josh
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right boys first to 10 (a while later) wats the score 1-1 (a really long time later wats the score forgot ahhhhh well lads start again
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Shinchan
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Has anyone seen the ball??
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TEDS
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Sven's selection process was so gruelling that 3 of the contenders died, and 2 more only survived because he ran out of 50ps
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Joel H.
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At the end of the day, wrists were sore and nothing was gained. Next year's Nerd Convention will be cancelled in favor of masturbation where wrists are sore, but they have something to show for it.
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Offside!!
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n
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the good ol' 4-4-2
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C
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After months of collecting the parts, craftsmanship and gathering the country’s finest table footie players. Organisers realised the coin operated ball dispenser only took the old style 10p piece.
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The Unslim Shady
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I bet all these guy's still live with their parents!
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celtic in oz
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We're playing downhill in the second half
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Milky
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Johnny fell asleep whilst his team battled for their first goal at the other end of the table.
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Simon
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Has anyone got 20p?
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mcrickyc
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what is the point!!!!!!!
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Paul C
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After losing 13-0, blue team regret putting man with gigantic silver head in goal.
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LEGION
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The giants enjoyed there premiership barbeque...
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hughesy
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one, two, three.... mexican wave!!!
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Dom
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just minutes later the row over the blue team not putting the ball in straight got out of hand, many lost their lives to lightsabres, batmerangs and other cult memorabelia
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divvi the blade
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And Chelsea final found a way for all their stars to play
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VooDoo
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hey player 355 that goal was yours
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bbq
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I never thought barbecueing's this much fun!
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Unnoticed
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There is 1 chick playing. I bet she is the red team's distraction.
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but mum, the games just gettin started
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MAF
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"Ok, ok!...first team to 1 wins!"
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gemz
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can i play??
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wildecat
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GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!-!!
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jenny bear
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no. 46 playin on da left is over age by a day you're otta ere GAME OVER
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Twisted Buddha
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IKEA - what will they think of next?
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Peter Forediv
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1 hour and I still haven't kicked the ball!
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Budgie
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He was offside ref.
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Danny B
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the play is mostly in and around the midfield
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Bang
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pssst.. guys, if we win, lets do the wave!
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kenkannif
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this team really are the long ball specialists!
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Gordon
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Final Score : 27-16
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McD
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The Americxan football version of table football never really caught on
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edd bayes
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"so what do we do with the dead mouse?"
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Bang
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so thats how football draft picks are decided, can't say i didnt see it comming though.
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Graham
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has beckham been red carded again?
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daco
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omg! the ball! damn my wrists hurt! CRACK my wrist is broken but i scored a goal
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Theo C. From Oz
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At the annual foozball convention, players felt a sense of comfort. All 24 of them.
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Paul Opinions Foster
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The reds fwlt very disadvantaged by the fact that their goal is 30º lower down than the blues.
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wako jacko
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defence defence!!!!!!
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Livingston Dell
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BREAKING NEWS: Steve McLaren selects starting 465 for game against Greece.
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Gayman
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they do know its not a barbecue right ?
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ADA
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Evidence of moral decay. Cheese used to motivate mice to the finish line. Now, slow mice suffer the gauntlet.
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Lozzy
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Emile heskey feels left out as being the only english player in the world not selected for this match
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DAZZZZZZZZZZ
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DUDE WERE'S THE BALL
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foxy
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Off side!
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bob
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you would of thought one of them would of found the ball by now.
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mickeyrooney
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In the end, rather than having a european emmbassy - Politicians battled over foosball............-............... England lost.
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Fiddy
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These guys have been working out their wrists for years.
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GEO BLOOD
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sven goran erickson has finally found the right formation for england
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charlie
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Play with my balls, play with my balls, oh oh oh oh yeah, thats it, play with my balls. Oh i'll go and get you a towel.
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kim dunlap
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Living proof that drugs affect your mind!!
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alchu
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simulating real football, they make a table to include pitch invasions
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Chesney B frm Manc
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And the midfield looks strong today. Nothing is getting past it
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drew
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Why are we doing this again??
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bob
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they'll never guess where i hid it!
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cool jc
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if a football pitch is that long all teams would whant peter crouch
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Daniel
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who's centre back??
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s.
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The "ALL-TEXAS" Synchronised BBQ team warms up for tomorrow's big event.
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dan
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a game of 2 halves or 7
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lmbs
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Joey and Chandler will be pissed they missed the event
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Vegas style gambling didn't really take off in Austria....
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Steve Powell (UK)
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Picture from the "Annual-Gullivers-Travels-Kebab-Revenge-fest" as the barbeque is about to be lit.
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Prae
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only with this many players could David Beckham stop making england more crap than usual.
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stupid
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All these players and still England cannot win
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Bob H
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This weeks Table Football Weekly magazines Spot The Ball competition was probably the hardest yet
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andrew
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yaaaaay i scored!!!!... No you didnt i did!!!..... No it was me
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ad34
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how long is the pitch?
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brad
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is that a streaker :O
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KTD
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The only way to play Chelsea and win!
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scottyni
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on ma heed john.....
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ladytunster
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Life before Viagra
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Adam W
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Does it only cost one 50p?
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Big Ste
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"Let me get this straight... are you sure we should only be using one ball?"
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marianne b.
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former congresspeople doing
something good for a change.
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confused
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turn them kebabs like you were playing table football! and the players will be fed on kebabs!
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Adam w
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How many balls are there ?
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jongo
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has anyone found the ball yet
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some dude
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at the end of the day they may have had wrist aches but its not for he reasont heir wives thought it was
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shotgunchadb
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so wots the score?
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MaxIrl
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Watch your balls!
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jk
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Next week, thumb wrestiing tournament.
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nagoosh
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So this is how world politics are really decided!
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who won???
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oh holy crap! There is'nt a ball
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S King
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Technically, the game should of been over 3 hours ago, but no one wanted to settle with a tie.
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Ol
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Meanwhile at the "Worlds largest pub games championships"... nobody seemed to notice that the table football semi-final was to be boycoted by those bitter and twisted pinballers...
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camera
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Sorry mate, the kebab convention was last week
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Chrislyn
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What happens when every one really has to play
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bizenya
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In the Winamp tent next door, fewer people died of chronic hand blisters
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S1M0N
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FORGET SVEN,HIRE THESE BUGGERS!!
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dan_t
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any chance of a sub
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Erg
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50 man Foozball
5 pissheads in a pub on a good day think it up and another 45 nerds with way too much time on their hands play it.
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Kerry
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Go long!!
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secretsanta
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so this is how the england team decide who has to go and get more nachos
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The world's first 'footie n sushi' night was off to a flying start
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john roddy
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formation is..?
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evans
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after much fuss at the game 3 players were sent off
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callumg
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The ref had often beeb overruled
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jw
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OH MY GOD you forgot to install the nets
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nameless
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rite lads, our game stratergy is 3,5,3,4,4,5,3,2,4,5,-5,2,2, ok, rite lets go and win this!
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The Doctor
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The little mens marathon start
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dvd
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of course---the classic 4-4-4-4-4-4-4-3-3-5-3-4-3-4-3-5-3-4-6 formation, the red team really are cunning football strategists
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Soltakr
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This sooo beats playing xbox
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Prionsias O'Canain
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C'mon lads, we're holdin our own here !!
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MC
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Wait a minute!!! whats the score ?
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Dom
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and god said make the table longer so as more people can play, and he saw that it was good
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danny jf
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more sad duckers than you can shake a table at !
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GOAL!!!
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Paul C
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Initially the "no spinning" rule seemed unenforceable. However, organisers say the situation improved immeasurably after women were banned.
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Bill
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Insomniac headquarters
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JON89
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once again fat jim was forced to sit at the side and play linesman
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Ed V
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Homo sapiens, asexual variety
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Paul C
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Moments before detonation, photo captures table-football purist armed with rucksack blending into the scene.
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John Pullen
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There was several hours of wrist giggling before anyone admitted they had no balls!
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Romeo
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England's poor performance explained by Sven's indoor training program
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maddavers
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with love from the guys at "bloodysadwaystospe-ndaweekend.com"
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Injury Time
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The Dalek the end was sulking that he wasn't picked...but knew he was the only one NOT going to be exterminated after extra time!
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KingLouis
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A bit over-board on the midfielders i think...
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Ben Dover
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The biggest thing to hit Bumf**k, Idaho in the 20th century
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Rouge
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ONE TWO?
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Neil Gallagher
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No Spinning aloud
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sci-clone
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and here it is...
Penalty Shot
11 meters to goalkeeper...
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middigit
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Theres balls all over pitch - this autoball replacement has got a lot to answer for
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Nobody move! My f**king glasses fell off!!
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john smith
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i think thst guy at the end of the table is playing footsie with me.
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this is the closest they'll ever get to winning
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Alex
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Oli frantically scrambled under the table, trying to suck every player's dick before the first goal went in...
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The fool on the hill
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Its the old tactic... 1-3-4-4-4-4-2
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Katie ward
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GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mick Dundee
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Every 'man' for himself!!!!!
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shotgunchadb
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.... so thats the offside rule. who dosent understand? 1,2,3,4,5,6... forget it just play first to 100
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russ
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I wouldn't want to be the poor bastard who has to ref this match!!
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coach
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Waadya mean we have to many men on the field!!
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bishops-finger
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So much knob twiddling, even Jordan would blush.
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soph
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where is the godd dam ball?!
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Mike Rodriguez
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Pointless!!
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dark monarchy
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will someone PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD pass me the fu***** salt
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tom
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after 20years the game is still 15-15!
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Tommy Twinkle Toes
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Rite you 37 play foward and the other 44 defend
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katie ward
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oh for the love of puppie's would u pass me the fu***** ball
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Ray C
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The streaker arrived with his big pole
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Prevell
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The kept looking hard but still they couldn't find the ref.
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pete
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oi rong handle
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prepaq22
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"Left wing, left wing!!"
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Jake R.
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Hey pass it down here!
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Luke mcintyre
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eeeer sven are you sure this ois legal?
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phat b
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talk bout pitch invasion
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Beetlejuice
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All those guys and collectively, what have they got? - One ball!
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graham
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once again the guinea pig spit roast was a huge success
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Big T
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aaaaaaa those were the days of fussball i mean.. wat?
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everton fan
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peter crouch has got more chance of scoring than they have!!
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simbastyles
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so thats where sven got his tatics
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If you told an American this was a real premiership game, they would believe you!!
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Lee
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The red's employed a diamond formation but it failed horribly.
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Otis
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"Is it just me or does this suck?" |
