funnylife
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smile please..
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markymark
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'Just checking the mileage'
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willie stroker
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Talk about a kodak moment!!
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bored ed
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the funny thing is, shes a transvestite.
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Akom
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So thats who sat on my camera.I'll have that back.....Thank you!
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lewi-p
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Ah there's your problem...Your undercarrage is filthy!
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chimp
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Gives a new meaning to shooting hoops..............
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Tig
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The first number out in the win-a-car draw was about to take place.
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vultre
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just reseting the white balance
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king of kool
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i was proved wrong, not one person had stared at my tits all day
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Lou
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Just checking the exposure
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hedge
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well it would be rude to kneel down and look up wouldn't it
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garycos
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OOpps, I think that fart followed through, hope noone notices.
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jw
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And I thought that top was more than enough pink...
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Big Pete
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Look I can prove shes talking out of her arse.
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chimp
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Checking for furry dice...
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garycos
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Scottie had forgotten to reset his tricorder since the last R&R.
|
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ed jon n will
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alfa romeo showroom entrance fee- £8.00
new car-£22,000.00
having a picture of your p*$$* taken by a strange man-PRICELESS
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Turko-durukan
|
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There is a dark cave between the two legs and we are trying to find it...
|
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Mike Starski
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"Wow, I'm such a convincing woman. I hope nobody finds out i'm a man!"
|
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jakey boi
|
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honestly i was just checking under her bonnet to make sure she was in road worthy condition
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nevertheless
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instead of giving the girl an old fashion parking ticket for actually parking _inside_ a building, the officer decided that another method of punishment would be better...for them both.
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garycos
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Hum, I strike this sexy pose, and nobody's even looking at me..
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j chong
|
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could you spread your legs a bit pls so i can get a shot of the key hole
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Ollie
|
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hmm, a bit of a draught, coming from here
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Scary Mary
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Can I have a Feel....tut... go on then!!!
|
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Tom H
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Think the misses will mind if i take this one for a ride?
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man
|
|
the true meaning of flash the gash
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funny guy4
|
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'see mark, i told you she knew too much about cars to be a bird'
|
|
Dominic Gavin
|
|
Award-winning journalist Dave came up trumps again!
|
|
haza
|
|
ooh! what conditioner do you use?
|
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Sunnyside
|
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He was sure it was Mega-Muff McGuire from school but there was only one way to be sure.
|
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Senor Fandango
|
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This door handle is a bit damp...
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markus carcus
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Just checking to see if you are a natural blonde x;o)
|
|
garycos
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|
Hmmmm, key left in door... no-one will know if I just rub.... ooohh....gently...-.eeeeehhh... against it..... aahhhh.....
|
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Hugh G. Rection
|
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he didnt realise it was the pre-op transexual convetion
|
|
jack b
|
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can you tell the difference between front and back when i use the new mach 3 razor
|
|
dutty
|
|
The latest in vending machine technology, epect to see nationwide from 2007 (also available in brunette)
|
|
Joel H.
|
|
After his last date, he wanted to make sure she came with the right equipment. His ass is still sore from Saturday.
|
|
Craig
|
|
I thought this had keyless entry?
|
|
BJ
|
|
The 2006 Mini has improved rear visibility over the old model but its still pants.
|
|
Wingman
|
|
can you hear me now%3F
|
|
damian R
|
|
toms new job testing the life of tampax was a real winner!
|
|
Rogem
|
|
Teenagers of today...
|
|
joel
|
|
he's so despret
|
|
Foamy's No.1 Fan
|
|
The motor show goes on for that man.
|
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mirza
|
|
nice thong!
|
|
Ryker's dad
|
|
If that's what happens when you join the Commandos , sign me up...
|
|
O Deare
|
|
Exhaust seems ok
|
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dannt the rat
|
|
quick nobodys lookin, take a picture of my ass
|
|
markus carcus
|
|
oh s**t! i forgot to turn the red eye reduction on on the flash
|
|
Browny Brown
|
|
"Frankella, your balls have come loose again!"
|
|
gary
|
|
zoom zoom!
|
|
JJB- again
|
|
I knew I shouldn't have played with that magnet ealier!
|
|
question mark
|
|
Are you done yet?
|
|
Potty
|
|
A scene from the forthcoming film "Harry Potter and the Missing Bush"
|
|
|
|
Cool let me take a peek!
|
|
Lowie
|
|
They install rear parking censors on everything these days!!
|
|
Adam
|
|
people think this is a camera but boy oh boy does she need her breath freshened
|
|
jimmyzero
|
|
this new camera dipenser is way more astethically pleasing than the one created in the 1940's
|
|
Rob
|
|
Where has that upskirt pervert gone ??
|
|
Chris
|
|
This will go great on my bedroom wall!!
|
|
Johnny T
|
|
Lets see if she is lip-sinking her words correctly!
|
|
Salter
|
|
His wife suspected nothing when he claimed his new hobby was photographing beaver.
|
|
CHIYO
|
|
it looks nice here."COVER THE FACE F**K THE BASE"
|
|
Maxman
|
|
The real reason men go to car shows!!!
|
|
|
|
OMG
|
|
peter
|
|
just checking how big the boot is
|
|
tc
|
|
YEP IT COMES WITH AIR BAGS AND FRONT FLAPS
|
|
Neal
|
|
I wonder if my new camera has red-eye reduction ....
|
|
Cameraman
|
|
Hey babe !!! My camera has a reeeeally long zoom lenses
|
|
hollybob
|
|
look at the mud flaps on that beauty!!!!
|
|
jacko
|
|
smile and say squeeze
|
|
Ryker's dad
|
|
When you said you were in the Commandos I thought you ment.........
|
|
sillymoment
|
|
whoops i sliped
|
|
Will Floyd
|
|
OIII!!!! Watch out Women, its the 21st centuary peeping Tom...
|
|
Murt
|
|
So this is where I get my tiket for parking the car
|
|
carrot
|
|
thought there was a draft in here, i better appologise to the window fitter
|
|
Tom H
|
|
Lovely body work would'nt mind checking the interior
|
|
JJB
|
|
I knew i shouldn't have palyed with that magent earlier!
|
|
|
|
i'll just enter the key into the hole.
(multiple slappings follow)
|
|
LEIGH
|
|
just checking for scratches on the bodywork
|
|
grease the fat f*ck
|
|
pwarrr!! have a spray of that on ya smelly smut
|
|
issamee
|
|
Screw the caption competition - I want to see the photo he took!
|
|
dvdthegr8
|
|
New Kodak swivel lens
fun for all the family
|
|
Cupcake
|
|
I love these new camera dispensing machines...but you think this is bad, where d'ya think I put the money???
|
|
Hmm wats v. witty
|
|
I told u mate, i have the key to every womens heart
|
|
ctlp
|
|
come on give us a wink!!
|
|
ME
|
|
What an asshole
|
|
nameless
|
|
what was that flash oh it must have been my emagination
|
|
SUPER BI
|
|
I WANTED A FLURBY BURGER AT THE DRIVE-THRU, NOT A FURRY BURGER
|
|
rrcorky
|
|
hey I am crapping handcuffs
|
|
Wazza69
|
|
I wonder if i rub this phone again another genie will pop out ?
|
|
paul millard
|
|
i'm just seaing if she's still alive
|
|
mark phipps
|
|
romeo romeo take a picture of my HOLEO
|
|
Jon
|
|
Cheese! erm well erm Maybe not quite cheese
|
|
JB
|
|
Reporter states She was talking out of her arse
|
|
joel
|
|
oh my god
|
|
|
|
being seen taking a picture up someone's skirt - priceless
|
|
Puritan
|
|
He just wants to know "Victoria's Secret"! She just want to know who's car that is!
|
|
Seany
|
|
If you could just let 'er blow now!
|
|
~
|
|
well, there are only so many opporunities to see a flash in luminious settings
|
|
spaztech
|
|
So that's what the European's mean by 'boot'.
|
|
Colin Marshall
|
|
Back off my bumper budy!!!
|
|
Caladon
|
|
When home, Dwayne was upset to find he had not used a flash to illuminate the huge void
|
|
|
|
THERE IS JUST NO EXCUSE FOR THIS
|
|
Jonathan Mogg
|
|
bit flash
|
|
|
|
dougy trys to t
|
|
Tommy Twinkle Toes
|
|
I hope I have turned the flash off
|
|
Bert Mandrake
|
|
No matter how close he got, Bond just couldn't fire off the stinger missiles with that bitch in the way of the receiver.
|
|
arachnid
|
|
Bond knew he only had one chance to place the homing device
|
|
Adam Bolton
|
|
new camera £150, taking pictures up girls skirt..........price-less
|
|
Dee
|
|
i heard about u. ur da 1 dat wont let ppl get in2 der cars! i hav 2 take a pic 2 take 2 da police! Y not? One for wen the misses is on holiday.
|
|
me
|
|
What a nest
|
|
JIMMY PAGE
|
|
He dosnt know "f**k you" is written there
|
|
ivorlong14u
|
|
LOOK!! Thats a MAN, Man!!
|
|
|
|
the new kodak digicam 4.5mega family edition - for all of those occasions that u want 2 share with the family
|
|
Mark
|
|
Say 'cheese'
|
|
dave
|
|
just checking out the interier
|
|
nightgoddess
|
|
You know that little tag that says.."inspected by 875" well this is whats considered field work.
|
|
Kzar ugz
|
|
Proof that there is a wrong way to eat a reeses.
|
|
SHASHI
|
|
LOOK NICE
|
|
SAL
|
|
check out the new exhaust, which is small and without any smoke coming out
|
|
turab
|
|
wot can i say, i liek cars
|
|
MARK
|
|
CAPTURING INTELLIGENCE ON THE MOVE
|
|
The_Rogster
|
|
forunatly a passer by managed to catch the spy cam as it slipped from it's concealed hiding place
|
|
|
|
nice bits
|
|
Andy D
|
|
I'm telling you, that's a punani, not a Ferrari!
|
|
tony...uk
|
|
i cant see them comeing....ok let me lift you higher my love.
|
|
4sta
|
|
2 seconds later, although she was going commando, Adam wasn't impressed when he realised Jenna doesn't have ANY bowel control whatsoever...
|
|
rollie
|
|
new remote for car lock but you gotta get real close.
|
|
Soundmix Pro
|
|
Anyone seen a beaver????
|
|
ryan d
|
|
claire i didnt know you were black down there when your blonde on top nice you dye your mop
|
|
tom hughes
|
|
don,t forget to smile
|
|
Ross McLean
|
|
I feel a slight tingly sensation coming from behind
|
|
Super b
|
|
show us your interior
|
|
andy
|
|
wach out
|
|
Keith Peters
|
|
Pardon me, you seem to have dropped your hair piece.
|
|
shammy
|
|
nice ass,, shame about the face
|
|
franko
|
|
It seems my car keys open ur legs and not my doors..can i get in then??
|
|
sparks
|
|
what a lovely skirt!!
|
|
Øystein
|
|
Say "cheese"!
|
|
OzWaLd
|
|
This Pictures gonna be Pants!!
|
|
Skumbagz
|
|
Perverts and Rapists visit car shows too!
|
|
Majora
|
|
I sure hope nobodys taking my picture doing this
|
|
aramel
|
|
Unbenownst to Simone, she was the first person to test the new Fart Emission Detector. Well done, Simone - we salute you.
|
|
ant
|
|
never miss a genuine oppurtunity
|
|
Amonomonyous
|
|
What I really wanna know is, if he's got the camera, who took this picture?
|
|
Sky
|
|
Jim shortly after discovered that the model was, in fact, a man.
|
|
Brian B
|
|
Dan just loves clams
|
|
illuvatar
|
|
Make every shot a "sneaky shot"
|
|
Gary
|
|
so the handryer in the gents broke again
|
|
FM
|
|
Vaughan Pervert!
|
|
shane
|
|
whats this i see
|
|
AZAZ
|
|
SEX
|
|
tom
|
|
i think were looking at the wrong picture
|
|
|
|
'cheeeese'
|
|
mailer
|
|
i hope the flash is on
|
|
Jamieboy
|
|
What a bonnet!
|
|
dirtyboy
|
|
not only does the body need no work but the undercarriage looks great too!
|
|
space chakan
|
|
wow. this model has a built in side skirt
|
|
Klemmer
|
|
The wonders of mordern technology
|
|
ljilé
|
|
pljkiléõ
|
|
Bobby swansea
|
|
Do you come with the car?
|
|
chefbri
|
|
"hey, shes not a natural red head"
|
|
silly one
|
|
always read the small print .... panties are an optional extra
|
|
Bryan L
|
|
Sven Goran Erriksson's secret mission to catch Peter Crouch in drag had gone a step too far..
|
|
simbastyles
|
|
"i'm a ginacologist i swear"
|
|
Keith, Plymouth.
|
|
Any money off for the nasty crack in the bodywork?
|
|
GR8ness
|
|
Pair of tickets to autoshow: $100
Entry into autoshow: $500
While getting pissed off because you were stood up someone taking a picture of your penis: PRICELESS
|
|
|
|
beautiful!!!!
|
|
gerbil
|
|
is this were put da money afta ive finished wit u?
|
|
muzumbo
|
|
The new Sony 5megapixel camera..now with worm's eye view
|
|
Richard
|
|
Tina was pissed. The security measures this year were ridiculous!
|
|
Neal
|
|
Is that a 10x zoom or are you just pleased to see me?
|
|
cs
|
|
nice lips!
|
|
Gerry
|
|
Dave was determined not to miss baby's first moment.
|
|
chicken nooddles
|
|
Brand new Camera - £280
Tickets to the Alfe Romao show - £75
A shoot of a strangers minge - Priceless!
|
|
aramel
|
|
There was only one way Professor Ciabatta could prove that Kinky Rubenstein did in fact steal the Hope Diamond....
|
|
Jon O
|
|
Here....let me catch that for you!
|
|
oli b
|
|
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
|
|
The Toucher
|
|
"So THERE is my chewing gum."
|
|
carrot
|
|
eh nar think a wont bobby ball get a life
|
|
Stuart D, UK
|
|
“ Dave, I said take a picture of the Renault Megane’s new model rear end.. That’s the Alfa Romeo Stand!! “
|
|
David
|
|
one for the lads!
|
|
jasser
|
|
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
|
|
assassin
|
|
Ive squeezed as hard as I can, thats all your gonna get!
|
|
IDMA
|
|
Checking the integrity of the muffler
|
|
Mole
|
|
Corr love ya got a turtlehead!
|
|
shootingmonkey
|
|
she has a dick
|
|
sandriaz
|
|
jus cheking the exhoust
|
|
tim h.
|
|
How to get laid.
|
|
Vicky
|
|
is it off road ready
|
|
benzm
|
|
bad
|
|
toby
|
|
at last i can tell me mates ive seen one sad twat
|
|
leroy
|
|
howsat....who'd have thought that'd drop out of there!
|
|
|
|
I knew it!!!
she's not a REAL blonde
dreamer
|
|
|
|
say cheese...
|
|
JackB
|
|
Ah... so wax dolls do have stuff down there... who knew? Oh, holy sh*t - she's real!
|
|
leannie
|
|
It was laundry day, unluckily for her.
|
|
mARTin
|
|
her feet are kinda big... oh god no!
|
|
juventus
|
|
these new digi camera dispensers are nice. cought it just in time!
|
|
cool jc
|
|
and they wonder why men at the processing shop's get horny
|
|
netpal
|
|
pervert caught on film
|
|
Stick
|
|
This key looks a bit small for this lock.
|
|
Chris
|
|
Smile, your on slimballs camera
|
|
Spidermonkey
|
|
Man proves that women talk out of their arse!
|
|
mmn256
|
|
can you do it
|
|
Clarkeyboy
|
|
Onlooker checks the interior for comfort, appearance, design and manouverability
|
|
e4tq
|
|
Odd? They mounted this exterior cup-holder upside down........
|
|
T-man
|
|
He later found out after printing the picture that this was a wast of time. This was a dude!
|
|
R
|
|
JUST CHECKING BOOTY SPACE
|
|
BB
|
|
Learn to spell u ginger numpty!
|
|
Kevin Gunn
|
|
John needed evidence that there was a major leak coming form under the bonnet
|
|
Mr. T & Mr. X
|
|
Damn it! Chasity belt again!
|
|
nayvid
|
|
fanny magnet....quite literally
|
|
wickedgerbil
|
|
OH CRAP! It's a GUY!!!
|
|
Pete
|
|
Oh gees, I wish she'd comb her hair and put her teeth in.
|
|
Iceman
|
|
Can't help but feel that we've been shown the wrong picture.
|
|
murad
|
|
just measuring for radiation
|
|
ekim
|
|
definitely an 8X10
|
|
will
|
|
so thats where i left my car
|
|
MR COOL!
|
|
MAN OR WOMAN?
|
|
Bedazzler
|
|
The diarrhea pills aren't working, I better hold myself up against this car...
|
|
Mayhem
|
|
"Do you think my clit looks Big in this ??????????"
|
|
D
|
|
Kick the tires, check. Headlights in good shape, check. Gotta check the rear end too.
|
|
me
|
|
An upskirt pic of you shown on the internet: Priceless
|
|
the goo
|
|
i thought i saw a pair of balls
|
|
konstigamiss
|
|
"But the card here.. and the gate will open.."
|
|
mech
|
|
Urgh! The car is scratched! Yeah... that's right lady, you can stand there covering it all you want... we still noticed! Time for a picture... evidence. Hmmm
|
|
ha
|
|
Do the keys go in this slot there.
|
|
|
|
nice interior
|
|
jim george
|
|
i got a photo of an alfa/spider
|
|
q(o_o)p
|
|
hurry up Tom.. i wanna go see the minis
|
|
edd bayes
|
|
can you really take a picture of a fart?
|
|
Dave
|
|
damn....the flash didnt work
|
|
david aka ball sack
|
|
the body work is amazing, and ha's a powerful engine, but can it take a knock from the rear
|
|
rob
|
|
it's warm!!!
|
|
God's Ego
|
|
Britney's unborn baby... exclusive first picture
|
|
Someone
|
|
Do u get the lady with the Car?
|
|
codbasher
|
|
I new it! Dandruff on her shoes
means no knickers on
|
|
superman
|
|
i think my keys are stuck to your ass
|
|
NYIPNYIP
|
|
WOULD YOU MIND SHIFTING YOUR FAT ARSE I'M TRYING TO GET IN THE CAR
|
|
|
|
Ahhh, I knew it! radar indicates she's amazing in bed.
|
|
Sly Stallone
|
|
Reporters finally understand where Bridget Nielsen's speaks from.
|
|
ken g
|
|
bet she cost the same as the car for the year.
|
|
Me
|
|
Make a big smile with those lips and say CHEESE dick!
|
|
GGBOB
|
|
Hey, I can see my car from here.
|
|
Mike Starski
|
|
The things 'The Sun' will do to get a story?!?
|
|
Eddie Baws
|
|
I wish I wearing underwear, incase I FLASH anyone!
|
|
qwertyuiop
|
|
I'm unlocking the car, honest!
|
|
Verr Wongule
|
|
The Super Zoom confirmed he was going to be dad!
|
|
nic warner
|
|
i hope i remember my underwear o well wat can u expect im a blonde
|
|
kinney
|
|
f..k its a man
|
|
Alan
|
|
Cheese!? Hope not!
|
|
luke colman
|
|
i was just checking if you were a man! Honest!
|
|
Dom
|
|
The GPS system was working
|
|
Cleatus
|
|
It will only take a minute
|
|
Shrewsgod
|
|
Dave takes his new camera from the "better Looking" dispensor
|
|
unnown name
|
|
maby he is looking for pussy and finds balls
|
|
Simon
|
|
....Jim would often spend many nights alone looking at the pictures and wondering why he could never find the ideal woman to sleep with!!
|
|
markus carcus
|
|
i've always said this job is pants working for the sun newspaer.
|
|
Daws
|
|
The cars are crap in this section cough (Alfa) so might aswell not waste the film
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allan
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I wonder whats under the bonnet?
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wayne lloyd
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i thought the new neon came standard with keyholes not assoles
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Big Lenn
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bet you a tenner its got nuts!
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This car have crack up
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JFAST
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checking how much gas is left in the tank
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JK
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The reading on Gary's hermaphrodite-ometer were off the charts.
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ellis
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...and for my next trick....
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ciderfrom11
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Hmm - the underseal seems to be OK...
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barry white oh YEAH
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never mind da jokes he wis feelin it n u no it
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Steffan Maus
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Camera: $250
Car Show Entrance Fee: $15
Finding out that the picture you posted on the internet is your boss's daughter: PRICELESS
(SEEN AT BOREME.COM)
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Dirk shagnasty
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All because a lady loves her piles played with!
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Arabia
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Those Bean Burritos are just not making me feel good. frrrrttttttt Ahhh i feel better!
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Rikkin
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Say "Cheese....Ohh DON'T!!!"
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the impressario
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i'll say now, when its about to wink
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juniorcove
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theres a crack in this model
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DEATHbeGONE
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Little does that guy know i am a heshe!! he he
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Dave Lloyd
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Told you "Her legs go right up to her arse"
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noone important
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well well, double features here.
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Ad
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is that the bonnet of a vw bettle i can see??
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white knife
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down a bit please....
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ohh she does smile
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jon neale
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As Sandra was on the point of giving up hope of ever getting out of that damn chastity belt, help was at hand.
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KazR
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Snap up a fannytastic Alfa Romero today
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andrew
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ass
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Dom
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Honey, where did yoy put the car key...?
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Wingman
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can you hear m enow?
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PeteJ
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Ready ... Set... Phaaaaaaarp%21
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The Jeh
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Would you look at that... I finally got full signal!
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duffman
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Cost of camera- £200
Ticket to the motorshow- £40
10s of superb interior finish- priceless
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Jonny D
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Must be my lucky day, it isn't every day you find a camera up a womans skirt!!!
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Big B
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ooo, thats the colour i want for my wall
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Oriundo
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MMh snoopy wouldnt eat peanuts as the sun rises in Philadelphia. Which reminds me about that day in the caves
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Paddy
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this photograohers working his way from the ground up!
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Tobias Barnes
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put 'er there pal.
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R@v!
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F***k me! Its a he!
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Mark Hillman
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Told you, not a genuine blonde
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wickedwally
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"is she?.........or isn't she???????
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moe
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nice job dood
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brad666
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I only done it for the crack...!
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Benny Hill
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'Is the interior fur lined?'
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codbasher
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For F**ks Sake!! Who hit her with an axe
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Dhin
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I think a penis check is in order here.
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hotrod
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That's a big grin love.
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joel
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i wonder if that will make a good screen savor
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cappy
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dougy trys to take a photo of me
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douglas
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i could swear shes a guy
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Mather
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Omg wheres the pic for it? And well done
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andy d
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that stinks get a pic
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MM
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Damn! Such juicy lips!
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icemanrsb
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I wonder how I can my face in this picture ???
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Proudy
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Thats good, no alarm on this one
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51M0N
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"I'm so glad I divorced my wife!!"
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Robert
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Under the bonnet it looks like its never been ridden
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da bomb
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nice arss women
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umesh lulla
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never miss an oppertunity
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middigit
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Need any help sir? I'd like to purchase this one here, and i'll take a photo for my mates down the pub.
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Tivana
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101 things you can do with a digital camera
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Conundrum
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now that's a kodak moment
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milktray
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clench please...
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hskrzfan
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Dang it! I thought this modeling gig was supposed to get me some attention!
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Tumbleweed
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Okay...now I get those citroen ads
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martijn
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randy is goor!
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Jesus
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No that is not the keyhole for the door
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Jewey1820
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and if i just stand here for abit noone will notice i have an erection under my skirt - phew!!
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Chris
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Captain! My tricorder readings indicate the smell is coming from this quadrant!
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hughesy
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yea the flash on this new camera is awsome dave
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Paul, Scotland
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The Jokes On Him, Her Name Is Bob
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bored shitless
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Who said men were the intelligent species???
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pitty
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david blaines antics hadnt gained him any female fans, so he had to resort to .......
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haha
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wonder where eddie murphie was when this happened;)
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Me
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"Quick, light my fart!"
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Em
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I think I left my wallet up there
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Bryan
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Hide and seek
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Airosmith
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Dude looks like a lady!!
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Britpete
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Ok Luv - Now back it out.....
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ben chambers
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looking up her skirt
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Alfa R
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The only way to f* a real Alfa R into its keyhole was to disguise myself as a lady !!!
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nevertheless
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After pushing the button several times the young gentleman had to realise that the blitz wasn`t working, and the battle was lost.
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murray
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Gail's rare condition known as "reverse flatuence" pulled hapless passer-by into an untimely yet pleasant death
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Howzter
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Excitedly, Jimmy rang all of his mates to tell them what he was about to do,then proceeded to set up the phones camera for the ultimate shot.At the moment truth, unbeknown to him, the battery ran out.
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carrot
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go on i'll catch it
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tipo
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wow! ass for later!
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CSta
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yes, the gas levels WERE dangerous
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joel
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i wish i was that man
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meda
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a kodak moment
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danyal
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is dat real
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Neil Moyes
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Lets see what's under the hood.
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StevieD
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No, definitely no signal in there!
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mikey
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the bookie was closed after this shoot prove it was a man
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tony.
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exscuse me miss can i just put my key in the hole.
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luca vergari
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mmm car or the girl tough 1 argh its an alfa ill take d girl
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I'll put this in the back of my wedding album
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sara
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wishing you could get in her pants.....priceless
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austin
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man, i wish i wasn't on my period.
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thrud
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You light up my life
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Willy T
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"I've found where the breeze is coming from"
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A Lewis
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Security Dave had to try and find out how Kathy was breaking into all the cars...
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monkey man
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i hope she cleaned her bum before that picture
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Andy Rosa
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I'd love it if she shat on my hand, im a right sick f***
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Claire
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Keys won't open everything!
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Say No To Cameltoe!!!
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Phil E O
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S**T ITS A MAN..............!
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Harold Small
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just looking for evidence..
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Keith Peters
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I think your hamster is homesick.
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mike18111000
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how embarassing, skirt trapped in car door and some guy taking pictures of my arse
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brent lyons
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when johnny took his camera home and looked at the photo, he was surprised to find that she was a natural blonde
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nstar
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thats funny she dont look like a man. thats tucked away good and proper
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Paddy
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HER:i've been standing here for 2 hours and the bomb squad still can't find it!
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Les
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So I told the wife; "When I get to the car show I intend looking up an old friend..."
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Just checking under the hood, before I take a test drive.
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Wayne
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Now this won't hurt a bit!
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Lowey
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There's a few cracks in this car! Best take a picture to show the showroom salesman!
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ROOSE
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wow pusssy
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Renegade Davis
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Through the keyhole!
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mike
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what a load of crack
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E5
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Wow, she shits out digital cameras!!!
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ALFA ROAD
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wantedserial pervertreward 'to keep the photos'.
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God
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you think your going to get a sexy video, but wait until i tell you ime a man!!!!
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MAGS
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MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!
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zak
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u have a nice willy
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graham
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i never forget a face
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hit me baby one mor time
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HGYSTL
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Up and coming Gynocologist!
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Lisa
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Seen my keys?
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Roo
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Just checking and recording the mileage.
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Tricky Dicky
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damn my keys are to small for the slot!!!
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Dude
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I know I left my wedding ring somewhere around here
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v
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that is definitely a 2-door hatchback
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Angbor
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Whats taking him so long?
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middigit
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look's like a nice drive, wonder what the interior is like
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Rick
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Hurry up!
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Fathead
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Yeah work it baby, a bit more ass, yeah thats it, very sexy.
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ed.t
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all the other models were topless, this car just had a sunroof
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Tango
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Hey, they said it was pink...this can't be right!
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paul
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i said take a pic of the dash, not her gash!
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LUCY
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GIRL" Im not wareing any panties! And im gay"
BOY"even better im bisexual
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Chewy
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nice catch but why was the camera up there?
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Matt Sloan
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My ass magnet is really pulling!
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mcblurty
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which one is the asshole
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Dan
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The undercover reporter found the emissions from this model were much higher than Alfa Romeo claimed
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Paul Mason
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excuse me love this must have dropped out of your arse
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cam
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he was just about to light her fart
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Fanny Flash
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'I bet you a tennor she's a he'
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X
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Stupid prick! Its a bludy mannequin!
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Don
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Just checking to see if she is a true blonde - oh poor thing, she's bald! Must be wearing a hair piece.
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sweenie
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"ah, thats where I left my camera"
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CerpinTaxt
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The only thing more perverted than a man taking a photo up some chick's skirt, is the guy who photographed the whole incedent and posting it up on th web.
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britney
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up skirt photos
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Keith Peters
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Please sqat a little lower next time please.
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Keith Peters
|
|
Excuse me ma'am, could this be your hamster?
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Will
|
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Insert obvious "under the bonnet" joke here.
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PeteJ
|
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Congratulations!.. Its a Motorola SlimePhone
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jack b
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o my god me you have a bigger cock than me
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ephsti
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firt time for this ! normally they ask me to lay half-naked on the bonnet
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supermario
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They told me it was the man in the boat show
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sumna
|
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i dont think theres a reflection oh well ill keep tring
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bob
|
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told you shes not real blonde!
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jamie
|
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andy took a picture of the wrong lips
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ray
|
|
she's as smooth as an alfa
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Argadar
|
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BUSTED!
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jj
|
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Is this a rear wheel drive because the boot is sweet
|
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knl
|
|
as technology advances it seems certain phrases become outdated, such as "sh**ting a brick!"
|
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seamus quaid
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That's where i left my keys!
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Clay
|
|
I new it' not a true redhead.
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carrot
|
|
hey takes one to know one n wot the hells a numpty som sort of retarded coment that you say to ur self in the mirror
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geoff
|
|
Got to love the hand dryers in here!!
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zak
|
|
can i catch your pooh
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schmidty
|
|
HOLY CRAP! she just shit a friggen camera!
|
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Adrian
|
|
say cheese!!!
|
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Baldyman
|
|
New door handle design plays havoc with the aerodynamics!
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dutty
|
|
and for his next trick, amazing andy will pull a rabbit from under the red skirt
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luca vergari
|
|
mmm if she bent over a bit more i cud make out her pussy 2
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Danno
|
|
"The colar and the cuffs definately don't match - look!"
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gerard
|
|
there,s a hole in your skirt
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Harry
|
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Bob was less than happy to find she came with her own gear stick
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tom hughes
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that mans got balls lets hope she hasn,t < |
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