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Vote up   Vote down  Joel H.
Moses patiently waited for God to give him one last command. Unfortunately, Moses removed them just before God could say "Take that stupid thing off your head!"
Vote up   Vote down  Gareth T
Nigel had finally found a device that proved to his wife that he was listening and not watching the footy instead.
Vote up   Vote down  TEDS
Unfortunately for Alan the test of his new device came to an abrupt and tragic end when a brass band came past unexpectedly
Vote up   Vote down  ..:::~*CR@ZE*~:::..
Now we know who the town busy body is!
Vote up   Vote down  Gareth T
"Hang on, is that the milkman I can hear banging my wife?!"
Vote up   Vote down  paxo
f**cking ebay!
Vote up   Vote down  Hugh G Reckshun
Introducing the latest cool innovation from Cambridge: The Sinclair C5 innocuious Stereo system, available in a choice of colours - Go on dare to be noticed - Only £199 + VAT (C5 not included).
Vote up   Vote down  rich
you've got them on the wrong way round you twat!
Vote up   Vote down  mesobe
Homeland Security's newest weapon against terrorism. "It is innovations like these that make freedom possible." President Bush said yesterday.
Vote up   Vote down  Krish
The PC version of Apples iPod
Vote up   Vote down  Joel H. (revised)
Dr. John Nippleton finally figured out a way to give a mamogram to the 50' woman. He claims he give her a cardio exam at the same time.
Vote up   Vote down  DMBandit
See,I told you I had magic powers..watch me pass right through this Victorian speaker system...
Vote up   Vote down  Mick H, Margate UK
Vorsprung durch Technic...
Vote up   Vote down  Dan
Does my bum look big in this
Vote up   Vote down  whatson
sinclair mp3 player
Vote up   Vote down  trickybitch
the zimmerframe for the hard of hearing
Vote up   Vote down  casper 90
"No matter how large you make them George people will still notice your hair."
Vote up   Vote down  emoo5e
See I told you music came from my ears.....tra la la la la
Vote up   Vote down  Sbeedy
introducing... The loudest pedestrian horn money can buy!
Vote up   Vote down  unknown
Well, the milker is ready, now where's that giant cow gone?
Vote up   Vote down  Deadlock
Hunny.. Darling.. I told you i could create a machine for hearing mice Fart
Vote up   Vote down  Murpho
you know what they say about a man with big ears.... :)
Vote up   Vote down  Fruit loop 1973
No need to shout, i'm not deaf!
Vote up   Vote down  Rob
all i can say is it went BANG!
Vote up   Vote down  slainte mhath
hmmm… so it's iTunes compatible, yes?
Vote up   Vote down  chr15
mikey mouse eat ur heart out
Vote up   Vote down  stu
hey look at my big hooters
Vote up   Vote down  Captin West
Madonna's Doctor is Very Small!
Vote up   Vote down  Rach
Pardon?
Vote up   Vote down  da G man
Bill knew his new iPod headphones meant he wouldn't get mugged
Vote up   Vote down  Paul Laidlaw
Disney loses it's way as they attempt to come up with an answer to Pixar's superior CGI films.
Vote up   Vote down  Vesper
Theyve gone all out this year to make hearing aids. They Just found out that you can hear better, But they forgot of the word mobile
Vote up   Vote down  Andrew
You'll have to speak up, i'm not wearing any pants!
Vote up   Vote down  Help!
Help!
Vote up   Vote down  TEDS
Gavin felt that the doctors assurances of his new prosthetic ears being "uncannily realistic" was a tad over optimistic.
Vote up   Vote down  Jon Gallagher
Now are you sure they match my tie ?
Vote up   Vote down  Sean
wat u doin with that megaphone?
Vote up   Vote down  CHAN CHAN MAN
"the lastest invention from NASA...the Discovery Shuttle Repair kit"...."BOLD GUY SOLD SEPARATELY
Vote up   Vote down  Jardine
"I said PISS OFF!"
Vote up   Vote down  byrne
does my arse look big in this
Vote up   Vote down  SLACKY
I CAN HEAR THE SEASIDE
Vote up   Vote down  Pedro Kerr
So this is the standard hearing aid the NHS supply?
Vote up   Vote down  jbb
Hey Rocky! watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Vote up   Vote down  Albert Einstein
Big ears
Vote up   Vote down  Matty Connolly
Carlsberg dont make hearing aids, but if they did, they'd probably be the best hearing aids in the world
Vote up   Vote down  Stephen
Last time i go to the NHS for a hearing aid!!!
Vote up   Vote down  Howdy from Area 52
SETI - The early years.
Vote up   Vote down  MADMANC
SPEAKER LITTLE LOUDER
Vote up   Vote down  owned
i STILL cant hear why someone would listen to rap
Vote up   Vote down  guiche
mega earphones
Vote up   Vote down  TRK
Brian's "HOOTER" invention never made it past the Pat Pending office. Patent's Office reply, " Giant Hooters will never sell!"
Vote up   Vote down  Dave Keenan
Pyle! I can't hear you!
Vote up   Vote down  Eric
Unfortunately, hard-of-hearing runs in the Beethovan family.
Vote up   Vote down  c2thaf
pardon?!?
Vote up   Vote down  shadowcatcher
Members of the public fainted when Dr Jenkinthrop finally turned on his thought transmitter.
Vote up   Vote down  ellboy
as the queen mary pulled in undetected in the background and prepared to blow her horn, we waited in hysterics....
Vote up   Vote down  pauljerome
Steve didnt mind lookings stupid, it was having to receive three gallons worth of ear drops that bothered him
Vote up   Vote down  djt
with this new machine i can hear even the smallest frequencys VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (TRUCK)
Vote up   Vote down  jack
hey check out alans new hearing aid, pricey
Vote up   Vote down  diddydeirdre
I still cant hear you at the back
Vote up   Vote down  AndyK
a wheelchair for the deaf, blind and disabled
Vote up   Vote down  Frank L Notright
What a lovely view of a wall these windows have.
Vote up   Vote down  Cuddly Pete
John's ventures into new floral growing techniques were begining to concern his family.
Vote up   Vote down  stupid user
'ear whats up doc?
Vote up   Vote down  SQUINTS
...what?? WHAT!!??? WHAAAAAATTT THE F@#K ARE YOU SAYING!!!!???
Vote up   Vote down  Topper
You should see his condom!
Vote up   Vote down  annsieryan
Whats wrong with my hearing aid? what? what? speak up...
Vote up   Vote down  Blankey
Dr. Hear N. Aid, Archeologist, disovers 12 century B.C.E. Hearing aid made from ancient material called "Chrome".
Vote up   Vote down  Spahni
Yeah go to the Army they told me!!!
Vote up   Vote down  dav182
a marry go-round blew up right by my head. hard to believe but true
Vote up   Vote down  Mike Oxmall
Jim didn't mind putting on his ear reducers at the weekend
Vote up   Vote down  DMBandit
sorry,what did you say?
Vote up   Vote down  Evans
'you look stupid' 'what did u say'
Vote up   Vote down  anonymus
I can see you!!! or??
Vote up   Vote down  casper...333
... right they look big enough, now all we need is for them to work.
Vote up   Vote down  Janine
Does my bum look big in this?
Vote up   Vote down  Snuff The Rooster
Over compensation didn't cross Dr. Von Trappenstein's mind as he welded himself into his super-big-ear machine.
Vote up   Vote down  cunt u tosspot
what an origional idea
Vote up   Vote down  Jies
When stag nights go wrong.
Vote up   Vote down  Toby
Massive blingbling
Vote up   Vote down  stozza
mr johnson's plot to discover a new way to keep tabs on al quaida was a little shit to say the least....
Vote up   Vote down  Virender
well , what pope just said in vetican ?
Vote up   Vote down  JH
He was disgusted when he realised that his tie didnt match his new earrings
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god please dont let a helicoper fly over head
Vote up   Vote down  f**kwit
warning, never try to install a car a exhaust during a hurricane
Vote up   Vote down  bazza
i bet he knows a lot of gossip
Vote up   Vote down  mrbreez
what'd he say????
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do i have to carry this with me everywhere?
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could you speak up a bit?
Vote up   Vote down  TB
Santas on his way!!
Vote up   Vote down  Matt
try the new easy to use hearing aid... not that easy to carry
Vote up   Vote down  McNutter
Pass that shit!!!!
Vote up   Vote down  Troy
Wait until ya see the new condom i invented....
Vote up   Vote down  Ed Sleeman
no no, you're going to have to speak a bit louder, i can't quite hear you!
Vote up   Vote down  becky
"I can't quite hear u, I am hard of hearing"" Still?"
Vote up   Vote down  the def man
i plan on making bigger ones next month
Vote up   Vote down  JC
i could have sworn I heard someone say "stupid tw*t"!
Vote up   Vote down  yido
sorry love did you say something??
Vote up   Vote down  choppyman
and they said free speakes with every mp3 but this is ridiculous
Vote up   Vote down  Moi
Edward didn't like new technology. He prefered the old fashioned hearing aids.
Vote up   Vote down  Lloyd
Yes, I CAN hear you now.
Vote up   Vote down  Gareth T
Nigel knew he shouldn't have bought his pair of Mickey Mouse ears off ebay
Vote up   Vote down  The Shape
I said take that damn thing off your head!
Vote up   Vote down  marcutio
does this dress make me look fat? no your fat makes you look fat!
Vote up   Vote down  Dimebag
hello, my name is Elephant Ear Machine Faggot Man!
Vote up   Vote down  Donkeydi*k
Renee!!! RENEE!!! (Allo' allo', get it?)
Vote up   Vote down  billy bob1
can u hear me now???
Vote up   Vote down  Harknacova
excuse me did you just say Bush is still president?
Vote up   Vote down  Amanda
Can you hear me now???
Vote up   Vote down  Will
Hmm...maybe if I listen hard enough I think I can hear George Bush thinking.......nope, just static.
Vote up   Vote down  JCT
After just one treatment, you'll never have to HEAR that dumb bitch's voice ever again!!! 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED... Call now and save!
Vote up   Vote down  Gavin McClean
The latest in Nokia handsfree technology!
Vote up   Vote down  Arther
....................-..and thats how it's done.
Vote up   Vote down  Andy, Brixton
German comedian fails to get laugh with his Mickey Mouse impression.
Vote up   Vote down  rosa
the new silent fart listener
Vote up   Vote down  Large Andrew
Maddona's 90's conical bra recovered from giant
Vote up   Vote down  Ferruch!
WHAT???
Vote up   Vote down  redneck
Derrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Vote up   Vote down  Weavin
corrective ear surgery was never to be...
Vote up   Vote down  Dale
i hear dead people
Vote up   Vote down  Laars
death by metallica!
Vote up   Vote down  Silverdevilboy
The UFO search's early years.........hasn'-t changed much, has it?
Vote up   Vote down  adam gatenby
mmickey mouse special edition ears now in life size and modeled by a wierd old guy with a bierd
Vote up   Vote down  Priggy
Its all very well having these new hearing aids, but how the f#*k am i gonna get any crumpet! I look like a russian space station!!
Vote up   Vote down  j
The latest way 2 brainstorm...mind can speak aloud!
Vote up   Vote down  tv mike
the guy at the store said this is the best satelite tv setup money can buy
Vote up   Vote down  Marvin
What? What? Whaaaaat?!
Vote up   Vote down  Sav
"I can confirm that the British Mars probe hit something quite hard on landing"
Vote up   Vote down  Adam Hodson
While judging the commonwealth games winter Hurlng final, and not wanting to get in the way of the intense gameplay, Carl nipped home for his SuperEar-o-phones.
Vote up   Vote down  Kipper
His Master's Voices
Vote up   Vote down  Rik
Surgery needed after Madonna impales scientist - Shocker
Vote up   Vote down  Claire
Derek got the wrong end of the stick when Sandra said that her ideal man would be extremely horny
Vote up   Vote down  nitro134
WHAT I STILL CANT HEAR YOU!!
Vote up   Vote down  RAFA
WHAT??? WHAT??? CAN'T HEAR YA.. SPEAK LOUDER!!!!
Vote up   Vote down  Syman
Firebrigade clean mans ears!!!
Vote up   Vote down  Rossco
Professor Baker, with his thorough knowlege of acoustics, had given himself the ability to hear the entire world calling him a dickhead.
Vote up   Vote down  T. Coolguy
"Can you hear me now, good"
Vote up   Vote down  samej
in answer to your question on intelligence gathering. are methods are both efficient and cost effective.
Vote up   Vote down  Chris E
I hope to god the giant doesn't piss in my recievers.
Vote up   Vote down  Andy
My new invention never be ashamed of big ears in public again!!!
Vote up   Vote down  craig
mick takes a day out to listen
Vote up   Vote down  Frozty Da Snowman
The "Cranky neighbour" hearingaid suited for anyone over the age of 65.
Vote up   Vote down  Tommy Twinkle Toes
keep the noise down in new zealand
Vote up   Vote down  Ross in scotland
pardon could you speak I can't hear you
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It was a hard life before the mobile phone
Vote up   Vote down  emily
Now i can hear whats going on in bed! Hehehe
Vote up   Vote down  daisa
friends romans, lend me your ears
Vote up   Vote down  hudini
i still cant hear through that dam door
Vote up   Vote down  Tom.b-hafizzy
You know what they say about big ears........Big hat! (which he could use to cover his shame...)
Vote up   Vote down  youngnationalist
What The F**K did you Say?
Vote up   Vote down  Ang
Now if I could only find my ear muffs....
Vote up   Vote down  Special K loose
hey big boy let me whisper in ya ear tell u something u might like to hear boy the ying yang twins will like that!
Vote up   Vote down  piggie
um can some one hold these,i need to use the mesn room.i knew i shud have brought the stand
Vote up   Vote down  Geraldine Lawless
Earrings by Tracey Emmin
Vote up   Vote down  Chris H.
At the request of the couples' marriage counselor, Steven vows to become a better listener.
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Prof. Biggy found after years of digging prehistoric hearing aids
Vote up   Vote down  Goon
What a shit tie.
Vote up   Vote down  Noles
Now I'll be able to hear those desperate women that need a date.
Vote up   Vote down  laura K.
Maybe the secratery will find me sexy now.