The bear, the lion and the chicken




A bear, a lion and a chicken are sitting talking about who is the hardest.

The bear says, "when I bellow the whole forest trembles with fear."

The lion says, "when I roar the whole jungle shakes with fear."

The chicken says, "when I sneeze the whole world sh*ts itself."



The bear, the lion and the chicken

Who is the hardest of them all?

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