Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so
quick to commit suicide. Let's see now...
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No Nascar
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
No beer
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower
More than one wife
You can't shave
Your wives can't shave
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times
Your bride is picked by someone else
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here, HELLO?
Guest: Adil Choudhry (243 days ago)
the only ones you got right were, no pork BBQ, no hot dogs, then again it does depend on the meat doesnt it, and no beer.
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