PooFighter
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"Are we there yet?"
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lewi-p
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This no-frills flying is getting abit ridiculas...
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Rick
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"Catch Me If You Can 2"- Went straight to video I guess.
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Joel H.
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With a pretzel-powered aeronautical gear shift, how can this plane fail? Oh yeah, wings... we forgot the bloody wings!
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TEDS
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London terror raids uncover secret terrorist training camp photographs!!
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Rick
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You do NOT... want to know where he stores the landing gear...
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BJ
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I need some led bull.
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The Unkown Frog
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weeeeeeee
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HH
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the other pilot from LOST.
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Spaggs
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IKEA's first flat packed plane!!!
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Luke
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Welcome to Nippon Airway Ladies and Lentilmen, we are sorry but due to budget constraints we will be using a slightly cheaper, Air Nippon aircraft.
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Cale
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Little Joey never got his pilots liscens and still to this day, at 28 years old, trains hard in the quarter plane outside the supermarket.
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gavthedarft
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Osama's 2nd attempt at 9/11 wasn't off to a good start.
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BETh
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USA's stringent post-war restirctions on japanese military: for world peace or their own amusement?
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med
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Some assembly required
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Mick O
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let's see the bastards at the pentagon detect this!
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Bill
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BWI Airlines, "Better Walk Instead"
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whitlock
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great all i need is is to find sum wings an im off yipee
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joel
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your standard ryanair flight
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So Stupid
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B.A. claim passengers will hardly notice budget cuts.
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simone
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I see the cock but where's the simulator?
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Jay
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Easy Jet unveil there new Pilot training program.
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Hostess 1
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Hello, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to BudgetAir Airlines.
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Yong Kai was gullible enough to think that this was the training program...
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James C
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Midget Airlines New Slogan: "The prices are small, but so was our budget"
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Eric
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next up,you want 'a see a grone man nakid
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ed
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The RAF refurbishment of the legendary Vulcan bomber didn't turn out quite to plan.
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brando
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"this will really impress the ladies" brando thought
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hughesy
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japan has finnaly taken obsession for tiny technology too far
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Bob
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It was decided in a recent metting that in adition to economy class seating for passengers, economy cockpits will be used.
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Ahmed Bafdhel
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small feet, small plane, explains it all really!
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Louise
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it was expected to be the number one christmas seller..but still he wondered..would it really take off?
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Akom
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Ladies and gentleman, we appear to have flown through an acid rain cloud. We will be landing as soon as possible to asses the damage.
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shaina
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I see the target. Over.
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Birch
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The only military fighter to have never been shotdown over enamy airspace.
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Chops away!!
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tedy crosbieraki
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cung fu hungy pungy ungy wang shand that means what kind of f****** present is this im a grown man
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Rask
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Peddle faster...
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Dizzy
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easyjets really cut down on its luxurys hasnt it
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Bob Bingham
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Over shoot the runway once, and its back to the simulator.
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sumo
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New flight trainer leaves a little to be desired
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Josh
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Crazy Frogs other vehicle!!!!
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T.F-J
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9/11 Bombings Show Terrosts Training
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Lehmann
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Not knowing that his mother had ran off with a gentleman, john was still waiting at the creche like she had asked
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paul morries
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easy jet, they never said it wwas this hard.
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These new light aircraft enables us to dodge missiles easier
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josh
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radio:"she bang she bang oh baby when she move she move"
pilot: "wtf"*Changes radio
radio: "it's goin down even in the mall it's goin down"
pilot:" that's what im tslkin' bout baby"
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Josie A,
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After several billion spent in the Gulf, Air Force 1 had to go back to basics
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bullshitter
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"red bull gives you wings"
those western adverts are such bullshitters
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sue carter
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Thankyou for flying with EASY JET!!!!! great landing....!!
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mike
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"Did I leave the iron on?"
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big wils
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ryanairz new plane is cuming in 4 landin now hw do we get the wheels out for landing????
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rose
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blokes NEVER read the instructions!
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Mr. Man
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9-11, 2? Terrorists in the making
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Vesper
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They have the fastest computers, the best electronics, so why can't they afford decent planes
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Songerdong140
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Ryanair announces further cutbacks
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just when we thought the japanese couldnt get any weirder this guy shows up!
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Michael H
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And with that the first pilot of the Filipino air force set out to defend his country
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James co
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When They said I could fly a Zero again i didnt expect this.....
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Stephen Dew
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If I blow and fart at the same time I think this bit of crud may fly!
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Tolly
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he shows his bosses why he joined the flying programme
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teddy crosbierhike
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the little joystick sends an electric shock up my ass and i like it
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Beasley
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pilot: its just like flying the real thing!
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PRESTON
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AS I WAS FALLING FROM THE SKY
THE WINGS FELL OFF,NO ENGINES,
EJECTION SEAT STUCK,BRAKE PEDAL NOT WORKING,THEY FORGOT TO INSTALL SEAT BELTS.THE ONLY THING THAT SAVED MY LIFE WAS THE JSS 101 AIR BAGS.
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matt
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Look mummy i can fly...
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wee bob
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NEWSFLASH:Japanese pilots found taking LSD. This from Tokyo just in.
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sssssssssss
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why did i not read the instruction manual!!!!!
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ted
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the japanese always want something as small as it gets
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pitty
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tiger woods liked to explore other avenues when he wasnt on the links
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Will
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Ryanair announce even more cutbacks on their budget flights.
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circusboy
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tim's redbull air race choice of plane was a bit poor.
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streetsie
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A genuine Virgin aircraft
This one won't go all the way...
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Spaggs
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After the success of the C5, Sinclair has a go at air travel.
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J
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despite his best efforts, Bruce failed his pilots test
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japanese power
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Dom
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I'm A Midget
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CHAS
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UUHHHHHH....IM NOT GOIN TO MAKE IT BACK.........AM I......HELLO......HE-LLO......DAMNIT
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ma
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Honey, what have i told you about messing around with my plane?!?!
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"No guns, no missiles...looks like i'm just gonna have to nose dive into it - kamikazeeeeee!"
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Super Brian
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There is something missing from this picture, O yea i have it now, Its the wrong colour uniform..
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Jodie Goldstraw
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anyone got another 20p???
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Joel H.
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The worlds first fart-powered aircraft. What will the Japanese think of next?
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darbster
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f**kin stalios and his bastard cost cutting
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-None-
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chinease fear new plane is unworthy of master yin.
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That simulator is rubbish..plane and simple!
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calum
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poor Chong Wan cant seem to get on to the runway.
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Jbz
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New Kamikaze!! He is filled with baked beans for flight and explosion on impact!
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Charrrrr
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Lolz your fittt
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Minister
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The only kamikaze that survived the war.
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pootah
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What with the whole nuclear war thing, Japan had to make a few cutbacks on kamikaze pilots during the war.
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Bull
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Mmmmmm, Mmmmmm, eeerrrrrrrrhhhh.
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51M0N
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"MAN,WENT THEY MEANT A TESCO VALUE PLANE,THEY REALLY MENT IT!!
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Neil Moyes
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I can fly!!!!!!!!!!
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Hukt
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Vintage World War 2 Japanese Kamakaze Flight Simulator training.
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PJD
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hello every1 this is ur captain speaking..beuatiful day for flying,we're cruising @ approx. 20,000 ft. we appear to have lost the engine,wings and body..and lunch today potatoes and bacon(bing bong)
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nameless
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Take the bridge no.2
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b-way
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easy jet changed their colours, but the low standards for the flights remaind the same
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dtd
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and they said all those years at pilot school wouldn't pay off!!
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bob
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Zoom zoom zoom yeah zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom.
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Tim
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Maybe if I wear the right uniform they wont notice the plane!!!
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paul
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look Mammy im using the potty
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neeeowwwwwww eeeeek banga bang bang bang oh crap ive no change left.
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jill
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hmmm.....theres something not quite right here.....
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ROD
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EER WHERE IS ME PEDDLES GONE
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leza
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there were no helicopter crisps so i had to have PLANE
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Phillip Langrish
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The lack of funding for trainee pilots is really starting to take its toll!!!
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klock
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hello is that easyjet customer services, the first part of my fly drive holiday is not what i expected.
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The Shape
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Patient #67: Suffering from delusions.
Likes to speak through an intercom.
Insists we call him Captain.
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Walletman
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Skoda's attempt to challenge Boeing for the new American airlines contract hadn't started well.
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bandidoNo1
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"Hello mamma, Am I hot or what ??" Spinno Aerotawa
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leza
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one flick of this switch and this turns into a rocking horse
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Colin Marshall
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And I thought the Canadian millitary was cheap when it came to making air crafts
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Sorry for the turbulance budget cuts
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who ate all the pies
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and your in flight movie will be...
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Baumski
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Tora, Tora, Tora!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Phillip Langrish
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The lack off funding for trainee pilots is really starting to take its toll!!!
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ray the great!
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okay we used the boings for america, im aiming this puppie at the queen! DIE QUEEN!!! DIE!!!
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aa
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I believe I can fly...
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This is what I get for ordering a "Passenger Airliner" from Wal-Mart Onlineİ!
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the englishman
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I may look stupid but unlike my volvo hood it won't get me in trouble.
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HTS
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And to think we barely made assembly budget.
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solobob
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michael jackson wont get very far in his escape veacle.
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Borris The Bold
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"Every week we are giving you the chance to build your own plane. One plane part free with every issue, first issue only £699.00..."
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sarah
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mummy..can I have a coin for the slot ??
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Romie
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what? its a pilot
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david beckham
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which way the world cup finals ??
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Caladon
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The dishonourably charged pilot had to make his own arrangements when wanting to play with his joystick
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Pete
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No matter how hard he tried, Chan still couldn't figure out how to work the new office toilet
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josh
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GO FAKE PLANE GO
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Double C
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Q.Big man or Small Plane?
A. Got to be a Small plane u cant get a Big Chinese Man! It just dont happen!
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ADAM
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VROOM VROOM VROOM.....SCREEEECH.-....PHGPHGGHGGHPPPPG-HGHG.....DOH!
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Where do I put my quarters in!
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macca
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AND you too can have a plane just like this BY collecting 50special tokens on the back of cerial box and send it in an envelope with £10 to nestle!!!
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Jss 101 that should be Ass 101
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silent bob
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which way to pearl harbour!
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emmy wemmy
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oh my, i cannot blow my way back to china any more im out of breath.
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charlie
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i could have sworn this thing was bigger when i took off
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Keith, Plymouth.
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My height and position? I'm four feet tall and sat at the front.
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aussie
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New Zealand pour all their resources into a space program
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jake
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controll tower - clear for take off
pilot - roger that
roger- u wat
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baumskifilks
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Another kamikazee mission brought to you by Jap Ass Television
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Jackie Hoodoo
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What do you call a Japanese man flying a plane?
A PILOT!You racist!
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jacqueline boyes
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"Actually Jin you need to be in water."
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Fritz
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if he starts asking for coffee or tea i am going to jump
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SURPS
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THE IRISH 9-11 DIDNT GO QUITE TO PLAN
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WHERE'S THE BLOODY BRAKES ON THIS THING!!!!!
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len nodo
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dick dasterdly had a better plane than this
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Jeff
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Why Harrison Ford declined the sequal to Air Force One.
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Vybez
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the japs would love to see those pesky heat seekers hit them now!
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sci-clone
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Bail out! Bail out! Bail out!
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bollock
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On ting Pai loved to boast that he had his own private jet!
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jh fo shizzle
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KAMIKAZEE!!!!!!
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michael aka [eMCee]
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pedal to the metal....this plane will be like driving a plane without wheels (first experience of air rally driving)
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Jess
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Where do I put my quarters in?
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kim
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the all new child airlines... send ur kid away and ur proberly never see it again
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The modern kamikazi fighter pilot posed a much smaller threat due to recent cut-backs.
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it was thiamoshashis first time at flying he passed wit |
