Metro Radio "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

New Zealand Rugby Commentator "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator "And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

And finally from a newsroom...
A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"

Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too,
because they were laughing so hard!