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Help me officer, I can't find Master Splinter.
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Robin
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The military test out a new camoflauge!
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gary
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Can you please tell me where the nearest loo is?
I've got turtles head!
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PRES
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OFFICER IF YOU STICK ME WITH THAT RADIO AGAIN I'LL SHOW YOU HOW HIGH I CAN JUMP.
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JONNY WAD
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THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING, YOU SCARE THE PATRONS AT THE PIZZA PARLOR!
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brekky
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Yeah, he's refusing a strip search, cos he shelled out a fortune for his costume
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Tater
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Raphael was arrested just outside JFK airport after being spotted carrying 60mm thick Shell through customs.
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but i am leonardo davinci
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bizenya
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...Yeah, well Billy came dressed as Guile too ... I know ... I know... I'm going to have to wear this ridiculous Turtle costume he's holding up!...
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Officer: Hello, your never gonna quess who ive just bumped in to
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DFWGHUJ
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master splinter will b mad........im such a nerd i know master splinters name im so lonely
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Ya Maamaaa
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Fk they got me stealing!
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Schizophrenic Steven
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Yes Guantinamo bay up to it by the phone. John? Sure sir hear he does not try to see does it? Thanks for that, 46 ying ting chung chow npong bing tung? I said that as well.
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Hoffma
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Due to an increase in incidents, the army was stepping in to dealwith Fathers for Justice campaigners
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Super Monkey
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"Sorry bro, I just wanted a pizza."
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dumbness
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guy on phone- yes sun i really am talking to one of the tmnt...but he's a murderer so do you still want his autograph?
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minibulker
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they think im crazy? he's the one holding a radio in his right hand and talking into his left sleeve
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NO I KEEP TELLING U, IM THE HARD ONE, MICHELANGELO IS THE PUFFTER!!!!!
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Mr Biff
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Thanks for turning me back on my feet guys I've been stuck on my back for hours, I thought I was a gonner.
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Roger that sir...we have him...no, we can't find the others...yes, he is willing to provide information on Shredder if we cut him and Donatello a deal. Yes sir, crack cocaine sir.
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quack
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ring your boss ,its my painting The Wedding of the Virgin honest ,do i look like id lie to you
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spalding ;)
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Yes sir, yes we do understand that this turle is NOT osama bin laden, but i swear he lokks like him from behind
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jack
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all i wanted was a pizza dude tack a chill pill
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Nero
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RSPCA? I've got a turtle here, he's looking very hungrley at my tadger, when can you pick him up?
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DUFF MAN
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BILLY WONT GET HIS BIRTHDAY WISH NOW!
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terrorist bomber
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al queda recruting
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