Dr. C
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Just another piece of biker trash in the land of misfit people.
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baumskifilks
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If Howard thought doing a 69 with the bearded lady was without risk, boy was he in for a rude awakening.
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williehgn
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" I am definitely getting me one of those Harley Windshields before the next bikers run"
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rosie
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i know, i know i cant believe it myself still young, free and single!
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Redneck Noise
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To combat his receding hairline, Ralph decided a comb-over was the best solution.
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Liam C
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I know what you're thinking ladies, and yes... I am single.
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Cainy
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so thats who bought Britey's hair
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sylvia and elsie
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Johnny had recently beheaded his hairdresser for the totally ridiculous crew cut that he had just givin him
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GoBermuda!
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Half man, half coconut
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Funky Tel
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"Chewbacca ! I said show me the rings of Saturn"
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Shanga
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THis is a prime example when brother and sister shag!!!
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bill
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That's not how you eat coconuts!
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DLEED
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I WAS SURE IT SAID KY.JELLY BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE SUPER GLUE SHOULD SEE THE STATE OF MY WIFE'S MINGE
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Joe Dude
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"I first met my wife when she bought me at a carpet store....."
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jordan
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nice tits
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Tiggertronix
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How did the job interview go, then?
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mr machino
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now thats a mighty fine coconut head youve got there, and the nipple rings are freaky
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fThrud
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Vice President Cheney is reported to be hiding in an undisclosed location.
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mr2dez
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mmf, mmmf,mmf,mmf,mmmmmff-fff
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Joel H.
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What happened when a rare, giant Hair Bird flew over the bike rally.
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splendidpears
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Bin Laden found that hiding out in the USA had its downside. Those Mc Donalds had gone straight to his waist!
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Hippy Dave
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The new "Hells Angels Home Parachute Kit" had an unfortunate effect on Tam´s goatee from 15,000 feet. And pulling the wrong ring to open didn´t help his mood either.
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Celebs Without Make-Up presents: Rosie O' Donnell at home!
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jd
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get it off! get it off!
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Hunter
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The people at Pacific Finance were really friendly, and there were no complicated forms to fill in!
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NINA
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IF YOU CAN SEE THIS...MY BITCH FELL OFF!
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xXxN-JxXx
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so thats where cousin IT did after the addams family
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comoox
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I also like sky diving.
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Tommy Sparkles
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A demonstration of what Cher will look like after one more face lift...
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beaver2k5
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yes i am aware my face looks like a tarantulas arse
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Morbid Martian
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Rupert was growing weary of people mocking his coconut heritage
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cloud
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Yet another case of a french moustache taken to a whole new level...
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Davy Wavy
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Hi there, erm, oh, umpt, crunch, crunch, gulp. I'd been looking for that bagel.
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Dan N
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COMB MY FACE, 5 BUCKS.
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Ov
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This is infact not a beard but simply obsene nasal, ear and eyebrow hair.
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wendy
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L'oreal, because you're worth it !!
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RRRRRRrrrrrrrrr
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Chewbacca was stunned when his bird adopted a human body form
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Matthew Kenny
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I regret nothing!
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Karl Harrogate
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Search for Elton Johns stolen wig and earings is solved.He would like probe the suspect in person!
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DaNnY UK
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new reality show on channel 4 about what happens when men go bald
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Matt
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It took a while before Brian realised his beard transplant had been attached upside down
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Sugar Puff Monster Becomes Rocker
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Jon is gay
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I have three teeth and a big long finger which smells rather like marmite
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Tiggertronix
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Need further proof of gene pool contamination?
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sean
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boy it was windy on the way here.
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Jode
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Have i got something stuck in my teeth?
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L'Oréal
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Local Biker uses coconut as gas-mask!
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Amazing new surgery gives people the ability to turn their own heads upside-down!
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Friend of the pigs
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Watch this space, folks! Faye Spittlehouse will no doubt attempt to click herself to the top of the popularity table in just the same fashion as she did in last month's caption!
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Mark
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Chuck admits he will never roll over a hedgehog again
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Yelo
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Eating's a bloody nightmare
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poops
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a hairy *unt any way you look at it
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Nater
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mmmmmm......leftover-s
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aly
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Who knew the Grudge was based on a real person?
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storm b
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i wonder how he is able to eat i think its kinda like a chalenge
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Alex
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John found out the hard way.....shaving it, does make it grow more...
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fatboy dan
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This time Martha was serious, she was going to fire her beauty consultant...for sure!
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mb
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Don't mind me i'm feeling peckish so i'm snacking on my left overs in my beard
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ben
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it smells funny in here man
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The Reverend
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Chewy was not impressed after his friends had shaved his body hair during his stag night
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Canuck
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"Brillo" the biker's mum told him that nipple piercings would cause an adverse reaction
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ninja mule
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Ralph won the fancy dress competition!!! His costume.... a coconut....
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Dan N
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For the last time no, I won't go on a date with you, I don't like your vest!!
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HY
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One too many face lifts resulted in Dave's new image
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jeznic
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tatoos... check,
pierced manboobs... check
eyebrow trimmer.... gosh! darn it!
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murat
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ananý sikim
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cokerclan
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who put hair restorer in the shaving gel container?
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dillydaydream
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Teenwolf sure has let himself go
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after winning the longest beard contest, Billy Gibbons wanted a greater challenge and entered the longest eyelash competion
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git
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"Don't let the 'beer' go to your head, I said."
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wabbading
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Abe suddenly realised that a 6 pound gerbil was trying to suck his lungs out through his mouth
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patrick
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No-one steps up for the first human coconut shy
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Trying to sleep while looking tuff? Will try the biker beard disguise!
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f*ck yeah
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I need to itch my nose but i dont know where it is
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stev r
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balding cousin IT joins the biker gang!
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ho
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pro
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primatedesigns
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Last time I rub Viagara on my chin!
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Andy.P
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Genaetic reaserch results in a backwards head
''I try to look normal by puting my glases on the back of my head''
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mikey
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santa reported 2 b on da run. police say his whereabouts culd b anywhere. he culd evn b in a cunning descies
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isbella
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hes uguly and he dose not have a muoth hes a beast what an idiolt
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magsgirl
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what the heck, i might shave it off tomorrow....what you think doris !!!
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Dave
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I'm here waiting for ernie
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Rob K, Bristol
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The budget version of Optimus Prime was dismissible.
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trick
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Poster child for Americans Against Facial Hair
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King Rob, Bristol
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Cousin IT had let himself go since the fall of the Adams Family
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Shaggy Joe
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Cousin it- Post Radiation Treatment
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Simmo N
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Bad breath was the least of John's worries his nose hair had also got out of control.
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dave
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i am captain cave man
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RMC
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Cousin IT (Addams Family) had let himself go recently
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vvv
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time to shave my eyebrows
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magic60
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ffhmmmm mhfhmm hmmmmffmm?
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Rez
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Donny thought it would be funny not to clip his nose hair for a few days!
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mr beard
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now we know who put the "cvnt in coconut shy"
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Dan N
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Wash your face....... because you're worth it
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'Tard
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Thats nothing. you should see what he's what hes done to his pubes. if you dare
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bluey544
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They don´t call me king coconut for nothing
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DAC
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Fancy a bang?
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2pinttommy
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pierced nipples?? that's weird
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...D...
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...those animals never felt the same after that day...
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efrain
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I have sexy nipples and a hairy scrotum for a face
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Max
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been tickled pink at Tikkal
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paxo
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because he's worth it.
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The Dude
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Bigfoot photo captured at local bike rally.
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MARTIN DEVENNEYS MUM!! TATOOS, TITS AND THE WORKS!!!!!!
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padder
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i always wondered were my pubes went after they went down the drain
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Sharon
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Isnt she pretty?
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sarah c
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DAMN!!! note to self "keep my hair growth cream and my face cream seperate"...
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Talamasca
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I really gotta see some one about this nose hair...
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Tiggertronix
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The consequence of british voting apathy.
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Mickyv15, Ireland
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Hairy C*nt!
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ali boobah
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biker ewoks of endor series two episode seven 'bikers go to ewockstock
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jules
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which way is up
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solman
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i did tell him to trim those nostril hairs, he didnt bloody listen though did he?
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Keith, Plymouth
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The dangers of excessive Muff Diving became all too apparent.
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Kev
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The New Mac Quintuplet. Fifteen blades but as shit as the others.
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Jen
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"you want to stroke it now don't you....come on don't be shy....it wont bite...come stroke me mr cameraman purrr"
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Cookie
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the result of wearing an open face helmet
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chandru
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dhaadiwaalaa......
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Nemesea
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i am bigfoots second cousin removed due to not having enough face and body hair
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efrain
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I was warned that a combover would have been better than a comb-under
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cameron mckirdy
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welcome to planet earth were not really that strange
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Ad in Cornwall
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Pull my nipple strings and my hair grows even more.
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liam c
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half man half coconut
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Tim and Jon
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Fancy a threesome Caption Police? There is plenty of marmite to go round.
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Foggy
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Sick of being short, Geoff realized that the gravity boots he hung from the ceiling with weren't without there down side.
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PoLiO jOe
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he hit that sofa so hard his hair joined his beard
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Mikeycheez
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To help cure the baldness on top of his head, Ole' Spike didn't see the warning label which noted: May cause hair growth rapidly in other areas as needed.
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Gab
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Guess what tattoo is under this
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Cal
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And you think my face is hairy!
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shizle m nizle
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NEW! special edition
Barbie on the fritz
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Marco
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Granddad of "thing" ( The adams famely)
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Grace
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more hair around the face than anywhere else
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Mark
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Face Blanket
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cormac_m
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Botox? Who needs f@*kin' Botox?
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mikey
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if u fought dis was bad u should hav seen his parents
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Ross Ardern
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maybe people won't notice my heads on backwards if i wear these unsuspecting sunglasses,
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dw
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how many times have i got to tell you i'm not Jerramy Beadle now F**K off
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Chivs
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i love nipple rings
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Tiggertronix
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I'M WELSH, NINA. IF YOU CAN SEE THIS...MY BITCH IS STILL THERE!
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Kencho
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Middle-aged spread dealt Teen Wolf a mean hand.
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Nogapus
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Speak no evil
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Acerider
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The worst ever case of hair-lip!
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john r
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this ear hair comes in handy.
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CerpinTaxt
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"I can't believe i didnt shave this morning..."
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Dan N
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Hey, dude. Want a cigarette?
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aly
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I like big butts and i cannot lie, you other bikers can't deny, when a guy walks in with a itty-bitty beard ang 2 pierced tits in your face you get sick....
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aly
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WARNING: EXESSIVE CONSUMPTION MAY CAUSE HAIRY EFFECTS
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Me
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Just add water.
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meow
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what a fur ball tiger
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Me Again
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Should have gone to Specsavers.
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spam boy
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f Howard thought doing a 69 with the bearded lady was without risk, boy was he in for a rude awakening
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benji from s.wales
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obviously another adams family fan...
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busta_da_sexc_boi
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hi there im billy the fat guy who likes to wax my pubes and stick them on my face !
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L'Oréal
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Winner of the fattest man in britain celebrates by stuffing face with hair!
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bull shit
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its gorge bushes ass
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PomCat
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If the guys in the office could see me now......
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crap
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He *chew back a* beard
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Paul S
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You think this is bad
You should see my ass!
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OMGman
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one very sticky jam sandwich and a session of muff diving later and this guy is wishing the sandwich has had more butter.
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