Classes for men

CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS. SIGN-UP BELOW

*Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants only.

Topic 1 - The benefits of asking for directions when lost in an unknown area. Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: How to replace the finished roll with a new one and why this is more effective than simply using the new roll straight from the plastic package. Round table discussion.

Topic 3 - The advantages of remembering relative's birthdays and then being able to select socially acceptable birthday cards for that relative.

Group discussion includes:
'Vulgar Singing Cards',
'Nude/Semi-nude Pictures on Cards',
'Over/Under estimating age of relative'

All discussions will look further into the adverse effects on your short and long term health when the above are not adhered to.

Topic 4 - Fundamental benefits of not watching every away game and attending every home game. Explanatory graphics including before and after pictures of success stories.

Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and cutlery: Why dishwashers are the saviours of mankind. Examples on video.

Topic 6 - How to use a washing machine and oven. Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7 - Learning how to find things rather than buying a replacement as soon as you realise its missing. Open Forum.

Topic 8 - Physical fitness: how to walk or cycle rather than taking the car to the local corner shop. Graphics and group exercises.

Topic 9 - Map reading and cooperation skills development classes. Group workshop.

Topic 10 ÐMarriage; the mystery revealed. Life simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning to live: Why childbirth is really really all your fault!
Online class and role-playing.

Topic 12 - How to walk into a shop. Time and energy saving tips. (Including development of Topic 10, Marriage Ð rules for maintaining a healthy relationship).

Topic 13 - How to use the phone. Group therapy and role-play.

Topic 14 - What is the point of beer? It tastes really bad and makes you fall over and throw up, not to mention the morning after!

Case studies and video references including:
'What have I done?'
'Who have I done?' and
'My Head is Done In!'

Topic 15 - Gadget salesmen tactics Ð Do you really need another spanner/ hammer/ extension cable for the computer/ power sander/ set of 150 different sized screws (and many more) they will simply sit in the cupboard gathering dust.

Conference includes envisaging the money leaving your wallet as you open the door to the salesman.

Topic 16 - (Advanced class) - "Relationships and Women: revealed"

Classes commence at 8pm, followed by a relaxed group B*NGE before returning to your missus, for anyone who's interested.

The following forms of payment are accepted for the course:
¥ Cash saved for girlfriend's birthday present
¥ Cheque meant for fiancŽ's wedding dress
¥ Credit card saved for anniversary presents for wife

The course is cheaper than the average season ticket.