The cat with the golden tooth



The cat with the golden tooth
Sebastian, a Persian cat with long black hair, sports gold crowns on his two large teeth, which grew sticking out from his lips in an underbite similar to a bulldog's. Concerned that his cat's exposed teeth could be damaged, Dr. David Steele a dentist from Alexandria, Ind., had gold crowns made for his pet cat.



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Vote up   Vote down  Colwel
I knew I shouldn't have eaten that shaver plug.
Vote up   Vote down  Joel H.
Just like most women, a soft, furry pussy with a taste for gold and a look of pure evil.
Vote up   Vote down  badspeller
get out me way, i will open the f*cking tin mysef!
Vote up   Vote down  baumskifilks
Who're you callin' "pussy"?
Vote up   Vote down  Paul
my mother always told me that women have teeth down there I suppose this proves it
Vote up   Vote down  Tankster
Gold Fanger, the cat with the meodas touch
Vote up   Vote down  git
Even Steve Irwin would have been scared!
Vote up   Vote down  danny
What do you mean you've run out of tuna!
Vote up   Vote down  TONY CQ
ozzy makes one last defiant satanic gesture before the grand finale of his latest show....ROCK!
Vote up   Vote down  Skene
Taking 'BLING' to a whole new level!!
Vote up   Vote down  townie
Felix the amazing circus cat, proves why he's the best, seen here almost completely swallowing two knitting needles.
Vote up   Vote down  niamh furlong
cat swollows chopsticks
Vote up   Vote down  E-man
After the play "CATS" became less popular they tried to add a James Bond twist "The Cat With The Golden Fangs" it was much less popular
Vote up   Vote down  G
"Let's get it On, Big Boy"
Vote up   Vote down  Turko-durukan
No pussy can stand this blink blink.
Vote up   Vote down  ron
i've been fangoed !
Vote up   Vote down  bungee-jumper
which one of you ugly, bone gnawing, ball licking, stick fetching, sons of bitches ate my cat nip???!!!
Vote up   Vote down  Martin
Erm has that cat got golden teeth?? *pimped cat*
Vote up   Vote down  Seal
Pussy Goldlore
Vote up   Vote down  Tim
toothy grin
Vote up   Vote down  CHAS
what are you lokin at.......you want some of me......well just come on....i will bite the livin hell out of you.....and then.......I WILL F..K YOU UP
Vote up   Vote down  Borris The Bold
"Muahahahahahahahaaa-aaaa!!!!!! I'll give them "Here Kitty Kitty..""
Vote up   Vote down  monkey
who are you calling pussy?
Vote up   Vote down  JAKE
YUM YUM
Vote up   Vote down  Alex
What you lookin at...
Vote up   Vote down  phil
barman give me two fingers of red eye
Vote up   Vote down  KEEF`
ALIEN vs PREDATOR vs TIDDLES
Vote up   Vote down  Claire
"No job we cannot do",.....Dental Association of Ireland
Vote up   Vote down  Tabs
'Do you think if I hold my nose and blow, my face will re-inflate?'
Vote up   Vote down  CBEAR
gold fanger
Vote up   Vote down  Caladon
In his spare time Mr Giggles tuned pianos
Vote up   Vote down  gingerbird
what a fangtastic picture of a furry pussy ooooh
Vote up   Vote down  Sport
Owner: "I just got my cat this grill from the Arabian guy in the mall for $600.00. Now Snoop-Kat's grill matches mines. We can do some straight up pimpin' now.
Vote up   Vote down  Neilios
try kicking me up the ar&e again!
Vote up   Vote down  Phoenix
Come on, pussy, make my day!
Vote up   Vote down  waspkid
one more step pooch n ill sink these into ya!
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LL cool cat shows of his new grills
Vote up   Vote down  Ryan S
John Prescott's cat pictured early today seem to have a clear message to awaiting photographers.
Vote up   Vote down  Hillary Clinton
"oh my god, my pussy has fangs"
Vote up   Vote down  Robbie
Hehe blade still hasnt found me
Vote up   Vote down  ME!1!1111!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO TUNA!!!!!!11!!!
Vote up   Vote down  Darthmoney
U see theez gold Grillz in my mouth? U gonn' gimme tha money to pay for this BitcH ~.^
Vote up   Vote down  Das Brukka
It's been a long time
Vote up   Vote down  DJSmad
Shrimp Salad, Shrimp Burger, Shrimp Kebab, Shrimp On Toast, Shrimp Stew, Shrimp Pudding Yeah that just about does it . . . . . .
Vote up   Vote down  Colin
Dawg?
Vote up   Vote down  townie
I want a refund on this fake tan product please. Look what it did - my furs gone completely black, and my eyes have turned orange!
Vote up   Vote down  jonny g
go ahead make my day
Vote up   Vote down  Just some guy
Muffins stared down at Misty the dog. This time there would be no surrender.
Vote up   Vote down  Carlos
x-ibit sometimes takes the idea of pimping things too far.
Vote up   Vote down  Jeremy
angry pussy
Vote up   Vote down  the englishman
Fangtuskkit
Vote up   Vote down  Zooloser
Say "cheese".
Vote up   Vote down  Das Brukka
where's the c*nt who swapped my contacts
Vote up   Vote down  Rob
I thawt I taw a putty tat!
Vote up   Vote down  pete
GRRR
Vote up   Vote down  me!!!
do you like my cat his name is "fang"
Vote up   Vote down  Big Jim
Gold Minger
Vote up   Vote down  (M)
Today, causing a media frenzy, Michael Jackson's son made his first public appearance without a shroud over his face. "My daddy says I'm beautiful!" he purred.
Vote up   Vote down  PJ
You where the @#%$ did my blow go? And why the hell is there cat-nip in my stash??
Vote up   Vote down  fergie47
With the queen eaten - supercat could now rule the world!!!
Vote up   Vote down  leannie
This pussy's been pimped.
Vote up   Vote down  SteveyBoi
with these teeth no one will be able to tell i have orange eyes!
Vote up   Vote down  townie
( Cat to himself ) I'd give anything for a hanky right now. These damn bogies are getting right up my nose!
Vote up   Vote down  DYLAN
"Read my lips UP YOURS!!!"
Vote up   Vote down  das brukka
just put it in, it won't bite
Vote up   Vote down  see more butes
ow that cat bit me then stole my watch mother.... fow
Vote up   Vote down  cool jc
why u looking at me punk
Vote up   Vote down  tayljaq76
Fluffy's knitting needle swallowing trick went horribly wrong!!
Vote up   Vote down  Aha
Cat mafia don
Vote up   Vote down  nigsmig
i've been expecting you mr bond
Vote up   Vote down  KATIE
Wow... Look at that cats eyes.
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you lookin at me?
Vote up   Vote down  ramblings
Women love it when I play it "hard to get"...
Vote up   Vote down  louise laing
its murder getting an NHS dentist these days!!!
Vote up   Vote down  Kucing jelek
Damn toothpicks.....I'll use dental floss next time.
Vote up   Vote down  P&N
The reason why Cat People find Bull-dogs "cute".
Vote up   Vote down  adam W
eyes really are bigger than stomach
Vote up   Vote down  dyyo
Look, It's Edgerine James,no maybe not
Vote up   Vote down  AliT
Coming soon to a cinema near you. From the makers of James Bond in The man with the golden gun comes The cat with the golden teeth
Vote up   Vote down  jonny
looks like itz been persesed
Vote up   Vote down  Mike Mathias
Roger the horned mouse takes refuge in a safe place
Vote up   Vote down  niky
you should have seen the state of the other pussy!
Vote up   Vote down  jane
Lost: Big black female cat. Answers to the name of "What the f**k are those?"
Vote up   Vote down  D.F.
apologies to drunken jt, i never noticed your comment
Vote up   Vote down  IR TEH STIN
This moggies hobby of chasing parked cars took an unexpected twist when he went past Westcoast Customs.
Vote up   Vote down  Pod
Why people Don't go near pussy whilst thier on Periods
Vote up   Vote down  ME
EVIL CAT INSIDE
Vote up   Vote down  ha
After Eating the last of the buffalo, felix turned to people
Vote up   Vote down  bigd
aghhhhhhhhhh get that pussy away from me,,,it just put two holes in my cock
Vote up   Vote down  ginger!!
this is fluffy, isnt he just darling?
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"ur all FIRED. Dont ask why" cats&dogs (to all the ford employes out there, bummer)
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That is one mean looking pussy!
Vote up   Vote down  sos
rrreww!
Vote up   Vote down  Jem
Oh my God! A floating cat head!
Vote up   Vote down  hazza
wow thats one big black pussy
Vote up   Vote down  Fatty bumbum
Through a tragic accident of nature, Mr Tibbles' anus was on his face.
Vote up   Vote down  wilf
The name "Fluffy Pussykins" didn't really seem appropriate after the dental surgery
Vote up   Vote down  Das Brukka
bite me, scaredy cat!
Vote up   Vote down  e11even
I got GRILLZ, I got GRILLZ...now show me yours...
Vote up   Vote down  tayljaq76
No mr Bond i dont exect you to talk.... i expect you to DIE!!!
Vote up   Vote down  Bob
We meet at last, Mr Bond
Vote up   Vote down  T!
'Hey, I'm talented! How many other cats can pick their noses with their teeth'
Vote up   Vote down  tkhjmrxz fapv
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Vote up   Vote down  Brucifer
Sup G?
Vote up   Vote down  edd
move over Snoopy Dogg...this pussy is about to take over
Vote up   Vote down  lbudz@ci.chi.il.org
I know Ronnie James Dio is small but do really think Puss-Puss ate him?
Vote up   Vote down  Batwoman
What are you looking at, ye gotta problem?
Vote up   Vote down  you momma
come here i wanna tell you some thing
Vote up   Vote down  Ed
New Pampers Baby Dry. Now With Furry Cat Faces!
Vote up   Vote down  Sayomi.Xx
Do my grillz match my eyes, Dawg?
Vote up   Vote down  pitty
thank you mtv, for pimping my cat!
Vote up   Vote down  Shawaddywaddy
Shit, I look like iv'e been hit in the face with a Shovel.
Vote up   Vote down  stumag
fork you!
Vote up   Vote down  Big Jim
Giz A Kiss
Vote up   Vote down  Ben
Thats one pussy i wouldnt lick!!
Vote up   Vote down  Hannah
Owner:aint he the cutest thing you ever saw Cat: what you lookin at?
Vote up   Vote down  tuners
iCat
Vote up   Vote down  jonty
I can pickmy nose with no paws
Vote up   Vote down  rob
Catwoman's become a real bitch!
Vote up   Vote down  mwahhaha
Get your bastard paws off my Felix!
Vote up   Vote down  JC
Sorry....do I look aggressive? Meow..food....Meow..-...Sleep...
Vote up   Vote down  mcblurty
thats the second pussy ive seen with teeth
Vote up   Vote down  hannibal
with fava beans and a fine catnip
Vote up   Vote down  Phil V
If he thinks he's losing a third thermometer up me arse he's another thing coming
Vote up   Vote down  BOB
Tell me again, where in the food chain were you?
Vote up   Vote down  stiffles
just vote this if you agree that all the captions so far are shit....
Vote up   Vote down  Will
*cough* Hair ball *cough*
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Is it becuase i is black?
Vote up   Vote down  tommy robb
its true gold member is a pussy
Vote up   Vote down  jimmy james
that ginger tabby sleeps with the fishes
Vote up   Vote down  minx
am i bovvered!
Vote up   Vote down  camera
No, I can't read the bottom line.
Vote up   Vote down  tlfxek duibr
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Vote up   Vote down  drunken jt
iv'e been expecting you mr bond
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I R Jaws
Vote up   Vote down  Bongo
pimp my pussy
Vote up   Vote down  Tom Smith
I will destroy everything you have ever loved... muahahahaha
Vote up   Vote down  Garfield
Odie, say hello to my cousin Gums
Vote up   Vote down  rob b
This is how cats say f*ck You
Vote up   Vote down  Gary
Count catular ha ha haa
Vote up   Vote down  me too
Damn straight it's bad luck to pass THIS black cat's path.
Vote up   Vote down  Wreck Ammended
Tom cats looking for a B.J. might be well advised to wear a Kevlar condom...
Vote up   Vote down  fbgqwmni oitezy
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Vote up   Vote down  Maggie
Scmere FooFoo Kitty...let me tickle you with my gold teeth!
Vote up   Vote down  lottie
This cat is a breed called wartcat[warthog/cat]
Vote up   Vote down  si
Enough is enough , the superglue stunt is really starting to get to me now !
Vote up   Vote down  bee
The CATS the Musical poster if it was advertised in the Bronx
Vote up   Vote down  jonny g
i'd like to eat her liver with some farber beans and a nice bottle of kianti
Vote up   Vote down  Diego
go on. call urself han solo and stroke this wookie!
Vote up   Vote down  PAUL
mm was i supposed to swallow it head first after all !
Vote up   Vote down  Josh
Oh My God!!!!! its blacky the gold toothed pimp!!!!!
Vote up   Vote down  bethany
bad teeth
Vote up   Vote down  scotty
Fook snoop dog
Vote up   Vote down  sos
eeeeeevilllllll, ha ha ha ha ha (the ford one was mine as well. just because)
Vote up   Vote down  mr,mr
look into my eyes, you are getting sleepy... when you hear my perr you shall think your a mouse
Vote up   Vote down  jinny
scientists have finaly broken through! They have managed to breed warthogs with cats.
Vote up   Vote down  TAYLJAQ76
DAMN CHOPSTICKS !!!
Vote up   Vote down  tony
omg i nearly ate ur pussy
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