Be positive




How to start each day with a positive outlook

1. Open a 'new file' in your computer.

2. Name it, 'Gordon Brown.'

3. Send it to the 'trash.'

4. Empty the 'trash.'

5. Your computer will ask you, 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Gordon Brown?'

6. Firmly, Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

Next week we'll do David Cameron




Be positive

Open a new file in your computer, then...

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Guest (316 days ago)
I agree..try anal warts as a file instead
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Guest (317 days ago)
Duuuh this must have taken all of 2 seconds to think up.
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