Another recent UK survey




A cross-section survey of 1000 people in the UK , made up of Afghans, Pakistanis, Indians, Poles, Iraqis, Somalis, Africans, Albanians, Bosnians, Turks, Geordies, Brummies, Glaswegians and Liverpudlians were asked if they thought Britain should change its
currency to the Euro.

99% said no, they were happy with the Giro.



In reply to some of the comments below:

Most jokes offend someone, some group or some thing, otherwise what are you laughing at? Question is, is this joke unacceptably offensive?

Obviously some of you think it is. Personally, I wouldn't take it too seriously. It simply lumps together those who don't speak the Queen's English and calls them lazy. Maybe not the greatest joke ever, but joke over.

For those who want to continue mulling it over in depth, I'd like to point out the clever use of rhyme in Euro and Giro.

Editor


Another recent UK survey

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Guest (164 days ago)
YOU F UCKING RACIST C UNTS F UCK OFF AND DIE YOU F UCKING RACIST C UNTS F UCK OFF AND DIE YOU F UCKING RACIST C UNTS F UCK OFF AND DIE YOU F UCKING RACIST C UNTS F UCK OFF AND DIE
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hellion73hellion73 (256 days ago)
yawn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz cant be bothered boring
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hellion73hellion73 (258 days ago)
ah the "guests" to gutless to put a real identity on thier posts and still only up to c in the swearing dictionary!!! as for racism i aint i hate everyone with equality !!! lol in all seriousness find anoter insult c**t is getting tired
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hellion73hellion73 (259 days ago)
again guest incredible : you still are only in the c section of the swearing dictionary and no i aint happy being called a c**t its just the english language has many variants just most cant get passed the four letter ones. as for being member of the b.n.p. I aint. so before i question your dubious parentage (by the way that parentage dig can be summed up in a single word that aint c**t see if you can work out what it is) i suggest you find some more interesting and less used insults
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Guest: twattybollocks (262 days ago)
This is less funny than ass cancer
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Guest: fozzy (262 days ago)
Delete this shit it sucks balls
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Guest: kingtom (262 days ago)
It's not even funny, what's it doing here?
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Guest: truth (263 days ago)
bag of shite... delete it
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Guest: matt (263 days ago)
rubbish joke anyway
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Guest: a reasonable person (263 days ago)
"is this joke unacceptably offensive? " yes. that's the point you morons
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robbie_the_quiffrobbie_the_quiff (263 days ago)
Does anyone else here get a little bored of guests getting all hissy. If you feel that strongly why not log in and be accountable for your views?
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Guest (263 days ago)
A lot of fuss over a very poor joke.
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Guest: incredible (263 days ago)
SO YOU'RE HAPPY TO BE CALLED RACIST C**TS BUT NOT HAPPY FOR THE WORD C**T TO APPEAR IN OTHER POSTS? IT MUST BE PRETTY CRAZY OVER THERE AT BORE ME BNP HEADQUARTERS
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Guest: EVERYONE HERE IS A C**T (263 days ago)
TAKE THIS RACIST POST DOWN THEN ALL WILL BE OK
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hellion73hellion73 (264 days ago)
ooh guest i see you have the four letter word dictionary and have only managed to read up to letter c> there are many other swear words see if you can find another one
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Guest (264 days ago)
OK the joke here is that all these groups of people are poor and as they depend on state support they say they would rather keep things as they are - whearas we know that if only they had benefited from a better education they would realise that state benefits in the UK are actually worse that in the rest of Europe where use the Euro - is that it
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Guest: Pete Star (264 days ago)
LOL. Yes its racist (stupid word, should be ethnicist but wogs wouldn't be able to say it), that's what makes it funny. The biggest issue here is that these jokes have always been funny, its a shame that PC lefty twats have banned us from laughing at them.
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Guest: Guest 101 (265 days ago)
Well I think it's funny. Yes I am a Uk resident,always have been, AND racist. Yes I admit it, Ha Ha! Racist against everyone who lives in this country who ISN'T British! So whatya gonna do about it, foreign parasites?
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hippie38hippie38 (267 days ago)
There can be no such thing as POSITIVE RACISIM retards mum! You anal fuckwit! You've totally just annihilated your whole fucking argument/rant with your own fucked up comments. Leave the comments concerning things like this to the big boys (fuck me am I homophobic know as well?!) If you have a serious comment to make about racism in this joke then make it otherwise FUCK OFF!!
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Guest: fishpaste (267 days ago)
That said, as a scouser or Liverpudlian, I am often too busy raping pensioners and robbing cars to post on the internet. So next tie you have a stupid, racist post you want me to defend, please contact me at Stupid C**t 1, Racist Villas Shitheadtown Bigotsville 1MA CNT Regards, A C**t
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Guest: fishpaste (268 days ago)
I'm a Liverpudlian or Scouser (take ya pick!) and I laughed my bollox off!! craig's mum you need to take a chill pill and grow up before spouting off on subjects you THINK you now EVERYTHING about. It's obvious you have no real clue about real issues and jump on bandwagons that best suit your misconceived ideals. It's great to have ideals YES! but get REAL and read a bit. God only knows you may actually learn something positive to stand up for without looking like a 13 year old TWAT with no idea at all!!
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Guest: guest (270 days ago)
its funny and thats that.and if it ain't true then why is everyone so bothered. rise above it as its not aimed at any individual. and yes they do love the giro those lot dont they
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Guest: craig wankhandles (271 days ago)
This site is a big bag of C**T and about as funny as repeated anal trauma. What you think twats didn't realise is that the BNP people who run this site added the Geordies, Brummies, Glaswegians and Liverpudlians to the joke AFTER that first comment about the obvious racism. Originally it was pure bigotry. Now it's mostly bigotry and the rest is just utter shit. They should call this site "BNP me". Utter c**ts.
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Guest: You want to know real racism? (273 days ago)
The funny thing is, is that you obviously haven't read the joke properly before saying it's racist. The list also contained scousers and brummies. You do the research...
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Guest: Mooky (273 days ago)
It's called irony and I think that every non UK citizen (with the possible exception of Canada, Norway and Australia) get it. do you??
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Guest: mooky (273 days ago)
Also my girlfriend is an NHS dental nurse (I shit you not..), and I can't get a dentist to see me 'cos they are too busy. there are 4 dentists, 3 Poles, 1 Iranian and one Polish nurse. This is experience talking, so unless you live here.. shhh......
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Guest: Mooky (273 days ago)
Can, i add that most of my street are polish (legal) immigrants and I can't get a job or dentist because of their sheer numbers. Do I blame the Poles?? No fuckin' way!!!!! I would do EXACTLY the same in their position, I don't blame the Immigrants, I blame the lying, cheating, thieving, canniving, bumbling politicians that represent our (UK) interests. Gordon brown and Tony Blair are 2 cheeks on the same arse. Enough said...
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Guest: Mooky (273 days ago)
Pedro... you obviously don't live in the U.K. I do, and I'm NOT racist, but when we pay the amount of "N.I." tax that we do and can't even get a dentist, even though someone who gets in the country does in 5 mins, you'll understand, untill you do then Fuck off.. Mr. NOT racist!!!!!
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pedrodaminPedroDamin (274 days ago)
Craig´s right. If this site continues to permit racist posts like this one AND the last one (which are surely not funny at all) I´m out!
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Guest: craigisgay (274 days ago)
lol quality... but sadly true!!
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Guest: craig (274 days ago)
What the fuck is wrong with this site? Is it a front for the Daily Heil or the fucking BNP? YOU STUPID RACIST C**S. THIS ISN'T FUNNY IT'S LAZY RACISM DESIGNED TO APPEAL TO THICK, BIGOTED COCKSUCKERS.
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