Pac0
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Oh my God! There's a giant PANASONIC logo running around in the building!
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kerry
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camera shy..
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Kira
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It had been a quiet week for the surveilance team! Despite many more muggings, they had seen nothing happen on camera.
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Johan
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Since many people aren't fond of camera surveillance, the authorities decided to hide cameras from the eyes of general public. How tricky!
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Max
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anything on the other side ?
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the polish tv installers were 3 pounds an hour cheaper...
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Rich
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Endemol attempt to make Big Brother format more engaging.
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|
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"Alright, don't turn around, I've got you covered -- just hand me all your electrons."
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homeland security
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These new gamma ray cameras work fine. It doesn't matter what you put in front of them.
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PC
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Brings the name Close Circuit Television to a whole new innovation
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podster
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The Waitrose insallation team were found in a back alley last night by a old neighbour all missing their eyes...
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dodgey
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i mean't the surveillance team should work under cover.
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"Hey how about you and me make a power surge baby"?
the cameras behind the scenes.
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jackdarton
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the security surveillance guard had begun to think he was going short-sighted
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Ismail Gulec
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the publics view on the truth.....BLINDED!
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Masked Khan
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Camera checked himself in the mirror before parading for duty.
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whgn
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Q"what did the flat screen say to the CC Camera????"
A"Watch my Back!!!!!!"
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Look me in the eye when i am filming your every movement!!
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DeNzOoL
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security on the worlds most expensive Television was extemely tight.
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rosie
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Duh!! big brother is watchin Uand u and u and u !....or was anyway...........
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leon
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well this is great now i can see the bloody score
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stupid
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Camera's do lie then, I don't care what you say its not a SONY TV
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T
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The zoom on this things works great!
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stu
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say any chance that you get out of my face
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Max
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Blue movie
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|
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sir! sir! the rooms gone!!!
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Runroy
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The rivalry between the Camera Crew and the Sign fitters as getting out of hand!..
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madmatt
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camera shy???!
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scoooby
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t.s.a.government training ...tax dollars hard at work.
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Sean Lewis
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There must be an easier way of reading the damn Vista serial number?
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bendandi
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shut up!! im a american !!
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Ahmed
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That just makes the job much easier for the surveilance team.
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3Monkeys
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"We've thoroughly investigated the Corby girls claims of drug sydicates opertating at this airport and there is no evidence!".-ASIO.
|
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Warm Waz in a Teapot
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No, you're right there, Cerpin but what if some twat hijacks your school bus? What will you do then?
|
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Lech Walesa
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|
Proud, polska and full of potatoes.
|
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Dave
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|
Can You See Me Now?
How about Now?
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Charlie
|
|
The operators plan to watch the Simpsons backfired slightly
|
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Spank the monkey
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|
No, Jackdarton. He was going short-sighted for a completely different reason.
|
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Arc
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|
Modern version of the cart before the horse.
|
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Jassy
|
|
The terrorists were not captured on CCTV, despite of the many strategically placed cameras.
|
|
Cute
|
|
Just doing my job
|
|
meow
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|
hey bob isn't technology great, i saw one of those new hiddden cameras at the airport the other day
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arg
|
|
Facing the wrong way.
|
|
Bobby
|
|
Whoever steals this plasma screen is definitely getting caught...
|
|
Dan-O
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|
Progress was slow on the project to discover patterns in white noise.
|
|
D.GG LONDON
|
|
BE WARNED XRAY CAMERAS IN USE
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>LIghTA FLUID<
|
|
And they wondered why the bank got robbed...
|
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Kevin
|
|
Under-cover surveillance. You'll never know ... and neither will we.
|
|
Bink
|
|
Frank CCTVatra sings 'un-recordable'
|
|
ray
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|
all clear
|
|
talking to myself
|
|
someone here is a genius...
|
|
Spank the monkey
|
|
Me, too! Woo-hoo!! Hahahahahahahahah!!! What ARE we like, eh?
|
|
Bryan Higgins
|
|
By focussing on insects that may have been up to no good, the surveillance company decided to call the project "bugging'. Little did they know they had set a future trend.
|
|
john
|
|
heres watching you kid!!
|
|
cheetahlover
|
|
There is no film in the camera but hopefully no one will notice.
|
|
Divinorum
|
|
Ignorance is bliss
|
|
rrymrrsn
|
|
The Times of the Sign. Dir: Dave
|
|
highdef
|
|
This is Big Brother. could Danny please come to the diary room as he has been suspected of moving the cameras
|
|
xhris
|
|
we dont have a life
|
|
Joe
|
|
"first day on the job?" asks the sign. "how can you tell?"
|
|
sholokov
|
|
No activity...all clear
|
|
Fubby Gibgib
|
|
Psst...
Over here
|
|
highdef
|
|
Goverment put up more security cameras to try and put a stop to the reign of terror by the TVs.
|
|
RICARDO
|
|
YOOO
|
|
ROY LLOYD
|
|
CAMERA SEZ I TOLD YOU I WAS CAMERA SHY
|
|
P
|
|
The operator reported nothing had happened during his shift.
|
|
|
|
no matter how hard the security team worked no one caught the tv
|
|
Buick
|
|
"What's a nice looking camera like you doing in a place like this?"
|
|
nibbles
|
|
security were determined not to have another camera stolen.
|
|
Zherkezhi
|
|
Big Brother 19 Had sunk reality T.V. to an all time low
|
|
ajhawkinsjr
|
|
In another example of over-regulation security cameras will now be required to have an onboard airbag. Older models will need to be retrofited as illustrated.
|
|
Caption Police
|
|
The camera illustrating the point that this caption competition has become so boring it's like staring at an inanimate object.
|
|
Bendi999
|
|
Has anybody seen the TV???
|
|
|
|
Smith.... Your fired!
|
|
Joe
|
|
What do yo mean it doesnt work!!??
|
|
weelad
|
|
violence was getting out of hand on the back of the panasonic sign, authorities took the necassary steps
|
|
Casey
|
|
It's quiet..........too quiet.
|
|
moham,ed
|
|
iodjtgsd fiogjipft
|
|
charlie
|
|
As the police thought the lcd tv set was the most valubale thing there they set the camera up to watch it....opposit a jewlers.
|
|
adam
|
|
security man 1:i cant see anything!!!!
securi-ty man 2:(with mouth full)well i can see something big!!!!
|
|
Gaz
|
|
I know i said i like watching tv but this is taking it too far
|
|
vino
|
|
having located the only valuable object in the building, the surveillance team were sure that nothing could go wrong
|
|
Howard
|
|
It's the Twilight Zone! The picture NEVER changes.
|
|
Noni B
|
|
Anti "big brother" protesters put an end to all the voyeuristic antics.
|
|
RMC
|
|
At this point Dave realised his X-Ray camera was not all it was cracked up to be....
|
|
footloose
|
|
Sky sport at its optimum
|
|
peter
|
|
lights camera action!
|
|
psteer
|
|
Due to the recent surge in flat screen TV theft, the decision was taken to watch this one closely.
|
|
LadySkelton
|
|
Now THATS close monitoring!
|
|
|
|
sign:"security cameras are installed for your own safety"
|
|
john
|
|
i spy with my little eye, somthing begining with T
|
|
andwhatnot
|
|
optical illusion. the camera is farther away than you initially think
|
|
big bad john
|
|
"you go ahead toshiba, I've got your back"
|
|
Caption Police
|
|
Half of you people couldn't spell if your lives depended on it!
|
|
Ian
|
|
The TV actually shows what the camera is filming!
|
|
alfred
|
|
quis custodiet custodes
|
|
Mondo
|
|
Hidden Camera shows taken to the next level
|
|
|
|
we will catch the blighters this time when they pull the tv down
|
|
Richie
|
|
And this camera children, is to show us if the TV has been stolen...
|
|
Chris
|
|
It was love at first site
|
|
Max
|
|
big brothers ant house
|
|
ben harvey
|
|
Need glasses
|
|
Lil
|
|
"Sorry this space was going for 1 mill $ and i won! Does my ass look fat to you?!"
|
|
NORMA
|
|
WHAT'S THE DESIGNERS NAME?
|
|
|
|
sky + new recording system didn't take off
|
|
sdgf
|
|
"not again"
|
|
david
|
|
Knowing it was a spider, it decided to hide so as not to scare anyone.
|
|
Tell it how it is!
|
|
What objects, Marty? Mr Lion and his photography chum in the f**king african game reserve, again?
|
|
ben
|
|
you have cheese on your face, yup, juuust there
|
|
IMD
|
|
If they nick this tv we'll get a great picture of the thief
|
|
DeNzOoL
|
|
After surviving a photoshoot with a rather unfriendly lion Frank returned home and could not work out why he had been fired from his job.
|
|
Mr_Biff
|
|
The British government still can't understand why they aren't detecting all the terrorists on the underground.
|
|
bob
|
|
Johnny number 5 reading his script before the shooting of Short Circuit began.
|
|
IisB
|
|
The company realised someone might be planning an inside job.
|
|
SpoonXL
|
|
we've got eyes eveywhere!~
|
|
Miles
|
|
Just £2 per month you could save a camera. Please donate to the RSPCC (Royal Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Cameras)
|
|
islaview
|
|
Governments new CCTV back up is launched
|
|
cctv cockup by macca
|
|
security was furious when the t.v man fitted the widescreen the wrong way round
|
|
Jason
|
|
Weatherman got it wrong again.
Fog dominates the lobby still
|
|
Jeff
|
|
Upclose and personal!
|
|
G MUNT
|
|
JUST CHECKING THE CLEANERS WORK
|
|
DGG LONDON
|
|
TOP THIEF REPIARS FOR ACTION
|
|
Tell it how it is!
|
|
If it's slipped your notice, Kerry, they may be back-spacing you because everyone's fed up with cheats. A few self-votes? No issue ..but YOU just take the piss ..especially with lame gags like THAT!
|
|
Ben
|
|
FAIL!
|
|
blobby
|
|
seen it!
|
|
Danny
|
|
Security just wanted to watch TV all day
|
|
Johl
|
|
camirrora
|
|
|
|
survailence problems may follow if objects are close too close
|
|
CerpinTaxt
|
|
"Nobody will steal this monitor now!"
|
|
KATiE
|
|
'And no one will see our cleverly hidden camera's...'
|
|
Livvie
|
|
Incey Wincey made debute live on the web!
|
|
(no name supplied)
|
|
Objects may be closer than they appear.
|
|
steve a
|
|
the last plasma screen was nicked within minutes of installation...
|
|
|
|
NO WAY! It stays!!
I saw the Grudge so dont even try it
|
|
Kalath - HAVOC INC
|
|
Security staff decided as criminals avioded the cameras they would hide them to catch them in the act!
|
|
anon
|
|
security bloke:wheres everyting gone!david copperfield,did you have anything to do with this?
david copperfield:no.try moving the tv you daft butthead!!
security guy:oh.fuck.me.
|
|
ben elliott .wales
|
|
the c.c.t.v operator was watchin t.v again!!!
|
|
fog
|
|
"mmmm,I love your behind"
|
|
alex
|
|
where's he gone!!!
|
|
gordy
|
|
wow you look hi-fi are we going on a cyber date?
|
|
Brucifer
|
|
Unfortunately for heathrow, transparent kevlar wasn't all it was cracked up to be...
|
|
green chicken
|
|
david blunkits new job as camera installer is not goiong to well
|
|
WinXalot
|
|
What do you mean, "It doesn't swivel"?
|
|
mo
|
|
Close up TV!
|
|
George
|
|
Polish Hidden Canera techniques
|
|
me
|
|
get over it spankthemonkey, its a caption. bit sad that you get angry over something like this...
|
|
Gil
|
|
Requested by home office. Installed by local management.
|
|
Rat
|
|
Marco? .....
|
|
|
|
The lead shielding works a treat! No radiation is being detected near that camera o/
|
|
julie
|
|
hellloooo is there anybody in there
|
|
PRESTON
|
|
CONGRESS ADDS MONITOR---SO CAMERA CAN'T SEE ADDING OF GAY RIGHTS TO WAR DEFENCE BILL.
|
|
all day
|
|
i suck dicks
|
|
angela
|
|
this bloody mirrors no good cant get my make up right
|
|
Tiggertronix
|
|
Caption Police are watching YOU!
|
|
steve
|
|
rather incestuous......
|
|
|
|
thats bang out of order stops me from nicking same guy as below
|
|
pete
|
|
So far so good. That tv is still there.
|
|
Zherkezhi
|
|
Thieve's had a field day in Harrods as the camara spent two hours trying to do this "Magic Eye"
|
|
N!D
|
|
This was not going to be the fifth Plasma TV in the Mall to be stolen.
|
|
|
|
Blind camera
|
|
AusNapalm
|
|
My UV filter seems a bit too powerful, but on the upside my aperture looks nice today!
|
|
|
|
Security Guard: Wow, how did they paint the whole room silver so quickly
|
|
che
|
|
a wall
|
|
|
|
Message On other side reads....... "Due to the Driver Running Late this camera has bin canceled"
|
|
Jp
|
|
Vandalizers!!!
|
|
Clay
|
|
Another well planned Goverment project!
|
|
Jono
|
|
If you are reading this , you have no friends
|
|
des
|
|
"hey baby, nice behind. wanna make some sparks fly??"
|
|
Everyone else
|
|
We agree!
|
|
mo
|
|
You only ever see what you want to see! CCTV!
|
|
wilky
|
|
all looks well on the cameras boss.
|
|
My Mum
|
|
Fancy a dance?
|
|
maverickrazor
|
|
you'll have to shoot me in the back sheriff
|
|
Alli
|
|
Big Brother producers appear to be running out of ideas.
|
|
Ben
|
|
The security guard had the right idea, he just forgot which way round to put the TV.
|
|
esvin
|
|
hello
|
|
|
|
miami
|
|
JohnB
|
|
If it shows up on screen .......we got it on tape!!
|
|
Blackpool Bimmy
|
|
As sign theft is on the increase tough measures are put in place.
|
|
Phil Dooley
|
|
Gordan Browns new amazing idea!!!
|
|
shooter
|
|
hidden camera
|
|
Fred
|
|
you can't see me!!!!
|
|
Pobster
|
|
Stay tuned folks, Up next is the hidden camera show !
|
|
jim
|
|
"Someone's been watching too many of those Japanese horror movies haven't they? No shadowy figure will come at you at the camera I promise."
|
|
santbe
|
|
The new X-ray camera!
|
|
alfred
|
|
I'll be back
|
|
Blaze Fox
|
|
"I know you're desperate, but you REALLY need to get your behind outta' my face!"
|
|
Jon
|
|
As per homeland security mandate, President Bush personally, strategically placed all the cameras.
|
|
Hendo
|
|
lcd panel £800-00.
New camera £400-00.
install cost £300-00.
last laugh at employer, priceless
master card don't do cctv, but if they did it would possibly be better than this!!!
|
|
Bryan
|
|
iCTV
|
|
jam
|
|
duh!!!!
|
|
philipman2000
|
|
day 28 big brother had cocked up big time
|
|
Max
|
|
85% of cameras said they like to watch tv
|
|
Dan-O
|
|
DIY x-ray camera - hold suitcase up to the light
|
|
D.GAMBIER
|
|
JUST A DETERENT FOR NOW
|
|
Tell it how it is!
|
|
For f**k's sake, that's now the fourth "Camera shy" offering, Jamzeeeee. How about "Taking-the-trouble-to-read-what-others-have-written-before-me shy"?
|
|
Tell it how it is!
|
|
Cheetahlover, eh? Interesting name. ..Is that legal in your country, then?
|
|
|
|
f**ck me i cant see a thing
|
|
Graham
|
|
They had heard Pete Doherty was in the area and didn't want his blood on the camera.
|
|
wiljo
|
|
the team were just in it for the lulz
|
|
sam
|
|
can you see the thieves?
no sign!
|
|
Scythan
|
|
Oh snap... Jimmy... your in the way again.
|
|
ATTION
|
|
That tv ain't going no where.
Neither is their jobs.
|
|
Bogus Caption Police
|
|
As a free-spirited individual exercising independence of thought and opinion ..I agree with everyone else.
|
|
GINA MUNT
|
|
WAIT TO THE CAMERA GOT YA BACK TO YA THEN STEAL
|
|
Mr Zwyzwjkzyciazcski
|
|
Yez, vee do have one or two potatoes but pleaza, no more polish gags, eh. Iza bad enough as it iza being polish vizout you guyza reminding us.
|
|
jenstir
|
|
johnny five is alive....I NEED input.... but i can't open this book.....
|
|
Celt
|
|
..of course they value your contribution, they also suggested I keep an eye on you.
|
|
Angela
|
|
God I get so scared filiming scary people
|
|
gareth
|
|
The ladies had caught on pretty quickly to what was going on in their changing room.
|
|
Richard Jackson
|
|
Irish "Big Brother 8" was not a sucsess..
|
|
CoLd FuSiOn
|
|
the surveillance team just got hold of new x-ray vision technology while they were at it they though they might have a little fun with it....
|
|
dannyh
|
|
Peek-a-boo robbery
|
|
tone
|
|
I'm tellin' ya Dave, it's spooky quiet out there today
|
|
baz
|
|
The state of the art plasma was under high security.
|
|
joydeep karmakar
|
|
This is the latest innovation for the electronic media to capture realtime
"behind the scene" actions!
|
|
mo
|
|
OK Punk, make my day!
|
|
xX reedy boi Xx
|
|
"Hey Jeff, can you go and check the store fron please? That Sony logo has been lookin pretty shifty for the last two weeks..."
|
|
Emily
|
|
When I said 'Watch my back' I didn't mean it literally.
|
|
Al
|
|
gordon brown reveals cctv cameras are not actually preventing crime but panasonic TVs are
|
|
Bwyah
|
|
HEY! I see what you did there
|
|
Tiggertronix
|
|
Hi, Townie!
|
|
Mark Hutchinson
|
|
Another masterpiece from "dave down the road who only charges £2 an hour"
|
|
Nicole
|
|
The security staff were just gutted the tv wasn't facing the other way
|
|
none of your bussnes
|
|
you guys suck you are the worst dealler in the wotld i mean you are stupendusly crazy
|
|
Wild Will
|
|
One good reason you don't hire Polish contractors.
|
|
Pip
|
|
in the modern age security has become a bit of a grey area.
|
|
billybob
|
|
David Guest was said to be in the building so the camera thought to take precautions.
|
|
On dwuggz, me!
|
|
Check out the screen. You can just make out the blurred image of a black-hooded, bare-chested torso hanging by the neck, wearing white boxers and with the hands tied behind the back. Spooky, eh?
|
|
Dennis
|
|
let me check camera 2 for that shop lifter..... no not in the sony store.
|
|
minamoo
|
|
National Security is monitoring possible outbreaks of sars and bird flu.
|
|
rikki
|
|
security men ,bored as fuk..what now another donut
|
|
|
|
i,ve hit a blind spot.
|
|
Gerard Kirrane
|
|
Peek a boo!**Sign robbers in for a surprise!**
|
|
D.G.G LONDON
|
|
SHORT SIGHTED CAMERA GETS HELP
|
|
Tell it how it is!
|
|
Camera shy, Kerry? ..Maybe. Mouse shy? ..I think not! :)
|
|
davybaby40
|
|
SSDD !! Same Shit Different Day
|
|
Lee Minzer!
|
|
The real Question that is in front of us is. What was put there first...The sign? or the Camera?
|
|
|
|
it hasn't been an effective week for the surveilance team. but things are starting to look better
|
|
punk
|
|
Surveilance were fans of the films of the 'Silver Screen'.
|
|
ray floob
|
|
it was then that the camera guy realized that he was f**ked
|
|
Mine
|
|
i can see you!
|
|
DIBBSY
|
|
1security gaurd to the other TOLD you that this camera is still on the blink
|
|
Sam
|
|
£1000 spent on new CCTV and nothing to see...
|
|
me again.
|
|
OMG iv come back purely to see if anybody was sad enough to reply to that AND YOU WERE BHAHAHA
|
|
highdef
|
|
11:48am the housemates are blocked by the wiew of the TV
|
|
Steve
|
|
WATCH THIS SPACE.......
|
|
|
|
Jonny Five ia alive.... i NEED input.....but i cant open this book...
|
|
PRESTON
|
|
BUT HILLARY THATS THE ONLY PLACE AT THE REPUBICAN MEETING I COULD FIND.GENERAL!WHAT GENERAL.
|
|
rrymrrsn
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...they see footage of the dummy mall - they make the call - we send in the S.W.A.T! Simple
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DLEED
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Despite the fact that things had been found in the MC Donalds milkshake the surveilance team had not seen a thing
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Bryan
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CC...TV!
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Bill
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Why do we have national security issues?
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mAX
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no c tv
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Eddie
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There's a new meaning to hidden camera.
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"Yeah baby, i'm looking good" camera thought
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Talamasca
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The monitor suspects nothing!
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SM
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Supervisor: So, did you guys disguise the camera so nobody can see it?
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Caption Police
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Spanking the monkey, yourself, Jackdarton? ..or your hard-working mouse, perhaps?
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pie man
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unknown to the humans the camera and tv were conspiaring
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Vanghar
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The BBC films it's latest documentary of flies on walls.
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brightspark
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OH NO WE PUT THE SCREEN IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA
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dios
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Just watching the screen
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s
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A long-awaited but nonetheless predictable response! :)
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lare
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Hmm...maybe this time the Titanic will miss the iceberg. Let's watch the replay!
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Joe
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the latest in covert-overt surveilance: even the tv installer did not recognise the hidden camera!
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dannyh
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Nobodys robbing THAT!!!!
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rafael
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sexo
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paddy
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queer camera, watch ur ****
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moogooguypan
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This is your first time, isn't it?
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Phillip C.
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Due to cut-backs at Blackwater, we will now replace trained guards with security cameras to watch over monitors.
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Jordan
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Hi! there welcome back to another sports presentation where jordan slammed the goal from 50 out!
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emmw
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Screen: Does my bum look big?
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CIARAN
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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooo-oow
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me
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i am a secret hidden camera
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Levi - Aberdeen
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I know i'm only a dummy camera but this takes the piss !!!
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Jeannie
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Pssst,Turn around and look at me, I want to see if your turned on yet?
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sac3ur
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I spy with my little eye ...
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Tiggertronix
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Hard-Fi's follow-up album: SCREEN STARS OF CCTV?
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sean O'Hare
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when you thought big brother could get no more boring
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Tell it how it is!
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If you say so, Kerry! :)
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Nino
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hey hey hey wait,so it goes TV THEN Camera?
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Polish girlz r eezy!
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Conflict of state control at a polish spud fest.
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CHAS
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I AM SO0OOOOOOO HANDSOME........OH YES I AM SOOOOOOOO HANDSOME
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jamzeeeee
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Camera shy!!!!
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Kerry
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Mine is the best and all the others are awful!
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Solsvik
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"Who the hell put up that Camera in front of my board??"
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bob
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move u stupid blue thing i dont want to watch your ass all day
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hoser
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Peeeeeek-a-Boo!
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