king of kool
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i was proved wrong, not one person had stared at my tits all day
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bored ed
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the funny thing is, shes a transvestite.
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funnylife
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smile please..
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chimp
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Gives a new meaning to shooting hoops..............
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willie stroker
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Talk about a kodak moment!!
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Big Pete
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Look I can prove shes talking out of her arse.
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garycos
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OOpps, I think that fart followed through, hope noone notices.
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Tig
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The first number out in the win-a-car draw was about to take place.
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markymark
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'Just checking the mileage'
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vultre
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just reseting the white balance
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Akom
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So thats who sat on my camera.I'll have that back.....Thank you!
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lewi-p
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Ah there's your problem...Your undercarrage is filthy!
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Lou
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Just checking the exposure
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hedge
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well it would be rude to kneel down and look up wouldn't it
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jw
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And I thought that top was more than enough pink...
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garycos
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Scottie had forgotten to reset his tricorder since the last R&R.
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damian R
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toms new job testing the life of tampax was a real winner!
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ed jon n will
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alfa romeo showroom entrance fee- £8.00
new car-£22,000.00
having a picture of your p*$$* taken by a strange man-PRICELESS
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chimp
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Checking for furry dice...
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Turko-durukan
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There is a dark cave between the two legs and we are trying to find it...
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Mike Starski
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"Wow, I'm such a convincing woman. I hope nobody finds out i'm a man!"
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nevertheless
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instead of giving the girl an old fashion parking ticket for actually parking _inside_ a building, the officer decided that another method of punishment would be better...for them both.
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jakey boi
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honestly i was just checking under her bonnet to make sure she was in road worthy condition
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garycos
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Hum, I strike this sexy pose, and nobody's even looking at me..
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j chong
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could you spread your legs a bit pls so i can get a shot of the key hole
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Scary Mary
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Can I have a Feel....tut... go on then!!!
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funny guy4
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'see mark, i told you she knew too much about cars to be a bird'
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man
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the true meaning of flash the gash
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Ollie
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hmm, a bit of a draught, coming from here
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Tom H
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Think the misses will mind if i take this one for a ride?
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Dominic Gavin
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Award-winning journalist Dave came up trumps again!
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Senor Fandango
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This door handle is a bit damp...
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Sunnyside
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He was sure it was Mega-Muff McGuire from school but there was only one way to be sure.
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Hugh G. Rection
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he didnt realise it was the pre-op transexual convetion
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jack b
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can you tell the difference between front and back when i use the new mach 3 razor
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haza
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ooh! what conditioner do you use?
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Joel H.
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After his last date, he wanted to make sure she came with the right equipment. His ass is still sore from Saturday.
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markus carcus
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Just checking to see if you are a natural blonde x;o)
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BJ
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The 2006 Mini has improved rear visibility over the old model but its still pants.
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garycos
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Hmmmm, key left in door... no-one will know if I just rub.... ooohh....gently...-.eeeeehhh... against it..... aahhhh.....
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dutty
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The latest in vending machine technology, epect to see nationwide from 2007 (also available in brunette)
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Craig
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I thought this had keyless entry?
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Foamy's No.1 Fan
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The motor show goes on for that man.
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Wingman
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can you hear me now%3F
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Rogem
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Teenagers of today...
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O Deare
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Exhaust seems ok
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JJB- again
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I knew I shouldn't have played with that magnet ealier!
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joel
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he's so despret
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Browny Brown
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"Frankella, your balls have come loose again!"
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Lowie
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They install rear parking censors on everything these days!!
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mirza
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nice thong!
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dannt the rat
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quick nobodys lookin, take a picture of my ass
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Potty
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A scene from the forthcoming film "Harry Potter and the Missing Bush"
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hollybob
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look at the mud flaps on that beauty!!!!
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jimmyzero
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this new camera dipenser is way more astethically pleasing than the one created in the 1940's
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question mark
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Are you done yet?
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gary
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zoom zoom!
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Chris
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This will go great on my bedroom wall!!
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Maxman
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The real reason men go to car shows!!!
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Bert Mandrake
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No matter how close he got, Bond just couldn't fire off the stinger missiles with that bitch in the way of the receiver.
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OMG
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Rob
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Where has that upskirt pervert gone ??
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Ryker's dad
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If that's what happens when you join the Commandos , sign me up...
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Ryker's dad
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When you said you were in the Commandos I thought you ment.........
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joel
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oh my god
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markus carcus
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oh s**t! i forgot to turn the red eye reduction on on the flash
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Cupcake
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I love these new camera dispensing machines...but you think this is bad, where d'ya think I put the money???
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CHIYO
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it looks nice here."COVER THE FACE F**K THE BASE"
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Adam
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people think this is a camera but boy oh boy does she need her breath freshened
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Cool let me take a peek!
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Cameraman
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Hey babe !!! My camera has a reeeeally long zoom lenses
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PeteJ
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Ready ... Set... Phaaaaaaarp%21
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Clarkeyboy
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Onlooker checks the interior for comfort, appearance, design and manouverability
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LEIGH
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just checking for scratches on the bodywork
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Salter
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His wife suspected nothing when he claimed his new hobby was photographing beaver.
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dave
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just checking out the interier
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Neal
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I wonder if my new camera has red-eye reduction ....
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Jonathan Mogg
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bit flash
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Caladon
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When home, Dwayne was upset to find he had not used a flash to illuminate the huge void
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jacko
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smile and say squeeze
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dvdthegr8
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New Kodak swivel lens
fun for all the family
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JB
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Reporter states She was talking out of her arse
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grease the fat f*ck
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pwarrr!! have a spray of that on ya smelly smut
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mark phipps
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romeo romeo take a picture of my HOLEO
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nameless
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what was that flash oh it must have been my emagination
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shootingmonkey
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she has a dick
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Tom H
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Lovely body work would'nt mind checking the interior
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Skumbagz
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Perverts and Rapists visit car shows too!
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Mark
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Say 'cheese'
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Murt
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So this is where I get my tiket for parking the car
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tc
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YEP IT COMES WITH AIR BAGS AND FRONT FLAPS
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Will Floyd
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OIII!!!! Watch out Women, its the 21st centuary peeping Tom...
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MARK
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CAPTURING INTELLIGENCE ON THE MOVE
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ryan d
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claire i didnt know you were black down there when your blonde on top nice you dye your mop
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sillymoment
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whoops i sliped
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Super b
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show us your interior
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spaztech
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So that's what the European's mean by 'boot'.
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leannie
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It was laundry day, unluckily for her.
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THERE IS JUST NO EXCUSE FOR THIS
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SHASHI
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LOOK NICE
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chefbri
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"hey, shes not a natural red head"
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Don
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Just checking to see if she is a true blonde - oh poor thing, she's bald! Must be wearing a hair piece.
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silly one
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always read the small print .... panties are an optional extra
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arachnid
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Bond knew he only had one chance to place the homing device
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JJB
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I knew i shouldn't have palyed with that magent earlier!
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e4tq
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Odd? They mounted this exterior cup-holder upside down........
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the goo
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i thought i saw a pair of balls
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4sta
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2 seconds later, although she was going commando, Adam wasn't impressed when he realised Jenna doesn't have ANY bowel control whatsoever...
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Majora
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I sure hope nobodys taking my picture doing this
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simbastyles
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"i'm a ginacologist i swear"
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i'll just enter the key into the hole.
(multiple slappings follow)
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the new kodak digicam 4.5mega family edition - for all of those occasions that u want 2 share with the family
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nightgoddess
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You know that little tag that says.."inspected by 875" well this is whats considered field work.
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mailer
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i hope the flash is on
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Seany
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If you could just let 'er blow now!
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peter
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just checking how big the boot is
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Soundmix Pro
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Anyone seen a beaver????
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andy
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wach out
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GR8ness
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Pair of tickets to autoshow: $100
Entry into autoshow: $500
While getting pissed off because you were stood up someone taking a picture of your penis: PRICELESS
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Richard
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Tina was pissed. The security measures this year were ridiculous!
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issamee
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Screw the caption competition - I want to see the photo he took!
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~
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well, there are only so many opporunities to see a flash in luminious settings
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Jon
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Cheese! erm well erm Maybe not quite cheese
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paul millard
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i'm just seaing if she's still alive
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jasser
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
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shammy
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nice ass,, shame about the face
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nice bits
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Keith Peters
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Pardon me, you seem to have dropped your hair piece.
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douglas
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i could swear shes a guy
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allan
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I wonder whats under the bonnet?
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space chakan
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wow. this model has a built in side skirt
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Bobby swansea
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Do you come with the car?
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Mark Hillman
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Told you, not a genuine blonde
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Tommy Twinkle Toes
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I hope I have turned the flash off
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murad
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just measuring for radiation
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leroy
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howsat....who'd have thought that'd drop out of there!
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rollie
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new remote for car lock but you gotta get real close.
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Daws
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The cars are crap in this section cough (Alfa) so might aswell not waste the film
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wickedgerbil
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OH CRAP! It's a GUY!!!
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Rikkin
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Say "Cheese....Ohh DON'T!!!"
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ken g
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bet she cost the same as the car for the year.
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Ross McLean
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I feel a slight tingly sensation coming from behind
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JackB
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Ah... so wax dolls do have stuff down there... who knew? Oh, holy sh*t - she's real!
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A Lewis
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Security Dave had to try and find out how Kathy was breaking into all the cars...
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ME
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What an asshole
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jim george
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i got a photo of an alfa/spider
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tony...uk
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i cant see them comeing....ok let me lift you higher my love.
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being seen taking a picture up someone's skirt - priceless
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Johnny T
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Lets see if she is lip-sinking her words correctly!
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carrot
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eh nar think a wont bobby ball get a life
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carrot
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thought there was a draft in here, i better appologise to the window fitter
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dougy trys to t
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Vicky
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is it off road ready
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Sky
|
Jim shortly after discovered that the model was, in fact, a man.
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Puritan
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He just wants to know "Victoria's Secret"! She just want to know who's car that is!
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rrcorky
|
hey I am crapping handcuffs
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SUPER BI
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I WANTED A FLURBY BURGER AT THE DRIVE-THRU, NOT A FURRY BURGER
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Øystein
|
Say "cheese"!
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Wazza69
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I wonder if i rub this phone again another genie will pop out ?
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ivorlong14u
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LOOK!! Thats a MAN, Man!!
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