woodfoja
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'The next thing i know, the music stopped, and i went for it'!
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Joel H. (Revised)
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The first human Transformer experiment goes horribly wrong. ChairTron's creators failed to complete the process.
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Rosie
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"Hey this chair fitted me the other day!!! "
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scot
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kids will do anything to hide their first erection
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ricky
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wouldnt it be easier to saw his head off
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Coen
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At least he's won the bet...
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Lowski
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We were playing "smell Ms. Smith's" chair and the last thing I heard was "make sure you push him hard!"
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Eduardo
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Johnnie told me that when he eased his head into a tight hole all the girls screamed with delight !!!
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bRUCE
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HE LOOKS ILL WHAT ARE THEY DOING
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Blair
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Now Where Shall we Hang this Pinata!!
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Rob
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hehe - stupid Americans
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Jon149
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Explain your way out of this Michael
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Oooh Roger
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5th grader Tommy Tucker won first prize at the science fair when judges were unable to remove his "anti-child abduction LoJack device" using simple hand tools.
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colm
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it's very easy to judge, but we've all been there
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Daws
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April Fools! this isnt a saw, its a glue gun *teachers run off giggling*
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tommy
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Jacko's new s+m technique proved controversial..
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Jon boy
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The "Eat all you can" competition at McDonalds takes a bizrare turn.
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Dave
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"Hey kid, I hope you know you took me away from a good poker hand - you didn't need your right ear anyway did you?"
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Maarten Oost
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new clothing line not succesfull
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Jordan
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"This isn't working. Come back tomorrow when we figure something out"
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sp
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pppp
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J-mal
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I chose this life to be a nerd!
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Casho
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Young Ted finally knew what his grandfather meant about checking the teleporting pod for chairs...
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STOP!!! not the chair!! we can replace the pupil with a brighter one.
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Samo
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In the cheap remake of spiderman doc ock wasn't quite as impressive
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Joey
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Orthadontic Headgear: The Early Years
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Cool Breeze
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What are you looking at?? I was born this way.
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lil' d
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Boy_ i think i should stop battling bulies......... teacher - i think so!
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ad34
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kool a spaz ive alwayz wanted a pet one so i can set it on ma brother
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me again
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Hey what u doing back there mammieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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jonny chirish
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i thought my head was an arse
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bobbi j
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the new body armour wasnt proving successful
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Simon K.
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Americans - meet your future president.
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philster
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Flip him over so I can clip his toenails
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Moffster
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well if i hacksaw through his neck i think i can save the chair...
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ed the almighty
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sure they can get my head out... but how do they intend on un-supergluing my hands from the chair legs
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DesAmigos
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WWEs new Classroom wrestling show gets off to a bad start.
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jamma
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When I said take a seat I meant ...........
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Stupid F*cking Git
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You Stupid little F*cker, now where are the celebrities mean't to sit?
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ruridhhgyu is gay
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Local child eats chair. later dies.
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Deano
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Never mess with the school bully!
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unbelievable
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Chairs for those who don't know there ass from ...
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mARTin
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kids are stupid thats why they're still kids!!!
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Marc Cullender
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Hasbro have come up with the most unlikely transformer. From a chair to a boy and back again.
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Mike
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never try to shove your head up your own ass
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Ali
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Man with saw: "Heads or tails?"
Boy: "Heads!"
Man with saw: "Heads it is! We'll hav you out in a jiffy son ..."
Chair: "Oh com on! Best of three?!?
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Steffan Maus
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Staff removing chair - $400
Lolly pop - $0.50
Chair $150
Front page of the local newspaper for accepting a dare, priceless!
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trigger
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Bit extreme?.. he only has a cold!
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Matty Boy
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Don't worry, I have seen Paul Daniels do this loads of times.
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MoNsIEur sCRibBleHed
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Pssst! Hey! You... yeeah you with the camera...y'gotd a light?
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B.G.L.F.G.S.
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the schools new erganomics policy left a lot to be desired
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Snazzy S
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Michael jackson really has gone too far this time
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Phil L
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who left that banana skin?
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T-Boz
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Dr Frankenstiens second monster wasn't scary at all!!
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Mickey O'Reilley
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That priest told me to stick me head in and bend over!
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Cool Breeze
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MOM, MOM?? Are you sure they're not cutting off my head, pay for the chair,PPPPPPPPPPleas-e.
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D. Bellinger
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NO HOME TRAINING! Are the parent's at fault?
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"Si I says; look, don't be so stupid, if I can get my head IN then, of course, I'll be able to get it out again...no problem!"
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Zappaman
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CHAIRMAN of the BORED
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Nolen
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They say I stick my foot in my mouth too much. Let's see what they say now.
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Hatter
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"Listen son, if you'd just let us take the sucker out of your mouth . . ."
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"Look IT fell on ME ok???"
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Phil
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I was hungary
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Snickers
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Tommy Hilfinger Fashion for 2006!
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Mortikhan
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"I know! How about we leave a Trail of Chocolate and let CHUNK eat his way through!"
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kezy
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bily got confused when his girlfreind asked him to put his legs in the air
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Mars
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Smugglers are finding new ways to smuggle kids in to America
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bing
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why me!!!
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Mark
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Tranformers, Schoolboys in disguise.
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your ma
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I would just saw the bastards head off!! the world can do without stupid little spugs like him!
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stef
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the innocent game of musical chairs went horribly wrong!
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gekkewouter
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Daddy doesn't really like me, does he?
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Galvo
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The costume department on Dr Who always struggled with the first pieces of the dalek outfit
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coyote
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"Exterminate, Exterminate"
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FbOaS
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"But michael said there was a surprise for me on the other side"
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never fart and smell it after. the smell might knok you back, or forward.
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markymark
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What a numpty
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Rix
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Final adjustments to the new masturbation sheild
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Pauljerome
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Poor timmy could still not get the hang of chairs
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?
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this isnt a caption but how the hell did he get there!!??
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George
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Only in America
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cheekyc
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kid: i wish this chair would stop coming on to me
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stupid boy!
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Erin
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I just wanted to be a ladybird!
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lobbylad
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"i only said that school dinners are crap"
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Steve
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Oh shit, me head's stuck
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Willy Nonka
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"But I Wanna find the WMD with my WMD detector...!!!!!!"
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beans
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"i only wanted to be like dr octopus"
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sam shone
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a new way to rock on a chair
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Benny loves food
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"Ok kid stay still, we'll get that saw off your shoulder with this chair"
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Ben Austwick
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hold still, it's a very "chairy" situation
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Paul Powell
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The pen is mightier than the sword, the teachers told little jimmy, however, it seems clear the chair kicks both their asses.
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Matty Boy
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New teaching methods are seen as a little extreme as Billy fails his 8 times table for the third week running.
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YetAnotherJerk
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I can't believe anyone could be so stupid...beige TOTALLY doesn't suit that kid.
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Bonzo
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'All right, own up kids! Who threw it!?'
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The Tinman.
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"..........If I only had a brain"
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the doctor
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OH no, a darlek, noooooooooooo
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paul m
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it looked like it would fit
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wait until u see the football uniforms
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Rhys Palmer
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When teacher said "BOY, sit down properly...OR YOU"LL BE WEARING THAT BLOODY CHAIR"......How was i to know he meant it
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Chris C
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You can tell he's a fat kid at heart too... he's still not taken the lolly out of his mouth!
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waspybird
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if Carlsberg made keep your kids out of trouble contraptions ;)
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you picked on the wrong guy
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Tara
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help, anyone?
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Gazza
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what was he doing to get there in there the first place???
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pippin
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"Heads"
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Oli S
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One more chair and i think we'll have the look
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john
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wait, wait, don't cut him out yet, i've gotta get this one on film!
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Matty
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Out of control "psycho-chair" attacks boy age 12 in classroom shocker
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Dens
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Ah hahahaaaaaa The return of the jedi ! I'm Luc chair-walker !!! You will not break into my carapace !!!
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jill thompson
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watch wot u r doing with tht saw mister this shirt was clean on today!!!!!! love ya adam
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Jon149
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We heard MJ had sold his rights to Beetles.
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SLC
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Mommy whats PMT and how did my teacher get it?
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JON89
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TEACHERS MEETING CANCELLED!
among other news, small boys gets head stuck in chair may not live & teacher grows blue tail.
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Matt
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I did not have sexual relations with that chair
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Kam
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Smartest boy on earth...
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marky
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all i wanted was the cookie in that fell behind my seat, should of jst got my fat ass up and walked round, insted of trying to get it through the hole.
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Dominic Hauschild
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it looks like me!!!!! in real life my dad thought is was me
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malamute
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don't ask fat kids to remove gum from chairs
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chris carter
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you can't get out of going to neverland by doing that!
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Johny can't wait to collect from classmates for getting the test postponed.
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Hitman
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It appears Mrs. Elen's class got carried away with musical chairs, again.
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Sean
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Well you Said "PUll my Head out of my ass"??
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Ruoff
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next week I try the subway diet
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STEVE
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THIS IS TAKING MUSICAL CHAIRS TO THE EXTREME....
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benny
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i dont give a fcuk what my ciropractor says this is comfort at its best
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nikki_c!x
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the chairs were all made to the proper size.........but his head started to swell up
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fred
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really all the kids forced the fat barsted to do it for a lolly now theyre round the corner lauging thier heads off. (thats a better caption dobby)
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Joel H
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The first human Transformer experiment goes horribly wrong. ChairTron's creators failed to complete to complete the process.
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Mike F
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Americas most intelligent kid
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spenceanator
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damn....there is no portal to a different dimmenson...I HATE YOU LARS!!!!
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howa
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The teacher: I can't believe we decided to cut the chair!
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VROOM
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bOBBYS STILL A LITTLE EMBARESSED ABOUT HIS BLADDER PROBLEM.
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Talamasca
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Even though it took the head master, the nurse, the bus driver and the janitor, Billy was not goin to repeat Columbine.
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ME
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are u sitting comfortably? then well begin
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Jim C
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someone told little johnny that the sun shined out of his arse, his attempts to blind the teacher were foiled by the chair
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Don't forget to protect your backside too.
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''Then they took my lunch money''!
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cat
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Who gave this kid a lollipop!?
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HOLLI
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STUPID KID STUCK IN DESK
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Snuggs
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Timmy wasnt having a good day
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patar
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omg! that ffat ass
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paulb126
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let me tell you about the day i had. first u couldnt find any toast. then i missed the school bus and now some guy is cutting my costume
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jill thompson
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i am a school chair in the school play who's table am i goin under hope it is my crush lol
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Michael Marvinny
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"The teacher said, It was this or the bar of soap." "But hey, I got a lollipop instead. How great is that?"
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Danielle
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What was he DRINKING?
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davey lad
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That will teach you you little fookin freak, try sniffing my fookin chair again.
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Will
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When they asked if he wanted to be chairman, little Bobby had no idea that this is what they meant
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Az
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ITS HIS OWN FAULT FOR BEING SO FAT!!!
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Pushkin
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Mad chair attacks small boy, taking 4 people to restrain it.
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davey boy
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See I told you you didnt disappear into another dimension through the secret portal in the back of your chair, you stupid tw*t
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Renan
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At least I have my Lolly pop...
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Nathan
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OWNED!!!
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RobNus
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"Wait, we can use this chair to get the saw off!"
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deMOCKracy
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Five heads are better than one... that is stuck in a chair. Must be Alabama
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Rob
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Teacher goes too far after pupil fails to answer corectly
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devin
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anybody have any vaseline
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JJ
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I DONT WANNA GO TO THE DENTIST!!
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