brekky
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Yeah, he's refusing a strip search, cos he shelled out a fortune for his costume
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Pac0
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Help me officer, I can't find Master Splinter.
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DFWGHUJ
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master splinter will b mad........im such a nerd i know master splinters name im so lonely
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Robin
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The military test out a new camoflauge!
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gary
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Can you please tell me where the nearest loo is?
I've got turtles head!
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jhjjkjjj
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If any offend you, ur gay, or mulslim
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JONNY WAD
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THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING, YOU SCARE THE PATRONS AT THE PIZZA PARLOR!
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PRES
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OFFICER IF YOU STICK ME WITH THAT RADIO AGAIN I'LL SHOW YOU HOW HIGH I CAN JUMP.
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Peretz
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Бугага!!! Родные омоновцы )))))
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Super Monkey
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"Sorry bro, I just wanted a pizza."
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but i am leonardo davinci
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bizenya
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...Yeah, well Billy came dressed as Guile too ... I know ... I know... I'm going to have to wear this ridiculous Turtle costume he's holding up!...
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minibulker
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they think im crazy? he's the one holding a radio in his right hand and talking into his left sleeve
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gjdunbx
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bore me is sh*t bore me is fuc*ing retarded
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Officer: Hello, your never gonna quess who ive just bumped in to
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Hoffma
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Due to an increase in incidents, the army was stepping in to dealwith Fathers for Justice campaigners
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dumbness
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guy on phone- yes sun i really am talking to one of the tmnt...but he's a murderer so do you still want his autograph?
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IM GAY :)
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jack
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all i wanted was a pizza dude tack a chill pill
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Ya Maamaaa
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Fk they got me stealing!
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terrorist bomber
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NO I KEEP TELLING U, IM THE HARD ONE, MICHELANGELO IS THE PUFFTER!!!!!
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DUFF MAN
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BILLY WONT GET HIS BIRTHDAY WISH NOW!
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Nero
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RSPCA? I've got a turtle here, he's looking very hungrley at my tadger, when can you pick him up?
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Tater
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Raphael was arrested just outside JFK airport after being spotted carrying 60mm thick Shell through customs.
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al queda recruting
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