WWE entertainment recently announced it was stopping broadcasts and shutting down, just a few short minutes after Chuck Norris said he was thinking of joining.
For Chuck Norris, every day is Dolmio Day.
Chuck Norris does not need a seatbelt. Chuck Norris will crush anyone stupid enough to get in the way of Chuck Norris in a car accident.
If nails are really good, they are as hard as Chuck Norris'.
Chuck Norris can fit through the eye of a needle.
Judgement Day will only happen when Chuck Norris gets a phone call from God.
When doctors try to take Chuck Norris' pulse, Chuck Norris removes theirs.
Every singer ever is miming to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can find things Google didn't know existed.
Chuck Norris has completed Halo on legendary mode just by pressing one button twice. Chuck Norris refuses to say which button.
Chuck Norris owns millions of websites. All end in '.chuck'.
Chuck Norris doesn't have friends or family. Only victims.
You don't want to be opposite Chuck Norris.
You don't want to be behind Chuck Norris.
You don't want to be beside Chuck Norris.
You want to stay the fuck away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the first person to tell the chicken crossing the road joke. When the person didn't get it, Chuck Norris killed them.
Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has only had sex once. 2000 - 2006.
Chuck Norris can wrestle poodles, and win.
Chuck Norris has more veins in his forehead than Jonathan 'the gay' Herbert.
Chuck Norris was just joking about that last statement.
Pwy ydy fy nhad? You guessed it. Chuck Norris.
Only two types of people have spoken to Chuck Norris, the dead and those who are about to die.
In Mongolian, the word for 'death' is 'Chukanoris'.
Accidents caused by not sending chain emails on is Chuck Norris at work.
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Guest: blech (688 days ago)
Who would win? Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan? Neither, because Chuck already killed them both... at the same time.
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Guest: women are not angels (768 days ago)
Is there a guy version of all this??? Women are no angels but you don't see a guy going nuts and throwing a spaz attack now do you. No. He just finds the guy, breaks his nose and hey-presto. No lass likes a lad with a smashed up boat race!
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Guest: big j (768 days ago)
Long live the single life, it's cheaper and easier to get laid, plus there's no real time and you can drink, smoke and eat what you want, when you want and there's no one to tell you off. And like the old saying goes, "If you're going to do something right, do it yourself".
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Guest: tony two times (768 days ago)
These ladies could have saved all their energy and not been such miserable c*nts to make their man cheat in the first place.
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Guest: 2woofy4u (768 days ago)
I also caught her on camera giving a guy head, that's a pretty picture and told the judge I did. He ask me for the evidence so I told him I'll support the evidence next time in court. This is truly an evil woman who hates herself for every reason. I can understand why there are so many breakups. People have to get a handle of themselves, take control of yourself, not someone else, you are your own responsibilty and when you're being cheated on, that's the time to say good bye. After all that's said and done, I have to say good day and good ridence.
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Guest: James (768 days ago)
In the past year I've been in jail 5x because I caught my separated wife with multiple men, having sex with them. So now she's really pissed at me. My 2 childern are suffering from the relationship. HELP!
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Guest: --- (770 days ago)
ALL MEN ARE COMMITMENT PHOBIC PIGS WHO WILL JUST LIE TO GET WHAT THEY WANT. ONCE THEY HAVE HAD IT THEY WILL MOVE ON TO THE NEXT POOR COW.
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Guest: Cutie (770 days ago)
My fella cheated on me but begged me to forgive, so I did but not after I gave him a punch to the face, ripped up his favourite photo album, made him pay for me to stay in a 5 star hotel that night with room service and told everyone how small his manhood was. People still mock him about penis to this day, it's great.
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Guest: taz (775 days ago)
A woman scorned is an evil thing... for all you cheaters out there, you WILL be found out... and then we women shall party on ur cheating carcass..!
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Guest: Britta (775 days ago)
Absolutely fantastic!!! I don't trust any man, cos they are all the same!!! I wish I'd have known that my fella was cheating on me when I left him, because I would have smashed up his precious record collection. But on the other hand she has done me a favour by taking him off my hands.
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