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Vote up   Vote down  Connor
Speeder caught by clear evidence of skid marks
Vote up   Vote down  Max
the ad Calvin Klein ...rejected
Vote up   Vote down  Danny
The manually performed anal search left the man a little loose.
Vote up   Vote down  DAVE******
PLEASE OFFICER GIVE ME A LIFT TO DRY CLEANERS
Vote up   Vote down  Johnny Gregory
Something funny Officer?
Vote up   Vote down  ajhawkinsjr
Max might have gotten away with the loot, but he had a blowout, and lost control on the turn.
Vote up   Vote down  Talamasca
I was in Milwaukee, on vaction, I met this guy named Jeffery, we had a few drinks, went back to his place, he pulls out a drill, I says'Do me or drill me' he goes ape shit, I offed him and ended up doing myself. Really. No really. That's what happene
Vote up   Vote down  zagi
the hamster shit itself not me!!
Vote up   Vote down  PRESTON
AND YOU CAN'T DO A THING TO ME,I'M COVERED BY THE NEW GAY RIGHTS LAW--OFFICER--SO TAKE OFF THOSE GLOVES.
Vote up   Vote down  Adam
this is why stop and search should not be supervised by homosexual police officers. They cause shit.
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Oh.. come on... it takes the focus off my small package
Vote up   Vote down  Andy
Isn't the cop Jim Carey!?
Vote up   Vote down  sue
Its not my fault the chicken vindaloo was so HOT....
Vote up   Vote down  Draco
"so it was like this......"
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You're Shitting ME? I'M SHITTING ME!
Vote up   Vote down  Anthony
So a guy walks into a bar..
Vote up   Vote down  Rodney
Cop: You're not shitting me are you? Guy: C'mon would I lie to an officer of the law?
Vote up   Vote down  BOBO
HE TOOK MY WALLET--KEYS--AND CLOTHES,THEN BENT ME OVER MY CAR AND IT WAS LIKE HOLIDAY SEASONS-SUCH A BRUT--NO OFFICER I WON'T PRESS CHARGES
Vote up   Vote down  fsdfhdsfhkjsad
poooooooooop
Vote up   Vote down  Christine
I just stepped out to get the paper and the door locked behind me. The neighbors were at work and Officer Nucklehead over there didn't believe me when I said I HAD TO GO!
Vote up   Vote down  :D
SOPHIE BAKKER OF GTRTR MANC GETS CAUGHT TAKING A SKID THE WORNG WAY!!xD
Vote up   Vote down  bobbiggles
Well...it's a funny story really
Vote up   Vote down  Deeth
These boxers were brown but I had a huge wa*k just before you arrested me
Vote up   Vote down  poopoo head
I mayk poo poo! Iz yors nao. :D
Vote up   Vote down  Bowser
Come on, I'll share some of my doo-doo pie with you.
Vote up   Vote down  blind texan
"And there I was minding my own business...(sniff,sn- iff)...Do you smell shit?"
Vote up   Vote down  leland ayala
ah shit i was watching two girls one cup it turned me on so i was about to try it wit my room mate and i couldnt hold my shit any longer sooooooo u wanna meet my roommate hes inside getting hhis shit ready
Vote up   Vote down  Fogglesteinhammer
Excuse meeeee. My Clothes are at the cleaners..I thought it would be cheeky to give them everything.
Vote up   Vote down  blind texan
"And there I was minding my own business...(sniff,sn- iff)...Do you smell shit?"
Vote up   Vote down  Pufferjoe
I don't mind the cavity search so much...I just wish you would've let me remove my underware first.
Vote up   Vote down  G-D
HOLY SHIT!
Vote up   Vote down  pie stalker
unlike rodney king, the trooper didn't beat the s##t out of this guy
Vote up   Vote down  Teresa
poopy pants!
Vote up   Vote down  JPR
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A RASH TO YOU?
Vote up   Vote down  onya
hey man.....shit happens
Vote up   Vote down  Peter FOY
Whadya mean ya want my drivers licence
Vote up   Vote down  Rogster
That Nightstick doesn't even measure up to mine
Vote up   Vote down  the king
mmmmbrmmrbmumubmmbrb- m, BOOM! I was very, very drunk!
Vote up   Vote down  CHAS
OK OFFICER THIS IS THE TRUTH.......OK...I DID NOT SHIT IN THESE UNDERPANTS....OK...T- HESE UNDERPANTS BELONG TO ANOTHER DUDE AND HE IS THE ONE WHO SHIT IN THEM
Vote up   Vote down  philliipppiiiioooo
shoot me now ...please
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And then the Lion Carjacked me and I shit myself
Vote up   Vote down  goatboy
Full body cavity search, my ass ...
Vote up   Vote down  Dave
whao don't sneak up on me like that officer, i nearly sh*t my self
Vote up   Vote down  stevie
no my boobs arnt fake
Vote up   Vote down  rook max 20
What the hell!! Momma said I should always wear clean underwear just in case I am in an accident and look what happened anyway!!!
Vote up   Vote down  VROOM
Did someone crash i see SKID MARKS
Vote up   Vote down  Horrorboy
...then they took my clothes and shit in my pants... and that's what happened officers.
Vote up   Vote down  Keith, Plymouth
Well officer, my passenger said "SHIT, it's the police. So....
Vote up   Vote down  fog
c'mon. Shit happens!
Vote up   Vote down  Johnny Wad
So, waddya say, how about you guys come over over later, we get the Wesson Oil out, and who knows, things could get interesting.
Vote up   Vote down  PRESTON
YES!! OFFICER WE WERE DOING IT BEHIND THAT BUSH,BUT THE NEW GAY LAWS SAY YOU CAN'T RUN ME IN BECAUSE I CLEANED UP ALL THE SHIT..HA HA
Vote up   Vote down  Jack
"So tell us again, who took your clothes?" "I don't know, but he scared the shit out of me!"
Vote up   Vote down  Craig Sawyer
"oh...and I crapped my pants"
Vote up   Vote down  gemjo
Hey dude I just loved your part in the YMCA song.
Vote up   Vote down  sled
and then she said i was sexyand wanted to sleep with me,and,well,look at me.How often do you thimk i hear that???
Vote up   Vote down  bob
funny
Vote up   Vote down  Max
Cavity search on Willy Wonka's wonky sphincter
Vote up   Vote down  Max
Diarrhoea runs in the family
Vote up   Vote down  Kim
"Great!! I only just washed these gloves today!"
Vote up   Vote down  LisaLongLegs
Look officer, you said if I let you give me one, you'd rip the ticket up.
Vote up   Vote down  Mikey
"What seems to be the officer problem?"


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