be cancelled in favor of masturbation where wrists are sore, but they have something to show for it.
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Offside!!
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n
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the good ol' 4-4-2
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C
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After months of collecting the parts, craftsmanship and gathering the country’s finest table footie players. Organisers realised the coin operated ball dispenser only took the old style 10p piece.
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The Unslim Shady
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I bet all these guy's still live with their parents!
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Milky
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Johnny fell asleep whilst his team battled for their first goal at the other end of the table.
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celtic in oz
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We're playing downhill in the second half
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Simon
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Has anyone got 20p?
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mcrickyc
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what is the point!!!!!!!
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LEGION
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The giants enjoyed there premiership barbeque...
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Peter Forediv
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1 hour and I still haven't kicked the ball!
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gemz
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can i play??
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hughesy
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one, two, three.... mexican wave!!!
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Paul C
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After losing 13-0, blue team regret putting man with gigantic silver head in goal.
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divvi the blade
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And Chelsea final found a way for all their stars to play
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Gordon
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Final Score : 27-16
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VooDoo
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hey player 355 that goal was yours
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Danny B
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the play is mostly in and around the midfield
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Bang
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so thats how football draft picks are decided, can't say i didnt see it comming though.
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Dom
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just minutes later the row over the blue team not putting the ball in straight got out of hand, many lost their lives to lightsabres, batmerangs and other cult memorabelia
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MAF
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"Ok, ok!...first team to 1 wins!"
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kenkannif
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this team really are the long ball specialists!
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Budgie
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He was offside ref.
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GEO BLOOD
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sven goran erickson has finally found the right formation for england
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Gayman
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they do know its not a barbecue right ?
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Big Ste
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"Let me get this straight... are you sure we should only be using one ball?"
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Bang
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pssst.. guys, if we win, lets do the wave!
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McD
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The Americxan football version of table football never really caught on
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Unnoticed
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There is 1 chick playing. I bet she is the red team's distraction.
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Twisted Buddha
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IKEA - what will they think of next?
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Paul Opinions Foster
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The reds fwlt very disadvantaged by the fact that their goal is 30º lower down than the blues.
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foxy
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Off side!
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wildecat
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GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!-!!
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bbq
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I never thought barbecueing's this much fun!
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jenny bear
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no. 46 playin on da left is over age by a day you're otta ere GAME OVER
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charlie
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Play with my balls, play with my balls, oh oh oh oh yeah, thats it, play with my balls. Oh i'll go and get you a towel.
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but mum, the games just gettin started
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daco
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omg! the ball! damn my wrists hurt! CRACK my wrist is broken but i scored a goal
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wako jacko
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defence defence!!!!!!
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Daniel
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who's centre back??
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s.
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The "ALL-TEXAS" Synchronised BBQ team warms up for tomorrow's big event.
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jongo
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has anyone found the ball yet
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Graham
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has beckham been red carded again?
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ADA
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Evidence of moral decay. Cheese used to motivate mice to the finish line. Now, slow mice suffer the gauntlet.
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cool jc
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if a football pitch is that long all teams would whant peter crouch
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KTD
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The only way to play Chelsea and win!
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dan
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a game of 2 halves or 7
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bob
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you would of thought one of them would of found the ball by now.
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dan_t
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any chance of a sub
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Lozzy
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Emile heskey feels left out as being the only english player in the world not selected for this match
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DAZZZZZZZZZZ
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DUDE WERE'S THE BALL
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mickeyrooney
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In the end, rather than having a european emmbassy - Politicians battled over foosball............-............... England lost.
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S King
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Technically, the game should of been over 3 hours ago, but no one wanted to settle with a tie.
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brad
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is that a streaker :O
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lmbs
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Joey and Chandler will be pissed they missed the event
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kim dunlap
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Living proof that drugs affect your mind!!
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MC
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Wait a minute!!! whats the score ?
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who won???
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Livingston Dell
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BREAKING NEWS: Steve McLaren selects starting 465 for game against Greece.
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camera
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Sorry mate, the kebab convention was last week
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Rouge
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ONE TWO?
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edd bayes
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"so what do we do with the dead mouse?"
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Adam W
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Does it only cost one 50p?
|
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Steve Powell (UK)
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Picture from the "Annual-Gullivers-Travels-Kebab-Revenge-fest" as the barbeque is about to be lit.
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Soltakr
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This sooo beats playing xbox
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Chesney B frm Manc
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And the midfield looks strong today. Nothing is getting past it
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Dom
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and god said make the table longer so as more people can play, and he saw that it was good
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sci-clone
|
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and here it is...
Penalty Shot
11 meters to goalkeeper...
|
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Kerry
|
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Go long!!
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Fiddy
|
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These guys have been working out their wrists for years.
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Bob H
|
|
This weeks Table Football Weekly magazines Spot The Ball competition was probably the hardest yet
|
|
ad34
|
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how long is the pitch?
|
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Jake R.
|
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Hey pass it down here!
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Theo C. From Oz
|
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At the annual foozball convention, players felt a sense of comfort. All 24 of them.
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|
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Vegas style gambling didn't really take off in Austria....
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Adam w
|
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How many balls are there ?
|
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Bill
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Insomniac headquarters
|
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andrew
|
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yaaaaay i scored!!!!... No you didnt i did!!!..... No it was me
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Mick Dundee
|
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Every 'man' for himself!!!!!
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Prae
|
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only with this many players could David Beckham stop making england more crap than usual.
|
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JON89
|
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once again fat jim was forced to sit at the side and play linesman
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|
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The world's first 'footie n sushi' night was off to a flying start
|
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MaxIrl
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Watch your balls!
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russ
|
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I wouldn't want to be the poor bastard who has to ref this match!!
|
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The fool on the hill
|
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Its the old tactic... 1-3-4-4-4-4-2
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Prionsias O'Canain
|
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C'mon lads, we're holdin our own here !!
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chelseas unfair advantage paying dividens
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this is the closest they'll ever get to winning
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S1M0N
|
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FORGET SVEN,HIRE THESE BUGGERS!!
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John Pullen
|
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There was several hours of wrist giggling before anyone admitted they had no balls!
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dan
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on ya head son
|
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phat b
|
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talk bout pitch invasion
|
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john smith
|
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i think thst guy at the end of the table is playing footsie with me.
|
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scottyni
|
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on ma heed john.....
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evans
|
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after much fuss at the game 3 players were sent off
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Nobody move! My f**king glasses fell off!!
|
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Katie ward
|
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GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
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katie ward
|
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oh for the love of puppie's would u pass me the fu***** ball
|
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alchu
|
|
simulating real football, they make a table to include pitch invasions
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aaa
|
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come on lads it gets dark soon
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Tommy Twinkle Toes
|
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Rite you 37 play foward and the other 44 defend
|
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maddavers
|
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with love from the guys at "bloodysadwaystospe-ndaweekend.com"
|
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dvd
|
|
of course---the classic 4-4-4-4-4-4-4-3-3-5-3-4-3-4-3-5-3-4-6 formation, the red team really are cunning football strategists
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shotgunchadb
|
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so wots the score?
|
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nameless
|
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rite lads, our game stratergy is 3,5,3,4,4,5,3,2,4,5,-5,2,2, ok, rite lets go and win this!
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secretsanta
|
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so this is how the england team decide who has to go and get more nachos
|
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john roddy
|
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formation is..?
|
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Paul C
|
|
Initially the "no spinning" rule seemed unenforceable. However, organisers say the situation improved immeasurably after women were banned.
|
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will
|
|
Even the world's longest table football table still can't make up for the fact that all of these people are just too lazy to play the real game.
|
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ladytunster
|
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Life before Viagra
|
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tom
|
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after 20years the game is still 15-15!
|
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stupid
|
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All these players and still England cannot win
|
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marianne b.
|
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former congresspeople doing
something good for a change.
|
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Nosejam
|
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Just imagine how dissapointed you would be if you didn't get a game
|
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anakin skywalker
|
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so were are my balls again. with your wife.okay
|
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Prevell
|
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The kept looking hard but still they couldn't find the ref.
|
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Max Irl
|
|
Its the frst time ever the International Fussball Convention and co-operated with the Snake Charmers Society in nearly two hundred years.....
|
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Injury Time
|
|
The Dalek the end was sulking that he wasn't picked...but knew he was the only one NOT going to be exterminated after extra time!
|
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Erg
|
|
50 man Foozball
5 pissheads in a pub on a good day think it up and another 45 nerds with way too much time on their hands play it.
|
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drew
|
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Why are we doing this again??
|
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some dude
|
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at the end of the day they may have had wrist aches but its not for he reasont heir wives thought it was
|
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|
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oh holy crap! There is'nt a ball
|
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callumg
|
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The ref had often beeb overruled
|
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pete
|
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oi rong handle
|
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simbastyles
|
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so thats where sven got his tatics
|
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gl shultz
|
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'what is that thing doing in there?"
|
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Kram krats
|
|
Fifa 06 on the X-box live!
|
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Chrislyn
|
|
What happens when every one really has to play
|
|
pauljerome
|
|
Sceptics thought the silver ball would be too big
|
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simon
|
|
a long game
|
|
Ben Dover
|
|
The biggest thing to hit Bumf**k, Idaho in the 20th century
|
|
nagoosh
|
|
So this is how world politics are really decided!
|
|
graham
|
|
once again the guinea pig spit roast was a huge success
|
|
everton fan
|
|
peter crouch has got more chance of scoring than they have!!
|
|
The Doctor
|
|
The little mens marathon start
|
|
Big T
|
|
aaaaaaa those were the days of fussball i mean.. wat?
|
|
Barney
|
|
The world kebab grilling contest was really hotting up
|
|
jw
|
|
OH MY GOD you forgot to install the nets
|
|
danny jf
|
|
more sad duckers than you can shake a table at !
|
|
confused
|
|
turn them kebabs like you were playing table football! and the players will be fed on kebabs!
|
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shotgunchadb
|
|
.... so thats the offside rule. who dosent understand? 1,2,3,4,5,6... forget it just play first to 100
|
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KingLouis
|
|
A bit over-board on the midfielders i think...
|
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Ed V
|
|
Homo sapiens, asexual variety
|
|
Neil Gallagher
|
|
No Spinning aloud
|
|
coach
|
|
Waadya mean we have to many men on the field!!
|
|
Lee
|
|
The red's employed a diamond formation but it failed horribly.
|
|
Beetlejuice
|
|
All those guys and collectively, what have they got? - One ball!
|
|
middigit
|
|
Theres balls all over pitch - this autoball replacement has got a lot to answer for
|
|
wee Bob
|
|
The good old 44 44 22 formation
|
|
Robin
|
|
Giant grill for summer bbq big succes!!!!
|
|
alex rider
|
|
pass to the red one hes up front
|
|
master-bastion-man
|
|
ahhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh-hhhhhhaaaaaah
|
|
jk
|
|
Next week, thumb wrestiing tournament.
|
|
Max Irl
|
|
Vee like to play vit ze lilltle men its such a pity zey don't have brains vee could mess vit zeir mindz then also....Hans
|
|
Alex
|
|
Oli frantically scrambled under the table, trying to suck every player's dick before the first goal went in...
|
|
dark monarchy
|
|
will someone PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD pass me the fu***** salt
|
|
bob
|
|
they'll never guess where i hid it!
|
|
bizenya
|
|
In the Winamp tent next door, fewer people died of chronic hand blisters
|
|
Elton John
|
|
"Okay you hold my rod while I take out the ball!"
|
|
Theo C. from Oz
|
|
Australia couldn't let it go and demanded a rematch against Italy.
|
|
hehehe
|
|
i think this is a long game
|
|
Paul C
|
|
Moments before detonation, photo captures table-football purist armed with rucksack blending into the scene.
|
|
big bad john
|
|
Latest food craze! Kebabs in milk, mmmmmmmmmm
|
|
C.W.H
|
|
"Pass it over here. I'm open!"
|
|
prepaq22
|
|
"Left wing, left wing!!"
|
|
Ol
|
|
Meanwhile at the "Worlds largest pub games championships"... nobody seemed to notice that the table football semi-final was to be boycoted by those bitter and twisted pinballers...
|
|
Crug
|
|
So what formation we going for lads?
|
|
Ray C
|
|
The streaker arrived with his big pole
|
|
|
|
Handball ref. Who is ref?
|
|
|
|
GOAL!!!
|
|
Romeo
|
|
England's poor performance explained by Sven's indoor training program
|
|
Adam W
|
|
Whats the point, why not just have more than one table if there is heavy demand, it would surely be more cost effective than this obsenity.
|
|
Mike Rodriguez
|
|
Pointless!!
|
|
|
|
If you told an American this was a real premiership game, they would believe you!!
|
|
Holly
|
|
Communication was the down fall of both sides!!
|
|
Gav
|
|
The new adjustments to the foozeball ball conveyor belt went down well in the sweatshop...
|
|
basetballjones
|
|
omfg you F***king HAX!! Im #1 on T4h Server!!1
|
|
Charlotte
|
|
I FOUND THE BALL ...... YAY
|
|
Mike
|
|
Roman Abramovich throws his wallett at the table football game
|
|
peak-english
|
|
Is it my turn yet?
|
|
|
|
pass it to me!
|
|
TB
|
|
22 two men on the job, no running about, no muddy boots to clean, perfect!
|
|
alex
|
|
15-1
|
|
Dutchie
|
|
I wonder who's the ref in this game...
|
|
ALEX
|
|
STREAKER!!!!!
|
|
soph
|
|
where is the godd dam ball?!
|
|
Luke mcintyre
|
|
eeeer sven are you sure this ois legal?
|
|
Otis
|
|
"Is it just me or does this suck?"
|
|
|
|
Is it table line dancing?
|
|
AD34
|
|
GOAL SCORED BY PLASTIC DUDE
|
|
jill tomo lvs aston
|
|
goalie: looks like i am gunna av a clean sheet is my 33 players in midfield keep playing as they are
|
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|
|
cheese is goood for you even with coconut!
|
|
bazzacfc
|
|
however they try.They just couldn't get the shish kebabs right
|
|
adam bride
|
|
the coreographers for the new river dance began to put there dream into fruition ......
|
|
|
|
"right lads time for a pint " said the dumb 13itch after the looong game
|
|
Nick
|
|
WOnder how long this'll last before there's a kickoff?!
|
|
bobo
|
|
at last a game ronaldo cant cheat at
|
|
Jayish
|
|
Beckhams new team mates
|
|
malc
|
|
someone put the ball in
|
|
jimbo
|
|
Only another 60 players to put on their boots, then we can start tme match
|
|
Jim Ireland
|
|
Maybe we could arrange for Brian Kerr to manage this team. Might be better than the one he had.
|
|
Rubbish
|
|
he's here, he's there, he's every fockinwhere. table football man, table football man.
|
|
walshy
|
|
'NO SPINNING!'
|
|
Nicole B
|
|
Redneck Feeding Trough
|
|
nonelikeme
|
|
Talk about football craze man..
|
|
pete
|
|
scotland startin line up and still dint qualify
|
|
sam
|
|
testing the new 3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3 formation
|
|
Kage
|
|
The Krypton factor returned with a bang!
|
|
C.S
|
|
right lads let's play the long ball tactic!!
|
|
RDL
|
|
I heard "W" will talk about the Karl Rove situation if anybody gets 11 consecutive goals.
|
|
Oli
|
|
Reality TV takes it's last gasping breath...
|
|
bishops-finger
|
|
So much knob twiddling, even Jordan would blush.
|
|
nick, skull, whatev
|
|
no, you idiot, u passed to the other team! Me? Im ON the other team dumbass!
|
|
Caladon
|
|
Everyone had thought the big silver football was a good ideas, until they realised it wouldn't fit under the bars
|
|
rfger
|
|
what an event.
|
|
cmw
|
|
hay frank is that your hand under the table
|
|
Mik
|
|
What a poor excuse for a left back, get Cole in!
|
|
Baz
|
|
Wait a minute, this isn't a urinal....
|
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|
|
we should get some REAL exercise
|
|
adi
|
|
Hope sven doesn't see this one
|
|
Spahni
|
|
playing soccer with your friends, pricless!!!
|
|
sam
|
|
the school for the blind wanted everyone to have a fair chance
|
|
TallTom
|
|
If we could control Beckham on one of these poles he might not miss the penalties.
|
|
tom
|
|
all of the players are left bewildered, staring at the table, as the ball mysteriously floats to the roof
|
|
Hamlet Hamster
|
|
Sweatshop for tourists.
|
|
Will Floyd
|
|
1-0
|
|
Lozzy
|
|
It was a game of possesion....
|
|
GEO
|
|
new pictures are released of american soilders forcing iraqi prisoners to play football
|
|
Manc Hater
|
|
Sir Alex F. - "Heres the formation this week lads"
|
|
Andy I.
|
|
The rules for the 2005 Egg race were simple, get the egg across the room, past the last man, and into the roof of the net.
|
|
hein
|
|
garbage-mens on strike again, who needs work anyway when you've got a footiegame for the whole departement....
|
|
white knife
|
|
Brought it in me volvo
|
|
|
|
"Yo john i don't think its big enough" "Yeah your right we could you some more players lets go ask abromovich for some money
|
|
stupid
|
|
All these players and stil Everton cannot win
|
|
Bluemonkey
|
|
The americans being used to 50 men teams couldnt figure out how to make substitutions
|
|
Crafty
|
|
It took them half an hour to get one group a score and another half hour to find it.
|
|
J
|
|
I pity the water boy...I am parched and he is at the ar goal mouth.
|
|
weavin
|
|
They would all have numbers... but the shirt company can only count to 600
|
|
poppa pete
|
|
it was end to end stuff not#
|
|
Peter M
|
|
The Olympics introduce two new sports for the London Games - table football and holding your breath (not pictured).
|
|
Stu
|
|
Where the hell is the ball?
|
|
Jim again
|
|
I cant bloody see....did he score or not?
|
|
DaVee
|
|
Since no one could decide on the first two players.....
|
|
cogsworth
|
|
And the game slowly deteriorated as the beer in the keg ran low
|
|
david williams
|
|
another one of svens friendly selections
|
|
brian
|
|
not a four four two formation then!
|
|
Mike G
|
|
"My kebab is almost done, how's yours!"
|
|
andy boy
|
|
go long!!!!!!!
|
|
Mongoose
|
|
Bloody hard work this for the Midfield General!
|
|
liam
|
|
i said shoot dammit!!!
|
|
willsta
|
|
The after match shower was fun for "Ball Boy"
|
|
C
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the man running along in black is the linesman hes nackered after two minutes
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Monica
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Do you see our balls? We Cant.
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Brenngun
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Over 'ere son on me head
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nathan F
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finaly sombody asks "where's the ball"
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It's table olympic swimming.
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Bradd
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Added time multiball!!!!!!!!!!!
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Adam
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After three hours of shuffling around they finally managed to swap sides...
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