Moodley: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice." Son: "No - I will choose my own bride!" Moodley: "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter." Son: "Well, in that case... OK!"
Next, Moodley approaches Bill Gates.
Moodley: "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!" Moodley: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... OK!"
Finally, Moodley goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Moodley: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!" Moodley: "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law." President: "Ah, in that case... OK!"
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