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Try new Lionel Rich-Tea Biscuits. They never get soggy! Dunk 'em "all night long, ooh yeah, all night long" ...
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At least I'm not a ginger!
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he's not tea shy shy, he's the biscuit afro guy
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'Hello... is it tea your looking for I can see it in your eyes tell me whats your favourite brew I just want to tell you so much... mine's Typhoo'
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hello is it me your looking for i can see it in your eyes that you realli like my hair turn mi upside down and dunk mi in ur tea
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I am once, twice (if you are lucky), three times (not a chance) a dunker
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Hello! Is it TEA you're looking for?
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Don't bring that tea near me bitch, i'm warning u , ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-hhhhhhhhhhhh
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my name b ice T mofo
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Lionel has been the source of bad music videos, bad cloths, bad attitudes and bad music- but never bad photoshop editing
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so now you know where nicole gets her color
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On the way to the Boston Tea Party, a phographer captioned this man for the last time as he was never seen again.
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o-oh wot a feeling, when your nibblin on my fro-o
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dunk me! dunk me! dunk me! dunk me!
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once, twice, three times you dipped me
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Lionel Rich Tea
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lionel shaves off his afro to reveal he is actually a biscuit
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Hello! Is it me your looking for?!
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Man shot 18 times in the head just for being ginger
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BIC-HEAD
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Hello, is it tea you're looking for.
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hello is it tea your looking for
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Rim my hairy knothole please mum
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you bring that cuppa near me and theres no telling what i'll do, i mean it back off bitch go find a bourbon
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Does this make my head look big?
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retro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What!??
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Yes!!...Introducing the new edible afro!!
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OH MY GOD!!! Theres somthing horrible growing out that biscuit!!!
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Hello? Is it tea you're looking for?
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your once, twice three times a bicky!!! i loveeeeeee you!!
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JUST CALL ME DUNK
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Who you callin' CRACKER ?
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Pop stars gutted as Lionel's latest promo shoot takes the biscuit
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I aint gettin in no plane, crazy fool?
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thats one tough cookie!!! buy the way guys, i just googled myself and it came up with a comment on this site i had pevioulsy posted
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come on Nicole, you gotta eat something!!!
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once twice three oh no so thats why they call em one dips
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bite me
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Buckwheatcracker
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Crumbs!!!
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"You thought it would be fun to dunk me then?! my revenge" -Biscuit
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HEY HAIEDRESSER CANT YOU DO ME A BETTER AFRO
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People hated the half-cracker half-black singer so much, he was show at 19 times, only the fro was injured.
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does my bum look big in this?
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Hello.... is is tea your looking for?
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never go hat shopping with a girl on a diet
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"outrageos"
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"Holy Poor-Excuse-for-a-Windows-based-Photo-Editing-Program, Batman!"
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pacmans latest camoflague completly fool lionel
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I've seen some wacky hair-do's in my time but Lionel Ritchies new one really takes the bisuit!!
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Lional Rich-Tea
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i aint no cracker.
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lional richtea out wit his new fro
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Wherever did I leave my Hat....?.
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PIGGING OUT ON BISCUITS AT CHRISTMAS ALWAYS BRINGS ME OUT AS A LIONEL RICHTEA
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I6ts OK untill it rains, on the plus side, my dandruffs edible.
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wot a biscuit head
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Will it droop if i dunk it ?
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hello!!is it tea ur lookin for
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once twice three times u diped me
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is it me or has lionel got a biscuit for his hair
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HA that's crackers!
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I TASTE SO GOOD I CANT STOP EATIG MYSELF
Vote up   Vote down Char char
Lolz
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Rich in more ways than one
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Brother of lionel degstive
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LIONAL RICH_TEA!!!
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a popstars to wet with out one
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If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit........
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If only I had a rich teet
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Can Micheal Jordan dunk this?
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dunk the night away
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headache no bloody wonder
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is it just me or are the squrriels at it again on my head
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if you think this is good you should see my "Ginger nuts"!!!
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Hello!... Is it Tea you're looking for? It's down aisle three, next to the coffee. There's a spillage on aisle four...I can't take it any more...
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I DONT GET NO BITCHES NO MORE.......THEY JUST LAUGH AND CALL ME CRACKER HEAD
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Digest this, fool!!
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Lional Richie gets cought up in Rich Tea's latest Pac Man/Biscuit experiment.
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whys everyone looking at me? have i got something on my head??
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Lionel Richie loses bet, mind
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Modern experiments into 'rich' black men
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its not 50's candy shop anymore, its Ritchies Biscuit Factory, even more dilusional than wonker!!
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if that was a donut the police would be round his more than usual
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hi, i'm a crack-head, i mean cracker head.
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people like to dunk him, i would preffere to drown him
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Ok where did my afro go?
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My Mom's idea of cool!@#
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It's all scone to his head... (except it's a biscuit)
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The perfect afro for the perfect cup of tea
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Hellooooo is it Tea your looking for...
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Crackerhead, buckethead,who thehell poked holes in my perfect fro.
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And you thought the cracker came from my wife's side!
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Do you know my brother Bozza ?
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Lionel was invulnerable to many things, but he had a hidden weakness...TEA
Vote up   Vote down Lionel Ritchie
TODAY ON TRISHA: BITE ME! I'M A BISCUIT
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... and another frame deleted by the editors of MJ's 'Black or White' clip.....
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what?
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MY HEAD IS A GIANT BISCUIT AND LENZIE IS A COOL TOWN
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Aura! What aura?
Vote up   Vote down dave forsythe
what a biscuit brain!
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Wheres The Tea
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notice anything strange .......mmmm me to look at that tash !
Vote up   Vote down Les Linyard
Lionel's new hairstyle really took the biscuit...
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Hey! u neva guess wot happened at the store 2day...
Vote up   Vote down Leanne
I've heard of microphone head but that's ridiculous!
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osama bin biscuit
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Say you Say tea Say it together with Rich Tea
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Dunk it to me 1more time ! plain on heartache ! hello !!! is it tea your looking for !
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bisking
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Who you callin' a cracker, yo!?
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I have a biscuit attactched to me head.
Vote up   Vote down Will Massey
Hey at least it ain't ginger!
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Endless Love Lionel Rich-Tea duets with Di(ana) Gestive
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is it tea your looking for?
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Hmm- I should ask Michael where he got his nose done
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I think you look bitter
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"That Looks Good on You"
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The brand new Rich tea comes with free man.
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the bic-head has now official become a bic-head as in biscuit...ull never get it
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I pity the fool who doesnt like T!
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id rather be a hob nob
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Well somthing cud have been said if it were ginger nuts!
Vote up   Vote down Bill
hello... is it tea your lookin for!
Vote up   Vote down nick, skull, whatev
i ain't white so stop saying "white cracka"
Vote up   Vote down Ray C
lionel went to extremes to get Nicole to eat again!
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dip me, again, dip me, i'm not goin' anywhere sunshine, dip me!!!
Vote up   Vote down chefbri
hahaha the rest of the comadors have to wear lettuce to cover the bald spots
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"... honestly now Robin, I'm not sure if this new looks gonna do me much good..."
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Hello, is it me you're looking for?
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Do you know my sister Titsa Ritchie
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cavities in my head
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with this rich nu t shape fro this just takes the biscuit
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Linel was a "one hit" just like rich teas are "one dip"
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McVities release their new genetically-modified range of biscuits
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crack head
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This is why my baby girl is half-cracker...
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Man, how da' get a bitzkit on ma head?
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get the new luky bastard wo can sing hair cut
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I want the damn afro back,or somebody gets killed.......
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Hello....is it tea your looking for?
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famous amos
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Biscuit Head
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Hi, I'm Lionel Ritz-ey
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afro ninja
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Hello.....Is it Rich Tea you're looking for??
Vote up   Vote down Prionsias O'Canain
Lionel lets RichT go to his head !!
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health and safety failed to take note of the large falling biscuits
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Lionel decided to take an alternate route to MJ in making a cracker out of himself.
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Lionel really lost his mind after a week in the 'Cracker Factory'
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I smoke rocks!!!
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Once,Twice, THree times, ah shit ,Mum get a spoon!
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hello
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slam DUNK the funk
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We’re going to party Karamu, fiesta, forever Come on and sing along! All night long! (all night)
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I always thought he was more of a coffee man myself.
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Does this Goatee make me look like a tw*t?
Vote up   Vote down Amanda
Hellooo? Is it tea you're looking for?
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Biscuit head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-!!!!!! (OMFG!!!!! If that's not the funniest caption I'll eat my own face)
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football
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Hello, is it tea you're looking for?
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Why do I keep getting shot at?
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Is it tea your looking for? I am once, twice, three times a dunker.....
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hello,how are you,what are you doing now
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THAT HAIR CUT TAKES THE BISCUT
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I aint rich so piss off gold digger!
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" I got the power!!" T MAN
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what da ya call a popstar with a biscuit on his head, Lionel Richtea
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my name is biccy richy yo
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we love you Curry Dave
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the all new lionel biscuit seem to go off after a year or so just like he did with his whole life
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Oh,What feelin! when you're dunking on the ceiling!
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ccc
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grumpy presence
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i did it again??????????
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Lionel Rich-Tea
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Lionel's new hairstyle really took the biscuit
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HELLO! Is it Tea you're looking for?
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BEWARE OF FAST-FALLING BISCUITS
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Hey its "Rich Tea"
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How do they get a nig into the rich roll ?????
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This guy is as tough as a cookie!!!
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i always knew someone was being a "cracker".
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i need a cupa love'
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oooooooh what a feeling! when you dunk me i start screaming!
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once,twice,richtea times a lady.....
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Loinel rich tea says Ron Artest has nothing on me.
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hmm i have a cracker
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cracka head fool
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Is this an old Commodors hat?
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I kill Cracka's ... wait a sec ... Damn!
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WHAT THE HELL AM I!?!?!??!
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I've been alone with you inside my cockie...
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yo brother im so rich, i even put my name on it.
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"Halo.........It's RICH TEA ur lookin for?"
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oooohh... I get it... Lionel RichTea!
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... and after 10 minutes of stearing at the picture I surprisingly was able to see a Monster... Cookie Monster
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HaHaHaHaHa I love this picture not im kidding
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linole rich tea
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Half Man Half Biscuit sign new lead singer
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is it tea youre looking for?
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dunk me!
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