bengrove
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Peter Crouch's holiday home
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baumskifilks
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Now that's what I call a perfect property divorce settlement. A clean 50/50 split.
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Seb
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A view with a room.
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Adrian
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does my butt look big in this?
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Jock Magree
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His house was perculiar but his green garage with eyebrows really shocked the passers by!
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townie55
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( Man writes to ex-wife) As per our divorce settlement, I have purchased a 2 level apartment for you and your young brazilian lover you left me for. Enjoy
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Parthenon
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I'm not thick, but I'm long baby! ;)
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Joel H.
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Once was a man so uptight, his house even sat fully upright. After a bet late one night, he hit the walk from this silly-ass height. He was a gambler, as you can see, and his house looks like my dick.
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dopey
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New Viagra Drinks (dont spill it on the carpet)
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jc
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Dr Who loved his incredibly spacious mansion together with the ridiculously low council tax!
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caribou
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Kate Moss' debut in architecture left many to consider her use of style similar to her use of substance...s.
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mayne
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chimney for rent
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dave
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home for sale would suit retired lighthouse-keeper
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IRFI, Valencia
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Vertical Limmits
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eskimo joe
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SO THATS where peter crouch lives!
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Rob K, Bristol
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House loved the hall of mirrors
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Clarkey
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Anorexics anonimous
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dofkex
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The result of increasing population
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Geffry Jefferson
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F.u.c.k.i.n.g Midgets!
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Panthur
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George was amazed how his was the only house in the terrace to survive the tidal wave.
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col
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flat,flat for rent
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gusy
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mind your head on the way in please.
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QL
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Well at least its got a nice greenhouse
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Bluey
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The Robert Wadlow museum
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Max
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Won't you com upstairs ?
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djt
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yo mums house is so small you have to tgo outside to change your mind
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Caladon
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The upstairs party was going so well until the skunk appeared at the base of the stairs
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dude
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lol
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Craig Clark
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Halfway house for anorexics
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Swordfishtrombone
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At least this way the students can't sub-let
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ginger
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now even buildings are on a bloody diet!
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scotty
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Now who lives in a house like this.Daivd its over to you
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John
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When I said I wanted a one-up, one-down.....
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tom s
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i don't care how you disguise it, it will never take off
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dazz
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no you can't have a jerraf
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Andy P
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Thin house? or Fat people?
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juls
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housing boom ready for take off
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bigd
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brian,there is no way we can live there<>>>>>i wouldn't be able to open my legs
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i love joey0
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this house is gay to the core!!!!!!!!!
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juls
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james blunt buys a semi on by the sea
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WTF
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"No, you idiots... I said 'Just build the concrete floor', not 'Just build the corridor'
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not quite what the ad descirbes is it?
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"EXCEPTIONAL TOMO"
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KATE MOSS'S GAFF,
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Chris .O.
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Peter crouch invests in his perfect house
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Stupid
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Husband to Wife, sorry no way I am having the mother in law to stay there is no room I am not joking either!
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mackers
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the tide is out
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lucca
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Are Britains buldings too imposing you decide.
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gavthedarft
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Following chemotherapy for concrete cancer and an Extensionectomy, House was a shadow of his former self.
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CBEAR
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I am telling you I was here first
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DarkWorks04
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For Sale, two bedroom flat with a view.
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wile.e
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the new PS4 design just seemed a little too big!!
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B.Y.O.B.
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That's what you get if u let a woman build a house!! no offence
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Pat
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I don't care where you live - you're still a PINHEAD!
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Mick G.
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Welcome to the home of Perry Scope.
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Fred
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Builders from Hell
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pep
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...and over here we have the onsuite.
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juls
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viagra zone
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mazda
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Prime example of samba style over substance!
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AberrantAngel
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"You misunderstand, madam - the 'no fat chicks' sign is there for your safety..."
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Mr Ex-Architech
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HAHAHAHA Bet the architech got fired!!!
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Thomas Hernandez
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Does Ron Jeremy live here or what?
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gavthedarft
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Tardis Housing Corporation unveils its new headquarters.
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carl
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if looked at upside down this picture can hurt your neck
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mikey
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adrian, your butt looks big in anything
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lisa lomas
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outside a very thin house
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brad
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Want some home-slice?
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Toodle
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If it looks ridiculously narrow it is because it is ridiculously narrow
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CHAS
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JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS UNIQUE ONE OF A KIND PROPERTY........AND THANK GOD THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO LIVE IN IT....
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cj
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Yes, he was a Modernist Masai.
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Gelfling
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Its Sonny and Cher live with 'I got you babe'
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Jamie
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Honey, I've got your moms room ready.
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E. Bay
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And when we have pizza delivery, they have to bring it sideways...
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lucy lou
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U paid how much for that??? wer da hell is da rest of it!!
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SteveyBoi
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Jeeennngaaaaa...
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ministry of truth
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cosy house, great location. 500,000 pounds unfurnished
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gavthedarft
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It's compact and bijou Martin, compact and Bijou.
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cool jc
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giants math book
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john r
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this house exists for those who have the misfortune of being run over by a steam roller.
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juls
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kate moss rolls her own house
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Big Den
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Project house for sale: Lift in place; rooms not ye made up.
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stupid
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Welcome to the new weight watchers weekly meeting place, first one up the stairs gets a piece of chocolate cake
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florence
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Nigel, could you get the washing in please?
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Will
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Lonley Hearts
Tall man lookin for m8 2 share lankyness witth
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Murda Hoe!
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cutting down on your expenses?
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LuLu
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There was an old woman who lived in a............book???-?????
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Matt
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Welcome to Zippo Lighters' International Head Quarters.
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Levi,Aberdeen
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For Rent! One bedroom flat, ideal for a midget who lives alone!
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Shake
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Trump Towers Wannabe
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Mr Whippy
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New Wimpy 'Spacesaver homes'
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so this is what a toothpick looks like to an ant
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AB
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One of the models was trying to hide and blended in perfectly
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ray
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the girraffee likes his new home
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bextar
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now if this doesn't motivate the old girl to loose a few kilo nuthin will!
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Robby Ruff
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Pavarotti cancelled the Brazilian leg of his farewell tour after seeing the accommodation
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adz-web
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enough space for urm...2 peanuts
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X
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What the builders didn't realise is that the plans were folded like a concertina
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Brucifer
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Bill Gates' obsession with the PS2 was becoming a real problem.
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Charlie, London
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The hotel had looked much bigger in the brochure
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Daniel
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mine's bigger than yours
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jt
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whoever has desingned this "mordern arcutecture" has to give up the fags
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WENDY....G
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OK BREATHE OUT NOW...THE CAMERA MAN'S GONE
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juls
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just popping round to thin lizzys
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Turko
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This house is even more narrow then Mike's mom...
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Clarkey
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This guy must have had an ego
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ad34
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mr tall lives here
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anon
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this house will make sure i wont too fat again. it ll keep me slim
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xxx
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peter crouches c*nt
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Cuddles
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All that was left of the house plans after the dog shredded them.
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PJD
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they'll flat pack ANYTHING these days!
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Toto
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Big Dicks need not apply
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taffs
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"PADDY" now your friggin sure the drawings did not show metres?
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rich L
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wanky design housemate required
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John
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houses in property magazines are too skinny. how can any semi compete?
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Endy
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Weight Watchers headquarters
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harry
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nassas new rocket
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Les Linyard
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The worst narrow boat crash in living memory had provided an unexpected opportunity...
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James of the Artic
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dutch dildo factory
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IAN
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NEW THIN HOUSE FOR SIZE 0 SUPERMODELS
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lizzi
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the giant and the ant
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noodles
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whats this paris hiltons new house?
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liam martin
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sony unviels playstation 3
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ajhawkinsjr
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Sorry my house isn't quite as thin as I'd prefer, but I couldn't find a smaller toilet.
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juls
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on demolition the word blackpool was found printed throughout
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Mutt
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One of the government's new house designs for key workers in London!
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Pat
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You say your housing budget is a bit thin, I may have just the property for you.
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mick
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dave ended up with a lot of parts from his flat pack house
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juls
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welsh building firm cenotaph solves housing congestion
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AA
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so this is where all the top models live
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K
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"your place or mine?" "how scared of heights are you?"
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Jockula
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Detached 3 level apartment. Unique. Uninterrupted views from all windows.
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Adam W
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High prices on land hit construction companies
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rd
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"But Margery, if we don't tie it down, it's gonna fly away!?"
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KEZ
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First time buyers were not happy with their purchase
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Tatey-lou
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Gives a new meaning to "asleep on his feet"!
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Paul
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lanky streak of piss needed for dream home
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X BOX HALL
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ramblings
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(If I am to lose my extra pounds,I sure need a strong incentive...)I'll buy it!!!!!!
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Alex Robinson
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I would do a penis joke, but i'm too mature...
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bj
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A narrow house for a narrow minded person
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Big Jim
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Sadams New Missile Hideaway Discovered
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j
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this house is so small you'd have to go outside to change your mind
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Max
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Mr Bic's private French residence
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WENDY...G
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THE SKINNY MODELS GET EVERYWHERE
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Rob K, Bristol
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Peter Crouch loved his new home
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wil morgan
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No cat swinging here! W
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Barry
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Do you think the designer was compensating for something?
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sibongile
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plz call me and give ronaldinho gaucho my number 0794212047 i have been trying to get hold of him
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E-man
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this house only came second to victoria beckham in the thinnest objects competition
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juls
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who lives in a house like this ...rocket man
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Flute
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After the explosion only one house was left standing.
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Mark
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For Sale: Three story house, high ceilings through out, low maintenance, excellent views, suit ex-lighthouse worker.
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juls
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007 must live here because a womens voice was heard screaming roger moore..moore
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jontywhit
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hicory dicory doc the house looks like a cock
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Guess the real slim shaddy stood up!
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IRFI, Valencia
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QuakeProof
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Rooster
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Anorexia UK's new headquarters
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