An extravaganza of flounce and cash-spending - but the details will still make you gasp... and vomit if you hate pink.

Hand-made ivory shoes for Peter, a foot-high pink crown for Jordan, a ring made of 20 princess-cut diamonds for Peter, a ring of 35 princess-cut diamonds for Jordan, hair extensions for Peter and a Barbie-pink gown with a corset made from thousands of pink Swarovski crystals and with a train of more than seven yards long for Jordan... and breathe.

The glass Cinderella-style carriage which Jordan arrived in had baby pink seats and pink fur carpet.

The 300 guests, including Gazza, Big Brother's Orlaith and Vanessa Feltz, slurped pink champagne and munched on canapes served on pink featured platters.

It took a team of 12 more than three weeks to hand-sew the crystals onto Jordan's dress, which was designed by Isabell Kristensen.

Talking about her hefty diamond ring, Jordan said: "It's so big, I can't bend my finger."

But once all the glitter and fluff has disappeared, Jordan can be safe in the knowledge that should it all go wrong, Peter won't be walking off with half of her hard-earned cash. They've signed a pre-nup to protect her millions. "Whatever happens, I can't take half of what she's got," Peter revealed. "I don't want anything from her apart from her love."

Bless.