WH
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Hurry up John, it's bloody boiling in this Lion costume!
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sloopy poop
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oh go on then, its my good side
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sachsenschlaeger
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My lunch shoots me!
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DeNzOoL
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Franks obsession with native african trees had got the better of him this time!
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DeNzOoL
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Feeling safe that the lion was a safe distance, Frank hadnt realised the camera was round the wrong way!!
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Ayla
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No. 100 of the 100 things you must do before you die.
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Colzy
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This Zoom lens is great!
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drunken jt
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don't worry i'm a professional
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williehgn
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Christian the Lion was very happy to let Tony take his photo as he was a star on youtube now..He was devestated that Tony and John had ended their relationship and John wasn't there for one last hug!
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rosiehgn
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Yo ! Christian , come here and see wot this bloody idiot is trying to do !
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circusboy
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The unamed photoshop editor was pleased with his latest creation, using complex techniques to include a bush into the shot.
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pete
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smile!!!!!
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Tigg
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Bugger! That was my last clean pair of boxers.
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Catherine
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Luckily, the female lions do the hunting. Unluckily, this was mating season.
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sue
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god,that guy with the camera is taking a dump on my garden.
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john collins (again)
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CRAP !! no i want one now ... not the picture i just took....
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they told me i would be doing big pussy close up shots...?
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Dot
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Dave had the rare African flea perfectly in focus.
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john collins
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tiger says"get that camera out of my face"
paparizzi says"bite me"
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lion
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lion
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tom babeo
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..thanks...that's my good side..!!..
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Woody Wood
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Now say cheese!
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Ric
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"Why's that idiot taking a photo of an even bigger idiot taking a photo?"
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nb57
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Constapation had Jeff in all sorts of problems
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MARK -SQUARE ONE
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AS SOON AS WE UNPAUSE THIS VIDEO IT WILL BE ON A DIFFERENT WEBSITE!!!
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townie
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I agree, but where?
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Tiggertronix Police
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Get a new caption up!! Nobody bothers voting for anything lower than the top 10 entries, unless of course they vote for themselves.
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Max
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"Roar", said the lion."oh holy mother of the sweet divine Jesus", said Mike
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p.tudor
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if that's not my best profile, then the bastard's lunch, if it is, then I may save him for tea
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headman
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The beautiful nature photographs that "Wild Jim" Greeble was so famous for were prominently displayed around his casket.
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Dan Prble
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Well folks i am just waiting until he takes the right shot.Then---Signed"The Lion"
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tomi
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ohhh! I never saw this smile before and will not see again.
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Dopey
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I think we a re being watched
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RANDY
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HUMANS ARE SO VERY STUPID DOESNT THIS DUMBASS KNOW IM A WILD ANIMAL,MAYBE I SHOULD REMIND HIM,HE DOESNT KNOW THE GROWL HE HEARS IS COMING FROM MY BELLY!!!
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john collins (again)
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CRAP !! no i want one now ... not the picture i just took....
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Damo
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Objects with a camera are stupider than they appear.
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Sakura
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"So you said this is for bighairypussies.com?-"
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Tiggertronix
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Mug shots? Paw prints? DNA? ..I don't give a f**k! If I'm wanted for murder back at Longleat, you're going to have to seek an extradition order!
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Umesh
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Why are you smiling this way?? camera is that side.
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Uncool Dude
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Lion: seriously?
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big j
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i thought i saw a pussy cat!!!!
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razi fahim
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the picture is horlable , the person is standing near the lion and capture photo of lion the person is very brave and confident
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John Collins
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Yeah that's fine Tell it how it is! police, I'm not even the real John Collins. :)
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"No, no, that's not my 'good' side."
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Tiggertronix
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Bugger! Those were my last clean pair of boxers!
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me
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and here as you can see is another fu@&ing stupid human
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rose
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this guy is soooooooo stupid I might get a belly ache if I eat him
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tc2324
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If I hide behind this camera it might not see me.
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Georgio59
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Did somebody say "lunch"?
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Paparazzi Pizza 2go!
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Come to Papa's! The best pizza in town! Extra toppings? ..Just say 'cheese!'
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Standing in for God
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Come on, Townie! You're normally more fun than this. Don't give yourself up THAT easily!
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Max
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You say potato - I say F off !
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super.woofer2
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I hope it is not a close shave 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskers
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Creep up behind the lion, and slightly...provoke it.
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wilso
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dam this inverted lens aint doing anything form me.
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the princess
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...fabulous fabulous...now look to the front...good chin up...and growl like a tiger.....
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loco
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say cheese !!!!!
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git
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Will my bum look big in this shot?
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bob
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is he avin a laugh is he avin a laugh
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Mike T
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What a way to earn a crust. I hope this one leaves a decent tip!
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Sam
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Camera: £250, Safari Trip: £895, Getting a close up like this: PRICELESS. For some of lifes espenses theres MasterCard.
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Andy.P
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Your ear looks much better now m8
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CBEAR
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your sure he cant see me behind this tree
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Tiggy and Manga
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So many idiots here! Manga and I really wouldn't mind getting to chat with you properly AWAY from this crazy site sometime.
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Slartibartfast
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Little did the lion know that the guy with the camera was not David bloody Attenborough as he thought, but a stupid arsehole who went by the name of Claude Balls.
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Jason
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Smile! Now say "oh my god the pain, the horrible horrible pain..."
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al
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turn your back i need to take a leak
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Tiggertronix
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..and this twat's asking ME if I saw Bambi pass this way earlier!
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the folkestonian
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you lioning bastard
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Marty
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Warning: Objects in lens are closer than they appear.
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Tiggertronix
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Spit ..or swallow?
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Mark Twain
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See, I could do anything after taking a mentos
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BODY JEWELRY LAC
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NO, I THINK MY RIGHT SIDE IS BEST BUT IS NOT YOUR TURN...
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Tiggy
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Was that you having a laugh, Townie? Otherwise, I'll take it that the little twat who uses my name has failed to realise I don't regard you as active here ..at least not under your OWN name!
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CerpinTaxt
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It was the person who took this photograph that gained the lions attention, and not eejit with the camera next to him
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jose
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that is stuped
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Damien Cleveland
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"This zoom lens is great!" "so much detail, it like I'm stood right next to it!"
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townie
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Hey Tiggy. Haven't left you a message since the basketball one. Looks like someone's baiting you. Regards from down under.
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Paulw
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Despite his SAS training, something told John that MOD cutbacks had caused serious issues in the camoflage department!
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by_sin
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"I saw it, it's a lion, it's huge"
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unfunny dave
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if only the lion would move so neville could get the perfecet shot of the bush
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TD
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If I stay really still... he won't see me!
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Sandie
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Meow mix in sneakers!
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Man Eater
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i hope no bloody buffalo attack me while i kill this prick
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Joe Stevens
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This is my best side =]
It's purrfect.
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alexvallarta
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nice lashes, don``t move
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Remillard
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Im jealous, stop looking at my bitch, she is only a size 6
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DJL
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The winning entry for the Wildlife Photographer of the Year Competition was awared posthumously this year.
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youngmikmik
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getting caught short with diorreah in the sarenghetti was a bitch!
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God's dad
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Luvvin' it!
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BAYOU BILLY
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Does the term (Natural selection) mean anything to you.
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Lisa G.
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now look to the left....thats it! Show some teeth....not too much..and try not to drool!Thats it..PERFECT!
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bazza
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his wife went nuts when he said "i got a fantastic picture of a bit pussy"
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possum
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Dave's blind photography safari was doomed from the start
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dick_s
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If he doesn't stop beating around the bush I'm going to start eating what's around the bush
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meh
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stevie wonder tries his hand at photography erlier this week
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chris hanlon
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this'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you
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monkage
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I always wondered where the footage of the lion off the MGM studios came from.
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stupid
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Which one are you, dinner or tea or just a snack
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wes-dyke
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"Thats right baby, you're the king of the jungle... Gimme some attitude, GGGRRR, i like it"
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EJ
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I'M SIMBA'S PAPARAZZI!
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It's not the lion he's after, it's the fleas he wants.
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rex
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my what big teeth you have
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DRW
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Somebody put SUPER GLUE on my camera, could you help me?
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BODY JEWELRY LAC
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STAY STILL I THINK THIS IS YOUR BEST SIDE....
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Carl
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He thinks he's safe NOT!
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he's going to die
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daz bobajob
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look i said i'd count to a hundred so go and bloody hide ya damn cat
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pants
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he should have gone to specsave
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Johl
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Hurry up ... im hungry
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linfield
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If he cracks that "nice pussy" joke again i'll have him.
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Charley's Dad
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Diana's revenge - paparazzi followed the wrong one this time!
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Diego
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Should I kill him now or let him finish the shot?
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Rodney
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I've seen some stupid people. but have you ever?
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giigity
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oh if you must but hurry up my wifes on her way and we need privacy!
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if thats a flash camera i hope you can run faster than your doing this.
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Fonderg
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Natural selection at work
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vondre57
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"Great side shot! Now...I need something a little FIERCE!"
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bobby
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The photographer thought it would be a nice tribute to Steve Irwin.
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Caption Police
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Alternatively, perhaps you're meaning "Yes, YOU! The one WHO'S self-voting, etc." Either way, it's time to be a big brave boy and come out of hiding now, Townie!
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bbb
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another bloody american tourist..........
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Zack
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Little did the photographer know, the myth about Lions being camera shy was false.
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Craptions'R'Us
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You're a wildlife photographer, for f**k's sake! You mean EAT the birdy, CRETIN!
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Saku
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"ARGH!! It worked in fatal frame, so why won't it work on this f***ing lion!?!?!"
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deko
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its gonna bit his ass
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Silly
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Go on then take your photo before I eat you alive!
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JC
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Reincarnation really happens you know & this idiot doesn't know I was once Lady Di
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Jon K
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Open wide, big boy and look at my lens!
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Alex
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Johnny was absent the day nature photography was covered...
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chas
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say buffalo
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townie
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Hi Tiggy and Manga B. Haven't been captioning as I haven't been INSPIRED by the photos for a while now. But I do still have you on my favourites!
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chrissyboy
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After Simba's failed attempt at proper acting he became more than happy to pose for press.
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stinkypoo
|
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Oh my God, I think this poor 'lil sucker
has ear wigs!
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john collins
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i draw the LION with aMEATur photographers
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john collins
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Tell it how it is! easy lion!!! Ooops I meant easy tiger! :)
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I AIN'T BOVVERED
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Westman
|
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Leo really missed the thrill of the chase!
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Timebird
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Bovered
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Brian
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I know this human will take me over my Weight Watcher points. I can't resist!
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STUPID
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me
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ROARR!! Nobody told me this was a communal bathroom!
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Marie King
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I dont mind the odd pic getting taken but dont ask for an autograph or I will get really angry.......
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fred
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what a big pussy
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andy
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Could we try that again, I think you closed your eyes.
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Tell it how it is!
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Well done, Lucy!
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andreea
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not likely
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Alasdair Maclean
|
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Does he realise I'm not zoomed in?
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Seeker™
|
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I'm bending over to kiss my ass goodbye!
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jx
|
|
First day of the photoshop class was off to a flying start, !!!!
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Shoukat 4/W.B.
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Please have my photo!
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kashif
|
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look up and smile please
|
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Blink
|
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HEY Simba! This idiot thinks I cant see him. You want leg or Breast?
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Edina
|
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Paparazzi are everywhere!! Grumble...lower than dung beetles!
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jaymel
|
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why is lunch taking my photograph?
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Jon
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This is the reason all tourists need a bell around their neck.
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Marc
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Can I get a close up of yr pussy
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Erich Von Daniken
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Sagen Sie "Kase!"
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God
|
|
Is Tiggertronix God?
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Retsilaear
|
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Don't you just hate it when they leave the eyes on and you end up with your lunch staring at you?
|
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Tell it how it is!
|
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Hey, John Collins! It's not a f**king tiger, you ignorant fly-blown cement-head. It's a lion, yes, LION, L-I-O-N. Also, how many more ways to spell paparazzi, for f**k's sake?
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Max
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|
I have to draw the lion here....
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Max
|
|
Kate Bush's coke habit has shown some truly unforeseeable side-affects
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MNA
|
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I bet he dosent know who is behind him
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riley
|
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just one more snap and im gone...
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Stephan
|
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Its OK...I have been reared from a cub to be a good Christian lion...for what I am about to receive...
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grimbo
|
|
lion says"i wanted peperoni not paparazi"
|
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anita
|
|
now im a celebrity! When can I have my copy?
|
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anita
|
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Need to look heroic/on an actual safari? Take a picture with this lion replica.
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yazhi
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ready to be snapped by dinner
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ajhawkinsjr
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Does this look infected to you, 'cause I think it might be swollen.
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SextonC
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well, hes got balls
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dick_s
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Pride comes before a fool
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tottimem
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685
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Al
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Can you please move so I take a photo of the tree
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john
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This camera must be broke, i can't get it to zoom out
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p shampoo
|
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These models are so catty
|
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honey is this close enough
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bobby mcferrin
|
|
New lion bar campaign labelled dangerous
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RIZWAN AZIM
|
|
if its real
its cooool............
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KP
|
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SAY CHEESE
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bonusbloke
|
|
Daniel.... Daniel, where R U?
|
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Donkey Hotay
|
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Diga "Queso!"
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DRW
|
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Macro this!
|
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chas
|
|
a momentus occasion as the bbc wildlife photographer found the worlds first blind lion
|
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MNA
|
|
Turn around you Bum and I will tell you what I can do!
|
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Geon
|
|
Sorry Mate my zoom is buggered!!
Hold still my image stabiliser is also stuffed!!!!
|
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Tiggy and Manga
|
|
Are you, by any chance, the same Matt Roache who once worked as a lab technician and lived in the Surrey village of Effingham back in the early 80s?
|
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Tiggy
|
|
No chance of that Townie. The ABs are as useless as your caption attempts!
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Give me angry ... oh yeah more teeth yeah ooh yeah .. growl yeah
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Jeremy Larson
|
|
you have beautifull eyes...
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Tiggertronix
|
|
I'm a lion with dignity. Make me a promise these piccies won't end up on some demeaning site like Boreme!
|
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dinesh
|
|
lion & meeee........et each other
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waheed abbas
|
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i sapiking urdo kia ya filam kia ya hakikat ha
|
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liz
|
|
smile!!!
|
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papo826
|
|
Nothing like a cool drink in the shade at the end of a perfect day, thought Carl.
|
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dudette
|
|
if look closer you might see that the cameramans other leg was missing!
|
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Mr_Biff
|
|
In the heat of the moment we humans can forget, that for an animal there's not much difference between a photo shoot and lunch!
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shh pretend your takin my photo and then i can eat your camera guy
|
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whgn
|
|
one minute Lance was at his kid's birthday party........and the next thing some numpty with photo shop had made him look 6 inches from a lion's jaws!
|
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Ollie
|
|
OK now give aroused!!
|
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Steve
|
|
This is going to be too easy.
|
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Tell it how it is!
|
|
Hey, John Collins! Sorry, man! Might have come across a little harsh back there. Only having a laugh. Cool? :)
|
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John Collins
|
|
No yer not. I am!
|
|
runroy
|
|
For his scool project chris was asked to "get into the head of a lion"
|
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weelad
|
|
Paparazzi discover mufasa in jungle resort
|
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Johnny G
|
|
Is this real or are you lion?
|
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Tiggertronix
|
|
Squat like that, mate, and it won't be us lions you'll need to worry about!
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dick_s
|
|
The lion, although stuffed, was rapidly recovering his appetite
|
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Deb
|
|
I got your smile right here. I'm gonna eat this asshole right after he takes my picture.
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Zahid Usman
|
|
Smyylle plzz!
|
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ben
|
|
Little did Aslan know, Narnia would become a tourist attraction.
|
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|
|
...i know that papparatzi's around here some where...
|
|
Tiggertronix
|
|
Truly, my son!
|
|
chas
|
|
the lion did not know which photographer to eat first
|
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sanbern
|
|
OK King, don't move! I may get an interview with Larry if I get two more.
|
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j15bell
|
|
What a flippin yahoo!!!
|
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Nibbles
|
|
Well, Fur is in this season
|
|
Maasai worrior
|
|
This is a fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
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costeele
|
|
Warning! Using your flash on safari may aggravate local wildlife.
|
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Mpambalioto
|
|
Is this guy messing around ... i mean i hunt lunch, it just cant come to me...
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crap shot
|
|
this is where i draw the lion
|
|
John Collins
|
|
So how do you know who's REALLY telling it how it is, then?
|
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B.RUXTON
|
|
Come on smile.
|
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bob
|
|
i can see your watch joey take the lion suit off and put the gorilla one on
|
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3monkeys
|
|
"OK guilty as charged, I did it already,so can we move on from the 'mug shots'n' do da paw printin, co's my lawyers gimme a bellyache n'I'm gettin a mite peckish agin, so watch it buddy!"
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binh
|
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ge wa' ha tuong' gi` wa[' don gia'n ma` khe hing` wa' te.
|
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sara
|
|
here Kitty Kitty,watch the birdie.
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tricky
|
|
Fairs fair. Now its my turn to have a snap of you.
|
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Tiggy
|
|
Thanks, man. You're probably right. Greetings from rainy UK! Clues suggest we MIGHT both be who we say we are ..despite my thinking 'Townie' now just wants to look whiter than white. Silly me! :)
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Tiggertronix
|
|
..and to think the Romans once gave us lions decent jobs, eh?
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andyguards
|
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watch the birdy
|
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fun
|
|
Should of gone to specsavers
|
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Carlitox
|
|
I'm sure I'll win the "shot the tick" award this year!!
|
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Marc
|
|
My,what big teeth you have
|
|
Mark Twain
|
|
geezzzzzz this guy could use a ment
|
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Recoba'snewshirt
|
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This new lens is fantastic, it makes everything looks close!
|
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timmy
|
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ip was d thatt camera man. nowwww i hav to tyype wit myyy b nose
|
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HEATHER
|
|
LION: DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS?
|
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seaman staines
|
|
the lion is looking at one camera but doesnt realise some muppet is standing less than a foot away.
|
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Tiggy Police
|
|
I know what you mean about the pics! They're so bad they could almost drive you to vote your own unamusing captions to the top of the page in a fit of desperation.
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jack
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i need a new camera the screen is messed up
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townie
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ABs? You know...the Webb Ellis trophy that the ABs are going to take away from you!
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LEd
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I did, I did taw a puddy tat!
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Cheeky Chappie
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Be honest, Andreea, anyone ever ACTUALLY asked you?
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grassy ass
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As an old hand at photography, he knew that he had to take the photo before the lion smelled the shit that was slowly making its way down the inside of his thigh.
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Leo_king.
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Hay man, be care full he has no female...... ;)
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Townie
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Aren't you enjoying the flattery the imitation is giving you any more Caption Police? :)
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Caption Police
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Townie! It's cool with me, my man! Those who know me know my style. Ever thought others on this page see what you do each time a new caption is launched? Ever wondered how that makes YOU look? :)
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dave
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here kitty kitty
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barry jones
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john your camo is working but i think he has seen me
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earl of gray
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if wish you would leave so I can crap here
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tc
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that ears fine,now the other one please
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wallguy
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Lunch
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Mark Twain
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This guuy could use a ment
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da da da
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after this im having lunch
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Manga Babe
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worn yer mouse out yet, sachsenschlaeger?
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Zilonis
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Wait, make sure you get my good side.
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Max
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Finally the Australian bush has been found.
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Tiggy and Manga
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PS. Re the Rugby, we'll see about THAT! :)
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Lisa
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When I get home, I have to find my glasses!!!
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PRESTON
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HEY!JOE GET OUT OF THE LIGHT I CAN'T SEE MY VIEW FINDER--JOE!JOE!
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My Last Picture!
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Daniel Fish
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can ya guess wat it is yet
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Bink
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Desperate for one last shot of the elusive lesser-spotted-bush-dwelling-wren, it had escaped Tim that it was infact lunchtime.
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Ronnie
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If he is using a filter for this shot I'll eat him.
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Caption Police
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"Yes, you the one that's self-voting. It is you I'm looking at!"
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khan
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may be this man is crazzy.
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Shehzad Hanif
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well of course a matter of weak eye-sight
but amazing to see it also affected a lion
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Donald R
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Excuse me sir, has anyone told you, you have frightful halitosis?
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RIZWAN AZIM
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tke de picture fast, otherwise,
MEDIA will tke ur 's......!
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NAPOLIO
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HERO
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shut yer trap groundhog day. people are just havin fun!! stop being so serious!!
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timmy
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no man can resist 'pussy close up'!
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Matt Roache
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Boo!!!
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Tiggy
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Townie! Got it now, man! (I don't follow rugby like you kiwis so I wouldn't know). Guess I threw you earlier as I thought you meant the Adult Boreme site ..shame THEY don't have a caption page too! :)
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Nater
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Dumbass.....it's what's for dinner
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vizibl
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I wonder if he can see me?
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p.tudor
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I wish he'd hurry up and take my picture cos I'm dying to cock my leg up on this tree and have a piss
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Tiggertronix
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Just you DARE turn me into a set of place mats for an upbeat Nairobi restaurant!
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poop
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"Say cheese?? Why is that what I'm having you with?"
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Marky B
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Little did he know, but the Lion's legion of females sneaking up behind him were getting annoyed of all the fuss.
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sab
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dont worry this is my friend loin
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The Crazy Mick
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This is just like hunting with Ted Nugent
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Man Of Steel
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If it doesn't go away soon I'm gonna eat it!
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JR
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If you don't go away I'll show you my Cannon.
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DRW
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Jeepers, how could you let him walk out there, he's blind for gods sake!
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Tiggy and Manga
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PPS, Unamusing captions? Written by whom? ..Oh dear! Someone's not a smily bunny today!
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pants
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the optical zoom on his new camera was so good it felt like he was stood right next to the lion.
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Jay
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The bush marked the boundary layer between John & Simba...but who was going to mark their territory first!
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the QUEEN
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Ilook greater on the inside!!
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Tiggertronix
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Bush meet?
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ash
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this zoom lens is great its as if im stood right next to it, oh **** i am run!!!
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bobby
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The lion thought it would be a nice tribute to the stingray.
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dk
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you dont send ten deers i will eat this idiot too..
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bailey
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Now give me angry! Yeah
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DJL
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Forget your lunch, can you at least look at me when I am trying to take your photograph!
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DJL
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Say "here Kitty" one more time and I'll bite your head off.
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clodagh
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i ordered fries with that
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babyman
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nice kitty smile for your free meal
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Tiggy and Manga
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Hi, whoever's writing as 'Townie'! Thought I'd grasped what I read earlier but not sure now. Anyway, Caption Police are largely redundant here as most people now play fairly. PS, Who or what are ABs?
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Tom
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Extremely stupid man purchases camera.
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Boystown
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Can you believe this guy? First its the light and now he want me to "growl like a tiger".... What a muppet
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Tiggertronix
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Can't even stop for a wazz without the f**king paparazzi!
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lewis
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I'll take care of you punk after this shot.
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Jimso
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Hey kids, come over here and see what daddy does to this poor idiot.
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raffa
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Now did you say you used Colgate or Aquafresh?
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Groundhog Day
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That's now the FOURTH "Say 'cheese'" entry. Try reading through the previous ones before writing your own. That way you'll appreciate how easy it is to be crushingly unoriginal!
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Tete de Merde
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Dire "Fromage!"
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townie
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PS...go the ABs!
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Tiggy
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Hi Townie! I agree. Recent pics were as lame as the twats who write here! Manga and I wish you a meteoric return to the world of mind-mash. Oh ..and yes, we'll look in on AB. See you there, maybe?
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Tony
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This stupid guy does not have to fear me! its the Rhino charging up behind him he's got to worry about!!!!!
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r
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Frederique! I need more passion you are dead to the lens! Grace, Movement.... Be the lion
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Em
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Africa's next top model Tiger Banks
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oddjobkia
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Bugger now why that zebra just move again
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why
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Only tofu eating hippies forget their place in the food chain.
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dragon
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putang ina mo ka ulol kau
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lucy
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a lion
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John Collins
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I'm the John Collins that used to play for Scotland.
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bobo
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little did he know that the rest of the pack were behind him
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g jmh
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ghj m
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stevs
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sorry,my zoom isnt working!
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blondie
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Must get the focus on this camera fixed
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andy
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when was the last time you went to the dentist
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it's crazy !!....
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Caption Police
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I'm sure that's supposed to read "Yes, YOU'RE the one ("you're", not "you"), etc.". Join Cerpin Taxt on that school bus, you illiterate little Caption Police wannabe! :)
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Oracle
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I hope National Geographic has a good medical plan.
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Groundhog Day
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Now who's getting serious then, Mr.I-can't-put-a-name-to-my-inexcusably-sad-crap? CHILL OUT YOURSELF, MAN! I'm just 'avin a laff, too! :)
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gazza
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ive waited years for a holiday like this, i love safari! look darling, a real wild human,
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Steve
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What the Hell is the fool thinking??
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Friar
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"Guys, guys - will I eat him? Will I? It'll be a laugh!"
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Raj
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Lion is more interested in who took this picture
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daveywills
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it wasn't the proximity that pissed off the lion, it was being asked to say cheese.
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CHAS
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ITS AMAIZING WHAT A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY CAN MAKE A MAN DO
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Groundhog Day
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How many more f**king 'paparazzi' gags do we need to read before someone realises they've already been done to death? ..Oh, and DO try spelling it correctly next time, wot!
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eh
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A Predetor and his Photographer.
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