Differences between Glasgow and America after a terror incident at an airport:
America: "Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, I just ran for my life... I thought I was gonna die, he got so close to me." Glasgow: "C*nt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up 'n gave him a good boot, then decked him."
America: "I just wanna get home, away from here... I just wanna get home, I thought I was gonna die." Glasgow: "Here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"
America: "There was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what was happening, I thought I was gonna die." Glasgow: "F*ck this fir a kerry oan, moan we'll get a pint in."
America: "We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just ran for my life." Glasgow: "A swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws."
America: "There was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought I was gonna die." Glasgow: "There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw B.O basher intae a fire it wis like that."
America: "I'm too traumatised even to speak, I thought I was gonna die." Glasgow "Here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it."
