Cameron Diaz blowjob - Overpaid celeb refuses teen's dying wish

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What would your last dying wish be?

Guest: J (736 days ago)
I want to go to uni! Lol. Can't wait.
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Guest: Illigitamate.John (741 days ago)
Uni. Yeah love it. Yeah.
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Guest: Alex D (747 days ago)
Over here in Scotland, new students are encouraged to drink themselves stupid. If this fad catches on, they will all fail their first year and have to re-sit. Scotland needs to pull their finger out if they want to get anywhere.
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Guest: lost (753 days ago)
lol, hell thing is funny.
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Guest: wana b me (753 days ago)
Fucking funny shit and such a true picture for uni.
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Guest: Jimmy Nix (760 days ago)
To become a music legend, and to have a threesome with Adriana Lima and Denise Richards! Molly, Chav = Council house and violence.
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Guest: silas (760 days ago)
To have sex whilst smoking a whole field of pure Jamaican skunk.
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Guest: Molly (770 days ago)
My last dying wish would be for there to be no war and no more animal testing. I would also would like to know what the the fuck a chav is and why they have something against goths????
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Guest: Tom (770 days ago)
Yeah baby, I'd like to fly a 767 into the golden temple of Amritzah and give them fuckers a taste of their own medicine.
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Guest: p .edo (777 days ago)
To steal the virginity of a small girl.
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Guest: Reaper (778 days ago)
Fuck dying wishes, live and do 'cause dead is dead baby...
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Guest: fuck im horney (779 days ago)
Eat out Emma Watson, then poke Jessica Simpson, then lastly put my 15 inches in them both.
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Guest: Plz can this come tru (779 days ago)
Get laid by all the footballers wives!! Then have Camaron Diaz as a fuck buddy on the side and lick out Carmon Electra and get an hourly snog off J-Lo. Mmm...
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Guest: rajwan (782 days ago)
Get a blow job off the one and only Britney Spears, she seems 2 be good at that sorta stuff.
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Guest: Jonestar (784 days ago)
My dying wish would be.... for a fucking cure!!!
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Guest: Tadg. (784 days ago)
My dying wish is to ram it right up Tam Stevens bum - again!
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Guest: gladiator (789 days ago)
My last dying wish is to hope that Christians and Muslims will be friends, no more war, Saddam Hussein and Osama will be Bush's best friends. And lastly to touch and lick Jessica Alba's asshole and vagina.
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Guest: Father Neills (789 days ago)
To live hard, die young and leave a good looking corpse. Oh hell, I blew that one by still being alive I guess. What else can I screw up?
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Guest: Richard Manley (789 days ago)
My dying wish is to suck Niall Harper's hard cock until he cums all over my face then I would do a frozen rocket with him. Then we'd both go and do mung on an old granny. After that we would fuck a dog and a horse. This is my dying wish please make it true!!!
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Guest: KC (789 days ago)
Shag shag and shag, all ova the place n have my cock sucked and tongued on the end... ohhh yehhhh, I wanna cum all ova sum1s face...
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Guest: im no tellin youz (789 days ago)
I want to be sucked off by Mischa Barton. She is soooooooo fucking hot!!! Does anyone know who I'm talking about?
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Guest: bill (789 days ago)
Kill all chavs, they're a waste of space. They do nowt all day when honest hard working people like myself have to provide them with money so their slags of teenage girlfriends who should get out and find a nice working bloke and stop having little chav kids at 15.
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Guest: nathan (789 days ago)
Fuck J Lo.
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Guest: #1 PIMPSTER (789 days ago)
My last dying wish is to be a celebrity sex slave for eternity.
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Guest: yes!!! (789 days ago)
MY LAST DYING WISH WOULD BE TO HAVE YOUR MOM'S CLIT IN MY MOUTH, WHILE I FUCK YOUR SISTER IN THE ASS AND YOUR POP'S SUCKING MY LEFT NUT, WHILE YOUR GRANDMA IS LICKING MY RIGHT. I WOULD ALSO HAVE YOUR BROTHER RAMMING YOUR SISTER'S ABORTED FETUS IN AND OUT OF MY ASS, WHILE GETTING HIS ASS LICKED BY THE FAMILY DOG. I CAN ONLY DREAM...
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Guest: larry (789 days ago)
My wish would to die in a really cool way such as being eaten alive by elephants or skydiving into a pie and demand this to be broadcasted across the world and put on Bore Me.
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Guest: the mighty (789 days ago)
To fuck bin Laden up the ass with a rusty knife then slit the twat's neck with it.
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Guest: chris (789 days ago)
Just to be left in peace to get on with the job.
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Guest: NIna (789 days ago)
If I was gonna die soon, my last wish would be to meet Green Day. They're my inspiration.
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Guest: Gene (795 days ago)
If someone asked me 'Any last requests?' my reply would be: 'Yeah. Drop dead.'
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