Shaving Iraq - Anything for the weekend?

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Tiggertronix

..Quite lucky, really, Sir. Hezbollah missed my flat next door by a whisker.

LisaLongLegs

You ought to lay off the curry mate - that was some fart!

Golden Delicious

Oops, got a bit carried away looking for my comb.

Max

the place is coming along beautifully Hasheem - when did you say the tilers were coming ?

Edman

The usual then sir

Taco

A little to the left...

Des

Forget to pay the rent on the shop again?

Levi, Aberdeen

i only went on holiday for a week what the fu*k happened to my gaff ?!

haaadont shoot me

so hijacknananabreadhus- sainthethird what are you doing this week? as above name:oh you know hussainosamaputinmam- amamohammhad the usual killing and dropping

Chief Bald Eagle

Sorry the salon is such a mess sir, I just can't do a thing with it this morning.

Bernie

Is this what Ali meant when he asked for a little off the sides?

diamondeye

When I asked for blow dry, i didnt mean it that literally!

Max

Drive-thru McDonalds's - middle east

ajhawkinsjr

Here we see Habib applying his patented shaped charge technique for what he bills as "The Fastest Shave and Haircut Ever!!!" Remember it's not quick unless it's Thermite quick.

hello

Well..the rent's good

Keith, Plymouth

I think a mirror or two will finish it off nicely.

Johnny G

I heard u nearly lost oyur babers

stu

The Barber of Baghdad says.....sit in my Electric chair...

Coverpoint

And I thought Shocan D'Or was a brand of perfume!

macca

hmmm do you feel a draft

Chaco

Ok, where is the draft coming from?

Lou

Somthing for the weekend sir ??....yes a new Fu*king Patio.

Rob

I'm sorry if you wanted a wet cut, I was told it was going to rain today.

jimmy

Do I even need to ask if you'll be going on holiday?

Commisar alan

George realised just how bad his flatulence was getting

homer42

it's been a bit quiet here this morning sir

PRESTON

WHAT HAPPEN TO YOUR HOUSE-THEY TOLD ME YOU WOULD BE IN A WHEELCHAIR-GUESS I DON'T GET PAID.DO YOU HEAR AIRPLANES?

Nip me again and I'll blow up your house too!

This is why you should not piss off the bill collectors.

paxo

did you hear that bang?

Will Nicholls

Phew Tarrik, that was a close shave!

pbnjelly

shave and a haircut (blown) to bits

macca

sorry about the mess kameem im currently decorating the place

Himanshu

business never stops.

DAVE

KEEP STILL I THINK THERE A SNIPER IN HILLS

Rick

Next time I'm about to untap a zit like that...warn me?

jeff

Best made chair ever, glad it survived the blast.

Broadway Bob

Thank you come again!

i must say jellaballoha, those american fellows made a right mess of the old place.

Joe

Did you hear something?

mcblurty

SUICIDE BARBERS WANTED!!apply within...

Anon

In times of turmoil, take care of yourself first. Then you are well prepared to deal with any problems.