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Whos got the keys?!
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jamzeeeee
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Woolworths have got the nintendo Wii in !!!!
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Steve james
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No No No No..... Guiness book of records says you have to be in the Bloody car !!!!!!!!!
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Portaloo
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...ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Ok, here I come ready or not
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gregory
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Pssst...Anybody got any bullets?
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angryboris
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BE vewy vewy quite,....were huntng wabbits!!
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Onemore
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hurry..we can fit one more into the photo...we gonna be famous.
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geggett
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When you finish praying, raise your hand!
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ben
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soldiers spiked with LSD cause havac in city center
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wizardman
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all right who's the smart ass with the fire crackers?
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torgeir
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Stop camping, n00bs. RUSH!
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Which one's Will?
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Anthony D
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It's a duck!
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homer42
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aww captain?? you said I could be nearest to the car
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mcblurty
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korean ice cream van turns up at wrong time...
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Edman
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we're gonna need some cover over here
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para pete
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PULL
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george
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Who picked the smallest car to hide behind?
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minibulker
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ok as soon as he says to the cop you and what army we all jump up .
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Graham
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things the allied forces must do to protect the iraq police
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pookie the hitman
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...christ, it's george w...everybody hide...
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Tennenbaum
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Er..I think the shot came from the line cars behind us
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ajhawkinsjr
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OK Mikey we got ya covered, GO, GO, GO!!!
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maxwell
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Defying of the usual custom of dropping houses on Wicked Witches of the East, the Lollipop Guild deviates significantly from the script.
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cnuk
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No No....wait until THOSE red and blue lights go on....THEN we all yell "SURPRISE"
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monty-p
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He has a pointy stick
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Tiggertronix
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"TV LICENCING ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS. YOU ARE SURROUNDED. UNPLUG YOUR AERIAL, TURN YOUR TV OFF AND COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD!"
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macca
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when the police pull you over for speeding and say "we'll bring back up " thy wern't kidding
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paul merrifield
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Is it a man or is it a plane?
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glyn daVIES
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were gunna need a bigger boat
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PRESTON
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OK !! OK !! WHICH HELMET DID THE BIRD SHIT ON!!!
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N8_G
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Privates: "OMG! What the F&%#k is that Sarge??? Take cover!!!" Sarge: "...that's a rain cloud privates..."
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U2&JAH
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They have just found out that GOK WAN is in town.
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Barak Obama's Wealth Redistribution Squads begin their Snatch and Grab training.
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JAH
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I think we're gonna need a bigger truck.
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FlyingPenguin
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AERIAL ATTACK!!!! its okayy they'll never spot us here
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James Antonio.
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They won't all fit in the tank.
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Tony Mc Kinley
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Its an ambush sarge, there,s two of them
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otherone
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There's the guy over there who's got all our legs!
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Chaeli
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SHITE THE MANHOLE COVERS GONE!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!
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Matrix
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Don Worry. We's got camofloge. The terrorises won sees us.
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Pope John Paul
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Look up there! Superman stole our army truck!
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Radical RHonda
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Sum ting wong! Fa kin Su pah... sign sai no pah king!
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Radical Rhonda
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Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni on Ka! Wai wi Lei Ying Lo n Hai Ding? Kum Hai Dum Fuk Yu Stin Ki Pu!
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N8_G
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Privates: "OMG! What the F&%#k is that Sarge??? Take cover!!!" Sarge: "...that's a rain cloud privates..."
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zakomedia
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Due to health and safety problems in the mines, Snow White became acting career advisor.
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Rimmer
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The magnetic car caused havoc when it drove through the local army barracks.
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sim
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we saw ghost ahhh!!!
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Sam
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Guy on the far left: Hey I found a better cover guys, come over. Guy in front of him: Lets see if this thing works. Guy by the bumper: What the hell theres a camera there guys.
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Paul U.K
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Please sir can I be excused
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aaron
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Okay! Who Farted!
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Colin
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Pointers:there he is! aimers:umm where? sitters:when you see him jump up say suprise and fire! capatain:let me know when you see him so i can run.
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DA MAN
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We have more coming...
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El Fuego
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I think we may need a second car
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Bones
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Take cove!! Sergeant were are we I an lost again. We are going in that building Sir. Are you suer about that Sergeant.
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Horrorboy
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Okay, you guys keep a lookout, while I pour in the sugar.
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dr-jiggy
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i think we're shit at hide and seek
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momma shaking
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We'll keep him busy, you let down his tyres.
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COL A
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Hey boss, it's the plane!
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coop
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PUSH THIS BASTARD OVER 1-2-3 ...
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Pope John Paul
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Look up there! Superman stole our army truck!
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TDAWG
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Does anyone have a clear shot?
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Tony
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It's Sarah Palin,get her
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Blonde
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New meaing to "close ranks"
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pYeasant
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Join the army they said...See the world they said...And now this, Terry. It's enough to make you pretend your gay.
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al
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stand down its not an alien invasion
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Jim P
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Hands up who wants to go home
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crazy as mofo
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"OOPS i just pulled the pin on my gernade"
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t-r0y
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Got'em right were we want'em
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Jonathan Jay Ong
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faster! bring in the big guns!
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SC
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ohh no! I think its a zerg rush!
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lou
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Get down hammer time...la la la la....cant touch this
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Johnny
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WE NEED MORE MEN!!!
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robert
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Someone should have shouted "HALT"
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dave
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c'mon now, we don't need evrybody,its just a popped tyre?
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BRIAN
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HAS ANYONE SEEN DAVE
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gary moore
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are you sure its duck shooting season
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dingo
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I wonder if they can see us
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JONNYRDG
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mantel soldiers over dosed on nectar turn crazy
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Galen
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Do you think he saw us?! Oh God, I think he saw us!
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Graham
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ok what bastards hidden the personel carrier
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Rubris
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One grenade would get all of us.
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