big bad john
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warning! never hook your vibrator to the mains
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lozaloo
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the far east have found a loophole in the "one child per family" law
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RoXiE
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i shink i jank too buch meer......you're a pretty leddeh, cum to tha bahh
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TEDS
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He knew he was taking a risk, either he was really pissed or he was going to have to leave before breakfast!
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DMBandit
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What's the matter, never met a two-faced girl before!?
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simm
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look into my eyes, not around the eyes, into the eyes.....your under!
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pierro
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You two looking at me
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chr15
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You should have gone to specsavers!
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Joy
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Mysterious, cute and a little something more; The perfect lady
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She seems fine to me...now get me another beer!
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bob
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Thats one too faced bitch
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grikedi
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Olur mu hic uc kulak don de aynaya bak hey!
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Mike
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one for the shaft one for the balls and she call look you in all 3 eyes!
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manny
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Don't call me four eyes!
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Shep
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Lucy's Mom regretted using her pneumatic drill during pregnancy.
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alex
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say no to drugs
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Amy Lou
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Woops...looks like that wrinkle-cream didn't work....
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Nicky_Jalfrezi
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4 eyed pretty Asian girl seeks western man to accomodate her 2 mouths. Apply within.
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Mr Freeze
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Wheres her other nose??
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kings
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is she naked? i wanna see the lower parts is it double visioned as well ?
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black_ps2
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Damn Beer Googles :(
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Denty
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Lucy Liu hated it when her makeup ran
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Jimmy
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You should see the rest of me.
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Samo
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proof that nodding too hard was a real threat
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bob the builder
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its not that amazing.. the eyes n mouth r just copied and pasted
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DOF
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Did you fel that earthquake?
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Will
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Conclusive proof that vibrators don't make you go blind...
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ryguy
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This is what happens when koreans play with nukes
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Dupper
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Gotta...get ...off...this ...washing machine
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WOW
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Womans newest method to screw men up
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tommy
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Look what happened when I went to specsavers!
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Danieli
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Rick woke the next morning to find the effects of the Margeritas had worn off but a nasty surprise was in it's place.
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Rob P
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Its like a threesome but with 1 girl
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Three eyed
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You're there for me when I squint
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big bad bully
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any one need a lung ive got 15!
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Dave Thompson
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Two Faced Bitch
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LAZARUS
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I need glasses...
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sion
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she can suck you off and lick your balls at the same time!! Perfect
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big bad bully
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I can see it in her EYES there is somthing that she wants to tell me TWICE
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eurobob
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welcome to Orange county...vietnam
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amy
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she thought surgery would make it all better!
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just what the world needs a woman who can take twice as much.
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Spud / Wolves
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My contact lenses are playin up !!!
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Nick
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Early attempts at matter teleportation
had some unfortunate side effects
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c3d
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my eye is like bluring.. wahahahhahha taena
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Rosco
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Hi Mai Ling its Tong Po, you look great! call me X X X
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suck blink man
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suck suck blink blink blink blink!
suck suck blink blink blink blink!
suck suck blink blink blink blink!
suck suck blink blink blink blink!
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Rob
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Another Whiskey?
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BNC
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this asian looks normal to me
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razza
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when plastic surgery goes wrong
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Champion
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Why the long face? Oh, to get your eyes, eyes, nose, mouth and mouth on!
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NOT TELLING
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That was very manly of you!!!!
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the don
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she brought a whole new meaning to 4 eyes
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dapinklady
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if she was blonde that would explain a lot of things!
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me so horny... me sucky sucky two for long time
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I seemed to have excelled in my eyes and my mouth growing what happened to my body!?
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kieran
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have i got something in my eye!!!
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ellboy
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ok 4-eyes lets put those lips to good use!!
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waahh
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what is she's your girlfriend.. hmm..
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SCO
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Wonder what she looks like the next mornig???
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big bad bully
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this is why u dont use extreme vibrating dildos
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lil iggy aka igz
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u 4eyed freak FIX UP LOOK SHARP!
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Vinny
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One for my cock, the Other for my Balls! PERFECT along as i dont have to bloody listen to it!
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Not
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Well, lesbians would like her cunnilingus.
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Will
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An eye for an eye....good job she's got a few spares!
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PS
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Got twins?
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2 FACED COW
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Moe
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my name is too difficult to pronounce but i can tell you what your thinking... i have a 6th sense... and four eyes.... kis me you fools! theres enough space!
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pop
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ay wey
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l west
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what the hell did i do last night?
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jack
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bloody hell you looked like a model last night
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titty
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"You talking to me? I have great trouble seeing anyone else in here, so you must be talking to me."
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should have gone 2 specsavers
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steve
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In the land of the blind the 4 eyed naked chick is queen
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AndyK
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OMG go away you GEEK... FOUR EYES!!
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chang woo
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why is there a picture of my sister on the internet?
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trigger
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...and I thought i needed 20 pints to see a bird this good!
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Steve-E.P
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Bingo Scandal uncovered in Tokyo - its no longer just eyes down.
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Dragon
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The offspring of parents from Chernobyl and Hiroshima
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yido
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the new pissed vision glasses from specsavers worked a treat!!!
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the man
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you should have gone to specsavers
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eric
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a women that sees everything, and talks twice as much....i will be in the closet if anyone needs me....
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soperman
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double vision after sein summat as beautiful as me
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Mr Baz
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Siamese twins gone wong
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Solrah Mot
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Scientists move one step closer to solving the problem of breast feeding quadruplets
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trigger
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I thought the double vodkas would do the trick but then again I always see double!
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Dimples1964
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Haaaaaaa you wan 1 chips and 1 flied lice or is tha 11 chips and 11 flied lice?
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nice tits
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Scion
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does this make your eyes hurt?
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Bob P.
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I am not a bad copy
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alex
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talk about four eyes
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dave c
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double the blow jobs gang bang
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caz
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drunk too much???
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Jon149
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Keep still
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bob geldof
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mutation of asian beware needs feeding twice cause of extra mouth
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chappers
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its twenty pound for both of you
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Steph
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Time for new contacts.
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jonse
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they still hadnt found a way to seperate the twins
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Dave
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F**k. Thats enough drink.Someone pass me the weed!
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ricky
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finally my sight is back to normal
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2 2 bob
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lol,love how u corrected bob 2 bob
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George
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Say what?
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old nick
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why DO norfolk familes insist on interbreeding ?
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shane
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just imagine what what she can do with 2 mouths
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james pieri
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has she got two pairs of tits as well ?
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Real Robert Parish
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I am not a CYLON!
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Euge
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Hee-eee-eel-lll-lpp-ppp . . .
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uber 1337
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thats easy to make
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smiley
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sucky sucky 2for 1 5dollar
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Ahmad Khushaal
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The chainese girl
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anon
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Proof a double talking, four-eyed, freak can be better looking than Karl Rove.
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tom
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i must be battered this girl keeps looking better the more i drink
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Jim, Austin, TX
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I only have eyes for youu, oh, and youuuuuu
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Lisa x
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5 pints later she'll look good as new
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smitt
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is any one as stoned as me?
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Surreypuma
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Think im going to throw up!
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Japan's latest invention
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grikedi
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Dört göööz ehe ehe
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Chinese, what else can I say?
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Scott emmett
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Hell of a blow job
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Salter1701
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4 eyes
2 Mouths
4 tits?
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Claire
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Although the job as an Ann Summers Tester was ideal the side affects were never explained in the contract.
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Zig
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All your base are belong to us!
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Katleen
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I don't see what's wrong with this picture .... :-)
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DT
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"I love you long time", "I love you more", "Shut up", "You ruin my patter", "bitch"
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badjoke
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she's got two eyes and two mouths!
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the_critic2
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four eyes ahahahah!!!!!!!
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pete
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should of gone to specsavers
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Noyon Choudhury
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reminds me of my mother-in-law
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madnlooney
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i got my eyes on you
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egon
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Wanna play eye-spy?
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rosie
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Headache tablet?
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S.N.A.F.U
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god fuked up this time, the extra eyes go in the back of her head
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samantha
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DAMN! Those asians sure are messed up.
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i see double blowjob possibilities here!
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me likey
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i wish i had 2 cocks right now
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SHANE O MAC
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ONLY A COUPLE MORE BEERS, THEN SHE MIGHT LOOK NORMAL!
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idiot
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Wazup my homy g? Fo sho nigga I am the l33+ azn street girl
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Cat
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For a minute Dave thought he had woken up drunk again...
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Chris M
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bbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Turn it off! Turn it off!
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lol
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err dat is da uglyist fing ive ever seen
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mikey v
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keep poluting the rivers and the streams. and when your pregnant swim and drink the rivers and you can have 2 eyes and two mouths
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jimmy
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doctor doctor i keep on seeing double, you should have gone to specsavers
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hehehehe
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there is 4 eyes, 1 nose, 2 mouths and 2 ears
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Zach
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She would be good in bed
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jason stein
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dofour boobs....a babys dream
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b
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Looky Looky not sucky sucky
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Jim
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- "There is no spoon"
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Boobmaster
|
and double the tits!
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MAGPIE007
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN !! YOUR BROTHERS IN THE WARDROBE WITH THE CAMCORDER?????
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michael
|
double sized woman
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trigger
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She is thinking DEJAVU!
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Tim Malone
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I've got my eyes on you!
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little girl first astronaunt to be sent to mars under 12. other news aliens have been discovered on mars.
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Samantha
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This is nothing.U could have just done that on the computer.I hate it!!
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big bad bully
|
i bet yea 20 bucks she can scream bloody loud
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silverdevilboy
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Do you think there's two of everything else?
Nice hair by the way.
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laughingjoker
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woah two of everything
hmmmmmmm-???????
()()
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lil' shaz
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this girl is a 4 eyes 2 mouthed freak lol!!!
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gazzer h
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better tell her---threees a crowd
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Kago
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Many say that the gene for 6 digits is dominant, but they didn't say anything about 4 facial parts being the dominant gene. WTF!
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