From: Alexandra George
Sent: 21 July 2006 15:05
To: Elaine Fletcher; kellyanne mcfall; Ashley Burrow; Ross George; Kerry Speight; Angela Weston
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way).
Shame, Shame we know his name........ and his telephone number! ha. x

From: Hirst, Farrah [mailto:Farrah.Hirst.ext@siemens.com]
Sent: 21 July 2006 14:06
To: louise.smith2@ars.aon.co.uk; Dallinson, Sarah; sarah.reilly@capita.co.uk; Mallinson, Sarah; Alexandra George; Claire Shaw; Victoria Timmins; Matt Howe; Lewis Giaramita; Ruff, Jason; Kay Bailey; Leanne Baldwin; Rachel Kamsika; Zoe Lee; Amy Ellis; Donna Burns; Nelson, Lindsey; Lisa Jackson; Short, Jodie; Joanne Bradshaw; Jodie Attwood
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way).
Guys, read this email from the bottom.. its well good! start from bottom n work your way up!
how embarrassed would you be eh! then forward on - its been all over bloody world by looks of it!! ha ha!!!
poor kid - he's gona have to buy some p*rn or sumat!!
Faz xxx

From: Bennett, Philip [mailto:Philip.Bennett@sbs.siemens.co.uk]
Sent: 21 July 2006 13:57
To: Hirst, Farrah; Dallinson, Sarah; Dixon, Chris; Bullock, Victoria; Gough, Matt
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way).
Similar to my technique.....

From: Liam Nolan
Sent: 21 July 2006 11:40
To: David Fulk; Sandy Sheun; 'HOLMES, Chris'; 'Alastair Fowlie'; 'Alex MacDonald'; 'Jarman Phillip'; Martin, Paul; (nathlinell@hotmail.co.uk)
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way).
Ha-ha-ha, idiot!

From: Nick Sellers [mailto:nicks@talstaff.co.uk]
Sent: 21 July 2006 11:24
To: 'Jermaine Osborne'
Cc: Liam Nolan; Matt Mcgovern; Joe McGovern
Subject: RE: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way).
What a W*nker!!!! I dread to think what his other "Special memories" are!

From: Parlour, Matthew, VF-Group
Sent: 21 July 2006 09:30
To: Scott, Philip, VF-Group; Kelly, Debbie, VF-Group; Lockwood, Madeline, VF-Group
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way).

-----Original Message-----
From: MARLOW Jonathan (AXA-I)
Sent: 20 July 2006 15:46
To: MCKENTEY James (AXA-I); BROOKER Adam (AXA-I); BIRBECK Ryan (AXA-I); DUNN Michael (AXA-I); BARTRAM Nigel (AXA-I); SAINSBURY Nigel (AXA-I); ROSS Kevin (AXA-I); GRIFFITHS Marcia (AXA-I); GIBBS Nathalie (AXA-I); NAUGHTON Philip (AXA-I); ARKINSTALL Phillip (AXA-I); WILLIAMSON Catherine (AXA-I)
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way).

Start from the bottom, amazing what some people can come up with to get a date!

-----Original Message-----
From: Bartlett, Keith [mailto:Keith.Bartlett@AIG.com]
Sent: 20 July 2006 14:32
To: 'Barker, Craig'; 'Christian Berry'; MARLOW Jonathan (AXA-I); 'Jason Turner'; Nicky (nbudd@omniwhittington.co.uk); 'Lawrence Mills'; 'Mace Phill'
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way).

You know the drill. Start from the bottom and work your way up.

Hang in there Joey-Boy! I'm rooting for you!

-----Original Message-----
From: Howard, Paul
Sent: 20 July 2006 14:15
To: Bartlett, Keith; Baker, Paul; Herbert, Joanne; Taukeiaho, John; Fleming, Jamie; Cubitt, Ben; Van der Merwe, Elmar; 'Graham Simons'; Kelleher, Neil; 'McLaughlin, Stuart'; 'Innis, Lee'; 'Matthews, Paul'; 'Lonergan, Aimee'; 'Daniel Crane'
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way).

Read the bottom email.

-----Original Message-----
From: Dickson, Nick [mailto:Nick.Dickson@constellation.com]
Sent: 20 July 2006 13:49
To: Dhruv
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way).

You seen this ?

From: Saraullo, Barry
Sent: 20 July 2006 13:08
To: CCG London
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way).
nauseating adolescent

read from bottom up.

From: David Middleton [mailto:david.middleton@centaur.co.uk]
Sent: 20 July 2006 12:58
To: David Middleton
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way).
One of these dodgy email chain thingys that embarrases the feck out of some poor guy. A bit like claire swires, and the ketchup trousers man. I just like to feel included....

Avv, Dingo - maybe this is the approach you should try?

Bottom up, of course.

------ Forwarded Message
From: "White, Emma"
Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:45:00 +0100
Conversation: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way).
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way).

Read it from the bottom up.

From: Georgina Skipwith [mailto:Georgina.Skipwith@reuters.com]
Sent: 20 July 2006 12:32
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant. true story

This poor s*d! He's going to be a social cripple after this (read from the bottom up).

From: Kylie Le Cornu [mailto:Kylie.LeCornu@Markettiers4DC.com]
Sent: 20 July 2006 12:11
To: Georgina Skipwith
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant. true story

should be how not to ask a girl out - immediate 'psycho' bells start ringing on this one!!

read from the bottom up - and read all the forwards - hilarious!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Blond, Severine (IM) [mailto:Severine.Blond@morganstanley.com]
Sent: 20 July 2006 11:57
To: Rankin Emma; Hodges, Benjamin (Contractor); Genni_Davey@scee.net; Timoney Cricket (E-mail); Kerry.Boczko; Kylie Le Cornu; Robert Morley; David Embelton; James_Gayer@standardandpoors.com; Gillick John (PLC); ben.gilmour@rbos.com; Brian Jamieson
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.true story

It's tragic really... but worth a read! Start at the bottom and make your way back up.
Poor guy, I don't think he saw that one coming!

From: Steven Buchmann [mailto:Steven_Buchmann@notes.ntrs.com]
Sent: 20 July 2006 11:38
To: undisclosed-recipients
Subject: Fw: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.true story

Read from the bottom up... this guy cracks me up!

If this soppy stuff really works I may try it!

----- Forwarded by Steven Buchmann/LON/NTRS on 20/07/2006 11:33 -----

"Cheryl Pierrus" 20/07/2006 11:28
To
"Neil Barnard" , Buchmann , "Tim Richman" , "Chris Wonkey Warncke" , "Michelle Bingham"
cc

Subject
How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.true story

Read everyone's comments from the BOTTOM UPWARDS. Amazing how emails get circulated. This poor oke. Look out for his story in the Metro!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Networks floater >
Date: Jul 20, 2006 11:20 AM
Subject: FW: FW: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.
To: cherylpierrus@gmail.com

From: Burns Daniel [mailto:Daniel.Burns@city-of-london.pnn.police.uk ]
Sent: 20 July 2006 11:09
To: Networks floater
Subject: FW: FW: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.

have a read chook. Read from the bottom up- insane pulling tactic!!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Dave Chapman [mailto: chapmand@advanceditsolutions.com.au ]
Sent: 20 July 2006 10:58
To: Ben.Searle@warnerbros.com ; cjandresen@hotmail.com ; craig@castledine.com ; paulmc81@hotmail.com ; rebecca@advanceditsolutions.com.au ; robbiechris@hotmail.com ; 'AARON HOLT'; 'denys talyancich'; richard.ling@bsg.co.uk ; liam.murphy@bsg.co.uk ; 'Burns Daniel'
Subject: Fwd: FW: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.

For f*cks sake, I'm still cleaning the vomit chunks out between the keys on my keyboard....

Come to think of it, I'm gonna ask this dude out on a date...anyone who can speak so much sh !t deserves to buy me dinner and a movie ticket.

The best part is that I just rung this dude and his mobile number is legit.... He answered and I told him I was a publisher and I wanted him to narrate a book titled "how to vomit 101". He said email him the details. I love this guy....

(If you have no idea what I'm talking about, scroll down and read this email from bottom up)

From: paul@pmurray.info [mailto: paul@pmurray.info ]
Sent: 20 July 2006 10:40
To: Gates, Jon (Exchange); Castro, Will (Exchange); Seckington, Stuart (Exchange); Trimming, Mark (Exchange); Chapman, David (Exchange); Ventura, Kyne (Exchange)
Subject: Fwd: FW: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.

I think the bloke (scroll way down to botton) is a d !ck. The sloppy sl£ts on this mail think he's sweet on how he asked out some girl!!!

Comments requested:

----- Original Message -----
From: MacMahon, Kat
To: mary morgan
Sent: Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:20:35 +0100
Subject: FW: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.

Another one of these Claire Swires-type e-mails. Quite funny though, poor
guy. Maybe we should give him a call...? Fight you for him, Johnson!

-----Original Message-----
From: Webb, Phil (Lyn) [mailto:
Subject: FW: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.

Good to catch up last night although my stomach is disagreeing currently.

Scroll down to bottom..

If this bloke can get a date - everyone has to have a chance...

Regards,

Phil Webb
IT Change and Deployment Manager

-----Original Message-----
From: Lidgate, Rachel [mailto:
Sent: 20 July 2006 09:38
To: Webb, Phil (Lyn); Finn; Danaher, Rachel; Charlotte Sowerbutts; Simon
Kenolty; Karen Hadley
Subject: FW: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.

I like to think this is how the Egyptian y-front boy is speaking these days
- how could a girl resist?

-----Original Message-----
From: Amy Salmon [mailto
Sent: 20 July 2006 09:01
To: Lidgate, Rachel; Grey, Shona
Subject: Fwd: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.

Start at the bottom, poor dude.

>>> 07/19/06 7:29 pm >>>

Most amusing - scroll to the bottom to read an OTT email.

-----Original Message-----
From: Aisling Hegarty [mailto:
Sent: 19 July 2006 12:12
To: Kate Parkhouse; Charlotte; Anil Vaghela; Michelle Evison; MATTHEW MCKEE;
Dawson, Alice (Finance-LON); Helen Syriopoulos; Louise Wells; Fiona Gill;
; Cecile Laroy; ; Kirsty Grant;
Katrina Cochrane; Rakhee Somani; rakhee somani; Alexander, Julian; Natalia
Ikin
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.

Scroll to the end.

Poor guy!! But v funny....hope he gets a date with her after all of this!!!
Pass it on.

Kind Regards,

From: Arva Brazil [mailto:
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.

God love this guy, but keep passing it on! Read from the bottom.

-----Original Message-----
From: Tom Ruane [mailto
Sent: 18 July 2006 16:07
To: Claire Buckley (E-mail); Deirdre Buckley (E-mail); Dwilkinson (E-mail);
Garrett. E. Moppett (E-mail); Graham (E-mail); James Comiskey; Jean Nestor
(E-mail); niall Bermingham (E-mail); Nibbsus (E-mail); Paddy (E-mail);
PaulCantwell (E-mail); Rob (E-mail)
Cc: Noel Keogh; Nadine Lehnert; Sharon Dudgeon; Sheila Kennedy; Sandra Kenny
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.

Scroll to bottom......horrific

-----Original Message-----
From: Marissa Donagher [mailto
; Laura O'Connor,; menu lagah; Naomi O'Connor (Naomi
O'Connor); Orla Donagher (Orla Donagher); ; Susan Kennedy (Irl) (Kennedy, Susan
(Irl)); Tom Ruane; Wendel Armstrong (Wendel Armstrong)
Cc: Deborah McEnroe; Patricia Lambert; Jennifer Chatten; Conor McGuinness
Subject: FW: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.

Subject: Fw: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.

puke!!!

Siobhan Igoe/PFPC/DUB/PNC

07/18/2006 02:24 PM

To

cc

Subject

Fw: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.

Best Regards,

Siobhan Igoe

PFPC International Ltd

Riverside Two
Sir John Rogersons Quay
Grand Canal Dock
Dublin 2

Ph: + 353 1 790 6010
Fax: + 353 1 790 3610
----- Forwarded by Siobhan Igoe/PFPC/DUB/PNC on 07/18/2006 02:24 PM -----

07/18/2006 02:18 PM

To

cc

Subject

Fw: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.

This poor lad just didn't know when to shut up. Scroll down. First couple of
paragraphs would have been more than sufficiently stalker like.

Be safe !!....Oddball.

18/07/2006 14:09

Geraldine MCCAULEY

Securitisation / Loans Administration
BNP Paribas Dublin Branch
5 Georges Dock, IFSC
Dublin 1

tel : 00 353 1 6125034 fax : 00 353 1 6125022

To: AHealy, saracochrane, Alan COYNE, aideen.colgan , butler.joe,
Shona.Maguire, Suzanne O'Flaherty, Sara SANJUAN, ciara.whyte, Robert KING,
Elaine CORCORAN, Brenda TYRRELL

Subject: Fw: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.

"OMG" This guy's life is ruined, prank ph calls go leor hilarious......

Darryl Long
18/07/2006 13:02

To: At Putney Accountancy, At Putney Employment, Jeff
Atkins/Docklands/Construction/Reed@Reed, Ed
Wolfenden/NorthLondon/Finance/Reed@Reed, Ella
Lewis/Colchester/Account/Reed@Reed, Kate
Munn/Docklands/Account/Reed@Reed, Jesper
Sorensen/Hammersmith/Account/Reed@Reed , Gerd Schueller/London&City
C& I/Finance/Reed@Reed
cc:
Subject: How to ask a girl out (in a round about way). Brilliant.

Brilliant. I would normally clean an email up, but had to leave in who it's
already gone to. Started by a girl who was sent it by a bloke she met on
Saturday.

The poor bloke even left his Mob number in there. How she wasn't subject to
a wooing by this Gentleman calling is beyond me. He really does have the
skills.

Read at bottom.

-----Original Message-----
From: Kristian McMaster
Sent: 18 July 2006 09:47
To: Adrian Holtham; Benedict Ficken; Christopher Lee-Roberts; Kathryn
Woof; Katrina Mayhew Taibe; Robert Fanshawe; Simon Murray; Stacey
Neighbour; Thina Andersson; Ula Kirgianis;

Subject: FW: how to ask a girl out (in a round about way)

Check out this dude's email at the bottom. Poor f*cker has left his mobile number on it as well.

Admittedly, it's quite cruel trying to get him in the Metro and ruin the boy's life, but to be honest I think its ample punishment for trying too bloody hard. Guy thinks he's some Shakespearean romanticist, or something!

----Original Message-----
From: Paul Cherry a round about way)

Well, that's his life ruined......

Be safe? What the hell is that all about!

-----Original Message-----

Subject: FW: how to ask a girl out (in a round about way)

Scroll to the bottom and check that email out!

Personally I can't see what's wrong with plying a girl with as much drink as possible and asking for a sh*g - still, full marks for effort!

-----Original Message-----
From: Laura Bellamy [mailto
To: Neil Morris
Subject: RE: how to ask a girl out (in a round about way)

Pulling tip... from the bottom

-----Original Message-----
From: Ridout, Andrea [mailt
Sent: 17 July 2006 10:29
To: Chittenden, Stacey Jayne [OPS]; Lisa King; Laura Bellamy; Brown, Dan
(UKCB Change Management); Donovan, Ryan; Argy Kalogiannopoulos
Subject: FW: how to ask a girl out (in a round about way)

From the bottom.

Appalling.

-----Original Message-----

From: Kendall, Tom
Sent: 17 July 2006 10:15
To: ZO Alliance; ZO Radio Group; ZO Regional Press
Subject: FW: how to ask a girl out (in a round about way)

Read the bottom email, I tried these tactics once?!

-----Original Message-----
From: Alex Merrifield Piotrowski, Krys;
Draper, Nick
Subject: FW: how to ask a girl out (in a round about way)

This is stuff of legends.

Brilliant

-----Original Message-----
From: Blake Seabrook
Sent: 14 July 2006 16:45

Subject: FW: how to ask a girl out (in a round about way)

TAKE NOTE BOYS!!!!!!!!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Paul Bebb
Sent: 14 July 2006 17:08
To: Blake Seabrook; Monty Serutla; Samantha Scattergood; Sue Davison;
Tarun Naipaul
Subject: FW: how to ask a girl out (in a round about way)

Does anyone know Jane Winsall at MEC?
It looks like it was her sister Kate who got the original e-mail at the bottom! What a smoothie...

-----Original Message-----
From: Fiona Murtagh [ma
Sent: 14 July 2006 16:15
To: Paul Bebb
Subject: FW: how to ask a girl out (in a round about way)

This is great!!!
I might use his methods to try and snare a date!
x

-----Original Message-----
From: Sean Meikle
Sent: 14 July 2006 12:35
To: David Cook; 'Nigel Clarkson'; 'Ged
Glover'; Dan Cresta; 'Jamie Lindsay'; 'Dominic Makin'; Nick Bailey;
'Adlam, John'; 'Chris Forrester'; 'Andrew Morley'
Subject: FW: how to ask a girl out (in a round about way)

This poor f*cker's life's ruined.

His phone number's on this.

Hahahaha

Let's see if he can make metro on Monday...

-----Original Message-----
From: Catherine Schrier
Sent: 14 July 2006 12:20
To: 'Dominic Winchester'; Sean Meikle; Jonathan Fowles; Hugh Griffiths;
Charlotte Wightman; Richard Desforges
Subject: FW: how to ask a girl out (in a round about way)

Oh my god!
i met this man on saturday.

-----Original Message-----
From
Sent: 11 July 2006 01:41
To: Kate Winsall
Subject: Lady of the cake

Hello Kate,

It's joe - we met at Andrew's party.

I hope you don't mind me getting your e-mail address from the e-mail that Andy sent to us all; it is a bit sneaky of me.

It was wonderful to meet you on Saturday, and I wonder if you would consider meeting me for coffee sometime; maybe at the Tate Modern?

OK. This is where my common sense is telling me to stop? keep it simple and positive joe.

And the probability of me listening to that voice? Experience has taught me that it is not worth putting up a fight; I will end up giving in to the part of me that never wants to find itself shaking its head and muttering 'if only?'

This is the part where I throw caution to the wind; the part where I listen to my heart and remember that I should live my life as an exultation and revel in the opportunity to try; the part where I refuse to apologize for who I am; the part where I trust that the lady I met on Saturday night is, as I suspect, able to see sincerity where others would see clich .

I am fortunate enough to have been able to collect a number of special memories. They are memories of moments that made any struggle leading up to them worthwhile. They are memories of moments when I am struck by something so beautiful, time stands still and all of the ugliness in the world ceases to exist.

Your smile is the freshest of my special memories.

Regardless of whether we see each other again, I will use it as I do my other special memories. I will call on it when I am disheartened or low. I will hold it in my heart when I need inspiration. I will keep it with me for moments when I need to find a smile of my own.

I am unsure of all my motives for sharing this with you and, if I am honest, not ready to examine them too closely. However, I know that it makes me feel good to believe that maybe, if you are ever upset, knowing that I will be keeping your smile alive might help you through.

If you are half as intelligent and aware as I believe you to be, I am sure that you will find what I have written, in the very least, sweet.

If I am twice as lucky as I would dare to hope, you will find this note charming and agree to contact me and arrange a date.

Either way, I trust that your reply will be candid - you told me how
much you value honesty.

One last thing, I promise that it is enormously rare for me to stray as
far from sobriety as I managed on Saturday night.

Be safe.
Joe

Tel: 01753 537726

Mobile: 07784 227 897

E-mail: josephdobbie@tiscali.co.uk