Customer to shopkeeper... Worcester Sauce please mate. Sorry can't its off the shelves, cancer scare. Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings? Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare Hamburger Relish? Cancer scare Sausage and Mash? Cancer scare Cottage Pie? Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare. So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare? Yup. Geez, that's crazy, just give me a packet of fags then. Nae bother £4.75 please.
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